How Bad Do You Smell

The show talked about covering for Elvis today. Also, how bad do we all smell and how long can you get away without showering.  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
from show? Kay, it's a fifteen minute more than show,
and Elvis is out today, but he's gonna be back tomorrow.
So I gotta say, Nate, I really feel for you

(00:26):
you running the show fantastic. Thank you. Wasn't soliciting for that.
I'm just saying it's it's a lot of juggling and
time and managing, like everything that's happening at once, it's
a lot. I don't know how you felt like. I
just like the fact that I just need to open
the break as we call it, and you guys are

(00:48):
just they're like, you just jump in. You know exactly
where we're going, you know exactly when to shut up
for the most part. But no, I love that. I
just feel like, you know, when when Elvis is gone,
we can pull it together and we can have a
good time. But yeah, it is. It is some athletics
in your but not for too many days in a

(01:09):
row though. Yeah, like that that week I did it
when he was on. By Thursday, I was like, oh man,
this is it's it's the should wear out. It's welcome
very quickly. When do you think that after a while
it just becomes like second nature, like he just it's
like probably part of the routine. Yes, it does. I think,
like I don't know how you felt, but like at
some point you just run out of things to say,

(01:32):
you know what I mean. So far today I feel
like we were good. But we also came off of
a weekend of everybody doing all kinds of stuff leftover,
big flush in there. You know, there was a lot
of the true tests. So Nate had sweaty armpits after
he did the show a few times, Gandhi, are your
armpits as sweaty? Is Nates? Well, I wish I would

(01:52):
have touched your armpit to know how sweating like they were,
the pit stains underneath. I don't think I'm hitting hitting,
not think we're good armpits when he doesn't host. When
he hosted, it was I've never seen it like that, Like,
is it like like a puddle? Yeah, it was the
puddle underneath his arm. It smelled like an onion sandwich
in there, when yeah, not just an onion, but a sandwich.

(02:15):
What's the difference down there? Gandhi, I used I used
one of your lines again over the weekend. One of
my favorite, my favorite line of yours of them all.
Somebody was eating something. He didn't look very good. I
told him that wash yourself special, that is the best.
And then whoever is eating it is midnight, Like, yeah,
you're right that expression in Danielle's accidental ship yourself instead

(02:40):
of fun yourself. I still think that's a better insulting
good because if I could f myself, I probably would
never crap yourself. I would never crap myself on purpose purpose.
Can we go back to smelly pits for a minute.
They admitted something in the room. He said he hadn't
showered since Friday, and then when did you? Okay? So

(03:01):
the all right, let me explain. So I my last
shower was yesterday afternoon at two for that it was
Friday morning at four thirty or whatever. But my question
is what's the earliest you can shower on one day
to have it carry over to the next day on
what you do? Like if like, if you shower at
eight o'clock in the morning, it doesn't count. But I

(03:23):
got canna answer for that. Friday morning and Saturday night.
That's typical for me because Friday morning before I come
to work, and then I might just lounge around my
entire house on Saturday, and then I have somewhere to
go at night. I'll shower at like six seven o'clock.
But does that six seven o'clock count for Sunday? No,
See that's what he's asking. No, No, the longest to me,
the shortest span of time is that's the longest I'll

(03:46):
ever go. So then after you go out on Saturday night,
you wake up first thing Sunday morning and take a
shower after being Sunday afternoon, Sunday afternoon, yesterday two o'clock,
I remember, correct, and when I do. After that, I shopped,
I cooked. I thought I might smell a little ununi

(04:07):
because I did girls in salmon. I thought I might
smell a little bit like onions and salmon salmon um. Yeah,
so I I was a little concerned. And as I'm
sitting here, I'm starting to smell myself, and I'm like,
I think the clock is ticking, like like you're on
the cusp. Yeah, Like, if you can smell yourself, that's

(04:29):
probably like your I'm starting to get those like under
arm alarms, fragrance, a little fragrant whiffs everyone stringer down
between your legs, between your leg and your sack and
like check that area. Yet I guarantee that I asked,
had he done it? I know, but he'll do it

(04:51):
right now, don't sensitive? Man, I don't know. I don't
know my car, wearing my jacket and and gandah leans all.
He's like, she's like, onions. What about the area at
the top of your ear, in the back of your ear.
Smell that right now that it's musty. I'm gooder and

