May 12, 2022 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Howdy. It's well,
it's Thursday right now, but it may not be Thursday
when you're watching or listening to this anyway. The room
is full. We've got Danielle, We've got Froggy. Scotty b
is eating tomatoes. They're grape tomato, grape tomatoes. And back
in the background is Andrew, who I'm sure we'll call
up to the front line in a minute. Hi Andrew,
(00:22):
and they're scary. And there's Nate, and there's Garrett and
uh Dave Brody and uh once again Gandhi out because
she says she's going to a wedding in Dominican Republic,
so she'll be back with us on Monday. So there
you go. Hey, UM, I don't want I'm not spoiling anything,
by the way, I just want to let you know
(00:42):
that New York Post today, if you go to n
y Post dot com, a couple of interesting stories. One, Uh,
there's kind of an interesting explanation for the ending to Ozark.
There are spoilers in this article, so don't read it
unless you've gone through the entire series. I have not finished.
It's kind of fascinating what they're saying, so if you're
(01:04):
a little perplexed by the ending of Ozark, maybe it
could help you formulate in an opinion. There's also another
story in Today's New York Post about the loss of
Naomi Judd and her daughter Ashley Judd. I believe was
on Good Morning America this morning and she revealed how
they found her mother passed away and what caused the
(01:27):
her death, and uh, it's very interesting now that we're
you know, we're in the middle of mental health month, right,
that's what comes to play here. But that was this
morning on Good Morning America. It was the first time
that was revealed. It's very very touching article. That's all
in Today's New York Post. By the way, they're not
paying me to say that at this point. There's some
(01:47):
interesting stuff in it. It's all I'm saying. Do you
think the voice they pay it? They don't know, not
at all. We were we rip off the New York
Post all the all the time. It's the least we
can do to support them, all Right, those are my
announcements for the day. Who has an announcement, Let's make
this announcement day. Oh, like Danielle anyone maybe think about
it for a second. Maybe someone has Yeah, Danielle, no,
(02:08):
I have to think about it. And I got one
Alway announcement. Yes, yes, three months right now. Now, Okay,
what do you guys think about weekday drinking? What he
thinks about weekdays toward the end of the weekend day
(02:29):
or night? Uh? Night? No? Well, I love watching a
movie with my husband on the couch and a glass
of wine. It's the best. Yeah. We day drinking is fabulous,
but I don't do. The only time I really really
weak day drink is if Alex is with me, or
if I'm in the city and we're going to lunch.
I try to move it all to the weekend, but
(02:51):
lunch or if I or if dessert with every breath
I can. The last night we we had, you know,
we arbecue and we ate outside, and then we went
to our fire pit and then we started a little fire,
and then we had some drinks in our neighbors see
us having a fire and they're like, hey, we'll join you,
and they bring over drinks. So I'm like, okay, I've
(03:11):
already had one. I can't refuse another. And then then
you know, two turned into three and I'm like it's
name sleep and I know that's that sounds early, but
for us that's late. Right. So I actually have a
bit of a headache this morning, and I'm like, I
don't know if I can do this anything. I can't
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do it. Only you can control that, You're it's totally
under your control. We had some friends of ours who
were drinking. We were hanging out in our driveways as
we do in our neighborhood, and one day I see
this couple that we're really good friends with and they
look like they're hammered. It's just like five o'clock in
the afternoon, and I said, what are you guys doing?
And he goes, we're on spring break, Like what do
(03:53):
you mean? It's like everybody else is on spring break.
We're taking one today too, And they were hammered. Okay,
I guess whatever reason you need when it comes to drinking, though,
Like I I know, with eating, like your metabolism, you
Kenny like you do when you were younger, But what
is it with drinking that like you can't drink like
you did when you were in college and like in
(04:13):
your young twenties. Well, I don't know what it is.
That's why I'm asking you know, maybe you're not used
to it. It's not your metabolism though, is it your
liver process it or something? No, no, no, no, you
have a whole different set of rules going on in
your body when you get older, when you get over. Yeah,
it's it takes longer to recover. Yeah, with your liver.
