December 30, 2021 • 16 mins
How did we do without Elvis today, Monkeys at weddings AND our friend Wax stops by!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show? Okay, so,
how do you guys think we did on the Big
show tonight? It did well, It's all good. Yeah. I
feel like it went by quickly, which is always a
(00:23):
good sign because when it's terrible it oh yeah, always improvement. Uh,
when it's a when it's a long feeling day. Other
people feel that too, Like I felt like today flew by,
But there's other days where it's you look at your
watching oh my god, it's still. Everybody else feels that too.
(00:44):
Is that like the earth like slowing down or something.
I don't know. I kind of I know this is
gonna sound really stupid, but when things are dragging, I
sort of enjoy it because then I just think like, oh,
I get to spend extra time. I know it's not
extra time, but I'm enjoying the time with the people
that I'm with right now. So that's okay. I don't
like it when it flies by. It's going too fast. Yeah,
(01:06):
but but I think of food by quickly for you night,
especially hosting the show. But you're also kind of doing
your other job too, so you're kind of spinning two
plates at once as opposed to just doing your your
normal day to day stuff. Yeah, I guess, I don't know.
I'm tired you guys host this. Okay, let's see the
text message about the tattoo that just came in. Let's
(01:27):
say she says that's scary. No no, no, continue because
I was actually pulling up the story. But go for it.
It says DJ Will from St. Louis Radio three got
a tattoo with a job logo I guess the station logo,
and then was laid off a week later. Oh wait, scary?
Is that what you sent me this weekend? You sent
us this weekend pretty much w I L FM, that's
(01:51):
two point three FM country. Uh. Mason Schrader got a
tattoo of the w I L logo on his arm,
so we showed we Shaw the picture of that, and
I gotta say, that is a really dumb fucking movie.
How long was he at the station before he got
the tattoo? Like coming, how long has he been working? Well,
apparently he was one half of the morning drive show
(02:12):
Mason and Remy, Right, he was, and he was I'll
see you know about this frog? Yeah, I knew he
was one half of the morning drive show. I don't
know how long he had been there, but it was
totally unseen that this happened, Like he didn't foresee it coming.
It's not a case of where you know, radio stations
have T shirts with the logo, just wear the T shirt, right.
Froggy who was the guy who was a guy on
(02:33):
the Dolphins Miami Dolphins, got a giant Dolphins tattooed on
his back within the Miami Dolphins logo and then got traded. Yeah, yeah,
that happened. Yes, I don't cover it up, and having
reconfigured to whatever the team was, he got traded. Tattoo
Bob never gets a job here. Oh yeah, he got
the tattoo before he worked there. So yeah, well, tattooing
(02:56):
certain things on your body's the kiss of death. Like
like if you're with someone and then you tattoo their name,
like and you're just dating them, sometimes I feel like
all of a sudden you break up, Like I don't know, like, yeah,
it's so weird to me, Like I feel like that.
I mean, maybe I just notice it more, but I
feel like there's so many stories like did you see
that guy that had the tattoo of Sarah like around
his neck? And they obviously broke up because then he
(03:18):
put the h a at the end of Sarah. It's
like saracha. Then he spelled Saracha wrong, So sh God,
I knew you were going to say I was walking
out with Racha even funnier. Honestly, with a tattoo run
(03:43):
his neck probably isn't concerned. I don't think I want
you to tell that guy with a tattoo around. I
have a feeling he's the kind of guy the person. Yes,
I have a question. We most of us have been
with this show, like twenty five years, going on twenty
six years. Whatever would you get Elvis around in the
morning show tattooed on you somewhere because you've been with
it so long. No, No, if you're if you're worried
(04:07):
about getting a tattoo and getting fired, there's bigger issues,
Like you're not getting fired because you got a tattoo,
Like if you believe in that, that's that's on you.
I mean, there's no way you're getting fired. If you
get a tattoo and get it and see what happens,
do it, do it, I'll do. I'll try with Henna first.
(04:30):
I'm not I won't do like the long term. The
long term henna is still a thing. Ye, yeah, people
do it. There's these long term henna is that they
last like a year or two and then they fade. Right. Yeah,
there's a place in Brooklyn that just opened up that
does like a long term henna thing. I'm hoping. God, no,
(04:53):
that's happen. If Gondy gets married, and then you shall
have the week long celebration, and then that will be
part of it, and then I'll get to go and
get a hand on my hand. That be so beautiful.
