May 18, 2022 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis represents fifteen minute morning show. So this is
the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Yeah. Oh, we got
(00:26):
all our energy out of the show. Huh, Diamonds, stop drop,
don't shop. You know you guys are gonna be on
fire sometime and you know we know what the fun
did you tell you? Right now? Let's just not catch
(00:49):
each other on fire to worry about that, no ship.
One of my best friends, Melissavega, I love you, she
caught on fire and she stopped, dropped and rolled, And
that is what fire? How is your friend catch on fire?
She was cooking in the kitchen and she got the
grease caught on fire. When she went to move, the
panic got all over her. So she was on fire
with the grease and she stopped dropping, roll and put
(01:11):
the fire on. I'm telling you, they taught you this
in first grade, and I thought I would have been
on fire about seventeen times by this point in my
life based on how much they drilled that into your head.
I didn't you would have been on fire and you
wouldn't know what to do. True. I also thought we
would have encountered a lot more quicksand people that go
on fire. We'll just run and that's the problem, that
is it. Yeah. I also thought that when we had
(01:33):
to like tuck our head between our legs when the
tornado was coming or whatever, the tornado drills, I thought
we were going to use that a lot more than
we did now. I just things Northeast want to know
the type of drills they do in school. Now, I
don't even want to know. When we were doing those drills.
I would put my head between other people's life, little
(01:55):
your own legs stop drop shot him down open shop
where up at seven o'clock. I know where the drop
in the drop top curs in the street because he
heard you stand earlier on you did. It's kind of
funny to hear you say earlier. I just remember that
(02:17):
in the room. Don't get it. I will tell you.
Froggy will give me another one. Froggy's got some street now.
I mean, there'll be times when we're talking about something,
I'm like, how the fund does he you have Boulevard?
I have Country Lane? Your showlder from Brooklyn. I don't
(02:44):
know how hold on you for saying, then, f the
same neighborhood as you it's called us Brooklyn and places
like Okay, we also want to Brooklyn. Can we point
out look what round and not loving yourself? It's colder
(03:07):
and for the record, but it's an all sound. It's
called death sack, but no one says dad, yeah it is. No,
it's called a sack. Cold. Everyone I say called a
sack because I have an accent, but I don't say
I don't say cold or sack. Everybody's saying sack. Background.
I can explain that, what is your background doing that? Okay?
(03:28):
So I've been working. I told you, I'm I didn't
tell you. I'm working on a new setup at home.
I got a ring light and a webcam. So do
you have an only fanstage who like you can't see?
So I can experiment in the backgrounds to cover up
my couch at home. And I've got to turn it off. Brodie,
(03:48):
I think you yourself? Do you love yourself? Someone has
to love me. I'll turn that off tomorrow for sure. God.
So yeah, I mean, you can't expect me to know
how to pronounce words that didn't exist in my neighborhood.
(04:10):
But hold on, scary, you did go to school here.
You do this anytime you get some my neighborhood, yeahgy scary.
When you get something wrong, you instantly automatically go to, oh,
I'm from Brooklyn, as if you were grouping everybody in
the pronounce the evil Tower, because the evil Tower is
not in Brooklyn. It actually is pronounced he fell, isn't it?
Yeah it is. Well he didn't know that, Yeah, Froggy doesn't.
(04:37):
Froggy doesn't use excuses like oh, I grew up in
hill country. Like he doesn't do that ship sometimes he does.
He says, sleeping with his cousins, what are you talking
about names? There was only a couple of times relaction.
That doesn't make you. I thought that was scary. What
was your cousin's name? His name was Jimmy. I gotta
tell you, today's show just exhausted me. I would a
(05:00):
bed up. I was up there too. I was here
here at the radio stage. Did you come party? Here's
the culpriate Tom pul He just his eyes are glazed
over to got me all drunk last night. Come here,
Tom and sees if we're talking into microphones, and if
we are, he walks pass Diamond, please thank you. He's
(05:23):
gonna come in giggling, nervous laugh he does when he
knows he's in trouble. I don't think he's going to
come in tom Bleman, he drank much more than me
last night. He's running right now, he's running away. Simon's
running after him. Did I did suck his finger at
the table again? Yeah, there's no longer the pinky. I
went for the middle. Gary, can you pronounce Tom Pullman
(05:43):
because he wasn't born in Brooklyn? Alright? That joke was
like five minutes ago. Over the fact that Elvis sucked
Tom Pulman's finger. It's nothing new. We were there the
first time he did it. Was it a meat market
or something at Studio fifty four. No, I was having
dinner with him alone. That wasn't the first time I
(06:05):
was with you the first time he did it. You
stuck a spinky finger. This happened way before you. What
was your favorite part of the show today evening? Every
You know, I have a both Alex and I have
a crush on BOSSI really I just find him interesting.