Then that that that doesn't catch that doesn't catch up
or not necessarily. It could be many things inside it
(04:36):
aren't catching up. If you're gonna do weekday drinking, though,
shouldn't you do it more towards like a Wednesday or
Thursday night, knowing that the weekend is closer because Sunday
and Monday night are a bit I agree with you there, Yeah,
did it on Monday. It was weird on Tuesday, Like
it was like I just I drank on Saturday and
Sunday and then here's Monday, and then Tuesday felt weird.
Is like, I don't like this feeling on a Tuesday
(04:58):
where it's like, well you never catch up exactly. I
feel like I'm catching up on everything and we're at
Friday already. So I'm finally you guys are lightweights. Lightweights.
I was just gonna say it. I don't think I've
ever seen you hungover. I've seen you still drunk. That's
the key. Stay drunk, you won't be hung over. Him hungover.
(05:19):
He doesn't experience a hangover like we experienced hangars. Elvis
is happy when he's I think you might still be
drunk or something because I'm miserable. But you're like having
the time of your life. It's great. I wish I
could be like you. You know, remember that I have
a different I have a different level of tolerance for Yes,
I remember that time. Don't talk about it, and don't
(05:41):
talk about it. Talk about But have you ever had
those those moments like we've all had, like hungover the
next day and you're like, I'm not getting out of
bed because we don't Obviously we don't see those because
we're not in bed with you. Um. You know what,
Here's the thing, no matter how no matter how tired
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we are, no matter maybe hungover or not feeling well,
we usually find a way to make it in here
and do a show. Of course. I mean like the
other day Danielle had a bad migraine and you would
have if I was listening in my car, I would
have never known that she was thrown up in the
trash cannon between breaks. That was awful. But even when
(06:27):
I was pregnant, like I would come, I did not
miss a day of work pregnant, exactly with Danielle is
the show must go on, you know. Okay, So last
week when you guys filled on Friday, it was I
didn't call in drunk on on Friday. I called you Thursday,
where it was daylight still where I was. I just
we we were going through a lot of emotional things,
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and we're preparing for some personal emotional things, and I
just knew, I just I just needed a day. And
that's totally fine, you know. I mean when you explained
it to me, you said, I got a lot of
stuff going on, I'm gonna be thinking about it all days,
and that's totally fine. But you weren't. You hadn't even
been drinking, if I'm not mistaken. So but then knowing
I wasn't getting up the next day, we hit the bars. Baby,
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Sometimes you planned that way, like like, you know what,
I'm going out tonight. I'm probably gonna drink a lot
just to let you know I'm not coming tomorrow. I'm
not wasted yet, but I'm going to be here. Well no,
I've never done that, but it's a great idea. Maybe
that's why. God he's all gone for three days anyway,
So what about non drinkers like Brody? You're not really
a drinker, really, are you? Right? Right? No, I'm not
(07:33):
so no, very little? All right? Would you have an
announcement to make? Nates was Hey, how about you week
day drinkers? What's your announcement? My announcement is I I've
started drinking, all right, No, legitimately, I I've I've started
to enjoy a little kaloa and milk a couple of
days a week, drinking white Russian. I freely meant that
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that's not drinking chocolate milk. A second, do you call
that drinking? You call that drinking, Nate. To be fair,
I don't drink sham, but when I do, I'm making
a joke about it because it's not drinking. I mean,
you're basically drinking a chocolate milk at that point. Hold
on a second, if a vegetarian eats a piece of
steak twice a week, you'd be like, oh my god,
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you're eating steak. I don't drink at all. I tell
you I'm drinking kaloe. You're like, fuck you, brod on
the alcohol, the alcohol content, what's the difference? What the
drink is? Thank you, Scotty. Okay, unless he's down in
an entire bottle of khalula, I don't think he's gonna
get trashed on calue and milk. Okay. Danielle sent you
at a bottle of glass of wine on a couch
(08:41):
with Sheldon. You're like, oh, Dan, I'm drinking khalua. You
know how much? How much alcohol? Isn't kalue? I have
no as much as wine. He's gonna graduate that the
team of kalu as you don't drink a lot of it.
