January 20, 2022 • 10 mins
We continue to fight over Froggy's Food News 'Best Candy Bars'
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Hi,
Elvis represents minute Morning Show. Here we go the fifteen
minute Morning Show podcast. If you got a crowded house,
(00:25):
we got Dave Brody in the den. We've got Garrett
at the tip of the penis shaped tablet is here,
and there's Straight and Nate and Scary and Gandhi and Danielle. Hi.
Al right, did I miss anyone? O? Hi? Hi? Hey, Hey,
(00:47):
so where do we start? Hey? I want to play
a game within the room. Who do you think in
this room right here? Is most likely to get a
vanity license plate? Scotty. He's had one before. I've always
had them until probably six months ago. I've had my
entire life. If I was to say you were wrong,
(01:07):
who the next person? Scary? Yeah, scary? I can see
Scary getting one that says scary and then having like
an Elvis d Rancho bumper sticker and what's going on?
So I never envisioned it. So I sent this person
to link a go, Hey, you should get this. Froggy
is possibly getting a tom Brady vanity license plate? Really,
(01:29):
what are you getting? I'm on the list because Tom Brady.
But there's a limited edition that you could get, so
I signed up for it. I haven't found out yet.
I haven't decided yet. That's the thing is if you
first have to go and you'll give you the option
to get one, then you have to say what you
want on it. So I haven't decided to get what.
I'll put letters. I think in the state of word
you can put six letters oh, God, L O, S
(01:52):
E R, five letters D A G O A T,
dug goat dog and put sixty to go. I would
do that. I told you guys, I would do anything
to Tom. That doesn't matter. Indian people have vanity plates
all the time. Like if you see somebody with a
name on their car or look in the car, it's
(02:13):
probably an Indian person who in your family has has plates.
Two of my uncles do and one of my cousins.
But it's because a lot of people so with like Hindoos,
they want to name things because they think that it
brings good luck. So when you get a new car,
they'll name the car and then a lot of times
they put that on the plate or their own name.
(02:34):
Can you guess it was named it for your dog?
Wasn't it was Scotty B? Was my very first license
calling ye and that's some cop called me out over
his p A system in his car Scotty B pull over.
I was like, how does you know who I am?
And I was like, damn it, and I got rid
of that really fast. That's such a douchebag thing. Your name,
I was seventeen. You think it's a yeah? I think
(02:56):
it is. My boyfriends might have his name ish on
his license plate. He might. Who knows. We're not supposed
to say license plates on the air, right, Gandhi's lover,
Oh god, thank god, it does not know, but it's
it's it's I mean it's it's close to his name,
(03:18):
but not quite his name. I don't want to say
it just because they're not supposed to stay. Um, Brodie,
how's everything going in the Brody to End today? Everything's good.
I I contacted my town yesterday. They dug up the
entire street from end to end to put down some
new gas pipe whatever, and they paved over the long
trench the whole length of the block right in front
(03:38):
of my house. There's eight to ten inch holes where
the steamroller missed, so it's like a landmine when you
walk past my driveway. So I sent the town an
email and said, they just to let you know there's
a couple of eight inch little divots in the street.
I don't know about the rest of the street, but
maybe when the weather is nice, you want to take
a look. So about fifteen minutes ago, there's a pounding
(03:58):
on my door. Hey, oupen up at the door. I saw.
I said, who is it? You call it a town
make a complaint about the street. And he's screaming and
yelling through the door because I sound like Luigi, exactly
like Luigi. That's why I'm doing it exactly. In fact,
he had the hat and the suspenders, and he says,
I pay it the street. You don't tell in the street.
I pay it the street. So he took it very personally.
(04:20):
He made me go outside in the snow. He brushed
away the snow and the slush to show me the holes.
And I got a lesson in holes, apparently because it's temporary.
