January 12, 2022 • 13 mins
We play a dumb fun game, how long can you hold the note to 'I Will Always Love You'
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Elvis Presents Minute Morning Show. It's a fifteen minute
morning show podcast. Here we go, Yeah, Rody and Danielle
and there's Straighten, Nate and Garrett and Scotty b and
(00:26):
there's Gandhi and Froggy and Scary scary cameras on York Today.
He doesn't want us to see boot an unflattering angle
from Scary and you've been gone in the background by
some people. Okay, you're confused. We have turned your camera.
I don't want to be I don't want you that
closed it before. I think I'm already getting sick thinking
(00:46):
about you. I don't want you so close to me.
Look at you. You don't look too people look bad.
That's the worst angle ever. Well take it up a
little bit so you get a little less tipped. If
you're listening to this, probably cast you don't. We're looking
are you standing? Like? What do you do with your tin?
They're sucking in your chin. That's good. Looks looking good.
(01:11):
We're all looking good. Let's be let's move on. What
do you want to do? So Garrett wants to do
the stupid thing you call it to I call it fun.
It's a game that he will play. He he is
destined to win because he's a swimmer and he has
huge lungs. I'm going to sit out of the game.
Elvis Brody, I know you're up late. Did you watch
fallon two nights ago? Uh know, but I have it
(01:34):
on DVR? John Cena on all right. And then they
did a contest who could hold the note the longest,
and Jimmy fellon one. So Garrett wants to play that.
He wants to compete against us to see who could
hold a note the longest. The thing is he's a swimmer. Yeah,
give him a five second penalty, all right, Yeah, I'll
take a five second You know I had five seconds.
I'll take When the last time you swam? Yeah, that's
(01:57):
also time you went swimming like head of swimming, probably
about a couple of couple of years. Oh, you're a
competitive swim. Since we've known you, I've learned used to
compete and swim. I did so. Yeah, raised his kids
in the flat. No, but he used always said he'd
come over and teach my kids how to swim because
(02:18):
he has a swimming background. You didn't know, I mean
up until college. The college is when I said, you know,
I can't do this competitively because the coach in college said,
here is your your swimsuit, here's your swim cap. And
I go, how long am I going to be here
at practice? He goes, probably longer than you'll be in
your dorm room or at school. And I said thank you,
but no, thank you? Alright, So back to this holding
(02:39):
a note? Do you like this idea? Gandhi? Oh? I
want to see who can do it. I I'm put
my money on Danielle. I don't know. I think she
can do this. I think Scary could do it. B Brodi,
how you doing with your lung control? I'm pretty good.
I sing uh, having metal songs in my car all
the time. I'm okay. Deaf leard deaf held some notes?
There is a dark us in the room, h Andrew.
(03:01):
I think Andrew has a secret talent of holding a
note that no one else skilled. I don't see him
in the podcast room, so he doesn't count. You can
you can have this microphone? Because I can't even sing
a note, let alone hold a note? Can we hum
a note? Like? No? No, you, Let's give it a try.
Let's give it. How do we work this? All right?
So you got you gotta play the beginning of the
song and then first person can go all time them
(03:24):
and see how long you can hold it. Do it
at the same time. See the last person is the
person going alright? How I got to stand up for
the right? Yeah, get out of here. I'm an asthmatic
with a hard condition. Can I sit this one out? No?
I don't have a stroke on us. Every can do it.
You can do it. All the more reason you should
(03:45):
do it. Can you do it? I'll try. Don't cheat
and like take a like everybody to do it. You
might not. I don't think I can do this to
breast all right down? Okay, exhale inhale go, I don't
(04:27):
know it's fun. You're still you cheated? Where's cheer? Scotty? Me?
(04:50):
You did not? Did you really do that? How did
you DoD Brodie? I didn't do well because you guys
started and I was like, well, I didn't have to
get blast. It was one of those dumb gas Scotty. Honestly,
did you do a quick what? I would accurately give
(05:11):
it on what? Okay? Yeah, you're run I did it.
Your job I'm sweating. I'm sweating, but I did apparently
deep throat in those bananas. Yeah, that routed out some
extra space in your lung. That's a deep. That's a deep.