It's it's very concentrated in flavor, isn't not? Yeah, it's
(09:03):
it's a b V so relatively low in alcohol. What
about Bailey's? I have some Bailey's occasionally. Anybody else wanted
to have a conversation with Brody about what's going Bailey's seventeen?
We're drinking so much? Now much? Is it beer? Like
sick something? Yeah? But you also don't put as much
in it, Like I can't imagine Brodie's pouring the same
(09:26):
amount as a glass of wine. If it picture of it,
calue is very concentrated, you don't drink bottle of it.
I also had some shamboard last week. Anybody, do you
measure it out? Like with the tequila? And I just
dump it in and get yelled at, like do you
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measure out stuff like that? Like white Russians or whatever
the hell these are that these things are? I just
I pour like a half inch in the bottom of
the cup and I put milk in it. That. I
don't think people actually measure stuff. Only barked enders maybe
when they're first starting out, but people don't measure things.
A lot of bars insist their bartenders a measure because
(10:09):
for money, but yeah, they go out to business. Scary.
Do you have an announcement? Scary? What's your announcement? Um,
I don't have an announcement other than I'm still shocked
from Garrett's announcement yesterday that he's in love with Rosanne
nine seventy two. Were talking about my mom, your mother,
my mom's black. It was a yeah, so that that
(10:30):
leads me to my announcement. Um, it was an awkward conversation.
You just said you don't have an announced Well, well,
that is the precursor to me speaking with my parents
after the show yesterday. You know, we just kind of
skirted the issue and we're like, so, how's the weather.
So uh, you guys going on a trip pretty soon,
and hey, make sure you you know you go get
(10:53):
Garrett wants to bang your mom. It was no, we
never came up because we don't. We don't talk about
those things in my family. We don't talk about them
out loud. We don't talk about I'm actually I'm okay
with it. Your announcement is you didn't talk to your
parents about it, right? It was an awkward conversation skirting
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the issuecast This sounds pretty awkward, just this conversation right here, Daniel,
Are you ready for your announcement? I really don't have one.
I'm just gonna you know, yesterday was eat anything you
want day and I'm just going to continue today. That's
all right. Did you have an announcement, Froggy or did
(11:35):
you know I could? Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and
so we're at his house and we were getting some
stuff together for dinner, and there's just ship everywhere, and
I said to him, I said, Dad, why don't you
throw some of this stuff out. He looks at me
and goes, this could be my last birthday. That'll be
your job. Oh god, I'm my god, I don't want
to hear that. I'm like, I don't say that. He's like, no,
I'm not cleaning this stuff up. That's that will be
(11:56):
your problem, not mine. I'm He goes, I'm at the
age I'm not cleaning anything up. Okay, wait, Daniel, didn't
your mother say that to you once. I'm not going
to clean up this house. You can clean this house
that when I'm gone. Oh no. The actually somebody in
my family that bought a new house. She said, um,
I said, why are you getting a bigger house? And
she's like, I'll be here a couple of years. Yeah,
but then you're gonna go, and she goes, I have said,
(12:18):
that's my kid's problem, not my Rob overheard that same
conversation at the nail salon, where the woman said to
her friend, I was thinking of selling the house, but
then I decided it's just too much for me. My
kids will deal with it when I died. Not right,
yes it is. I can't wait to clean my parents house.
I think I want to find all the all old
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fun stuff. I think that's great out. Okay, what's your announcement,
Scott Scotty, what's your announcement? An announcement? Um, Oh, we've
been doing it for like fifteen minutes now. No, I
actually I do have. I was gonna bring it up
on the show tomorrow because it's Saturday, but I'll say
it here. So this Saturday, what you're supposed to do.
(13:03):
It's you know, have you heard of stamp out Hunger?