Phil And he goes, look at this, and he kicked
the hole and made the whole bigger to show me
it's all temporary. So from my troubles, I now have
a bigger hole in the street. And I found myself
(04:41):
apologizing to him for having me audacity to let the
town know there were holes in the street. So there
you go, that's my day. Sounds like a very complete day,
Luigi finding about holes in your street. He jumped on
a mushroom, he got a free life. Okay, to pick
(05:03):
with Froggy about his food news, daniel so annoying though,
because so he was doing. What was the name of
the list reasons, Danielle is a bit Okay, you don't
have time for that list. Okay, it was the most
popular candy bars in America. Yes, and on it the
(05:28):
number two right was Rees's Peanut butter Cups. Peanut butter cups,
not candy bars. You say, the top five cups in
the country, right, So that's a dumb it's considered a
candy bar. I agree with Danielle. It is so you
can definition of a bar. You can blame the people
(05:50):
that eat this, not that that's where I got the
list from. I think the list is a good list.
That's why I gave it to you. What Danielle says
to Froggy eat this, not that it's a fine list.
You have a question. Were some things excluded but not others.
So Reese's makes the list, but the other popular ones
that you know would have been there. Hershe's kisses her,
she's kids, yeah, and then she's kisses on a chocolate bar.
(06:13):
Neither the right there or they're all not? That's right, scary?
What about sist what about skills and starburs that it's
not a candy bar, that's Candy's chocolate. It should have
been like the best chocolate Listen, Reese's does make a
bar form, so would that count. You're thinking of the
recess Reces, not Rece's. It's Reese's. I'll never say that way. Ever,
(06:42):
you're gonna say it wrong your whole life. Isn't that
a kind of a monkey or reeseus? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
say Porsche. I have to do commercials at the radio
station for a Porsche dealership. I'll never say Porsche. Isn't
it poor? Sure? That is the way I don't like it.
It is Porsche. But if you say Porsche, everyone knows
(07:05):
what you're saying, so no one gets mad. Toms said,
Porsche and whisky business. That's all that matters. People do
get mad. So Danielle, what about like the outrage, just
like sticks, these things. The Reese's outrage is sticks. Those
are bars. No, but yeah, but that's not going to
be number two on the list. But it's made it
the same thing. It's still the same thing. It's a stick,
you know what, Danielle, what about a kick cat? That's
(07:27):
a candy bar. It is if you break it, break
it apart. It's a bar that's dogs having fun. And
that was on the list. There was also Twigs was
on the list TwixT. I consider candy bar. It's a
kind of a stick, Danielle. It's just stick. It's sticks.
You know what you can do with your sticks. That's
what means. Why is it a stick? Why is a
(07:47):
stick count? But yet a cup doesn't? I don't know,
because it's in a more bar for it's right, it's
just a thinner bar. I mean, come on, people, it's
still fucking candy. So it's just a chocolate list. Then
it's chocolate list. A cup is a round bar, the
chocolate it's not. I'm called Eminem should have been there. Yeah, yeah, no,
(08:07):
that's not a bar. If they made it, if they
made an Eminem's bar, yeah, that was the cup. So
they're around like a cup. So what's the difference. This
is stupid talk about poop yet I'm sorry, I'm busy
looking at my Instagram. I'm bored with something. You guys
want street camera out there in the video the way
(08:28):
to cut a cake? Oh yeah, that looks so cool,
Oh garrits. Is elvis a new way to cut the cake?
What is it? I'm gonna I'm gonna have to hold
it up? Did you send it to me? Hold on
a text promised he's going to make you use a
wine glass? Hold on, what is any personal round credit
(08:50):
card number? Wine glass? And then you just eat the
cake out of the wineglass with a spoon. But then
someone gets the center and the centers genius, right, and
hold on, here's a hot guy walking down the beach.
And took so long for someone to think of that.
But that's not a good idea of the side of
(09:11):
the side of the wine glass. If you if you don't,
you're gonna have cake all over it. Okay, so well
you you have that, you can hold about the stam
your and you thought my candy bar list was stupid,
And now we're gonna cut a cake with a wine glass?
Year Okay, I like it. Then you don't need a plate,
and you just got everything. Every one glass, a little
(09:31):
triangle that's gonna fold down between the one glass. We've
talked about absolutely nothing, not quite fifteen minutes, but we
have to go because we have we have an assignment
that we have to get taken care of right now. Okay,
so does you gonna have any closing thoughts Brody the
worst podcast ever? We said that all the time. Yeah,
we said that, No Elvis, I'm good. Okay, we gotta
get out of here. Have a beautiful day species The
(10:06):
fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Hi,
Elvis represents minute Morning Show. Here we go the fifteen
minute Morning Show podcast. If you got a crowded house,
(00:25):
we got Dave Brody in the den. We've got Garrett
at the tip of the penis shaped tablet is here,
and there's Straight and Nate and Scary and Gandhi and Danielle. Hi.