Came in a second place. Scary, scarier right there, a
(05:34):
little advantage kind of. I think smokers might be able
to do things with their lungs differently. I know the
people to breathe all that well, but I think I
can smoke marijuana. Smoke makes your lung capacity grow. I'm
going to say that from now on. But Scary, I
dropped out right before you did, so I was in
fourth place in the summertime. I'll hold my breath so
long on the bottom that I pool. The kids will
(05:55):
poke me to make sure I'm not dead. I'll try
to fool them in tone. You were in eating for
this day and didn't even know that, you know, because
that's that's my quiet, happy place. I just go to
the bottom of the pool there as long as I
can drown. It was peaceful down there. I got a question,
were we in harmony with did you know? It started
(06:15):
out sounding kind of okay. I was like maybe for
like a half a second week, this a little choking, Yes,
they had. I think I was out first. I'm like,
I can't. All right, now, what are we doing? Time
to go home? I think that was enough that we
have to hold it for fifteen minutes. I gotta go.
I'm I'm the lunch lady today at my kids school.
(06:37):
What do you do? You have to put on a
hairnet and dish out chicken fingers? Hold up your your arm?
Do you have the like the little lab because you
gotta have that? I have it? Um No, really, you're
you're a lunch lady today? Well, yeah, everybody volunteers and
it's my turn. So but I kind of like it
because my my son will get some extra chicken fingers
(06:58):
and catch up like he's a ketchup it and normally
during during the week he doesn't get as much ketchup
as he really needs for his chicken fingers, So I
like sneak him some chicken chicken fingers and and catch
up and he's like, thanks Dad, Hey Brody, we got
dunk in today for breakfast. And they sent over a
mountain of hinds ketchup packs. Oh save those from me, please.
There's no one who's more aroused by ketchup and it
(07:21):
must be Hines Ketchup. He has a poster of Hinz Ketchup.
That's right, I do. Hey, I have a I have
a food serving question since Garrett's gonna be serving food today,
and I wanted to know if you what you guys
would have done in this situation, if I could ask um.
I was driving it in a town I'm not familiar with,
and I was looking for a pizza place and I
want to yelp, and I found a pizza place that
had a good review, so I I pulled over and
(07:43):
I went in and it was a little place and
they only served like regular slices that's all I had.
And the guy I ordered two slices, and the guy
I told him I wanted to go in a box.
He threw the slices in and he he took the
wax paper and he put it in the box. And
I was fine. And the next person that came in
asked for couple of slices to go, and the guy
went like this, licked his fingers, took to pop up,
(08:05):
put it in the box, and then took the slices
with his hands. He just licked, put his slices in
and so I made sure. I watched in the oven
which ones are my slices? So I didn't get the
saliva slices. But the the woman who got the slices,
she saw him do it, but she still took the slices.
So my question is, would you have eaten no slices
(08:26):
since they were in the oven if you licked his
fingers and the wax paper and he touched the pizza. Now,
if he's touching the pizza with his licking fingers, yeah,
I don't think I would do that pizza oven, that
pizza oven, your finger liquor. Yeah, but I don't touch.
I don't touch people's pizza and then serve it to them.
(08:47):
And I'm sure he did much other many other things.
You put the pizza in the crematorium. It is hot,
but if he's licking his finger to get the wax paper,
you're not cooking that wax paper. So it's just ruddy.
That was So did you consider saying something to the woman.
I'm pretty sure she noticed it, but it wasn't like
(09:07):
it was one of those things where she looked but
she wasn't paying attention. You know, I couldn't really look
over her and say, you know, he just licked because
at the counter, but he licks his finger and then
you don't think you see people doing you don't think
about what. And plus you know he probably dipped his
balls in the sauce in the back. What is Everybody
doesn't stick their balls and things the coffee machine Pizza
(09:31):
Scutts convinced guys are putting their balls and everything wrong.
That's why I won't use Andrew's curing that he brought in.
He's not wrong. Chol from his house, I don't know,
doesn't do things like that. He's classic. I would never
put my balls in a curing. What Andrew? You know
(09:54):
what brings it up because he's the one who does
this exactly. I just know that one ball would fit
comfortably in little thing that would fit comfortably. I have
a question for Andrew, thank you, And the bottom of that, yeah,
Andrew a question from Dave Brody. So the way he
said it, he's like, I would never put my balls
(10:16):
in a curing. As if that was would you put
your balls in an espresso machine? It depends on what
brand espressos. That's the brand. Those are nice capsules are
literally can't his balls have standards? I put my balls
in Mr Coffee. I bet you did well. That was
his name. Afterwards, all right, I've done no take it
(10:43):
from here for four minutes. That's the one topic we
can never do on this show because I would actually
like to know if somebody's actually put their balls in
a curing machine, a coffee machine in a hotel on
a curtain. Do I work to the guy on one
at a time at a time talking Scott, there was
(11:04):
that show on Fox many years ago. I was like
hidden camera like BS hidden camera from an office and
some guy put his dick in a coffee pot at work,
but didn't he pee in the coffee pot? Two? Another one, Yeah,
he's arrested. Actually sorry. I worked with a guy in
high school that was getting let go from his job.
