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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
to represent minute morning show? Okay, how can you? Guys
haven't watched Coda? I have. I saw it way before you, dude. Yeah,

(00:24):
that is true. Scotty was first in really yeah it
was great. I know this is the second day we're
talking about movies that make you cry it that was incredible.
Is anybody no sign language here? Do you remember? My daughter?
Know me for a second this? Okay, I know how
to say bitch please, bitch please. I know how to

(00:45):
say please again, bitch please? Now how did you learn that? Like?
What context was? So? I learned the alphabet because when
I was in KinderCare, my best KinderCare friend, her name
was Kim. Both of her parents were deaf, so she
wanted to be able to communicate with them, and I
wanted to be able to communicate with them. So she
taught me the alphabet so I would just spell words

(01:06):
well on time out, time out? At what point did
you need to say bitch please to her parents in kindergarten? Right?
Exactly came later on in life. That was just at
a cook out, I met a deaf guy. I said,
can you teach me how to say something fun. He said, yeah, bitch,
please sorry. Great when Cooper signed What a Wonderful World
with Uncle Johnny, that's right. She doesn't remember any of it.

(01:27):
So it's not like rodding a bike. It's really not.
I always wanted to learn, but I never you know,
I never did, but I like, I thought, like, once
you learn, you would just that would be something if
you came. Here's a question for everybody. What did you learn?
You knew how to do at one point and now
you can't and remember how to run a radio board?

(01:49):
Oh you can do that, Like tying a tie is simple,
cannot but like a regular time, like a regular tie,
I kid like, I told you guys, my dad tied
like ten of them for me. I slip them over
my head and just do this when I need him.
When he dies, I'm screwed. The double windsor I took

(02:14):
humulatively five years of Spanish. I can't remember goddamn thing.
You know you stuff like that. I know that, but
I mean be able to have a conversation. I don't know.
Does anyone hear that crinkling sound? Yeah, that's my dog
chasing a toy. Sorry, I'm like, who is eating or
like opening a pack into Okay, sorry, it didn't mean

(02:37):
to disturb, but I just I didn't think it was
I thought it was far enough a white sorry dog,
so Nate, Spanish, anybody else. I used to be able
to recite pie to like the nineties digit, which is
totally useless. I think now I can get to like twenty,
I can eat there you go, I go as far
as you can on pie three point one for let

(03:01):
me pull it up, by the way. This is the
most useless fucking knowledge that. That's why I forgot it
four three point one one five nine two nine seven
nine six three six. No, ok where does they actually
get you in life? Eight nine seven nine. Yeah, I

(03:23):
didn't want to correct you, but what do you what
do you need that for? What can you use that?
It was? It was just to win a contest in
the middle school so that our class got a pizza party.
That was it. There was no point that I have
zero use for it ever, except for you know, in
a fifteen minute morning Joe, when we're thinking about things,
talk about my son. My son was studying yesterday the
parts of a microscope for like his science class, and

(03:47):
he's like, all right, mom, let's see what you know.
I knew nothing. I was like, yeah, mommy's going to
fail this test, but you do fantastic. You're going to
do great. You got ship that we all learned that
you never use. Like if you had to boil down
the stuff it's important in life, you could probably learn
it and what five six years maybe? And to be honest,

(04:07):
don't you think in school they should teach more like
money management classes stuff like that, like like not to
accumulate so much ship in your life and minimalism, Like
my kid comes home and no offense to the math teachers,
but I look at his hieroglyphics that he has and
I go, when the hell are you going to even
need when when there's it's ridiculous. There's other things that

(04:29):
I don't think need to know, quadriatic equations whatever. Honestly,
it depends what you want to get into in life,
like math is the universal language, if you want to
get into the sciences, if you want to get into astrology, astronomy,
whatever it is, that kind of stuff is very important.
It depends what you want to Useless. I think that

(04:54):
if you want to get into that, then I could
see keep going with the math, but your base sick
math to get you through life, unless you're going to
do that with your life. Can teach me something that
I'm going to actually need to survive to be out
and do your taxes? That would have been a good one.
Taxes are important. Interest rates with credit cards when you're
eighteen and everyone's trying to hand you one, Yeah, talk

