Welcome to Danielle's House

Danielle told a story how she let someone into her house he never met before. Andrew has another song stuck in his head, but we can't figure it out!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, what the hell are we talking about today?
Here's here's the best part. It's only Monday. Usually, like
when we do this on Thursday, Daniel's like, well, you know,
we went over a few days this week, so we
don't really have to finish the whole thing. We're not
even twenty seconds out of the box, and we're like,
what are we gonna have that for you? Yeah? I
can't even off for that up, guys, technically this is

(00:22):
my Thursday. Because I'm leaving tomorrow after the show. I
should carry the load. Yeah that's yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
Give it all, Give it all to us now, Gandhi,
give it a listen. I've had a long weekend with
my sister and my mom in one bedroom apartment. I
think we watched eighty five episodes of Judge Judy. I
don't I got nothing. Oh, I have something I've sun.
So I almost led a stranger into my house. So

(00:46):
here's what happened. So the doorbell rings, right, that happened,
and what had happened was uh, and Sheldon was home.
My kids were all, I go to the door. I
opened the door and I go, hi, UM, can I
help you? And he goes, yeah, handy man, Steve will
say his name is Steve, and I go, oh, hi,
and even Steven, And for a minute I kind of paused,
and then I look at him and I go, oh, sorry, Steve,

(01:07):
I didn't recognize you. Come on in. So I go
downstairs and I say to Sheldon, Hey, I'm handyman. Steve
is here, and I go, it's so funny. I didn't
recognize him at first, and he says to me, honey,
the reason you didn't recognize him is because you've never
seen him before. Who is he? He come in? So
he came in, but he we did hire him. It

(01:28):
just so happened that I had never met him before.
And I guess I just as soon I had. He
came in the house, and you left him in the
house unsupervised while you move down and talk to Sheldon,
cleaning you out of everything at that point exactly. And
so I said to Sheldon, I think one of my
girlfriends must have used him, because, like you know, in
our neighborhood, there's a bunch of handyman's everybody uses. So

(01:50):
I'm like, I must have seen him at my girlfriend's house.
And so that's why I just assumed I know him.
He's never been an our house before, though, so my
house was like, could you do me a favorite? From
now on, let's not just let people in. I'm like, Okay,
good idea. Now we all know how to rob Danielle. Seriously,
how stupid is that? On that note? Really dumb. The

(02:13):
other day, I was leaving to go to work and
I go to open the door and the door was
wide open. I had never locked it the night before.
Have you guys ever done that? Have you ever left
the keys in the door and come back and you go, oh, ship,
the keys are dangling, like, oh my gosh. But then
on the opposite of that, when you leave the house
and you're like and you're like, I didn't lock the door,

(02:34):
and then you turn around and you locked the door,
but you're convinced that you unlocked the door or something else.
I've been at dinner with Froggy and Lisa where Lisa
was convinced she left something plugged in at home, and
she made Froggy leave the dinner and drive home to
make sure whatever it was was not plugged in, and
it was not plugged in. Was upset, you know. I
was reading something online and They said, when you leave

(02:56):
for a trip or long weekend or whatever, and you're
leaving the house, take a picture of your oven so
you see all the fucking knobs are in the off position,
because how many times do you leave? And I hadn't
used the fucking stove in months, and I'm like, I
wonder if I accidentally bumped it and turned on the burner.
So that's why I like to put it on. Mine
has like the thing where you can lock it, because

(03:18):
especially with the cats, I'm always worried the cats are
going to climb up there and accidentally push a button.
So I locked the oven. If we're going away, I'll
tell you a a story. Our stove is gas, so if
you lock it and you try to start it, it
makes a buzzing sound. At least is already like kind
of nervous of the gas. She's afraid it's always going
to explode. I'll lock it, and she goes to start it,

(03:41):
and he goes. She jumps up in the air. She
thinks the whole place is going to go. Over the weekend,
I was at a friend's house, first single to mild party,
and we're in the kitchen, you know where mostly everyone
hangs out, has a drink whatever. When we're having tacos
um and I go, who farted? Like? It smelled like

(04:02):
someone farted someone hit the hit the oven and the
gas was on. Yeah. We're like, yeah, well they're luckily
we all didn't pass out from this single to my
old party and then we turned off the gas. But
it was like one of those moments are like holy shit. Yeah, yeah,
they're supposed to be a smell in there, so that
doesn't happen. Yeah, well yeah, it smelled like rotten It

(04:23):
smelt like someone farted, like rotten eggs. This is why
nobody should cook. I just say him overrated. You'll burn
your place down, absolutely all right, Well, now that's it
looks very disinterested. I don't know what actually think Nate's doing,
like three jobs right now. Yeah, I was just pushing
some buttons. What are we talking about now? Nothing, We're

(04:44):
just wrapping up our last conversation. And then we're at
that really awkward moment where either someone was just gonna
take the baton or we're just gonna let it lay there,
and the latter happens. The baton to Andrews. Yeah, I
have a song stuck in my head, and I don't
know what the song is and I need someone's help.
How did it go? How did it go? Okay, So

(05:04):
it's been at least three weeks that this has been
stuck in my head. It's a guitar, it's an old
seventies song, and it's and it's just a part of
the song. And it's like Darren Darren, aron Or Narrow,
Darren Narrown, Darren Narrow, that's all I know, and it's
stuck in my head. And do it again, Do it again?
Do it again? Darren Narren, n Or Narrow, Darn, Darren Narrown, Narrow.

