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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show. Well,
the family's back together again, all of us. It's the
fifty minute Morning show podcast. Everyone's here. There's Froggy and

(00:25):
there's Scotty b and Gandhi with her beautiful hair to
I love your hair today looking like it's having fun.
And there's Scary and they're straight in ate and there's Danielle.
I'm sitting here looking at Pete Davidson's Instagram. We'll get
to that in a minute. We gotta assume the Lagas
count is and here's Garrett and of course Dave Brody
and the den. So by the time people watch this,

(00:48):
maybe at a different number, but here at nine ninety
two East Coast time on Thursday. How many followers does
Pete Davidson have on his new Instagram account? Yeah, he's
gonna hit a million by noon. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
what's up? Ate? So remember we did the US Next
Wheel of Games today and we did condition or Cocktail. Yes,
when I did the research for this. Speaking of hair,

(01:10):
there's a syndrome called uncombable hair syndrome. I think you
have that today maybe, but apparently there's people that are
born with this and they are unable to comb their hair,
and I think Einstein had it. Really is it just
not manageable or does it hurt? When they like characterized

(01:33):
by hair that is silvery dry, frizzy, wiry, and impossible
to comb. First reported in the twentieth century. Oh my god,
pictures are amazing. This little kid looks like a baby chicken.
Uncombable hair syndrome, not smart enough to figure out how
to comb his own hair. But it sounds like a
fake disease though, you know what I mean the way

(01:54):
it sounds. You know what, there is a disease for
anything and everything, oh goodness, or or a syndrome. Is
there a drug for it? I don't think so. But
they're saying they physically says comment it's so tangled and
so unruly you can't comment. Yeah, it's not. It's not
that they're afraid to comment. No, no, no, no, it's

(02:15):
not like a fear. It's not a mental thing. It's
the hair grows in such a way that you can't
comma is I would assume it's just cut it off. Great, great,
your syndrome is gone. What's your problem? Cut it off?
Than cut it off? Oh you're suffering from a broken leg.

(02:36):
I get fixed that for you. Oh my god, I
see it real ques syndrome though, it's just just like
in affliction. It's just what's syndrome? What's that? Dave Brody?
I just wanted to say, a couple of weeks ago,
I was talking to you. I don't know if you're
on that the episode of US. I was talking about
how when we went to Nashville, our boss Tom Pullman

(02:57):
bought me a cowboy hat, and uh, I found it
in my attics. I just wanted to bring that out.
My cowboy hat that I got in Nashville doesn't finish
a couple more gallons. I think it's it's very yellow Stone.
I think it's perfect. Yeah, So in honor of eighteen
eighty three and yellow Stone, I got my hat. Screen.

(03:20):
Oh my god, you're gonna get some chaps, some ashless
chaps soon, Chap. It's just nice to say flat screen TV.
All TVs are flat screens. So that's not true. Nobody buys,
they don't sell them anymore. They're all flat. Brodie, Brodie,
you do know there are curved There are curved screen TVs.
And my parents will still have one. Yes, but then

(03:41):
you have to call them curved screen TVs. If you
go to buy a TV, you just go, I'm going
to buy a TV. I saw all TVs are flat screen,
which the bulk of TVs of TVs are flat righting
nine Right, You don't need to say flat screen TV anymore.
Like let's chaps, I would just nobody used this percentagees
than scary though. Again this morning, somebody Elvis ask you

(04:04):
a question and but it's probably an impossibility. Yeah, it's probably.
It's actually just showing you that I feel so strongly
about it that it's is there any is there anything
that somebody could ask you that you would go more Thah,
he's had a thousand one time. He doesn't have number

(04:29):
scary one. He also likes to use under He'll go
just making assumptions. You know, I'm totally belief that of
people on the roads don't know how to drive. It's
like the middle name is Quinnipiac. He's got the PA
guy like, where'd you get this number? I just have
a feeling it's like, well, it sounds more believable when

(04:49):
it's an odd number, you know, because somebody actually get
a study. It's precise but it's not from study. It's
just you're assuming that they say, well, they say, who's
day so scary? What is your top of the line number, Like,
if you're really sure about something, what's the top percentile
that you'll give? Thousand? Do the hand? When he does it,