I got married you saying maybe if I ever decide
to get married, which I'm not going to, Um, I'll
have a party just for you guys. I think I'm
going to have to have the party anyway, because so
(05:13):
many of my friends are like, but I don't get
to go to an idiot wedding. Why, I'll just have
a big party just like all your friends. Sounds they
I don't know, it's weird. Everyone in my head that
says anything I don't like sounds like that. It doesn't
matter who you are, you get you get stuck, though, Gandhi,
because if you decided to just do a party for
all of your friends. People are going to expect some
sort of ceremony, right, so essentially, you guys are getting
(05:37):
a party. That's enough. This isn't for me. This is
for people. An Indian wedding theme party. I'm gonna expect
a little kind of like you and Brandon or who
I don't even want to say that, jinks anything. You know,
I'm gonna expect you and the person you're with to
do something. Doesn't those things that clack? Know what are
(06:02):
those things? Yes? Yes, those aren't Indian? Well hold on,
you think you can dance? They always had something that
they oh you're talking about a little like hands simple things.
Those aren't really kissingets. I get what you're talking about.
The belly dancing. Thank you. In Epcot. When't we go
(06:27):
and eat in the Marrakesh restaurant, they always have the
ladies with the and they have they for you guys.
I will do that, yeah, because I'm there. Okay, party,
We've got a party set up. We're going to do this. Yet.
I can't wait to see Gandhi on the phone when
she books elephants, because you know, whatever she does, there's
(06:48):
oh you could what if you could come in on
an elephant. A lot of people do that. I don't
do that because I don't think they treat the elephants
all that well. So I wonder and permits or something. Oh,
he did wanted to do that. Do you want Elvis
wanted to do something with that kind of animals? Want
the shot donkeys? Oh yeah, you know my wedding from
(07:08):
my wedding, we tried to hire um live girl like monkeys.
So we wanted to have live monkeys come in dressed
as the bride and groom in the beginning of the wedding.
Didn't chimpanzees, No, so we couldn't get permits. Apparently it's
you can't it's you gotta get a permit, and it's
expensive to get the permits to get the chimpanzees. So
instead we had two people dress up in costume as
(07:30):
a bride and groom monkeys, and they came in as
us so nice. Before we came in, they came in.
Who stand around and said, somebody's gonna want monkeys to
walk in in a wedding. Let's let's make them get
a permit. I mean, like, who thought that was gonna
be a thing. Wait, the best part of it was
that the costume company that we were hired. I thought,
(07:51):
you know, it's going to be a great idea. We're
gonna add this. We're gonna have the monkey throw bananas
it all your guests, and so Sheldon's like, yeah, I'm
gonna go ahead, and they know to that part. Let's
anybody throw anything. Daniel, did you did you go to
your venue and say, hey, I had this idea, I
want to get some monkeys for my for my wedding
or did you have to find out about No, we
(08:12):
called around to do some places with the people that
were in the monkey costumes, the same people that were
in your Frank Sinatra costume. It possibly, I don't I
don't know if we hired it from the same company
or not. And then we do to Jeff, Frank Sinatra
and somebody else. And then I had Sheldon's friends all
and drag. It was a party my wedding. Okay, that's
(08:33):
only a good time. We have so much fun. Ask
you who has all of these animals for higher like
if you wanted a shot donkey or monkeys, or like
where do you get animals for your wedding or event? Scary?
Didn't you used to have monkey monkey monkeys who made
you no, no, well you actually they took out an
(08:54):
ad and the classified story. It was Gregg t who
did that. He actually said that that I was selling monkeys.
Apparently you can go online into wherever, maybe Craigslist one
of these other ones, and you could type in monkeys
or whatever animal you want, and people are have them
(09:14):
for sale. They have the petting zoos, like they have
the petting zoos that they bring to the street fairs
and stuff like that. But my best friend got married
at the Columbus Zoo, So when I say zoo, she
got married at the zoo. The zoo didn't bring animals
to her wedding, but because she was at the zoo,
we got to feed giraffes and then they did bring
out a baby kangaroo and otter like all kinds of
(09:35):
stuff and they were so freaking cute, I know. And
she built in fifteen minutes extra anytime they had to
be somewhere so that they could come find me because
she knew I was going to be playing with the animals.
That's why she's my best friend. And Scotty had that
phone number for the monkeys. It's two zero one. How
many people called you over that you have to reset.
(09:57):
What happened? Um, I'd never had monkey, but but but
Greg called this phone number because they're giving away free
Capuccian monkeys. And I didn't all of a sudden, I
just woke up that morning just a barrage of phone
call thing. I'm calling about the free monkeys. I'm calling
about the free monkeys. I'm like, I don't know what
(10:18):
you're talking about. It was on Monday morning that they
revealed to me that that was that that they they
put my number associated with these monkeys. But the larger
fascination of this whole point, the whole point is that
I could not believe how many people are in the
market for monkeys, because I'm like, maybe they were getting married. No, no, no,
(10:42):
they wanted to adopt them. Call back. You know a
lot of people, a lot of people, a lot of
people do that. They'll place fake at the guys that
are helping us redo our house. Right now, someone posted
an ad about one of his motorcycles that he was
getting giving it away, and he got hundreds of calls.