(05:25):
I looked up song kick, I've tried this, and so
you're saying it's it's a male vocal, uh, guitar, Yes, okay,
darn good Narrow Down. Maybe an Eric Clapton song. Here

(05:48):
we go. This is g seventies, like a classic rock song.
Scary that's like half of the songs, but up down,
no scary is changing the song. Do it again? I
gotta hear it again. Only Andrew does it Darren Darren, Arron,

(06:09):
ar Own, Darren Darner, Darren Darn. Oh you don't have
it again. Keep doing that. He's got this, he's got this.
Let's work this out. I have an audio recording of it.
I'm just gonna start playing that. It's what you have.
The song I recorded myself, and I've been sending it
to people, but because it might be more accurate than

(06:31):
what you're doing. Right, let's here, let's here, let's see
hold on, if anybody could figure this out. Like I said,
it's been three full weeks of me doing this to
people and then being like, you sound insane, guys. This
is the new word. This is the new hurdle. Darrewn Darren,
Darrell Darrel. And you're sure it was the seventies? Own? Darren? Hey, Andrew?

(06:56):
Can you that? No? I tried. There's an app and
it doesn't work. But but you tried to sam itself
on that it doesn't work. No, you can't. You can't
just sam somebody's singing. It doesn't have the encoded now
part of the guitar strum? Or is it a different instrument?
Was that the chorus? Are you sure it was the seventies? Andrew?

(07:20):
Are you sure? No? I swear it's like late maybe
late sixties, early seventies. Okay, where did you where did
you hear it and what day was it. I have
no idea where this song came from. In my head.
It just popped up and now it's been in your
head store in your head. Yes, you can hear the
guy singing it, Yes, singing. I don't know the thing.

(07:44):
I only know the guitar. It's not it's not satisfaction
right now. Okay, this is like towards the end of
the song, I feel, Oh, that's even harder. See if
you listen, if anybody watching this or listening to this
right now, no, please get this song out of my
freaking comment comment in the in the Lord Jesus, it's

(08:08):
all good. We'll have a great part listening. Like, you
don't remember what you were listening to. No, it was
like literally three weeks four weeks ago at this point,
and it just popped in my head. I'm like, oh,
what's this older song? And I think it was with
Josh and he was just like, I have no idea
what you're singing. You've been sitting on this for three weeks.
That's crazy. That would drive me nuts. It is. It's

(08:29):
driving me nuts. Into a mic. You know, it's something
I feel. I feel. You're on the customs scary. I
didn't know. It's definitely something. I don't know what though. Well,
good luck everybody, have a great podcast. Andrew. Speaking of Andrew,

(08:52):
we were we went to Gringos over the weekend. I
told you, guys, this is my mom pointed at the
wrong taco and we took the picture. But Andrew lives
right behind it. So I told my mom, oh, Andrew
us here. She said, oh, why don't we just go over?
I said, that's not what people do. You don't just
show up at people's houses. What I really want to be,
I know, you still don't just show up at people's houses.
My friend, did you call first? Oh that's good, that's good.

(09:13):
That's a great Matt. Yeah, because my parents will just
apparently show up the places. So that's how it was.
Though back in the day, I feel like my mom
said that my grandmother would always make sure she had
extra food or like cheese and crackers, you know, on hand,
because you never knew who was going to show up,
an ant or an uncle or a friend, and you
always just opened your door and let him in. That's

(09:34):
how famous Sebastian mattascalco bid coming. They always had the
reserve donuts and trump cake sitting there and no one
could touch it because just in case company comes. My
best friend. My best friend is good like that, Like
I'll tell her who's coming over. She goes, Oh, I'll

(09:54):
just put a cheese board together and and a dip.
I'm like, really, you just happen to have that in
the house. I don't happen to have it. Just put
a cheeseboard together. The version of that face timing someone
just randomly Oh, yeah, you can't do that. You can't
show their home bursting into their life. No, you don't
mean MS for that though at last, Yeah, and Sanka,

(10:19):
but we could be if you need to be what
time is it? How much? I don't want to tell
you that. Wait is it that much? We've been still
have five minutes left? Didn't call it, Nate, call it,
I say we call it. Wait a minute. I thought
that cutbacks. We were doing ten right, Remember Elvis the
other day did say this is a ten minute morning show. Yeah,

(10:41):
guess is expensive? Guys, So now we went over you're
triggering so many people right now? Is that? Then? So? Nate,
what you'r thing is, there's inflation everywhere else except here.

(11:02):
This is going down everything else is going on where
it's deflation shrink flation, okay, alright, bye everybody by