April 5, 2022 • 9 mins
If you had something stuck in your teeth would you still eat it?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. So here we
go the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast A new one.
(00:23):
I wasn't here yesterday and I but I thought I
would watch the podcast. Never saw a new one. Yeah,
you didn't miss much. We did one. Okay, Well, now
we're back and here's Brody's checking in. Can you hear
us Brody? Yes? I can? Okay? Perfect? Uh. And there's
Gandhi and Garrett and Scotty B and Danielle and Straight
(00:44):
and Ate and Scary Froggy's here, Um Andrews walking around here?
So um, what did you say about Scotty B? Okay?
So I was in Scotty studio and he asked me
a question and I thought it was a pretty interesting question.
And his answer, I think it's going to be very
polarizing to the room, so I think he should present it.
It's no poop stuff. Okay, what do you have? It's
(01:07):
really not that fascinating. But I was I ate a
granola bar earlier, and as Gandhi walked in and she
was recording something, I felt a piece stuck in my tooth,
so I picked it out with a piece of paper
and then I ate it off the paper. And I'm
just curious, if you have something stuck in your tooth,
do you eat it or do you spit it out?
If once you pick it out of your teeth, because
I mean, it's it's in your mouth, it's nothing wrong
(01:28):
with it, do you eat it? Right? The addition of
the piece of paper has been or whatever? No, I said,
it was in your mouth and you like you pick
it out with your tongue or you pick it out
with your finger and then you swallow it. Okay, you
swallow it's in your mouth. Once it leaves your mouth
and hits another surface, and then you put it back
in your mouth. I think that's where we crossed the
(01:49):
line a little bit. And I watched him eat the
granola piece off of the paper. To me, that's that's
a little strange. Okay. So what if? Okay, so I
had a turkey sandwich just before. What if tonight I
feel with my tongue a piece of turkey? Is it? Okay?
If I eat it? You to it with your tongue
and then eat it. And if you put your finger
in your mouth and like scrape it off or something
(02:11):
or you pick it off with a tool. You I
don't think you should eat it off the tool. Froggy
is very upset. I can tell you know, once you're
done with that meal and say a little bit of
time passes. No, anything you find in your you need
to discard that. The Gandha said. Gandhi said, if you
have a big, giant beard and you find something in
your beard, it's okay to eat that. See, I think no,
because throughout the day. Why not if it's if it's outside,
(02:35):
you could have had dust or bugs, or you know,
it's in your hair, and who knows what was in
your hair. I'd rather eat it off the paper than
a beard. I had to make a choice. Once it
leaves your mouth. I think it has left your mouth
and you just have to leave it outside your mouth.
What about when food comes back up that's been in
your stomach with like digestive juices? Were mama birds do
(02:57):
it for their baby? Froggy, do you ever eat it
off a beard? Or no? What was her name? Do
you know what it means? I do not follow. I
do not understand I'm talking about I can talk about
that aliens off all day. Rocky is his red as
(03:18):
his shirt right now? I am that's okay? What's that, Brody?
I didn't say a word. If I do, you'll cancel
the podcast. That's your opportunity. Anytime he does that, you
just change it to whatever topic you want. I was saying.
I was saying, baseball starting soon. I'm excited about it,
(03:41):
opening day Yankee Stadium on Thursday. The poor. So they're
saying that they might get right, they're already talking about
a rain. Now, my guys, come on, is gonna buy
another title this here? I mean, they even bought one
in a while. It should be shut up and the
Mets can't talk. The Mets are buying players loft and right. Hey,
we didn't say anything. You're just jealous. You're just jealous.