So he did put some masturbatory fluid into the pizza
(11:26):
sauce into the giant vat at pizza sauce and then
they made pizzas and yeah it happened. That's so stupid
because the people that are getting the pizza sauce didn't fire. Yeah, yeah,
I agree with you, but it happens. Probably wanted those
people to get sick and then the restaurant to get
screwed right now? Are we done? Aren't you? Don't you
(11:48):
wish we would have ended? For minutes? Nate? Can we
talk about Scary when he ate penas Salad, our former
co worker, that was on purpose though he put his
penis in the He's a salad, took video of it
and then gave it to Scary. He gave it, but
he didn't know his penis. Sella doesn't make it, doesn't
(12:08):
make penis. It doesn't make the intend that you don't
know doesn't make it any less penis. Now, does that
mean you had sexual relations with the person who put
the penis in? That means someone someone stirred his sealard
with her dick. Have you anybody's through with your penis?
(12:30):
I'm not going to tell this gruntled coworker at the
Bagel notch on Staten Island when I was a teenager
on what they did because I found out and I
wanted to report them to the authority. What you just said.
The name of the establishment, it doesn't exist anymore. They
went out of business. I wonder why you wonder how
those bagels get those holes in the middle. Well, I
(12:51):
used to work in a man made pound pounding those
in What's that? Brody Scary told me a story when
he used to work in the hatering hall that if
they dropped the meat on the floor, they would pick
it up and make stew out of it, or something like, okay,
that's over to someone water. Oh, then it's okay. All
(13:14):
of the dick and balls talk just makes me think
women owned businesses are superior, yes, because they don't rub
their COUCHI on anything ever. Yeah, okay, now are we done?
You gave me for a gift? Did you rub? Brandon?
Did absolutely? Tea bag all the colors? And if you didn't, no,
(13:35):
of course not. I just gave it love. Ye, We're done.
This is the worst podcast The fifteen Minute Morning Show.
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Elvis Presents Minute Morning Show. It's a fifteen minute
morning show podcast. Here we go, Yeah, Rody and Danielle
and there's Straighten, Nate and Garrett and Scotty b and
(00:26):
there's Gandhi and Froggy and Scary scary cameras on York Today.
He doesn't want us to see boot an unflattering angle
from Scary and you've been gone in the background by
some people. Okay, you're confused. We have turned your camera.
I don't want to be I don't want you that
closed it before. I think I'm already getting sick thinking
(00:46):
about you. I don't want you so close to me.
Look at you. You don't look too people look bad.
That's the worst angle ever. Well take it up a
little bit so you get a little less tipped. If
you're listening to this, probably cast you don't. We're looking
are you standing? Like? What do you do with your tin?
They're sucking in your chin. That's good. Looks looking good.
(01:11):
We're all looking good. Let's be let's move on. What
do you want to do? So Garrett wants to do
the stupid thing you call it to I call it fun.
It's a game that he will play. He he is
destined to win because he's a swimmer and he has
huge lungs. I'm going to sit out of the game.
Elvis Brody, I know you're up late. Did you watch
fallon two nights ago? Uh know, but I have it
(01:34):
on DVR? John Cena on all right. And then they
did a contest who could hold the note the longest,
and Jimmy fellon one. So Garrett wants to play that.
He wants to compete against us to see who could
hold a note the longest. The thing is he's a swimmer. Yeah,
give him a five second penalty, all right, Yeah, I'll
take a five second You know I had five seconds.
I'll take When the last time you swam? Yeah, that's
(01:57):
also time you went swimming like head of swimming, probably
about a couple of couple of years. Oh, you're a
competitive swim. Since we've known you, I've learned used to
compete and swim. I did so. Yeah, raised his kids
in the flat. No, but he used always said he'd
come over and teach my kids how to swim because
(02:18):
he has a swimming background. You didn't know, I mean
up until college. The college is when I said, you know,
I can't do this competitively because the coach in college said,
here is your your swimsuit, here's your swim cap. And
I go, how long am I going to be here
at practice? He goes, probably longer than you'll be in
your dorm room or at school. And I said thank you,
but no, thank you? Alright, So back to this holding
(02:39):
a note? Do you like this idea? Gandhi? Oh? I
want to see who can do it. I I'm put
my money on Danielle. I don't know. I think she
can do this. I think Scary could do it. B Brodi,
how you doing with your lung control? I'm pretty good.