(05:15):
kids says, seventy two hour protection on it. That's what
three that's three days and a half. Just in case
you're like Nate and you don't shower. Damn shower every day.
I just had a little took a little break. What's
the longest you've gone without showering in your adult life?
Two days? Oh? No, I'll go a whole weekend. Yeah,
I can definitely a weekend. I'm not doing anything and

(05:35):
we're just relaxing. I will shower on Friday and then
until Sunday night. I am not getting is taking a
shower from me. But to be fair, as my mom says,
I do wash the important bits. Okay, yes, the important
bits are washed every day. Okay. I have a question
when you had your when you had your brain surgery,

(05:56):
how long did you did you go without having a
real shower? Probably five days? Yeah, and you had to
write yeah, I'm telling you the second I asked. That
was one of the last questions. I asked as we
walked out of the hospital, when can I take a shower?
And they said, well, if you don't get your head wet,
you can shower when you get home. I'm like, okay,

(06:17):
that was the very first thing I did, like a
home because an old man's shower chair, so I can
sit in the shower. It's ever takes pictures Froggy putting
a plastic bags. That's how I was with my thyroid surgery,
though I couldn't get like the incision wet, all sorts
of like stick my bos. You're trying to shower. I'm

(06:43):
gonna knock all you guys at eighteen days when I
was in the hospital, a fungus or another you, I
tell you because you do because frog, you did the
sponge bats right, Yeah, they can give you that. Well,
it doesn't count, but you don't really get clean. It's
just like you have these ra eggs and it just
moves the dirt around. So that shower when I finally

(07:03):
got home, was the fucking best shower of my Heather's life.
Oh my God, would love your belly button? Oh my god.
Can change the topic. What we didn't do? I didn't
say hi to everybody who's here, So I apologize, And
I just saw Brody pop into the rooms, and now
we should say hello everyone here. We got Froggy, we

(07:25):
got Scotty, Scary, Dan Yell, Garrett Nate is here. I'm
Brody who popped in a second ago. Hello Brody. Hi,
Sorry I'm late. It just there was no transition. And
I was listening to the radio station and I didn't
hear when this started. And then Scary cursed and like,
oh crap, we're in the podcast, the podcast on the air,
Like you didn't you didn't flip me over till I

(07:46):
could hear it. You had already started and I didn't
know you started. So excellent. Alright, So you Scary are
done with this shower conversation. Do you have something you
want to talk about? Well? Yeah, well, first of all,
we got into a heated debate yesterday at well what
we had a meal in the late afternoon. I don't
want to skew that this okay, and it was three o'clock.
That lasted a couple of hours, the last three hours.

(08:09):
We left at six. What do you call that? It's
not lunch, it's not dinner. Too long. I'm like, we're
having lin and okay, said I said, it's dunch like
unch dinner. It's a late lunch, so lunch late lunch.
So that's linar. But I feel like we were eating

(08:31):
heavy stuff. So it's more like when you skew towards
dinner items, it's litter. We had a steak, could be up. Yes,
we had a lot of I mean, so I posted
this what is it? Is it linar or is it dunch?
And of course nobody can just straight answer the question.
We got a lot of lupper, we got sinch, we

(08:51):
got something else within us. I wrote them all down lenar, dunch, lupper,
and since no it was just those four, they're all stupid.
I'm going I've heard, Okay, what menu did they hand
you both? That's the problem. They handed us a lunch
menu and a dinner menu at the same time. Knowing scary,
he picked from both. Daniel, I need a confident Did

(09:15):
he order everything he ordered? Everything. He ordered everything, to
the point that his boy stopped him and was like,
scary man, come on, we can't eat all of that.
He for he did not pay for it all. We
split it because there was a birthday girl with us
and the birthday girl out for If you're not going

(09:37):
to pay, you shouldn't be ordering everything on the menu.
I will say that's a good point. Daniel did eat
a lot. We ate almost all of it. But are
you ready for what he ordered? First of all, he
sits down. You know, he's been like carb free for
a long time. They handed the menu. He pulls back
and goes, I'm back baby. That was like straight carb
city everything from that point. It's a steakhouse, but they're