I just do. I just I don't know, there's something
about him. He really does have a good energy. I
(06:26):
know that you were saying it's the bad but just
even if you take that part out, he just has
big energy, like a nice, nice vibe to him. I
like him. Yeah, what was your favorite part of the show.
I think that interview, To be honest with you, I
love it when we get esoteric, like we can get Eddie,
you know what I mean? Eddy was your second favorite
(06:48):
part of the show. And BOSSI through Nate out told
you to get the funk out of and then then
he picked up the sign that you had that said
we need to go to song and he started waving around.
We need to go to song, guys, we need to
go song the song. He's got that big d energy.
(07:13):
Wasted time. I mean I was in bed by ten thirty.
You gotta wait a second until two am. I was
up till two. I went out with Cia and Dennis.
We drank more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I I escaped.
So I can't take responsibility for that. See him on
(07:34):
the zoom go hold on, Daniel can turn her computer.
So Tom Holman, who did not have to be up
and do a show at six am, he went to
bed at ten thirty. You were out till too. Yes, Okay,
is this on the radio or the podcast it's a podcast.
You can you know it's the podcast so we can
say words like fuck. Twitch had some great wine last night.
(07:57):
Tom Pulman bought some really good line. I don't even
actually I took a picture. Remember is looking for a
raise in I heeart not getting it. We drank your
raised last What a great dinner we had last It
was prime Yeah, okay, well was your favorite part of
(08:19):
the dinner? Elvis sucking is He didn't do that. He
didn't do that. He kept threatening dates what percent is
business and what percent is pleasure and just laughing and
let you know, loving life. Last night was no business
at all. It was just all just well, he needs
to he needs to submit that to expenses. It was
all business. We had a great night. We had a
(08:43):
it was Dennis. Where's Dennis? Lidia Malcolm, she's floating around somewhere.
Let me tell you right now. Last night was a
New York City night. The weather was beautiful, the windows
were opening the restaurant, there was a breeze going through.
We had like eight bottles of wine and then we
went out and had drinks and somehow THEO was up
and at it this morning too. I just went to
(09:05):
her office. I didn't see her when we called. She answered,
he could be sleeping under the desk. You know who's
big d energy. Yeah. Absolutely. Anyway, I had a great
night with you last night. Tom. Likewise, thank you. So
we had Bossy on this morning. The Bossy interview was
kind of flawless. I'm in love with him. I'm a
(09:28):
thing for him. Was he did he come up in person? Yeah? Good?
An hour ago? Oh no way? His finger? Yeah, I
did not cheat on your jealousy. Dog O, yours a
(09:53):
big old queen. I don't have a boss. You just
called the he's in chief of cheaper letters, chief of programming,
or he's the guy who make sure you hear that's
done over and over again. I don't have a boss.
You don't want. None of us have a boss. Really,
(10:17):
if you think about okay, are we done? Ten minute
morning show? Okay, by everybody, we're done. We're entering it
before yesterday was a scary shut the funk up just
in the to give us home, just say by listen,
(10:40):
don't stop. Why God, Scott. People are starting to get angry.
I'm telling you I've been Okay, how about this Scott
who cares everybody close your things, Scotty can host the
rest of you. Good luck, Scott. What's going on? Hey?
What keep going, Scottie. It's done it. They've just turned off.
(11:05):
Finish it. No, I can't do it by myself. Well,
it's stop talking, ship, I'm not talking. I'm just trying
to give the people what they want. What are you doing, Straberry?
