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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Here it is
the fifteen minute Morning Show Podcast. There's Froggy and there's
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Scotty B. There's Gandhi and Scary and there's Danielle and
Nate and his hair. Hey, it's it's it's full today,
isn't it. It's very full? And there's Brody and there's
Gott and here we go the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Um,
where do we start? What do you want to talk about?
I don't know. Nate's given off these like Elvis Presley
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vibes with the way with his hair and the white shirt,
and I like, I've seen a bunch of promo for
it now, I all looking at Nate. I got that
from the farthest thing from Elvis Presley, and we do
have that rockabilly look. You've got a little James Dean going.
I'm the farthest thing from James Dean. You know, James
Dean was only in three movies, you know that, But
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what a powerful legacy learned. I've been in more movies
than James Dean. How crazy how many movies have been Yeah,
oh well I've been in the background. I mean, I'm
not in a movie that does h No, I've been
in I've been Stark and Hutch. Hang on, let me
think back to some West Craven movie. I was in
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a bunch of episodes of the District. Uh yeah, really,
I did a lot of that crap when I was
in the line. I didn't realize that you did you
want to be an actor? Uh? Yeah, No, I moved
out there with wanting to be an act. I was
in Something's Got to Give. I danced right next to
Jack Nicholson. Really see you if I watched the movie
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for like, you see the back of me for like
a half a second. May I have your autograph? Yeah?
It's so crazy, like Jack Nicholson, he was so so
It was when the Lakers were in the playoffs in
two thousand three, I remember, right, and so he had
it written in his contract that if the Lakers are
in the playoffs or the Lakers have a game period
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the production comes to a halt. He goes to the
game and then they bring him back, so like we're
on set all day and then seven o'clock hits or whatever,
and then they're like, all right, this is break time,
so we take a break for like four hours. He
gets Chopper to the game, he comes back, and then
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we shoot for I kid you not five minutes and
then we're done. We waited around all day for like
five minutes, and then they decided I don't know if
they did the shot or they decided the lighting wasn't right,
and then the direction. She's a very famous director. I
can nancy something. I can't remember her name, but she
decided we'll just do it tomorrow. So we sat around
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for like four or five hours waiting for jeck Nic
Do you ever want to be that important? You're holding
question every the on top. Here's my question, Froggy, very
good point. What would you in your contract have written
in that you would have to pause the entire Elvis
Ray Morning Show while you go do it, and we
have to sit in here and wait till you get back.
We thought about it, like what Gandhi, if there was
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a raccoon nearby, specifically a domesticated raccoon that would allow
me to touch it and play with it and feed it, chips, everything, everything,
all production will halt. What about you? Have you thought
about it? Yeah? If Tom Brady was doing something nearby?
We have to stop. I have to go to that.
I'll come back. What about you, Brody, we'd have to
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stop the entire show so you could go. Do what
he's saying. Can anybody read lips? Say it again? That's
what you're saying. Are you there? I think he's saying hello.
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I know you're saying bye bye bye. All right, all right,
well we'll come back to broke. Can we fix that? Scary?
I don't know what's going on. Okay, Well let's what
about you, Garrett? What would you do? Show on? Hold
sneaker drop any sneaker? Really? Because it's in my contract,
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I can leave whenever I want, and it's close by,
so it's not too bad. And for Froggy too. Tom
Brady takes his bike around around this building a bunch
of times, so you'd be stopping the show a hell
of a lot of over the last two weeks. Production
will halt while you're on a speaker drop What about by?
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I don't know what it is. We didn't tell you.
I figured out Gandhi, you gave us raccoon? What about you,
danielle Um? Yeah? Probably like if David Beckham was outside
and I need to go meet him or like you know,
ed cheering concert, something like a weight and anything that
has to do with my kids. Guys, I'm so sorry,
but I'm putting you keep in mind. We we we
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won't continue. We have to halt everything for you to
go do something, Go muffins with mommy. What about you? Nate?
It's tough, you know, I'm I'm trying to think of
what Christopher Cross I don't know. Years ago, i'd say
it like a Lord of the Rings film, which I'm
a big Lord of the Rings, and right now you'd
have to I'd have to. I don't know. I don't
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know what Jack Nicholas would leave for a Lakers game,
you would leave for a Lord of Rings film. I
know I'm a loser. Brody, are you on? I think
I am? Did you change something? We have to halt
production for you to go do what? Uh to get
my microphone to work to think about it. We actually
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sort of did it just here, No, Dandie, I changed that.