So every every year, the Letter Carriers Association from the
Post Office you put if you put non perishable food
items outside your mailbox on this particular day this year,
it's this Saturday, they will pick it up and and
donate it to local food pantries in your area. Yeah,
it's called stamp out Hunger. So just go around your
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house and collect cans and boxes of stuff and food
and put it outside of your house by the mailbox
and they'll pick it up Saturday morning. Don't don't don't
put like the shitty stuff out there, like the pumpkin
filling and like put stuff that people will actually me
pumpkin filling. But here's the thing that's out there. I
worked at one of the sorting centers one year. Don't
put expired stuff out because the people there have to
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sort through the throught the expired things. So so don't
put expired pumpkin filling. So I'm gonna take all of
these cereal boxes behind me. I'm gonna put it by
my mailbox on Saturday. You can use pumpkin uh, pumpkin
filling and a lot of different things other than pumpkin pie.
And it's also good for diarrhea for your dogs. It
is what I wish I had something right now. I
(14:10):
know it's stamp out hunger, not stamp out canine diarrhea,
is true, but you know your own it works, okay,
just saying all right, all right, all right, Well, who
hasn't made an announcement? Oh, by the way, can I
add something, Garrett? Yeah? Yeah, add something. You are going
to use the pumpkin to stop your dog's diarrhea. Make
sure it's the pure pumpkin, not the one with all
(14:31):
the nutmeg and crep in it. Yeah, not the pumpkin
pie filling exactly. Diarrhea, yes, Garret. What you're on the
distance head? Um, So I don't know. I think I'm
just gonna ask there's a rumor going around from a
screen of Top Gun we went to on Monday night
that someone in the zoom room brought free candy to
a free movie. I mean you're you're talking to brother. Yes,
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people were saying that you brought food in a plasid
white plastic bag with you to the movie. Okay, So
I brought a water bottle, which because I wanted to
drink water and not drink soda. And I had a
little bag of smart Pop popcorn so I could eat
healthy because I knew the snacks at the movie theater
wouldn't be healthy. So that's why we cleared up that rumor.
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Did you eat? Well? What are you trying to start, Garrett?
I was just seeing if Brody brown food into the
movie theater. Wait a minute, So you didn't go to
the concession stand me. Yeah, No, I don't find anything
from the concessions. He didn't have to. We brought it
all him. Garrett had said something about him cutting off
of somebody. No, it was just it wasn't a text messenger.
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Garrett's heavy set friend with the baseball cap that if
he knows who it is was second in line, my
friend Jeff, who I went to the theater with was
first in line, so I went over to say hi
to Jeff while he was ordering his food and I
didn't order. So when they opened up a I can register,
I said to the guy, Hey, I'm not ordering. If
you'd like to go ahead of me, please do I'm
not online. And he said no, I'm good, I can wait.
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I said no, no, the registers open, go ahead, I'm
not ordering. He said okay, and that was it. Then
he texted in and I said, I didn't cut you
in line. He goes, oh, was just goodding. So that's
that's what the story really require. You calling him heavy set? Yes,
because he was okay, because because because I wanted Garrett
to know who I was talking about. And I said
that myself a great lawyer, a very good lawyer. Okay,
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did I say the fat guy? I said the heavy said,
I was quite about it. I said, heavy set guy.
So you got go oh, I know who you're talking
about yet, Guys, Franks, he wasn't heavy, said he was
big boned. It was very large bones. Did you only
eat the smart pop the better popcorn for you, or
did you eat that big thing a popcorn? We all
got Why is this a thing? Did you knew If
(16:53):
you knew the popcorn from the theater was free, would
you have eating it? Then he did eat it? Well,
I didn't know it was free. I took a I
had little because I wanted some good popcorn. Then I
ate my little bag of healthy popcorn, and I drank
my water. I didn't drink the soda. And I'm trying
desperately to be healthy. This is not a thing, all right,
And I didn't order so the fact I can go
ahead of me. He's being healthy by adding more alcohol
(17:18):
during and I put skim milk in it, so again
trying to get a little healthier. It wasn't a word
about it, all right, So I guess that's our announcement
for the day. We were the fact I had the
free popcorn. We went way over for a diamond for
a dollar or whatever. They over fifteen minutes because we
got stuff done. We really should stop now by
It's the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Howdy. It's well,
it's Thursday right now, but it may not be Thursday
when you're watching or listening to this anyway. The room
is full. We've got Danielle, We've got Froggy. Scotty b
is eating tomatoes. They're grape tomato, grape tomatoes. And back
in the background is Andrew, who I'm sure we'll call
up to the front line in a minute. Hi Andrew,
(00:22):
and they're scary. And there's Nate, and there's Garrett and
uh Dave Brody and uh once again Gandhi out because
she says she's going to a wedding in Dominican Republic,
so she'll be back with us on Monday. So there
you go. Hey, UM, I don't want I'm not spoiling anything,
by the way, I just want to let you know
(00:42):
that New York Post today, if you go to n
y Post dot com, a couple of interesting stories. One, Uh,
there's kind of an interesting explanation for the ending to Ozark.