I sing uh, having metal songs in my car all
the time. I'm okay. Deaf leard deaf held some notes?
There is a dark us in the room, h Andrew.
(03:01):
I think Andrew has a secret talent of holding a
note that no one else skilled. I don't see him
in the podcast room, so he doesn't count. You can
you can have this microphone? Because I can't even sing
a note, let alone hold a note? Can we hum
a note? Like? No? No, you, Let's give it a try.
Let's give it. How do we work this? All right?
So you got you gotta play the beginning of the
song and then first person can go all time them
(03:24):
and see how long you can hold it. Do it
at the same time. See the last person is the
person going alright? How I got to stand up for
the right? Yeah, get out of here. I'm an asthmatic
with a hard condition. Can I sit this one out? No?
I don't have a stroke on us. Every can do it.
You can do it. All the more reason you should
(03:45):
do it. Can you do it? I'll try. Don't cheat
and like take a like everybody to do it. You
might not. I don't think I can do this to
breast all right down? Okay, exhale inhale go, I don't
(04:27):
know it's fun. You're still you cheated? Where's cheer? Scotty? Me?
(04:50):
You did not? Did you really do that? How did
you DoD Brodie? I didn't do well because you guys
started and I was like, well, I didn't have to
get blast. It was one of those dumb gas Scotty. Honestly,
did you do a quick what? I would accurately give
(05:11):
it on what? Okay? Yeah, you're run I did it.
Your job I'm sweating. I'm sweating, but I did apparently
deep throat in those bananas. Yeah, that routed out some
extra space in your lung. That's a deep. That's a deep.
Came in a second place. Scary, scarier right there, a
(05:34):
little advantage kind of. I think smokers might be able
to do things with their lungs differently. I know the
people to breathe all that well, but I think I
can smoke marijuana. Smoke makes your lung capacity grow. I'm
going to say that from now on. But Scary, I
dropped out right before you did, so I was in
fourth place in the summertime. I'll hold my breath so
long on the bottom that I pool. The kids will
(05:55):
poke me to make sure I'm not dead. I'll try
to fool them in tone. You were in eating for
this day and didn't even know that, you know, because
that's that's my quiet, happy place. I just go to
the bottom of the pool there as long as I
can drown. It was peaceful down there. I got a question,
were we in harmony with did you know? It started
(06:15):
out sounding kind of okay. I was like maybe for
like a half a second week, this a little choking, Yes,
they had. I think I was out first. I'm like,
I can't. All right, now, what are we doing? Time
to go home? I think that was enough that we
have to hold it for fifteen minutes. I gotta go.
I'm I'm the lunch lady today at my kids school.
(06:37):
What do you do? You have to put on a
hairnet and dish out chicken fingers? Hold up your your arm?
Do you have the like the little lab because you
gotta have that? I have it? Um No, really, you're
you're a lunch lady today? Well, yeah, everybody volunteers and
it's my turn. So but I kind of like it
because my my son will get some extra chicken fingers
(06:58):
and catch up like he's a ketchup it and normally
during during the week he doesn't get as much ketchup
as he really needs for his chicken fingers, So I
like sneak him some chicken chicken fingers and and catch
up and he's like, thanks Dad, Hey Brody, we got
dunk in today for breakfast. And they sent over a
mountain of hinds ketchup packs. Oh save those from me, please.
There's no one who's more aroused by ketchup and it
(07:21):
must be Hines Ketchup. He has a poster of Hinz Ketchup.
That's right, I do. Hey, I have a I have
a food serving question since Garrett's gonna be serving food today,
and I wanted to know if you what you guys
would have done in this situation, if I could ask um.
I was driving it in a town I'm not familiar with,
and I was looking for a pizza place and I
want to yelp, and I found a pizza place that
had a good review, so I I pulled over and
(07:43):
I went in and it was a little place and
they only served like regular slices that's all I had.
And the guy I ordered two slices, and the guy
I told him I wanted to go in a box.
He threw the slices in and he he took the
wax paper and he put it in the box. And
I was fine. And the next person that came in
asked for couple of slices to go, and the guy
went like this, licked his fingers, took to pop up,
(08:05):
put it in the box, and then took the slices
with his hands. He just licked, put his slices in
and so I made sure. I watched in the oven
which ones are my slices? So I didn't get the
saliva slices. But the the woman who got the slices,
she saw him do it, but she still took the slices.
