Microwaves and Underwear

What type of person are you that leaves 3 seconds on the microwave??

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast phone?
Elvis represents minute Morning Show. All right to fifteen minute
morning show podcast. I don't know what. Welcome good to

(00:29):
see what? Uh? So here we go. There's a Gandhi,
and there's Garrett and Scotty B and there's a straight
Nate and Scotty. Where is my naked shirt? And there's
got just say Gandhi already Danielle and uh? I think
I got it? When did I get everyone? Hey? Brody,
Hey Brody, good morning. You sound great. Your microphone is

(00:51):
sounding better than ever today. Know what it is? Remember
we had some Mike issues. It sounds fantastic to whatever
you did. Yes, by the way, I know you're not
here in the studio, but there's some scissors in here
that have Dave Brody written on them. Is it just me?

(01:22):
I can't hear. I can't hear Brody. No, I can't
hear the complemented him on his working Yes, that was
a joke. I thought we were playing a joke on him,
and like you were all in on it, and like
it Mike sucks a night? Can you hi? Hello? Everybody?

(01:45):
Hold on, we don't have time for a fifteen minute
morning show podcast to keep going. It's funny. We all
thought it was a joke. If we keep going, now
we'll happen. Okay, we'll keep going. I'm not going to
retell the story, guys, you can just watch keep going,
all right, So we're going to continue. So you just
watched to totally melt held down. It's so funny though,

(02:06):
right away we all think it's a joke. By you
put your name on your scissors, so no one was
stealing them from your desk yet off your desk and
they're in here, so it didn't work. Well. It proves
my point though, because you knew they would mine. Had
I not had my name on the scissors, they'd be
floating around. I'd never get them back. The best part though,
is the scissors are sitting in a cup directly in
front of where Brody would normally sit. And he's like,

(02:28):
I've been looking for a year and a half one
you're not looking that hard too, he said, when you
go put them back on my desk, why for what?
They're right there in front of you. Okay, in my defense,
I've I've only been in the studio four times in
the past year and a half. So that's why I
haven't found them. Okay, Okay, I don't think that helps
your case a lot. All right, So we have some

(02:48):
issues here, We have issues. Um Scotty be ripped his underwear. Yes,
I've bent over in the bathroom and I just up
and the whole ass of my underwear is ripped open.
The ass whole of your underwear. The whole ass of
my underwear is ripped open. Can we see it? Can

(03:10):
you show the world? Can I? Yeah? Just don't show
them your your chocolate and Starfishly does this mean that
your underwear was too tight on? You know? Can you
see it? Just give a little preview? See that a boxers?

(03:31):
Your boxers. But here, look, I don't know why. But
in the cold, I wear boxers. I don't know what
it's really cold. I wear box like they're a little
more loose than normal underwear. So how how do you
My jeans are tight? It doesn't matter it's pushed up
against it doesn't matter what I'm wearing. It's just I
need cloth in between my jeans and my skin. Now
I don't have any. But I don't understand why. What's

(03:58):
your question, Nate? What is my question? Yes? Back to.
I can believe I'm the one that the old guy
who has no memory is the only one that has
a memory today. Okay, So I went to go heat
up my coffee this morning, and I go to place
my cup in the microwave, and I I had to
clear it because somebody left two seconds on the thing.

(04:20):
Why do you leave two seconds on there? Just hit
the clear button if you and what two seconds? That's nothing?
Let it for two more seconds. This courteous to everybody
that uses that communal microwave. I don't care if you
do it. I don't care. You shouldn't have to. It's
an extra move. You shouldn't have to make it the
same as leaving the curry pot in the curry when

(04:40):
you're done with it. Then finished the finished your second.
I have an issue with that. But okay, So Gandhi
and I have theories as to why people leave time
on the I want to hear it. I think you
don't have mine, what's yours? Well, but I want to
steal it. If it's yours too, you can't be okay,
So me every now and then, if I'm like home

(05:02):
with my parents or even if I'm at the boyfriend's house.
Sometimes stoners wake up in the middle of night and
you're hungry and you have to go heat something up
in the microwave. If you let it go all the
way to the end and it gives off those four beeps,
it's just more noise in the house. So I stop
it before it gets there. Then I eat my food
and I go on my head. I never thought of that,

(05:22):
but that's a good idea because I do that too
when I don't want people knowing I'm eating, speak eating.
I don't want what are you eating? Yeah, exactly, so
you okay, mind a little more cerebral. So if look,
I know my microwave. I know if I push thirty seconds,
I can feel it's ready, like seven. I'm not gonna