There are spoilers in this article, so don't read it
unless you've gone through the entire series. I have not finished.
It's kind of fascinating what they're saying, so if you're
(01:04):
a little perplexed by the ending of Ozark, maybe it
could help you formulate in an opinion. There's also another
story in Today's New York Post about the loss of
Naomi Judd and her daughter Ashley Judd. I believe was
on Good Morning America this morning and she revealed how
they found her mother passed away and what caused the
(01:27):
her death, and uh, it's very interesting now that we're
you know, we're in the middle of mental health month, right,
that's what comes to play here. But that was this
morning on Good Morning America. It was the first time
that was revealed. It's very very touching article. That's all
in Today's New York Post. By the way, they're not
paying me to say that at this point. There's some
(01:47):
interesting stuff in it. It's all I'm saying. Do you
think the voice they pay it? They don't know, not
at all. We were we rip off the New York
Post all the all the time. It's the least we
can do to support them, all Right, those are my
announcements for the day. Who has an announcement, Let's make
this announcement day. Oh, like Danielle anyone maybe think about
it for a second. Maybe someone has Yeah, Danielle, no,
(02:08):
I have to think about it. And I got one
Alway announcement. Yes, yes, three months right now. Now, Okay,
what do you guys think about weekday drinking? What he
thinks about weekdays toward the end of the weekend day
(02:29):
or night? Uh? Night? No? Well, I love watching a
movie with my husband on the couch and a glass
of wine. It's the best. Yeah. We day drinking is fabulous,
but I don't do. The only time I really really
weak day drink is if Alex is with me, or
if I'm in the city and we're going to lunch.
I try to move it all to the weekend, but
(02:51):
lunch or if I or if dessert with every breath
I can. The last night we we had, you know,
we arbecue and we ate outside, and then we went
to our fire pit and then we started a little fire,
and then we had some drinks in our neighbors see
us having a fire and they're like, hey, we'll join you,
and they bring over drinks. So I'm like, okay, I've
(03:11):
already had one. I can't refuse another. And then then
you know, two turned into three and I'm like it's
name sleep and I know that's that sounds early, but
for us that's late. Right. So I actually have a
bit of a headache this morning, and I'm like, I
don't know if I can do this anything. I can't
(03:32):
do it. Only you can control that, You're it's totally
under your control. We had some friends of ours who
were drinking. We were hanging out in our driveways as
we do in our neighborhood, and one day I see
this couple that we're really good friends with and they
look like they're hammered. It's just like five o'clock in
the afternoon, and I said, what are you guys doing?
And he goes, we're on spring break, Like what do
(03:53):
you mean? It's like everybody else is on spring break.
We're taking one today too, And they were hammered. Okay,
I guess whatever reason you need when it comes to drinking, though,
Like I I know, with eating, like your metabolism, you
Kenny like you do when you were younger, But what
is it with drinking that like you can't drink like
you did when you were in college and like in
(04:13):
your young twenties. Well, I don't know what it is.
That's why I'm asking you know, maybe you're not used
to it. It's not your metabolism though, is it your
liver process it or something? No, no, no, no, you
have a whole different set of rules going on in
your body when you get older, when you get over. Yeah,
it's it takes longer to recover. Yeah, with your liver.