My original answer was if a new Chinese buffet opened
up in the area, have to pause the show. Oh
there you go, Yeah about you, Elvish, Let's go to
Scotty be first, Hello, Scotty, We're gonna halt the show
so you can go do what. I don't know. I
guess maybe if some truck pulled up downstairs and was
giving out free food, I'd have to say, are Cereal free?
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Cereal food? Is Cereals food? Well? Yeah? Free? A free
something truck downstairs, I'd have to go grab it. Oh
that's scary, scary a free food truck. Yeah, my answer
has to be with food as well. But I don't
have anything definitive. You know, there's not much. I kind
of let the show go on. I feel like if
there was an instagram able moment happening, or he'd be like,
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if there's a celebrity running by that we think is
about to pass away, almost celebrity, watch out, potential viral
moment folding in front of me. I gotta get that
on camera. Imagine that pitch like scary gets the celebrity like, hey, listen,
you're about to die, so I need to take a
picture with you. Um long story, you'll understand it later. So,
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speaking of viral things, I know you guys are sick
of the little filter that I been having a good
time with, but I love it. Try it on your dog,
because they're very funny on animals. But you know how
we always laugh at the faces scary makes into the camera.
Oh stop it just now, that's you just staring at yourself.
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But I didn't have a shipping grin on my face
like that. Have you a crazy thing? There's like almost
what eight billion people in the world. Somebody looks just
like I think about it one day, animal get old.
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It's just not Elvis? What about you? What would you
stop the show with? Oh I've seen that's my point.
I would never stop the show, not for personal reasons.
Never ever never, oh never ever never. By the way,
keep we getting back to that term ship eating grin? Yeah,
can we look that up? If I'm eating ship, I'm not,
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That's what I'm thinking. Like, if you're eating ship, you're
not really grinned. Where is it coming from? The origin?
The originally possibly from a contraction of grinning like a
possum eating shit. I didn't know. Positive it's making me nauseous?
Is that like the snack snack of choice? It was disgusting.
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I'm taking my dogs and my dog's warm ship in
my hand in a bag on the crackers. Oh, my
dad used to call it, what do we have for dinner?
Perhaps some ship on a shingle. I'm like, no ever, nobody,
nobody in their life ever ate ship on a shingle. Ever,
my dad used to make that's a military term, military
launch taking all the king, isn't it? No? Well, the
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ship on a shingle? I ate when from my dad
was it wasn't shipped. For my dad, it was a
ground beef and make a little gravy it and you
put it on toast. It's like it on military thing.
My dad used to say, ship in chinola, I got
to eat, and some shift in shinola. What does that
even mean? I thought the expression was you can't tell
the difference between ship and shinola? Oh is that really? Yeah?
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Like they're both blackish brown. You can't tell the difference
because you're an idiot. What is shinola though? What is that?
It's shoe polish. I think it's also a very fancy wash.
Oh you think that's what he meant Behind the scenes here, Um,
Scotty B and I had a little bet. He said
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it was. You know how I do the weather for
New York, and I do the weather count and I
do these temperature counts. So I gave him all the
way up to eighty six degrees, like currently it's eighty
six degrees. But I do that like six o'clock in
the morning, and he goes lofty goals. We're not gonna
get to eighty six. It is now eighty four degrees
at twenty minutes, before six degrees in twenty minutes, and
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in fact, it's gonna be eighty eight degrees by eleven.
I need a pool pronto, not mine. Don't forget this, everybody.
I want that swimming in the deepen. Oh god, somebody.
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I need to get into a body of water. Elvis.
This pool is broken. Broken. It's your dog. Swim They can,
but they don't like it. Okay, my dog cannot stay
out of the pool, cannot stay out, you can't. He
will dive in constantly. I love it, you know, he
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liked it. They just don't like it. I saw something
yesterday that was the cutest thing. This big black like um,
I guess it was maybe a black lab. Huge. He
was trying to get watermelon. The mom was giving him
watermelon out of his little dish because it was so
hot outside and he couldn't He couldn't get it out
of the dish, so she had to bring the dish
up to his mouth and he got to eat the
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watermelon that way, like she was actually feeding him. It
was the cute I thought of you, Gandhi, because it
was the cutest thing ever that she had to help
him like he was a baby. I would pause production
for we hold on a lab need some watermelon. I
didn't know dogs eat a watermelon. I had no idea
just about everything idea. Saw you're a to raw Hamburgers yesterday.