Al right, did I miss anyone? O? Hi? Hi? Hey, Hey,
(00:47):
so where do we start? Hey? I want to play
a game within the room. Who do you think in
this room right here? Is most likely to get a
vanity license plate? Scotty. He's had one before. I've always
had them until probably six months ago. I've had my
entire life. If I was to say you were wrong,
(01:07):
who the next person? Scary? Yeah, scary? I can see
Scary getting one that says scary and then having like
an Elvis d Rancho bumper sticker and what's going on?
So I never envisioned it. So I sent this person
to link a go, Hey, you should get this. Froggy
is possibly getting a tom Brady vanity license plate? Really,
(01:29):
what are you getting? I'm on the list because Tom Brady.
But there's a limited edition that you could get, so
I signed up for it. I haven't found out yet.
I haven't decided yet. That's the thing is if you
first have to go and you'll give you the option
to get one, then you have to say what you
want on it. So I haven't decided to get what.
I'll put letters. I think in the state of word
you can put six letters oh, God, L O, S
(01:52):
E R, five letters D A G O A T,
dug goat dog and put sixty to go. I would
do that. I told you guys, I would do anything
to Tom. That doesn't matter. Indian people have vanity plates
all the time. Like if you see somebody with a
name on their car or look in the car, it's
(02:13):
probably an Indian person who in your family has has plates.
Two of my uncles do and one of my cousins.
But it's because a lot of people so with like Hindoos,
they want to name things because they think that it
brings good luck. So when you get a new car,
they'll name the car and then a lot of times
they put that on the plate or their own name.
(02:34):
Can you guess it was named it for your dog?
Wasn't it was Scotty B? Was my very first license
calling ye and that's some cop called me out over
his p A system in his car Scotty B pull over.
I was like, how does you know who I am?
And I was like, damn it, and I got rid
of that really fast. That's such a douchebag thing. Your name,
I was seventeen. You think it's a yeah? I think
(02:56):
it is. My boyfriends might have his name ish on
his license plate. He might. Who knows. We're not supposed
to say license plates on the air, right, Gandhi's lover,
Oh god, thank god, it does not know, but it's
it's it's I mean it's it's close to his name,
(03:18):
but not quite his name. I don't want to say
it just because they're not supposed to stay. Um, Brodie,
how's everything going in the Brody to End today? Everything's good.
I I contacted my town yesterday. They dug up the
entire street from end to end to put down some
new gas pipe whatever, and they paved over the long
trench the whole length of the block right in front
(03:38):
of my house. There's eight to ten inch holes where
the steamroller missed, so it's like a landmine when you
walk past my driveway. So I sent the town an
email and said, they just to let you know there's
a couple of eight inch little divots in the street.
I don't know about the rest of the street, but
maybe when the weather is nice, you want to take
a look. So about fifteen minutes ago, there's a pounding
(03:58):
on my door. Hey, oupen up at the door. I saw.
I said, who is it? You call it a town
make a complaint about the street. And he's screaming and
yelling through the door because I sound like Luigi, exactly
like Luigi. That's why I'm doing it exactly. In fact,
he had the hat and the suspenders, and he says,
I pay it the street. You don't tell in the street.
I pay it the street. So he took it very personally.
(04:20):
He made me go outside in the snow. He brushed
away the snow and the slush to show me the holes.
And I got a lesson in holes, apparently because it's temporary.