(05:15):
about that kind of star in college and that's what
they do, right, They stand outside the college campus and
you think I could get a credit card so much
to teach you not to do that six percent interest? Yes,
let me do more logic. We need more logic, more
how how not to be a snowflake? I don't think
they could teach that now. I wish that, like so,

(05:37):
I think that obviously physical physical education is important, but
the way that we did it was so stupid where
it was like the history of volleyball. Don't care about that.
We have been much better to learn about what you
should eat on a daily basis to not become a
type to diabetic or you know, the how calories actually work.
Instead of the problem with basketball. Don't care the problem

(05:58):
with teaching you what not to eat? Andy? Is it
in the school cafeteria. They're giving you what you shouldn't
be eating ship except on Fridays. You can die Monday
to Thursday. But then they don't get because they preach
how you know, and I know in a lot of
schools now you're not allowed to have maybe allergy reasons,
but you're not allowed to have cakes and cookies for
parties anymore. And oh no, it's been right. But then

(06:21):
if you go into the cafeteria, they got a churo station, like,
how is that okay? That's because it's cheap food, Daniel,
It's ridiculous. That's what they can afford. If you tell
people you get healthier food, they raise their taxes. They
go crazy, so they give you ship. Do they still
teach typing because I'm glad I took typing. The kids
know how to type on computers. Now they have computers.
It yeah, you just do it with it now. But yeah,

(06:44):
the old clunky typewriters you have like a j because
like all my kids all can only do this. They
can't do this, yeah, every because everyone's like this on
their freaking phone. I don't if you put them in
front of a keyboard, they're going to do that because
they don't. They're not taught. Cordy, I don't know. You
should teach them? All these kids today, you could always

(07:04):
learn on YouTube. Probably, I'm sure there's a class on YouTube. Gosh,
everything's on YouTube. Well, Nate, Nate turned his back on
what happened. I was supposed to take a typing class
at one point or like, just to learn, like, you know,
where to the home keys and all that stuff. And
Sheldon and I we signed up for it together, and
we paid the money and everything, and then we go

(07:25):
to the first class and what happens to them? He
breaks his hand, so we couldn't go to any more classes,
so we had to get a refund. We never went
back after that. If anybody wants to sign up with us,
Andrew and I are about to start taking a sl classes. Ah,
that's cool, join us. Yes, we want to be able
to communicate right in front of people. That's it's scary, like,

(07:48):
nailed it. Wait, what's sl American Sign language? Oh? Okay,
you could have just said that. Scotty thought it was
American Sign language through the rest of it, so I
figured it was okay to use the Scotty looked up.
Scotty was going ass suck like, Oh my gosh, why
don't you been learning that with Andrew? You never know,

(08:13):
I don't know. Well, they spend a lot of time together,
and we do sell a lot of time together. But
all we do is go eat at restaurants. It's great,
all right? Did we exhaust everything I threw out there?
That's how much time we had left, about five minutes
or more. Everybody else has something to Scotty. What's going
on in your life? There's Scotty. I went and saw

(08:33):
Sebastian man a scal called last night. That was freaking awesome.
How would think about what happened after he was at
the garden? Can you can you tell everybody what you
did after? Well? I mean, you know, Maddison Square Garden
is not terribly far from the radio station, and the
show ended late, so I figured instead of going all
the way home to Long Island and then having to
come back in in the morning, I would find a
couch to crash on at the radio station. So the

(08:56):
only one that's left since we got rid of the
theater downstairs that I knew of anyway, is in the
health room where they do the breastfeeding, you know, So
the couch that's in there is like this. I don't
even know if it's real leather, but it's slippery, so,
you know, I put all the towels down on it,
and then when I woke up, it like I don't know, midnight,
one o'clock in the morning, all the towels were on
the floor. My shirt was up, you know, around my neck,

