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What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone presents minute morning show. Hey, it's a fifteen minute
morning show podcast. Hi. There's Garrett, there's Brody and the Den,
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and there's Scotty b. Danielle had to go take phone call.
So we're looking at her sugar skulls? Did she steal
those from your wedding? She stole everything else? She did
so much, she stole everything. There's Nate, and there's Gandhi,
and there's Froggy and there's Scary. Hi. All right, I've
done my job. Go ahead, you know what I what
do you miss? You know what I missed? When it
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was Wednesday? And Elvis used to ask Froggy, Hey, Froggy,
what day is today? And Froggy would say, why did
you stop Froggy from doing that? Did you just get
He was annoyed by it. No, I thought I was entertained.
The first five hundred times. He did it right, and
it was a pop culture thing of the moment, that moment,
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no moment before you see me, before you got here.
I also used to do very nice and he liked
that as well for the first five hundred times, but
then after he was quoting a line from Boat two
years after Boat came out. When do you put the
pop culture reference to bed? Like? When is it done?
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Any pop culture reference? Says the guy with a swimmer haircut.
I feel like none of them are done. Everything just
comes right back on. Okay, well, I think with Froggy
to the other thing, was he sounded like the camel
in the commercial? Yeah? Right, pitch perfectly. All right, Okay,
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that's all. I Shall we talk about New Year's resolutions
or did anybody even make them that? Do people still
do that? I don't know. My favorite meme is that
I saw it said already fucked up is going to
be awesome. It's gonna be I think people think that
they want to do something, but they just nobody sticks
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to it. But I thought that I wanted to eat
better this year, but I haven't done that yet. So
you're you're you're a different person for nine days and
then you're back. Hey, can we talk about a scandal
that's going on in the background. We played the family
Feud today and Nate brought in a question with answers.
They were totally fabricated about what stripper, what stripper, stripper
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touched their toes within the stripper exercise class. He never
that wasn't even a thing. He made all those answers up. Okay,
if you believe for a second that all of the
questions on Steve Harvey's version of family Feud actually have
answers from people that are saying those things, then you've
got another thing. Come no, no, no, no, no no
of art and they stand there and they really take
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responses from tourists, and the top five answers are on
the board of those responses, and the numbers of how
many people said that are next to the answer. If
you ask a hundred people the same question, you're gonna
get probably fifty five answers. So you have to have
a multiple choice. And then what's happening is the writers
put together a funny multiple choice and then the people
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on Hollywood Boulevard answer a B C D E. But
you didn't even go to Hollywood Boulevard. You you came
up with a bogus question, and you gave the answers
in the order you thought it would be resolution family feud.
You start talking about boobs, well, some thing frog you
would do, and like the first answer, So the first
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answer was with their hands that's not even kind of creative.
It's stripper class. They're supposed to touch their toes with something.
All right, well, do you want to go to the
tiebreaker category that I have right now? This one? Actually
I went and let's play the field. By the way,
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that was very quick to let us know he didn't
write okay, they couldn't hear the same families. And then
the tripper class thing was a little more fun, but
it wasn't real. It was it's entertaining. All right, here
we go totlet tiebreaker round and uh, hold a hundred
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squirrels for this question? Name names something squirrel might get
in a fight with if it tried to take his nuts?
You made up question. I went out and I asked
a hundred squirrels what they fought with? So names something
a squirrel might get in a fight with if it
tried to take his nuts. Danielle like another animal type
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answer like that raccoon number for answer so much bigger,
doesn't mean he's gonna win. What about another squirrel? Let's yes,
another squirrel season here? What about what about the Planter's
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nut company? Mr Peanuts? I can see Mr Squirrel and
Mr Peanut getting into a fight without monocole? What about
a person, patten caane a person? How about a dog?
Let's call a dog a chipmunk, sunk, a shark? What
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are we meaning? Every fucking animal in the in the
you guys are missing the most obvious elephants an elephant?
Elephants love peanuts. Yes, a snake, a snake, a water
bug looking in your yar? Elephants love peanuts. I know.
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Did he think being a dragon we save bird? Did
somebody say top four answers? There you go, birds, chip,
monk and erect move. I was gonna say tree, They're
supposed to be fun. Come on, guys, did you make
those up? All of those? That's the one I found
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somewhere where you tell us where you found up? Okay,
I'm going to go there now you found up? I
don't believe. By the way, speaking of Steve Harvey, that
Judge Steve Harvey show wasn't awful. I watched it last night.
It was it was okay. And wait, what were you
saying that some town somewhere gave him? Is he is
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he a judge or I don't know, like the jurisdiction
he's in just signed a paper and said yeah, you're honorary.
Just be just saying yeah, I have a verdict. I
think it's that though, Scotty too, because it's just like
you can become a minister to over a wedding ceremony,
just like Nate, you know, Elvis, you could become a judge,
like you could have your own show. I'm judging you,
all right, But do those judgments actually count against the
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people or is it like people where technically we weren't
on People's Court one time. It's a game show. The
technically game shows, so it's a prize that you're winning.
So I don't think people to pay. I watched, they don't.
I watched the end. If you read the end credits,
it tells you exactly what happens. So like, if the
maximum amount that you could see somebody for in New
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York is five thousand dollars, and they have a pot
of five thousand dollars, and if the plaintiff wins all
of their claim and they claimed five thousand dollars, they
get all of it. But if they only made a
claim for they'll get there and then they split what's
left of it. It's not People's Court. I'm sorry, pardon me, Froggy.
