Educational Episode

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. This is the
fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Do you know something? I'm

(00:25):
going through? Purity? We got a room full today. We've
got Nate and we've got Scary, and we've got Dave Brody.
We've got Scottie b. We've got Froggy, We've got Garrett,
We've got Danielle. Did I get everyone? I mean, we're

(00:46):
all over the I think I got forgotten. We have
so many people, but each person is very important. Alright, Well,
today's Thursday, our favorite day of the week. Um, we
had a pretty good show today. It was fine. We
were very late and very late. We were late every break,
every break Na goes. We're late, West late, westall late.

(01:07):
But it was fun. Yes, it's Friday, Jr. You know what.
It's all Casey in the Sunshine Band's fault. They just
would not stop playing their hits this morning. If you
missed the beginning of our show, we played six songs
by Casey and the Sunshine Band. I didn't know there
were that many. I didn't either. Full of hits, they're
full of hits. He's not touring still his name is

(01:28):
Harry is his name isn't it? Yeah? Harry Wayne Casey,
his name is not Casey. Oh, Harry sounds like a
serial on the Sunshine Band. Sounds like a serial killer,
it does, Harry Wayne Casey. Oh yeah, but there was
a Wayne ga Killer Casey. Harry Wayne Gacy, Casey Casey.

(01:53):
This is the most boring podcast ever. What do you
guys want to talk about today? Can we talk about
what people are guessing right now? On the text message? Yeah,
go ahead picked it up. So at the at the
end of our show, we talked about producer Sam's podcast
where a Bad Wedding Podcast were an episode four, she
and her fiance talk about the craziest sex they've had,
but she didn't allude to what her fiance Bill did.

(02:15):
So people are guessing some really off the wall things. Yeah.
One was what did her fiance get pegged? I can
see that, Yeah, I could see it. I think I
know what he says as he's standing behind. I didn't
know what pegging was till I came here. I didn't.
I didn't know what that I know, but it's it's

(02:36):
anal sex from the woman to the man. What you've
done you've done it, but you didn't know what even know?
It's called that shut up? The name of that video
called strap it on a bend off a boyfriend? Boyfriend?
When is this? It was a porn made for did
I lose this in the stroke? It was a porn
before you made for heterosexual couples where she strapped one

(02:59):
of plows plows to town and the guys enjoy this. Yeah,
they did it in a deadpool. Bryan Reynolds gets pegged.
I know he got picked in dead siler joy it.
How do you know? I don't know. Maybe you should
try and why did you yell? I can see that
I can see from William and Sam, but not from me.

(03:21):
We hold on. What about William makes you be able
to see that? I can just see because I don't know.
William seems to be open tool. He's very pretty. Are
you picturing? Are you picturing him right now? Gandhi, you're
smiling ear to ear. I'm laughing at this whole conversation. Wait, wait, wait,
have you ever pigged? Brandon? No? Hell no, I just

(03:42):
like that scary say stuff and then try to get
out of it. It's like I just wanted I want
him scary to keep going with why he thinks William
is peggable and has been back out of this parking spot?
Really scary? Is brand No way? Not a shot? Is Nate? Yes?

(04:03):
If he was facing a mirror, I remember experimenting back
every one time. I didn't enjoy it at all. Let's
talk about that. What did you? Let's put it this way.
If I had the hiccups, I wouldn't have anymore, and
I didn't like it. I didn't like you put a
ring on that finger. Oh god. I just want to

(04:23):
know what makes someone peggable versus not right? They want
to be pegged? You've never been pegged? Froggy? No? What
what come out? You asked that as if like you're
so sure that I have what? What? I don't know?
Lisa seems kind of dominant At times I thought, just
take charge. No, No, I think if anyone in this
room is pegable, it's Scotty B. I think he's he's

(04:45):
been pegged. Yeah for sure? Are you against it? Scottie?
Would you be like totally against it? I mean I'm
not totally against anything. I mean I don't think you
can be against things until you try. Have you been
against it, then away from it, then against it and
away from it. That's a fair question. Yeah, we just
will answer the question. No, you never know if you're
peggable or not till you're in the moment. Yeah. Mom

(05:07):
always used to tell me. Okay, Mom, still have been
talking about that. I kind of want to call Brandon
right now and ask him his thoughts on it, because
I know he's going to be like, get though, what
are you talking? Like? What if? What if Brandon said yes,
then what do you do? He would not say, come on?
Then I'm gonna have to go make a purchase and
have some fun tonight. No, No, he wouldn't. I know
he wouldn't. But I'm saying if he wanted it, I'd

(05:29):
be like, cool, let's do let's bring gun to your head.
Your girlfriend says, marry me or get pegged? Which do
you choose? Come on in, I guess we're breaking up.
Here comes the president. They're talking about heart media keep
so far's ever been pegg I don't even know what

(05:58):
this means, that he's walking back to an office that's
not him. Yeah, but you see how funny he's walking
here just looking for a way to exit that he
really careful how we present this? Have you ever been paid?

(06:18):
You know? You know what look a deer gets when
it's in your headlights, That's the look Tom Pulmy, Elvis,
what would you have said if you weren't being careful
how you presented it? My expectations for what he was
about to be asked? You know, every time Tom Polman
walked into this office, we asked him something. You remember
that last time he's he's googling it. He gave no,

(06:42):
he and we asked him. We asked, Tom, you weren't
doing the podcast today? We asked him something and he goes,
can you have to hit that out of the podcast?
He still he can't find his office. Get us asked
for you know, better than to commit here, no forts,

(07:05):
he still looking for his elfice. Did you ask him
about getting fixed once he's so confused he can't find
his office. Yeah, we talked to him about his victomy.
And then what about that time he stuck your finger
your pinky finger stuck his finger in people? Anyway, we
move on? What else can we talking about? Anything? Should
we just stop there? I don't feel like we were done.
We have to put a disclaimer onto or bottom. No,

(07:28):
I think it was actually relatively clean. Yeah, all right,
look we gotta go. We have work to do. Thank
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