(05:46):
take it to thirty just to run the time around
to overcook it. My my My point is I want
the food to be perfect. So therefore I stop at
seven because I feel it's time to stop it right.
Clear it. I'm like, why should I clear it? It It
doesn't matter. It's just it's a digital piece of equimal
because it's any more electricity. If it is a three
on it, it's not. It's part of your session. There's

(06:09):
a clock on that microwave usually, so that clock is
serving another purpose. But when you leave your three seconds
on there, it's always O three o'clock. It's like, no,
that's our job to clear it. You're completed clear it.
Like my kids do this all the time in the house,
and I'm like, okay, big deal. So I just pushed

(06:29):
clear to second. Danielle, It takes a second to put
the toilet seat down, but I bet you can plain
when it's left up. Now. They don't. They don't do
that in my house. My cousin, like Danielle, When drying
your clothes and you leave all the stuff in the
lent trap, you don't clear the lint trap right away?
Oh you should. Person's fire fire has I know, but

(06:55):
if okay, look do you I always check the lint
trap and there's no letter there, great if there is,
I just take it out, nice, easy, simple two seconds.
Can we get back then? Elvis is intuitive with his microwave,
are you like? Look to be honest, I love cooking,

(07:15):
and cooking with a microwave isn't my favorite thing. But
if I'm warming something up, you just kind of know, okay,
I think it could be. I don't want to over
microwave it, okay, because it ruins the food. And so
I just kind of know if it's it's like I
should turn off now. So if you knew, then why
did't you set it to that time to begin theory?

(07:38):
I'm sorry? What's that, Karen? Like if you said something
for a minute thirty and you stop it with ten
seconds left, like at the end of the day, what's
that ten seconds gonna? Ten seconds can obliterate absolutely if
the directions at a minute thirty, but you feel at
a minute minute, you know, if it says directions, I'm
not talking about directions, I'm talking no, No No, I'm just

(08:00):
I'm not talking about directions. If it says a minute thirty,
I do a minute thirty, okay. No. If it's just
me warming it less like enchiladas, I know, and I
can even see the bubbling and it's time to take
it out. I got left, and you'd rather do less
than more because you can always put it back in
like I'd like to taste and go. Okay, now weaves
a couple more scents, Daniel. I don't know if you're
not were compatible in many levels, but on the microwave level,

(08:21):
you and I are together, you and me and Gandhi.
Heard you say something a second ago. I don't remember. Now.
I'm kind of the same way as you also. But
but my thing is I only pressed the thirty button.
I'll never put a time in so two minutest seconds
and I'll do it for three minutes, and then I'll
just do that too. I'll git it five times. Oh

(08:43):
my god, I will never enter a time ever? Am
I the only one who enters random digits and doesn't
do anything on the even numbers? I just do like
seven seven. I don't care if you can and if
it's if it's bubble, you turn it off at one
four four? Who cares? Right exactly? Who cares? Why do

(09:04):
you have to have this order in your life? It's
it's an it's a no, it's not. It's just that
that the curious this session of using the microwave is
leaving it the way you found it. I was always
told to leave something the way you found it, or
better if you if your food gets all over the microwave,
you should wipe it down, because I will well, that
takes more fucking effort than pushing clear and not come off.

(09:29):
It's just it's a digital counter. It has no brain,
it has no heart, it has no sir. I'm gonna
use your car. And when I'm done, I'm just talking
to close the door. I'm just gonna get out more
ash all over here. Nate used to borrow my truck
all the time, and he would leave it empty and dirty.
I did that. I admit I gave you in my house.

(09:50):
I'm not gonna put the vacum away. I'm just gonna
leave it the middle of the four because I'm gonna
use that. What it takes to shut it off. That's it, right?
And why can't you do that? Time? Clear? Gotta be quiet.
There are so many things wrong with this world. If
that's what's bothering you. Seriously, if you want to walk

(10:14):
from your couch to the fridge, you don't do it
one step, one at a time. This is the very
first step of of clearing my irritation. What's that I
don't remember? Are you okay? Yeah? I don't. I gotta
get it out. If I don't get it out, you
guys like I went to Garrett, we gotta go, we
gotta go. This has been the worst fifteen minute morning

(10:36):
show podcast ever. What do we talk about It started
with a speed bump, but it ended on a high.
There's no one high here here. Sorry, our apologies. Probably
you're lazy. The fifteen Minute Morning Show