(04:05):
Canned corn ca okay. So speaking of canned corn, I
was I have a canned corn story. By the way,
canned corn is not in Mexico corn. Okay. So I
(04:25):
was making I was making nachos over the weekend, and
I opened up a can of corn to put corn
on on my nachos. But I opened up cream corn,
by mistake. You can't put cream corn on your nachos. No,
it's too wet right, and it ruins the chips. And
I have a canned cream corn in my refrigerator and
nothing to eat it with. So what do I make
with it? What do I do with it? You can
(04:46):
dip into cream corn. You don't have to pour it
on a chip. You can actually use cream corn and
put some sour cream or some cream cheese in it
and make a dip. I don't know, Okay, I don't
know cream corn. All right, I'm sorry speaking of steak tartar,
just talk about raw meat. Yeah, my taco is raw me? Oh, hello,
(05:07):
froggyish is meat? What you mean? Fish? But it's not me,
of course it's me. You don't have to give it
up on Friday's for land. It's not me. It's meat, guys.
It was an animal, it was alive. It's nothing God
not fish. You would not have made them out of
(05:28):
meat to fish on Friday during Hey, Daniel, don't you
believe in that thing that the Pope's brother at some
point owned like part of the fish industry, which is
why they said you can I don't believe that? Is that?
What is that? What actually happened? I thought that's what
actually even heard that? Yeah, that's why I saw it
on TikTok's and also look up fish Is it meat?
(05:52):
I don't know. I don't have a Netflix documentary about
the Pope. No meat, it's like a beef thing, like
a chicken. The definition the fish is the flesh of
an animal used for food, and buy that definition fish
is meat. Of course it's meat. It's a creature that
was alive. It's meat flesh, though it's on the inside
(06:14):
of the scales of my skin. That's right, her. You
do have that going for you. One the other day.
I don't know if I sent it to or not,
but it said if humans are made of like water
and meat, are we soup? We might be what humans are? Soup? Wa.
(06:43):
I like to consider myself a bullion base. You're a
big old soup by salt. Where are you going? Where're
you going? Be mumbled? Do we do we offend? Nate?
Did you just got to talking? He's just he's just
talking some official stuff with Andrew's interesting, Well, what you
(07:07):
were thinking about backronyms, weren't you? Yes? I was, as
you know, people were texting in backronyms today, which are
acronyms that aren't real, like um like for instance, that
someone texted in that tag means touch and go, but
it does not. It's a false It's a false acronym
known as a backronym, where you take the word and
(07:29):
then you make it means something that it didn't really mean. Golf.
Golf does not mean gentleman only ladies forbidden. It doesn't
mean that it depends on the club. What are you
talking about? A tag in the movie tag? So it
has to be a fact? Yea. So now we know
what a backronym is. That makes sense. It's those things
(07:50):
that sound like that makes sense, but they're not real.
They just get spread on the internet and you repeat
it and you go, oh yeah, I mean to start
and go. For example, guys who really like their Chevy
say Ford stands are found on road dead. That's not true.
Or fiat doesn't mean fix it all the time. It doesn't.
Probably they just returned. We've got a guest coming up,
(08:11):
So I had to liaison is that's the right word
with Andrew on some particulars for the prep. So were
you our umbudsman? I don't know what that means is
that you kind of you fly in a kind of
fix things. Oh I guess case on your m Buddiesman Budsman, Imbudsman,
(08:34):
is that like an Alderman? Can well look a look
at Google right in front of you. I only heard
of Alderman like last week on a TV show. I
didn't even know what that was. It's like it's like
an under mayor or something like that. And mbudsman an
official appointed to investigate individuals complaints against maladministration, especially that
of public authorities. You are the little nameplate on your desk,
(08:59):
That's what it said, so on Budsman like Gandhi's the
buds woman. Yes, that's me. Yes, you can shorten it
to ambud You know. We learned so much on the show.
Thank you for that. Yeah, we do. Unfortunately, we're gonna
have to call this one short, okay, because we have
to go do an interview with someone in just a
(09:20):
few moments. Mike posn't about to interview him, and we'll
have it played back on the show tomorrow, which will
be on Wednesday or today if you're listening to it
on Wednesday right yes or yesterday that it was pre recorded. Now,
if you watch this podcast on Thursday, you will have
missed the interview because we played it back on Wednesday.