(09:17):
and my body was on this disgusting couch and I
ket sliding off of it. And I got the worst
night sleep every and plus it wasn't long enough so
my feet couldn't go all the way out, so my
knees are killing me this morning. I used to sleep
at the radio station often, the old radio station. We
were on it when we were in c Caucus. There
was a room there that had a sex couch. Sex.
It was a crusty couch, but you know, I was

(09:39):
it was you know, the station was in the middle
of New Jersey. I'd go out late and I would
sleep overnight. I would I would have like a little
toiletry bag. I would just brush my teeth in the sink.
I mean that's what we did. We would sleep on
the floor in my office. Remember we go out, I
do remember I had a rug on my office floor
and it was huge. My office was huge back then
because we had the room and uh and Scary and

(10:02):
I would come back from late night. We'd sleep on
the floor there and get up and do the show.
The crushed the orange carpeting. Yes, I was kind of
think it was clean because if we were the only
ones there, every one of us, I mean, Froggy Gandhi,
you guys all had Did you have like radio station couches? Yeah?
I did. Yeah, the one in the studio Miami actually

(10:23):
gave birth at one point. Oh yeah, I think there
was some stains on that thing. You remember Danny Bona Ducci. Yeah,
of course, Danny Bona Ducci. At the time I worked
in Los Angeles, he was doing a morning show on
Star nine, and so Danny was going through a phase
I guess, I don't know whatever, that's yeah, the last
forty years. Yeah. But so one morning I'm walking into

(10:45):
work at four in the morning and I opened the
door to the radio station and I'm swinging open the
door and it hits something and I hear, oh bean
bag chair there and Danny Bonny Ducci was, I kid,
you not laying like this and the door hit his leg.

(11:06):
All it did was grunt and then roll over and
go back to sleep. Oh man, And I'm like, ship,
what the hell did this guy? Right? Oh? Yeah, there
are stories about him. Man, he partied. There was a
comedian who used to do the rounds who was on
the show with Danny Bonaducci and said Danny Bonaducci punched
him in the face while they were on the air
because they got to fight about something that happened. There

(11:28):
was also do you remember the story where he he
went around a hooker, broke the sin, got a blowjob
from the hooker, and then found out the hooker was
actually a dude, and then he beat the ship out
of the guy. Oh I did hear that? It wasn't
there broke the sink story about him too at a
club or something doing something with someone and then sink
women the google Dan Where should we know Danny Bonaducci?

(11:53):
Oh he also watching that brody? I don't know. He
also guest starret in Chips a bunch of times as
the Glodia or something as the asshole got the Karate Asshole,
the karate asshole breaking Bonaducci remember. Oh yes, that's right,
all right? Keep going, keep chatting on every I don't
know if somebody just said this every celebrity rehab show.

(12:16):
It's never worked. No, it didn't. But he was on
a bunch of them the radio somewhere. Yeah, I'm sure
that he's learned from his ways. I'm sure he's more mature. Now,
what exactly makes you think that? I mean, at some point,
you can't do it anymore, otherwise you'll kill yourself. You'll
you'll die. You know if at some point the doctor

(12:39):
warns you, right, at some point, you hope he catches
on before that happens. Some people don't. I interrupted you, Gandhi,
what did you want to say? Oh no, I'm just
trying to look up Danny bad stories. He did mornings
in New York here for a while too. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
on what was it x Q one? Oh right, right? Yeah.

(13:00):
Is a nice guy, Nate Um nice enough, but you
can tell he was kind of moody, like if he
didn't have enough sleep, he just he wouldn't say hi
to you. But he was a nice Danny bonaduci I
never worked for on a douchebag. On a douchebag is
what I've heard him called. Yeah, Yeah. John Heffron is

(13:21):
a comedian. If anybody cares, Yeah, story about Yeah. He
reminds me of a little bit of Steve from Sex
in the City, the way that he speaks. But apparently
he got into it with Danny Bonaducci. Yeah, I know,
what is Danny Bonaducci doing? Now she'll do radio? I
don't know. Yeah. Is this the most Danny Bonaducci's name

(13:42):
has been mentioned in the last like twenty years. At
one time, he's gonna get a He's gonna get a
Google alert that we talked about eggs. All right. I
think that's an effort today. I think d on the
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