Then that that that doesn't catch that doesn't catch up
or not necessarily. It could be many things inside it
(04:36):
aren't catching up. If you're gonna do weekday drinking, though,
shouldn't you do it more towards like a Wednesday or
Thursday night, knowing that the weekend is closer because Sunday
and Monday night are a bit I agree with you there, Yeah,
did it on Monday. It was weird on Tuesday, Like
it was like I just I drank on Saturday and
Sunday and then here's Monday, and then Tuesday felt weird.
Is like, I don't like this feeling on a Tuesday
(04:58):
where it's like, well you never catch up exactly. I
feel like I'm catching up on everything and we're at
Friday already. So I'm finally you guys are lightweights. Lightweights.
I was just gonna say it. I don't think I've
ever seen you hungover. I've seen you still drunk. That's
the key. Stay drunk, you won't be hung over. Him hungover.
(05:19):
He doesn't experience a hangover like we experienced hangars. Elvis
is happy when he's I think you might still be
drunk or something because I'm miserable. But you're like having
the time of your life. It's great. I wish I
could be like you. You know, remember that I have
a different I have a different level of tolerance for Yes,
I remember that time. Don't talk about it, and don't
(05:41):
talk about it. Talk about But have you ever had
those those moments like we've all had, like hungover the
next day and you're like, I'm not getting out of
bed because we don't Obviously we don't see those because
we're not in bed with you. Um. You know what,
Here's the thing, no matter how no matter how tired
(06:04):
we are, no matter maybe hungover or not feeling well,
we usually find a way to make it in here
and do a show. Of course. I mean like the
other day Danielle had a bad migraine and you would
have if I was listening in my car, I would
have never known that she was thrown up in the
trash cannon between breaks. That was awful. But even when
(06:27):
I was pregnant, like I would come, I did not
miss a day of work pregnant, exactly with Danielle is
the show must go on, you know. Okay, So last
week when you guys filled on Friday, it was I
didn't call in drunk on on Friday. I called you Thursday,
where it was daylight still where I was. I just
we we were going through a lot of emotional things,
(06:48):
and we're preparing for some personal emotional things, and I
just knew, I just I just needed a day. And
that's totally fine, you know. I mean when you explained
it to me, you said, I got a lot of
stuff going on, I'm gonna be thinking about it all days,
and that's totally fine. But you weren't. You hadn't even
been drinking, if I'm not mistaken. So but then knowing
I wasn't getting up the next day, we hit the bars. Baby,
(07:11):
Sometimes you planned that way, like like, you know what,
I'm going out tonight. I'm probably gonna drink a lot
just to let you know I'm not coming tomorrow. I'm
not wasted yet, but I'm going to be here. Well no,
I've never done that, but it's a great idea. Maybe
that's why. God he's all gone for three days anyway,
So what about non drinkers like Brody? You're not really
a drinker, really, are you? Right? Right? No, I'm not
(07:33):
so no, very little? All right? Would you have an
announcement to make? Nates was Hey, how about you week
day drinkers? What's your announcement? My announcement is I I've
started drinking, all right, No, legitimately, I I've I've started
to enjoy a little kaloa and milk a couple of
days a week, drinking white Russian. I freely meant that
(08:00):
that's not drinking chocolate milk. A second, do you call
that drinking? You call that drinking, Nate. To be fair,
I don't drink sham, but when I do, I'm making
a joke about it because it's not drinking. I mean,
you're basically drinking a chocolate milk at that point. Hold
on a second, if a vegetarian eats a piece of
steak twice a week, you'd be like, oh my god,
(08:21):
you're eating steak. I don't drink at all. I tell
you I'm drinking kaloe. You're like, fuck you, brod on
the alcohol, the alcohol content, what's the difference? What the
drink is? Thank you, Scotty. Okay, unless he's down in
an entire bottle of khalula, I don't think he's gonna
get trashed on calue and milk. Okay. Danielle sent you
at a bottle of glass of wine on a couch
(08:41):
with Sheldon. You're like, oh, Dan, I'm drinking khalua. You
know how much? How much alcohol? Isn't kalue? I have
no as much as wine. He's gonna graduate that the
team of kalu as you don't drink a lot of it.