Serious story again? Got it off? Please The fifteen minute
(11:29):
Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis represents fifteen minute morning show. So this is
the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Yeah. Oh, we got
(00:26):
all our energy out of the show. Huh, Diamonds, stop drop,
don't shop. You know you guys are gonna be on
fire sometime and you know we know what the fun
did you tell you? Right now? Let's just not catch
(00:49):
each other on fire to worry about that, no ship.
One of my best friends, Melissavega, I love you, she
caught on fire and she stopped, dropped and rolled, And
that is what fire? How is your friend catch on fire?
She was cooking in the kitchen and she got the
grease caught on fire. When she went to move, the
panic got all over her. So she was on fire
with the grease and she stopped dropping, roll and put
(01:11):
the fire on. I'm telling you, they taught you this
in first grade, and I thought I would have been
on fire about seventeen times by this point in my
life based on how much they drilled that into your head.
I didn't you would have been on fire and you
wouldn't know what to do. True. I also thought we
would have encountered a lot more quicksand people that go
on fire. We'll just run and that's the problem, that
is it. Yeah. I also thought that when we had
(01:33):
to like tuck our head between our legs when the
tornado was coming or whatever, the tornado drills, I thought
we were going to use that a lot more than
we did now. I just things Northeast want to know
the type of drills they do in school. Now, I
don't even want to know. When we were doing those drills.
I would put my head between other people's life, little
(01:55):
your own legs stop drop shot him down open shop
where up at seven o'clock. I know where the drop
in the drop top curs in the street because he
heard you stand earlier on you did. It's kind of
funny to hear you say earlier. I just remember that
(02:17):
in the room. Don't get it. I will tell you.
Froggy will give me another one. Froggy's got some street now.
I mean, there'll be times when we're talking about something,
I'm like, how the fund does he you have Boulevard?
I have Country Lane? Your showlder from Brooklyn. I don't
(02:44):
know how hold on you for saying, then, f the
same neighborhood as you it's called us Brooklyn and places
like Okay, we also want to Brooklyn. Can we point
out look what round and not loving yourself? It's colder
(03:07):
and for the record, but it's an all sound. It's
called death sack, but no one says dad, yeah it is. No,
it's called a sack. Cold. Everyone I say called a
sack because I have an accent, but I don't say
I don't say cold or sack. Everybody's saying sack. Background.
I can explain that, what is your background doing that? Okay?
(03:28):
So I've been working. I told you, I'm I didn't
tell you. I'm working on a new setup at home.
I got a ring light and a webcam. So do
you have an only fanstage who like you can't see?
So I can experiment in the backgrounds to cover up
my couch at home. And I've got to turn it off. Brodie,
(03:48):
I think you yourself? Do you love yourself? Someone has
to love me. I'll turn that off tomorrow for sure. God.
So yeah, I mean, you can't expect me to know
how to pronounce words that didn't exist in my neighborhood.
(04:10):
But hold on, scary, you did go to school here.
You do this anytime you get some my neighborhood, yeahgy scary.
When you get something wrong, you instantly automatically go to, oh,
I'm from Brooklyn, as if you were grouping everybody in
the pronounce the evil Tower, because the evil Tower is
not in Brooklyn. It actually is pronounced he fell, isn't it?
Yeah it is. Well he didn't know that, Yeah, Froggy doesn't.
(04:37):
Froggy doesn't use excuses like oh, I grew up in
hill country. Like he doesn't do that ship sometimes he does.
He says, sleeping with his cousins, what are you talking
about names? There was only a couple of times relaction.
That doesn't make you. I thought that was scary. What
was your cousin's name? His name was Jimmy. I gotta
tell you, today's show just exhausted me. I would a
(05:00):
bed up. I was up there too. I was here
here at the radio stage. Did you come party? Here's
the culpriate Tom pul He just his eyes are glazed
over to got me all drunk last night. Come here,
Tom and sees if we're talking into microphones, and if
we are, he walks pass Diamond, please thank you. He's
(05:23):
gonna come in giggling, nervous laugh he does when he
knows he's in trouble. I don't think he's going to
come in tom Bleman, he drank much more than me
last night. He's running right now, he's running away. Simon's
running after him. Did I did suck his finger at
the table again? Yeah, there's no longer the pinky. I
went for the middle. Gary, can you pronounce Tom Pullman
(05:43):
because he wasn't born in Brooklyn? Alright? That joke was
like five minutes ago. Over the fact that Elvis sucked
Tom Pulman's finger. It's nothing new. We were there the
first time he did it. Was it a meat market
or something at Studio fifty four. No, I was having
dinner with him alone. That wasn't the first time I
(06:05):
was with you the first time he did it. You
stuck a spinky finger. This happened way before you. What
was your favorite part of the show today evening? Every
You know, I have a both Alex and I have
a crush on BOSSI really I just find him interesting.