Phil And he goes, look at this, and he kicked
the hole and made the whole bigger to show me
it's all temporary. So from my troubles, I now have
a bigger hole in the street. And I found myself
(04:41):
apologizing to him for having me audacity to let the
town know there were holes in the street. So there
you go, that's my day. Sounds like a very complete day,
Luigi finding about holes in your street. He jumped on
a mushroom, he got a free life. Okay, to pick
(05:03):
with Froggy about his food news, daniel so annoying though,
because so he was doing. What was the name of
the list reasons, Danielle is a bit Okay, you don't
have time for that list. Okay, it was the most
popular candy bars in America. Yes, and on it the
(05:28):
number two right was Rees's Peanut butter Cups. Peanut butter cups,
not candy bars. You say, the top five cups in
the country, right, So that's a dumb it's considered a
candy bar. I agree with Danielle. It is so you
can definition of a bar. You can blame the people
(05:50):
that eat this, not that that's where I got the
list from. I think the list is a good list.
That's why I gave it to you. What Danielle says
to Froggy eat this, not that it's a fine list.
You have a question. Were some things excluded but not others.
So Reese's makes the list, but the other popular ones
that you know would have been there. Hershe's kisses her,
she's kids, yeah, and then she's kisses on a chocolate bar.
(06:13):
Neither the right there or they're all not? That's right, scary?
What about sist what about skills and starburs that it's
not a candy bar, that's Candy's chocolate. It should have
been like the best chocolate Listen, Reese's does make a
bar form, so would that count. You're thinking of the
recess Reces, not Rece's. It's Reese's. I'll never say that way. Ever,
(06:42):
you're gonna say it wrong your whole life. Isn't that
a kind of a monkey or reeseus? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
say Porsche. I have to do commercials at the radio
station for a Porsche dealership. I'll never say Porsche. Isn't
it poor? Sure? That is the way I don't like it.
It is Porsche. But if you say Porsche, everyone knows
(07:05):
what you're saying, so no one gets mad. Toms said,
Porsche and whisky business. That's all that matters. People do
get mad. So Danielle, what about like the outrage, just
like sticks, these things. The Reese's outrage is sticks. Those
are bars. No, but yeah, but that's not going to
be number two on the list. But it's made it
the same thing. It's still the same thing. It's a stick,
you know what, Danielle, what about a kick cat? That's
(07:27):
a candy bar. It is if you break it, break
it apart. It's a bar that's dogs having fun. And
that was on the list. There was also Twigs was
on the list TwixT. I consider candy bar. It's a
kind of a stick, Danielle. It's just stick. It's sticks.
You know what you can do with your sticks. That's
what means. Why is it a stick? Why is a
(07:47):
stick count? But yet a cup doesn't? I don't know,
because it's in a more bar for it's right, it's
just a thinner bar. I mean, come on, people, it's
still fucking candy. So it's just a chocolate list. Then
it's chocolate list. A cup is a round bar, the
chocolate it's not. I'm called Eminem should have been there. Yeah, yeah, no,
(08:07):
that's not a bar. If they made it, if they
made an Eminem's bar, yeah, that was the cup. So
they're around like a cup. So what's the difference. This
is stupid talk about poop yet I'm sorry, I'm busy
looking at my Instagram. I'm bored with something. You guys
want street camera out there in the video the way
(08:28):
to cut a cake? Oh yeah, that looks so cool,
Oh garrits. Is elvis a new way to cut the cake?
What is it? I'm gonna I'm gonna have to hold
it up? Did you send it to me? Hold on
a text promised he's going to make you use a
wine glass? Hold on, what is any personal round credit
(08:50):
card number? Wine glass? And then you just eat the
cake out of the wineglass with a spoon. But then
someone gets the center and the centers genius, right, and
hold on, here's a hot guy walking down the beach.
And took so long for someone to think of that.
But that's not a good idea of the side of
(09:11):
the side of the wine glass. If you if you don't,
you're gonna have cake all over it. Okay, so well
you you have that, you can hold about the stam
your and you thought my candy bar list was stupid,
And now we're gonna cut a cake with a wine glass?
Year Okay, I like it. Then you don't need a plate,
and you just got everything. Every one glass, a little
(09:31):
triangle that's gonna fold down between the one glass. We've
talked about absolutely nothing, not quite fifteen minutes, but we
have to go because we have we have an assignment
that we have to get taken care of right now. Okay,
so does you gonna have any closing thoughts Brody the
worst podcast ever? We said that all the time. Yeah,
we said that, No Elvis, I'm good. Okay, we gotta
get out of here. Have a beautiful day species The
(10:06):
fifteen Minute Morning Show
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