(10:03):
also known for their sushi. Did the number one sushi chef?
Oh god, yeah, you can't go to the River Palm
not a sponsor, and they did not take care of
our bill. We pay full price. It's a great Oh.
Oh you know what else about this place that I

(10:24):
found out? Scary frequents there so much right, and he
obviously knows the people and whatever's going on. He has
either lobbied to or they approached him about putting his
photo up on the wall. So we're trying to figure
out where to put his photo and I was like, well,
whose photo would you like to be next to? And
he's like, well, I can't go over there because those
are a bunch of A listers and people are gonna
look at that and then be like, who the fund

(10:45):
is that guy? So I can't be there. I need
to be among like the D lists. I'm shooting for
the deal listeners. And I was like, no, if that's
they're not gonna know who the funk you are there either,
But Scary Jones, I might have a shot at them,
being like, oh he belongs with them. I see the
other way around, go the A listers that everyone's going
to be like, what is he doing? That's scary Joe

(11:05):
like and then people start talking about you. Oh rubber
up Brunch and Summerpper was pretty solid. I love it.
I still think dunch was good, but whatever, And I
did not love They begged me for eight sy Jones,

(11:26):
please send me your head shot. Okay, around the room,
who has their head shot on the wall of a restaurant? Scotty,
what do you think A lot of us do? Wellzza
dots too in the palms painting. Which place do you

(11:47):
have it? There's there's a great little pizza place called
Pizza Bar one for one and Woodbury, Long Island, And
actually all of our pictures are there, so I can't
take full credit. But we're on the wall there. I
bet mine is not there. We have a have an
don't think you were in the picture that day? Yeah,
that's not there, But I gotta taco, so funk all
you Good Morning Show has a picture from I want

(12:08):
to say two thousand and ten, maybe uh at Julietta
and Romeo's Pizza in East Hanover. I think I have
a picture up in like by when my parents used
to work, we used to live, and I remember walking
in there one day and seeing it and going, I
don't understand. I've never been in here before. So if
my dad was with me and I go, I got

(12:29):
my shot, Dad, I go, Dad, where Danny? Dad? How
did he even know? You know? We got talking and no, no.
My dad used to say, hey, Danny, you got any
pictures lying around? Can you sign a feel? I'd like
to keep him in the car. I swear to guys
he was the biggest fan, my biggest fan. I wish

(12:52):
you would do that right now to Carvel and gave
them T shirts. One time. My son, he worked at
the radio stags going to My father wears d Z
one hundred leather bomber out everywhere. I just asked me
about my dad doesn't even know where I work. You

(13:14):
guy just started texting you guys. My dad started texting
welcome name. But the best part is he has a
flip phone. So he's very frustrated at the action a
b BB that that kind of texting. Maybe he's been
texting for a while, but he just started like it
hasn't twelve like the only reason he got it not

(13:36):
because my sister and I asked him, like, hey, dad,
it would be great to be able to text. You know.
His brother slid in and was like, man, you gotta
start texting. So my dad's like, I guess, let me
say why. It's a good he has a flip phone
because every time I see my dad, which will day
I'll see him today, it's uh, can you can? I
need to sit down with you. I don't understand how
this got here. I don't understand why this happ does.

(13:58):
I don't know I've lost you gotta fix their phone
for thirty minutes. So Ganda, you're better off that he
just has a flip phone and he can't threw it up.
Already have that with my mom. I already have to
do it. Some might as well knock it out with
both of them. At the same time as posting my
dad's flip phone, I'm like, can you even get emoji's?
Can you see this emoji? Yes? I can, So that's exciting.
The best is when like they get least it's like

(14:19):
a long text message and it's a group text, and
I'll go, Mom, I go, did you answer the group text?
And she goes, I didn't know that was for me.
I said, well, would you see it? She's like yeah,
I go, Well, if you could see it, then you
were part of it, which means it was for you.
Oh I didn't. I thought it was just for you
guys like you are so cute. I can't stand it.

(14:39):
The parents are great, though, Yeah, they're pretty awesome. Hey Frog,
how's our time? Oh we have ten seconds left? You
guys really spat it up at the end there The

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fifteen minute Morning Show