I mean, you could post anything that's motorcycle. Who is
in the market to buy monkeys? Well, Okay. If I
(11:03):
would have seen that a long time ago, a d
percent would have called you like thirty times, like do
you have the monkeys? But you think that you would
be able to care for it? And actually no, I
know I wouldn't have, but younger me wouldn't have known that,
and I would have tried to get one, which is
why everybody gets some in a bandson some. I'm like,
justin Bieberda, I got a ratin ad out real quick.
I'm sorry. I know what he did. They just messaged
(11:25):
us in their slacker room. He says, frog, how much
times left? When you're asking four minutes to go? How
much time? But that means ned's bored. No, no, because
Wax is here with lemonade so good because I was
someone to send it to me. People texted that's why
Elvis is out today. He drank the lemonade. Listen. It
(11:46):
wasn't because it's boring. I'm just tired. Whatever I want,
I honestly haven't heard the last five minutes because I'm
so tired. Gandhi said something about monkeys. Remember when out
on the air, I think, and we're not even on
the air. There's a podcast, so I'm just tired. That's
that's why I great can put it to bed if
(12:06):
you guys give him the break the morning thing. I
just can we just have wax coming and give us
this lemon to give us a guarantee going on, Hey Wax,
I have a question. Can you hear me? How how
many of those did we sell for you? Oh? My gosh,
(12:27):
give us a number truthfully? Probably Like yeah, I want to.
I'm like end up giving an extra a whole amount
with all again, I'm getting everything like you want. Tell
me like, I just want the lemon. I want those
drops so that Scott get one every morning, you get one.
(12:53):
I'm giving all the gifts out man. Okay, so what
do you want to? Let you know? That was telling
me that a lot of people was having problems opening up.
You know what I'm saying an infomercial. Now I don't
want that. It's a little thing. You gotta just put
a pen in here, and I make sure I had
depends in the Now should put a pin with it?
(13:15):
You should put a pin with it, and when you
buy it, you get a pin, he said, he did.
And now the labels on the whose wax lady does?
Does it tell you how much you should take wax?
The does like every time you sip it was like
if you do smoke marijuana is like you like, it's
like one puff each time. You know what I'm saying.
Are you're supposed to drink the whole thing in one setting?
(13:36):
You can if you want to go to sleep like Nate.
How many milligrams in the entire thing is probably about
like two milligrams? Not probably about that means chimis, I'm waxy.
Know you need somebody wedge? How thatt me? I got you?
(14:01):
Do you think you could hire me as your first
celebrity spokesperson? Let's do it like I was thinking about that,
actually celebrity? Yea, what are you talking about? Everybody on here?
The proof is in the pudding, I will say, I
mean I like you said, it was rest. I have
(14:22):
never felt as rested in my life until that phone
rang and then it's your panic. Listen. I'm gonna tell
you something. Actually, out of ten years of me being here,
my first time ever being late was taking one of
these two an endorsementment. If you just got a job,
(14:44):
do not have this scary only on the weekends and
I watch all y'alls is definitely coming. Like I said,
I really appreciate that. That was great and if I
have I will definitely have instructions on here. I would
have a pen in here for you. What's the shelf
life on this stuff? Put in the frigerator just like
it's just like a solda, but write a note on
(15:06):
it saying, this is the one not to use on
my kids. Mommy got when you got a rulemates, you
put it inside a jug and do not touch. This
is something you do. That's my only criticism. It looks
like a kid's toy or something out of the Crushed
(15:26):
Ice and Disney World and just start drinking and listen
up in a high shelf or lock there you go,
like his liquor though, because you don't want the kids
to touch it the inside the liquor shelf or whatever.
But cool it though, keep it cool, just like soda.
Thank you, thank you, I promise you. How's the baby, wax?
(15:50):
How's the baby getting pounds? You got another wax on
the way you did? Sounds like you're the candle at
both ends, wax. I bet I know how they get
that kid to go to sleep. A little drop, little drops,
appreciate your love especially. I don't think we could do
(16:13):
any better than that. My favorite line of the day
is what's the dose? That's well probably like like I
don't know, don't you think? Hey that's great. Well that's
your fifteen minute morning shows back tomorrow. Thanks everybody, The
fifteen Minute Morning Show.
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show? Okay, so,
how do you guys think we did on the Big
show tonight? It did well, It's all good. Yeah. I
feel like it went by quickly, which is always a
(00:23):
good sign because when it's terrible it oh yeah, always improvement. Uh,
when it's a when it's a long feeling day. Other
people feel that too, Like I felt like today flew by,
But there's other days where it's you look at your
watching oh my god, it's still. Everybody else feels that too.