It was yesterday, right, all right happening. Tried every fifteen
(09:55):
minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. So here we
go the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast A new one.
(00:23):
I wasn't here yesterday and I but I thought I
would watch the podcast. Never saw a new one. Yeah,
you didn't miss much. We did one. Okay, Well, now
we're back and here's Brody's checking in. Can you hear
us Brody? Yes? I can? Okay? Perfect? Uh. And there's
Gandhi and Garrett and Scotty B and Danielle and Straight
(00:44):
and Ate and Scary Froggy's here, Um Andrews walking around here?
So um, what did you say about Scotty B? Okay?
So I was in Scotty studio and he asked me
a question and I thought it was a pretty interesting question.
And his answer, I think it's going to be very
polarizing to the room, so I think he should present it.
It's no poop stuff. Okay, what do you have? It's
(01:07):
really not that fascinating. But I was I ate a
granola bar earlier, and as Gandhi walked in and she
was recording something, I felt a piece stuck in my tooth,
so I picked it out with a piece of paper
and then I ate it off the paper. And I'm
just curious, if you have something stuck in your tooth,
do you eat it or do you spit it out?
If once you pick it out of your teeth, because
I mean, it's it's in your mouth, it's nothing wrong
(01:28):
with it, do you eat it? Right? The addition of
the piece of paper has been or whatever? No, I said,
it was in your mouth and you like you pick
it out with your tongue or you pick it out
with your finger and then you swallow it. Okay, you
swallow it's in your mouth. Once it leaves your mouth
and hits another surface, and then you put it back
in your mouth. I think that's where we crossed the
(01:49):
line a little bit. And I watched him eat the
granola piece off of the paper. To me, that's that's
a little strange. Okay. So what if? Okay, so I
had a turkey sandwich just before. What if tonight I
feel with my tongue a piece of turkey? Is it? Okay?
If I eat it? You to it with your tongue
and then eat it. And if you put your finger
in your mouth and like scrape it off or something
(02:11):
or you pick it off with a tool. You I
don't think you should eat it off the tool. Froggy
is very upset. I can tell you know, once you're
done with that meal and say a little bit of
time passes. No, anything you find in your you need
to discard that. The Gandha said. Gandhi said, if you
have a big, giant beard and you find something in
your beard, it's okay to eat that. See, I think no,
because throughout the day. Why not if it's if it's outside,
(02:35):
you could have had dust or bugs, or you know,
it's in your hair, and who knows what was in
your hair. I'd rather eat it off the paper than
a beard. I had to make a choice. Once it
leaves your mouth. I think it has left your mouth
and you just have to leave it outside your mouth.
What about when food comes back up that's been in
your stomach with like digestive juices? Were mama birds do
(02:57):
it for their baby? Froggy, do you ever eat it
off a beard? Or no? What was her name? Do
you know what it means? I do not follow. I
do not understand I'm talking about I can talk about
that aliens off all day. Rocky is his red as
(03:18):
his shirt right now? I am that's okay? What's that, Brody?
I didn't say a word. If I do, you'll cancel
the podcast. That's your opportunity. Anytime he does that, you
just change it to whatever topic you want. I was saying.
I was saying, baseball starting soon. I'm excited about it,
(03:41):
opening day Yankee Stadium on Thursday. The poor. So they're
saying that they might get right, they're already talking about
a rain. Now, my guys, come on, is gonna buy
another title this here? I mean, they even bought one
in a while. It should be shut up and the
Mets can't talk. The Mets are buying players loft and right. Hey,
we didn't say anything. You're just jealous. You're just jealous.