It's it's very concentrated in flavor, isn't not? Yeah, it's
(09:03):
it's a b V so relatively low in alcohol. What
about Bailey's? I have some Bailey's occasionally. Anybody else wanted
to have a conversation with Brody about what's going Bailey's seventeen?
We're drinking so much? Now much? Is it beer? Like
sick something? Yeah? But you also don't put as much
in it, Like I can't imagine Brodie's pouring the same
(09:26):
amount as a glass of wine. If it picture of it,
calue is very concentrated, you don't drink bottle of it.
I also had some shamboard last week. Anybody, do you
measure it out? Like with the tequila? And I just
dump it in and get yelled at, like do you
(09:47):
measure out stuff like that? Like white Russians or whatever
the hell these are that these things are? I just
I pour like a half inch in the bottom of
the cup and I put milk in it. That. I
don't think people actually measure stuff. Only barked enders maybe
when they're first starting out, but people don't measure things.
A lot of bars insist their bartenders a measure because
(10:09):
for money, but yeah, they go out to business. Scary.
Do you have an announcement? Scary? What's your announcement? Um,
I don't have an announcement other than I'm still shocked
from Garrett's announcement yesterday that he's in love with Rosanne
nine seventy two. Were talking about my mom, your mother,
my mom's black. It was a yeah, so that that
(10:30):
leads me to my announcement. Um, it was an awkward conversation.
You just said you don't have an announced Well, well,
that is the precursor to me speaking with my parents
after the show yesterday. You know, we just kind of
skirted the issue and we're like, so, how's the weather.
So uh, you guys going on a trip pretty soon,
and hey, make sure you you know you go get
(10:53):
Garrett wants to bang your mom. It was no, we
never came up because we don't. We don't talk about
those things in my family. We don't talk about them
out loud. We don't talk about I'm actually I'm okay
with it. Your announcement is you didn't talk to your
parents about it, right? It was an awkward conversation skirting
(11:14):
the issuecast This sounds pretty awkward, just this conversation right here, Daniel,
Are you ready for your announcement? I really don't have one.
I'm just gonna you know, yesterday was eat anything you
want day and I'm just going to continue today. That's
all right. Did you have an announcement, Froggy or did
(11:35):
you know I could? Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and
so we're at his house and we were getting some
stuff together for dinner, and there's just ship everywhere, and
I said to him, I said, Dad, why don't you
throw some of this stuff out. He looks at me
and goes, this could be my last birthday. That'll be
your job. Oh god, I'm my god, I don't want
to hear that. I'm like, I don't say that. He's like, no,
I'm not cleaning this stuff up. That's that will be
(11:56):
your problem, not mine. I'm He goes, I'm at the
age I'm not cleaning anything up. Okay, wait, Daniel, didn't
your mother say that to you once. I'm not going
to clean up this house. You can clean this house
that when I'm gone. Oh no. The actually somebody in
my family that bought a new house. She said, um,
I said, why are you getting a bigger house? And
she's like, I'll be here a couple of years. Yeah,
but then you're gonna go, and she goes, I have said,
(12:18):
that's my kid's problem, not my Rob overheard that same
conversation at the nail salon, where the woman said to
her friend, I was thinking of selling the house, but
then I decided it's just too much for me. My
kids will deal with it when I died. Not right,
yes it is. I can't wait to clean my parents house.
I think I want to find all the all old
(12:40):
fun stuff. I think that's great out. Okay, what's your announcement,
Scott Scotty, what's your announcement? An announcement? Um, Oh, we've
been doing it for like fifteen minutes now. No, I
actually I do have. I was gonna bring it up
on the show tomorrow because it's Saturday, but I'll say
it here. So this Saturday, what you're supposed to do.
(13:03):
It's you know, have you heard of stamp out Hunger?