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We call that steak tartar. Yeah, okay, a off topic.
Do you guys have bomba socks? Yeah? Absolutely, They're phenomenal. Right,
So for for Christmas, I got a friend gave me
one pair, and I'm like, God about cheap skate, But
now I just looked up the price because I want
to buy more. Holy sh it, they're expensive. God dang,
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one pair of socks. Is I love that? This is
like more of a venture into your dad life for Christmas?
You know, like you know what my dad does. So
my dad will buy socks and they're all gray and
they're mid calf and would ever, I mean, that's that's
his socks. What he does. He numbers the pairs right,
so he will number if he gets six pairs, he
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will number each pair like one to three, so they
match up and they get even consistent war that's actually
not a bad idea though, But like inside, like the
elastic event, and he will have the numbers and he
will match them up so that one particular sock doesn't
get worn any more than any other. I gotta have
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a question. Yeah, yeah, so I don't number my socks right,
but sometimes if you get a hole in his sock,
you throw one out, but you keep the other one,
so when the next one has a hole in it,
you then match up the two survivors. So does he
match up the survivors and he's got a one in
a four? Because that's you know, what does he do?
I don't know. I don't know what question. I don't
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don't know what's whatever has happened. I will have to
ask him that. That's a very good question. But he
also used to label them left and right. Your dad
had different sized feet, yes, uh so on one side
of four, the other sides of ten. Now one side
is a twelve, the other ones like eleven and a half.
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So he's actually been kicked out of shoes. But he's
very particular about his feet and his shoes. But he's
been kicked out of shoe stores before. Weird Dad conversations
now comes. My socks come with an element are on them.
They're made specifically for your left and right foot. No kidding,
look here, hold on, look, I'll take some of mine.
Are too arch an l right there? Yeah, no kidding.
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A lot of athletic socks will do that. They never
noticed it. You gotta touch your toes first. I have
those socks froggy, those under armers. So it's like the
equivalent in what we do for a living is this
is the left headphone, this is the right headphone. Can
you do this? Can you turn it over and do this? No?
It feels it feels weird. It was weird. And that's
what your socks feel like when you put them on
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the office. You keep walking in circles if you put
your socks on back. I know, but now that I
have my left on my right, my right on my left,
I don't like living in this world. Turned back around,
turn back around the world. You heard about my thing
with socks today, I actually took them all out of
the water dryer and they all match. That was like,
write this date down, Oh my god, May one two.
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By the way, you know where you know where I
found some of them go because I found one last week.
If a lot of washing machines, people don't even realize
that there's like a crap screen that all kinds of
gook goes into that people rarely empty and that's what
causes um washing machines to stop up sometimes. And I
took it out and there was all kinds of crud
in there, and a sock, a couple of bobby pins
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and some plastic things that well, we have a Samsung
washing machines. So in the front, that's a little compartment
that you just push open. You unscrew it and pull
it out and all this water and cook and crap
will come out. Can handle it. But that's the reason
why sometimes your washing machine will not work and you'll
call service and all they do is clear that thing
out and charge you with thousand dollars. Yeah, it's not
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the lint tray. No washer, just have a little hatch
in the front. You all screw it, you pull the
crud out and you drain it and then shut up. Yeah,
I wonder if all my socks are in there. You
will find some pieces of clothing in there. Sometimes it's
not a blanket, a blanket members of my family living there.
I didn't know about that. You don't do your own
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wash sometimes, But who does his wash? He sends, that's
a single Guys. Do he dry cleans his jeans? Yeah?
He keeps all his paperwork and his washer dry. Right,
that's right. That to me is just dangerous. But I'm
not plugged in. You know what baffles me is even
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if I buy brand new socks, brand new and I
put them in, I still will have one less. How
is that their brand new? This is the first time
they're even going in the dryer. I didn't have time
to lose them. So I don't understand. You have a
you have a gnome in you're washing machine. He's eating
these things? I really do. Are we doing frogs? We're
over time? Yeah, I'll do it to your screen. Well,
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I have a beautiful day, guys, and you will do
it again tomorrow. The fifteen Minute Morning Show