I just do. I just I don't know, there's something
about him. He really does have a good energy. I
(06:26):
know that you were saying it's the bad but just
even if you take that part out, he just has
big energy, like a nice, nice vibe to him. I
like him. Yeah, what was your favorite part of the show.
I think that interview, To be honest with you, I
love it when we get esoteric, like we can get Eddie,
you know what I mean? Eddy was your second favorite
(06:48):
part of the show. And BOSSI through Nate out told
you to get the funk out of and then then
he picked up the sign that you had that said
we need to go to song and he started waving around.
We need to go to song, guys, we need to
go song the song. He's got that big d energy.
(07:13):
Wasted time. I mean I was in bed by ten thirty.
You gotta wait a second until two am. I was
up till two. I went out with Cia and Dennis.
We drank more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I I escaped.
So I can't take responsibility for that. See him on
(07:34):
the zoom go hold on, Daniel can turn her computer.
So Tom Holman, who did not have to be up
and do a show at six am, he went to
bed at ten thirty. You were out till too. Yes, Okay,
is this on the radio or the podcast it's a podcast.
You can you know it's the podcast so we can
say words like fuck. Twitch had some great wine last night.
(07:57):
Tom Pulman bought some really good line. I don't even
actually I took a picture. Remember is looking for a
raise in I heeart not getting it. We drank your
raised last What a great dinner we had last It
was prime Yeah, okay, well was your favorite part of
(08:19):
the dinner? Elvis sucking is He didn't do that. He
didn't do that. He kept threatening dates what percent is
business and what percent is pleasure and just laughing and
let you know, loving life. Last night was no business
at all. It was just all just well, he needs
to he needs to submit that to expenses. It was
all business. We had a great night. We had a
(08:43):
it was Dennis. Where's Dennis? Lidia Malcolm, she's floating around somewhere.
Let me tell you right now. Last night was a
New York City night. The weather was beautiful, the windows
were opening the restaurant, there was a breeze going through.
We had like eight bottles of wine and then we
went out and had drinks and somehow THEO was up
and at it this morning too. I just went to
(09:05):
her office. I didn't see her when we called. She answered,
he could be sleeping under the desk. You know who's
big d energy. Yeah. Absolutely. Anyway, I had a great
night with you last night. Tom. Likewise, thank you. So
we had Bossy on this morning. The Bossy interview was
kind of flawless. I'm in love with him. I'm a
(09:28):
thing for him. Was he did he come up in person? Yeah? Good?
An hour ago? Oh no way? His finger? Yeah, I
did not cheat on your jealousy. Dog O, yours a
(09:53):
big old queen. I don't have a boss. You just
called the he's in chief of cheaper letters, chief of programming,
or he's the guy who make sure you hear that's
done over and over again. I don't have a boss.
You don't want. None of us have a boss. Really,
(10:17):
if you think about okay, are we done? Ten minute
morning show? Okay, by everybody, we're done. We're entering it
before yesterday was a scary shut the funk up just
in the to give us home, just say by listen,
(10:40):
don't stop. Why God, Scott. People are starting to get angry.
I'm telling you I've been Okay, how about this Scott
who cares everybody close your things, Scotty can host the
rest of you. Good luck, Scott. What's going on? Hey?
What keep going, Scottie. It's done it. They've just turned off.
(11:05):
Finish it. No, I can't do it by myself. Well,
it's stop talking, ship, I'm not talking. I'm just trying
to give the people what they want. What are you doing, Straberry?
Serious story again? Got it off? Please The fifteen minute
(11:29):
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