So every every year, the Letter Carriers Association from the
Post Office you put if you put non perishable food
items outside your mailbox on this particular day this year,
it's this Saturday, they will pick it up and and
donate it to local food pantries in your area. Yeah,
it's called stamp out Hunger. So just go around your
(13:24):
house and collect cans and boxes of stuff and food
and put it outside of your house by the mailbox
and they'll pick it up Saturday morning. Don't don't don't
put like the shitty stuff out there, like the pumpkin
filling and like put stuff that people will actually me
pumpkin filling. But here's the thing that's out there. I
worked at one of the sorting centers one year. Don't
put expired stuff out because the people there have to
(13:46):
sort through the throught the expired things. So so don't
put expired pumpkin filling. So I'm gonna take all of
these cereal boxes behind me. I'm gonna put it by
my mailbox on Saturday. You can use pumpkin uh, pumpkin
filling and a lot of different things other than pumpkin pie.
And it's also good for diarrhea for your dogs. It
is what I wish I had something right now. I
(14:10):
know it's stamp out hunger, not stamp out canine diarrhea,
is true, but you know your own it works, okay,
just saying all right, all right, all right, Well, who
hasn't made an announcement? Oh, by the way, can I
add something, Garrett? Yeah? Yeah, add something. You are going
to use the pumpkin to stop your dog's diarrhea. Make
sure it's the pure pumpkin, not the one with all
(14:31):
the nutmeg and crep in it. Yeah, not the pumpkin
pie filling exactly. Diarrhea, yes, Garret. What you're on the
distance head? Um, So I don't know. I think I'm
just gonna ask there's a rumor going around from a
screen of Top Gun we went to on Monday night
that someone in the zoom room brought free candy to
a free movie. I mean you're you're talking to brother. Yes,
(14:56):
people were saying that you brought food in a plasid
white plastic bag with you to the movie. Okay, So
I brought a water bottle, which because I wanted to
drink water and not drink soda. And I had a
little bag of smart Pop popcorn so I could eat
healthy because I knew the snacks at the movie theater
wouldn't be healthy. So that's why we cleared up that rumor.
(15:20):
Did you eat? Well? What are you trying to start, Garrett?
I was just seeing if Brody brown food into the
movie theater. Wait a minute, So you didn't go to
the concession stand me. Yeah, No, I don't find anything
from the concessions. He didn't have to. We brought it
all him. Garrett had said something about him cutting off
of somebody. No, it was just it wasn't a text messenger.
(15:46):
Garrett's heavy set friend with the baseball cap that if
he knows who it is was second in line, my
friend Jeff, who I went to the theater with was
first in line, so I went over to say hi
to Jeff while he was ordering his food and I
didn't order. So when they opened up a I can register,
I said to the guy, Hey, I'm not ordering. If
you'd like to go ahead of me, please do I'm
not online. And he said no, I'm good, I can wait.
(16:06):
I said no, no, the registers open, go ahead, I'm
not ordering. He said okay, and that was it. Then
he texted in and I said, I didn't cut you
in line. He goes, oh, was just goodding. So that's
that's what the story really require. You calling him heavy set? Yes,
because he was okay, because because because I wanted Garrett
to know who I was talking about. And I said
that myself a great lawyer, a very good lawyer. Okay,
(16:30):
did I say the fat guy? I said the heavy said,
I was quite about it. I said, heavy set guy.
So you got go oh, I know who you're talking
about yet, Guys, Franks, he wasn't heavy, said he was
big boned. It was very large bones. Did you only
eat the smart pop the better popcorn for you, or
did you eat that big thing a popcorn? We all
got Why is this a thing? Did you knew If
(16:53):
you knew the popcorn from the theater was free, would
you have eating it? Then he did eat it? Well,
I didn't know it was free. I took a I
had little because I wanted some good popcorn. Then I
ate my little bag of healthy popcorn, and I drank
my water. I didn't drink the soda. And I'm trying
desperately to be healthy. This is not a thing, all right,
And I didn't order so the fact I can go
ahead of me. He's being healthy by adding more alcohol
(17:18):
during and I put skim milk in it, so again
trying to get a little healthier. It wasn't a word
about it, all right, So I guess that's our announcement
for the day. We were the fact I had the
free popcorn. We went way over for a diamond for
a dollar or whatever. They over fifteen minutes because we
got stuff done. We really should stop now by
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