(04:05):
Canned corn ca okay. So speaking of canned corn, I
was I have a canned corn story. By the way,
canned corn is not in Mexico corn. Okay. So I
(04:25):
was making I was making nachos over the weekend, and
I opened up a can of corn to put corn
on on my nachos. But I opened up cream corn,
by mistake. You can't put cream corn on your nachos. No,
it's too wet right, and it ruins the chips. And
I have a canned cream corn in my refrigerator and
nothing to eat it with. So what do I make
with it? What do I do with it? You can
(04:46):
dip into cream corn. You don't have to pour it
on a chip. You can actually use cream corn and
put some sour cream or some cream cheese in it
and make a dip. I don't know, Okay, I don't
know cream corn. All right, I'm sorry speaking of steak tartar,
just talk about raw meat. Yeah, my taco is raw me? Oh, hello,
(05:07):
froggyish is meat? What you mean? Fish? But it's not me,
of course it's me. You don't have to give it
up on Friday's for land. It's not me. It's meat, guys.
It was an animal, it was alive. It's nothing God
not fish. You would not have made them out of
(05:28):
meat to fish on Friday during Hey, Daniel, don't you
believe in that thing that the Pope's brother at some
point owned like part of the fish industry, which is
why they said you can I don't believe that? Is that?
What is that? What actually happened? I thought that's what
actually even heard that? Yeah, that's why I saw it
on TikTok's and also look up fish Is it meat?
(05:52):
I don't know. I don't have a Netflix documentary about
the Pope. No meat, it's like a beef thing, like
a chicken. The definition the fish is the flesh of
an animal used for food, and buy that definition fish
is meat. Of course it's meat. It's a creature that
was alive. It's meat flesh, though it's on the inside
(06:14):
of the scales of my skin. That's right, her. You
do have that going for you. One the other day.
I don't know if I sent it to or not,
but it said if humans are made of like water
and meat, are we soup? We might be what humans are? Soup? Wa.
(06:43):
I like to consider myself a bullion base. You're a
big old soup by salt. Where are you going? Where're
you going? Be mumbled? Do we do we offend? Nate?
Did you just got to talking? He's just he's just
talking some official stuff with Andrew's interesting, Well, what you
(07:07):
were thinking about backronyms, weren't you? Yes? I was, as
you know, people were texting in backronyms today, which are
acronyms that aren't real, like um like for instance, that
someone texted in that tag means touch and go, but
it does not. It's a false It's a false acronym
known as a backronym, where you take the word and
(07:29):
then you make it means something that it didn't really mean. Golf.
Golf does not mean gentleman only ladies forbidden. It doesn't
mean that it depends on the club. What are you
talking about? A tag in the movie tag? So it
has to be a fact? Yea. So now we know
what a backronym is. That makes sense. It's those things
(07:50):
that sound like that makes sense, but they're not real.
They just get spread on the internet and you repeat
it and you go, oh yeah, I mean to start
and go. For example, guys who really like their Chevy
say Ford stands are found on road dead. That's not true.
Or fiat doesn't mean fix it all the time. It doesn't.
Probably they just returned. We've got a guest coming up,
(08:11):
So I had to liaison is that's the right word
with Andrew on some particulars for the prep. So were
you our umbudsman? I don't know what that means is
that you kind of you fly in a kind of
fix things. Oh I guess case on your m Buddiesman Budsman, Imbudsman,
(08:34):
is that like an Alderman? Can well look a look
at Google right in front of you. I only heard
of Alderman like last week on a TV show. I
didn't even know what that was. It's like it's like
an under mayor or something like that. And mbudsman an
official appointed to investigate individuals complaints against maladministration, especially that
of public authorities. You are the little nameplate on your desk,
(08:59):
That's what it said, so on Budsman like Gandhi's the
buds woman. Yes, that's me. Yes, you can shorten it
to ambud You know. We learned so much on the show.
Thank you for that. Yeah, we do. Unfortunately, we're gonna
have to call this one short, okay, because we have
to go do an interview with someone in just a
(09:20):
few moments. Mike posn't about to interview him, and we'll
have it played back on the show tomorrow, which will
be on Wednesday or today if you're listening to it
on Wednesday right yes or yesterday that it was pre recorded. Now,
if you watch this podcast on Thursday, you will have
missed the interview because we played it back on Wednesday.
It was yesterday, right, all right happening. Tried every fifteen
(09:55):
minute morning show
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