So my question is, would you have eaten no slices
(08:26):
since they were in the oven if you licked his
fingers and the wax paper and he touched the pizza. Now,
if he's touching the pizza with his licking fingers, yeah,
I don't think I would do that pizza oven, that
pizza oven, your finger liquor. Yeah, but I don't touch.
I don't touch people's pizza and then serve it to them.
(08:47):
And I'm sure he did much other many other things.
You put the pizza in the crematorium. It is hot,
but if he's licking his finger to get the wax paper,
you're not cooking that wax paper. So it's just ruddy.
That was So did you consider saying something to the woman.
I'm pretty sure she noticed it, but it wasn't like
(09:07):
it was one of those things where she looked but
she wasn't paying attention. You know, I couldn't really look
over her and say, you know, he just licked because
at the counter, but he licks his finger and then
you don't think you see people doing you don't think
about what. And plus you know he probably dipped his
balls in the sauce in the back. What is Everybody
doesn't stick their balls and things the coffee machine Pizza
(09:31):
Scutts convinced guys are putting their balls and everything wrong.
That's why I won't use Andrew's curing that he brought in.
He's not wrong. Chol from his house, I don't know,
doesn't do things like that. He's classic. I would never
put my balls in a curing. What Andrew? You know
(09:54):
what brings it up because he's the one who does
this exactly. I just know that one ball would fit
comfortably in little thing that would fit comfortably. I have
a question for Andrew, thank you, And the bottom of that, yeah,
Andrew a question from Dave Brody. So the way he
said it, he's like, I would never put my balls
(10:16):
in a curing. As if that was would you put
your balls in an espresso machine? It depends on what
brand espressos. That's the brand. Those are nice capsules are
literally can't his balls have standards? I put my balls
in Mr Coffee. I bet you did well. That was
his name. Afterwards, all right, I've done no take it
(10:43):
from here for four minutes. That's the one topic we
can never do on this show because I would actually
like to know if somebody's actually put their balls in
a curing machine, a coffee machine in a hotel on
a curtain. Do I work to the guy on one
at a time at a time talking Scott, there was
(11:04):
that show on Fox many years ago. I was like
hidden camera like BS hidden camera from an office and
some guy put his dick in a coffee pot at work,
but didn't he pee in the coffee pot? Two? Another one, Yeah,
he's arrested. Actually sorry. I worked with a guy in
high school that was getting let go from his job.
So he did put some masturbatory fluid into the pizza
(11:26):
sauce into the giant vat at pizza sauce and then
they made pizzas and yeah it happened. That's so stupid
because the people that are getting the pizza sauce didn't fire. Yeah, yeah,
I agree with you, but it happens. Probably wanted those
people to get sick and then the restaurant to get
screwed right now? Are we done? Aren't you? Don't you
(11:48):
wish we would have ended? For minutes? Nate? Can we
talk about Scary when he ate penas Salad, our former
co worker, that was on purpose though he put his
penis in the He's a salad, took video of it
and then gave it to Scary. He gave it, but
he didn't know his penis. Sella doesn't make it, doesn't
(12:08):
make penis. It doesn't make the intend that you don't
know doesn't make it any less penis. Now, does that
mean you had sexual relations with the person who put
the penis in? That means someone someone stirred his sealard
with her dick. Have you anybody's through with your penis?
(12:30):
I'm not going to tell this gruntled coworker at the
Bagel notch on Staten Island when I was a teenager
on what they did because I found out and I
wanted to report them to the authority. What you just said.
The name of the establishment, it doesn't exist anymore. They
went out of business. I wonder why you wonder how
those bagels get those holes in the middle. Well, I
(12:51):
used to work in a man made pound pounding those
in What's that? Brody Scary told me a story when
he used to work in the hatering hall that if
they dropped the meat on the floor, they would pick
it up and make stew out of it, or something like, okay,
that's over to someone water. Oh, then it's okay. All
(13:14):
of the dick and balls talk just makes me think
women owned businesses are superior, yes, because they don't rub
their COUCHI on anything ever. Yeah, okay, now are we done?
You gave me for a gift? Did you rub? Brandon?
Did absolutely? Tea bag all the colors? And if you didn't, no,
(13:35):
of course not. I just gave it love. Ye, We're done.
This is the worst podcast The fifteen Minute Morning Show.
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