What were we gonna say that? I was on the
Judge Joe Brown Show. Uh, and it was the same
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thing on the Judge. Where's this audio? How have we've
never I'm sure it's out there. I was on the
Judge Joe Brown Show years ago and we lost and
when we were leaving on Mi Michael, we're gonna do
now we owe this stupid it. But we didn't we
In fact, it was part of the thing and they
just it's all it's all for TV show purposes. That's
what it's saying about this too. It's saying that he
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is not legally a judge. But just like on shows
like Judge Judy, Uh, it's going to be the same thing.
If you lose or win, it doesn't matter. Everybody gets paid.
You don't have to pay out a pocket. They take
care of you. Given me ship mean, well, Steve Harvey's
banging a gabble. Can I go back to why Froggy
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was on Judge Joe Brown? What did you do? So?
I worked for this guy who the guy I told
you earlier on the show was a total jackass and
he threw our He went in our office, our morning
show office, and he took our radio boom box that
we had paid for with our own money. He threw
it on the ground and smashed it because there was
something on the air he didn't like. So when he did,
I said you have to buy some new boom box,
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and he did not. Well. Then we sued him for
the boom box purposes and the Judge Joe Brown Show
picked it up, and we flew all the way to California,
and sure enough they found that he was guilty, not
us for smashing our boombox. But it's those are all
bus anyways, forty boom box. It was more than that.
It's a principal in small claims court. It is always
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a pretty can't go smashing my ship because you don't
like what somebody else said about you on the radio.
That doesn't work that way exactly, Thank you. The next
time I smashed the microwave oven, but it was my microwave.
To see yourself at that point, you can play the
planet and independent, not a new one. Like the time
you smashed your baritone horn. Remember that, Yes, it's my
baritone horn. I could smash it, Oh my gosh. When
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we were on that show that Judge show, I was
so pregnant. Yeah, I look back at the footage now,
I'm like, so she'll basically Carolina who used to be
on our show. She sued me on the People's Court
because I threw a roll of toilet I saw that
episode they re ran it out too long ago, and
I was like, what the hell I know these people
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and destroyed her MacBook and it was it was you
through toilet paper, through toilet paper. But it wasn't at her,
it was to help. It was, you know, whatever point
is at the by the way, spoiler, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hold on, why were you throwing toilet paper? You haven't
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answered the question I was. I threw a roll of
bounty paper towels, actually paper towels, I don't know, because
we got free paper towels. The whole case came in.
I'm like, here you go, and I threw them and
she wasn't looking, and I destroyed her laptop because the
bottle of water fell over. And all I will say
is I got sued and I lost. And it was
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Judge Christine, Judge Million, whoever she was, she was, that's
not your name, And it was actually embarrassing to lose.
But at the end of the day they did a
little wink wink, and they said, you don't have to
pay your off the hook. We're gonna pay both the
plaintiff and the defendant. Should we take Scotty onto the
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people's court and somebody sue him because he broke that
computer after Diamond scared him, don't get it paid. Did
I take that because that was mine and I want
I want reimburse and then we'll get to the bottom
of it. Actually, here you use. You threw my very
expensive computer onto the ground and never once said I'm sorry.
No one ever said I'm sorry. Yes I did. I
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texted you, I'll go look at you went for You
went for a text. I'm sorry. That's like a phone
that's a phone call. That's a face to face, a
public apology. It maybe an in person visit. But by
the way, it's scary there it is, Scotty. This is
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your chance to do it on camera record your it
wouldn't be genuine right now, Then to the people's court.
Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. I texted
you I'm sorry and then you end up calling me.
I was on the toilet, I remember I answered on
the toilet and said, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean
to do that. I'm so sorry. And I was on
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an apology that you were talking to me on the toilet. Yes,
oh my god, you talk to me on the toilet too,
when we were in the grocery store on your phone.
That doesn't count. He had to call you for the apology, Scotty.
I mean the many levels here. I mean it's it's
obvious you very rarely answered the phone on the toilet
unless it's incredibly important. Who here, Scotty, Who here in
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the room would you answer the toilet for? We already
know Elvis like being on the toilet, Who would you
answer the phone for? That's it. No, you answered for
me too. Well, there was something going on that I
needed to talk to you about while you were shifting. Yes,
you know what, Scott, I don't believe you. I think
if I called you on the toilet, you would answer
just to tell me you were on the toilet and
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then hang up. You're a little bit different, I might.
So now we've got three people a little bit different.
You see, during the course of the day, the only
time I ever hear from Alex he calls me when
he's on the toilet and bloodies at work. Hey, what
are you doing? I'm on the toilet. Why are you
on the toilet when you're not? There's gonna be other
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times when you're not on the toilet. You can call me.
I could tell like I hear the echo in the room,
and people are like, how do you know? How do
you know? I'm like, I hear the echo. It's a
very obvious echo that you're in the bathroom right now.
I don't know what you're doing, but you're in the bathroom.
How do we do it on time? They're frog, Oh,
we gotta you can be done in the whenever you want,
because sometimes in the zoom room and we hear an echo,
I just assume we're all in the bathroom, right Okay,
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Hey to Elvis tomorrow. Can you be the judge? Can
we can we get like listeners that have problems and
then you could be the judge, like Steve Harvey. Well,
I've been the judge on this show many times. Judge them. Also,
we all get to judge. That's fun, but we don't
we're not going to pay for their stuff. I used
to bring my is it you visit them? To you
guys when it was Lisa. But you people just always
take least aside and tell me I'm wrong in a
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piece of ships because you're always wrong. To be fair,
that's not true. I was. I sided with you several times. Froggy,
that's not that's not very fair. Statement has been one time. Alright,
well the steam is gone. Can we get out of here? Yeah?
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