(05:12):
I was upset. I get it. I think we all
understand what you mean. It's just a figure of speech. Really,
it really is scary. Does that like pent of the time?
And Scotty gets triggered by percentages of the time you
drop around, he gets mad, what do you mean by that? Gandhi?
So it's clearly just commonplace for people to say, oh, yeah,

(05:35):
percent that's not a new thing. It's more more convinced
that it's brand new. And I'm trying to tell him
it's not. It's been an emoji for a long time.
That's just that that's just a hundred. There's no percent there.
People are just using that as a crutch more and
more lately. And you know how often did they using
that as a crutch? Scott about percent of the time

(05:59):
on our emoe gs, the ones we use the most,
like the first twelve that you see, the red one
hundred is always in my top twelve because I always
send everybody the one hundred, So it's Gandhi was saying
it has been a thing, but that's keep it at
A hundred is not the same. But what do you
think a hundred means? It means percent. They're just not
saying the percent. These youngsters these days, they made up something.

(06:24):
You hold on, hold on, hold on. It's not new.
The hundred hundred is not new. But do we really
know the the origin of the one hundred emoji? I
mean it may have been invented for another reason we
don't know about. I'm just wondering, just curious. Maybe some
state is trying to raise the speed limit and they
just say keep it one hundred and make it make
sure it's written in red, yeah, with two underlines. Yeah,

(06:45):
you know, I don't know. When I see the one
hundred emoji, I always think on, yeah, it says keep
it one or perfect score, which would be a hundred percent. Okay, sorry,
Scott one of the same. Ever nothing, No, he gets
so mad. If you walk by Scotty and you ever
you know, Andrew and I'll be having a conversation. I'm like,

(07:05):
oh yeah, percent, Scotty will stop what he's doing, turn
around and be like how much percent? What did you say?
A hundred? Okay, keep it on a slang phrase that
means being authentic and truthful, keeping it real, that's what
it means. Real it does anywhere here. It doesn't have

(07:27):
to say percent, that's what it means. So what they're
saying is using the number one hundred means total intality
in total, which in total really is a percentage, meaning
all of it. No cap you're all, no cap scary,
please please, You're not my sixteen year old child. No

(07:52):
cap Scary tries to be young like seven percent of
the time. I think that's a low number. By the way, Yeah,
I gotta okay, let's let's give me move on to phones.
You know, these fucking things irritated sometimes, and I know

(08:13):
we all agree, Like several people have tried to call
me during the show today, and I know they know
I'm here and I'm working, and they know I'm not
going to pick up that. They also found out I
use a little trick to Ganda uses is we keep
our mailboxes, our voicemail boxes full it all so I
don't like voicemail, look so, but but neither of these

(08:35):
people have left a text. Oh season, it's not that important.
But this is how many voicemails I have right now.
I don't know if you guys can see it. That
would give me anxiety to the degree. Nope, but I
would want one more voicemail just so. I have eight
eight eight eight seven is bothering me? It's full? Wait?

(08:56):
How can you have eight d eight seven voicemen? Possible?
Much shooter than that? How big is your memory? I
thought that was maybe that's miss calls to Yeah, no voicemail.
Look voicemail? Can you have that? How can you have that? Many?
Ship is full? With sixteen? That's it? Get a new phone?

(09:20):
How big is How big is your phone? I have
the two six gigs. That didn't have anything to do
with the size of your phone. I think it's I
think it's a mailbox, so scary. Maybe somebody just called
and just left it on. I don't know, man, I
only have sixteen and it's full. If you try and
reach me to the mailbox is full three of them.
I have twenty three and it's full. Okay, there's my

(09:41):
one comment. I'm feeling special. I don't know what's going
on here, but yeah, there's a lot. You just scroll
and scroll for days. Do you have friends rely voicemail?
Just want like one, like one syllable just to annoy them.
That's usually me because I'm trying to hang up, but
I missed the beep. So it's like, I guess you
could accumulate eight hundred voicemails if they are each one

(10:05):
that maybe it speaks to the carrier that you have.
I have Verizon and they only allow me the sixteen. Well,
welcome to a T and T, sir, you asked me
for more voicemails. I want my box full at all times.
Who doesn't I wish Lisa felt that way. I just

(10:27):
got the best drop ever. I cannot wait. I'm worn out.
We've had a full week. Good Bye. Premature of exit

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