(00:44):
Is that like the earth like slowing down or something.
I don't know. I kind of I know this is
gonna sound really stupid, but when things are dragging, I
sort of enjoy it because then I just think like, oh,
I get to spend extra time. I know it's not
extra time, but I'm enjoying the time with the people
that I'm with right now. So that's okay. I don't
like it when it flies by. It's going too fast. Yeah,
(01:06):
but but I think of food by quickly for you night,
especially hosting the show. But you're also kind of doing
your other job too, so you're kind of spinning two
plates at once as opposed to just doing your your
normal day to day stuff. Yeah, I guess, I don't know.
I'm tired you guys host this. Okay, let's see the
text message about the tattoo that just came in. Let's
(01:27):
say she says that's scary. No no, no, continue because
I was actually pulling up the story. But go for it.
It says DJ Will from St. Louis Radio three got
a tattoo with a job logo I guess the station logo,
and then was laid off a week later. Oh wait, scary?
Is that what you sent me this weekend? You sent
us this weekend pretty much w I L FM, that's
(01:51):
two point three FM country. Uh. Mason Schrader got a
tattoo of the w I L logo on his arm,
so we showed we Shaw the picture of that, and
I gotta say, that is a really dumb fucking movie.
How long was he at the station before he got
the tattoo? Like coming, how long has he been working? Well,
apparently he was one half of the morning drive show
(02:12):
Mason and Remy, Right, he was, and he was I'll
see you know about this frog? Yeah, I knew he
was one half of the morning drive show. I don't
know how long he had been there, but it was
totally unseen that this happened, Like he didn't foresee it coming.
It's not a case of where you know, radio stations
have T shirts with the logo, just wear the T shirt, right.
Froggy who was the guy who was a guy on
(02:33):
the Dolphins Miami Dolphins, got a giant Dolphins tattooed on
his back within the Miami Dolphins logo and then got traded. Yeah, yeah,
that happened. Yes, I don't cover it up, and having
reconfigured to whatever the team was, he got traded. Tattoo
Bob never gets a job here. Oh yeah, he got
the tattoo before he worked there. So yeah, well, tattooing
(02:56):
certain things on your body's the kiss of death. Like
like if you're with someone and then you tattoo their name,
like and you're just dating them, sometimes I feel like
all of a sudden you break up, Like I don't know, like, yeah,
it's so weird to me, Like I feel like that.
I mean, maybe I just notice it more, but I
feel like there's so many stories like did you see
that guy that had the tattoo of Sarah like around
his neck? And they obviously broke up because then he
(03:18):
put the h a at the end of Sarah. It's
like saracha. Then he spelled Saracha wrong, So sh God,
I knew you were going to say I was walking
out with Racha even funnier. Honestly, with a tattoo run
(03:43):
his neck probably isn't concerned. I don't think I want
you to tell that guy with a tattoo around. I
have a feeling he's the kind of guy the person. Yes,
I have a question. We most of us have been
with this show, like twenty five years, going on twenty
six years. Whatever would you get Elvis around in the
morning show tattooed on you somewhere because you've been with
it so long. No, No, if you're if you're worried
(04:07):
about getting a tattoo and getting fired, there's bigger issues,
Like you're not getting fired because you got a tattoo,
Like if you believe in that, that's that's on you.
I mean, there's no way you're getting fired. If you
get a tattoo and get it and see what happens,
do it, do it, I'll do. I'll try with Henna first.
(04:30):
I'm not I won't do like the long term. The
long term henna is still a thing. Ye, yeah, people
do it. There's these long term henna is that they
last like a year or two and then they fade. Right. Yeah,
there's a place in Brooklyn that just opened up that
does like a long term henna thing. I'm hoping. God, no,
(04:53):
that's happen. If Gondy gets married, and then you shall
have the week long celebration, and then that will be
part of it, and then I'll get to go and
get a hand on my hand. That be so beautiful.
I got married you saying maybe if I ever decide
to get married, which I'm not going to, Um, I'll
have a party just for you guys. I think I'm
going to have to have the party anyway, because so
(05:13):
many of my friends are like, but I don't get
to go to an idiot wedding. Why, I'll just have
a big party just like all your friends. Sounds they
I don't know, it's weird. Everyone in my head that
says anything I don't like sounds like that. It doesn't
matter who you are, you get you get stuck, though, Gandhi,
because if you decided to just do a party for
all of your friends. People are going to expect some
sort of ceremony, right, so essentially, you guys are getting
(05:37):
a party. That's enough. This isn't for me. This is
for people. An Indian wedding theme party. I'm gonna expect
a little kind of like you and Brandon or who
I don't even want to say that, jinks anything. You know,
I'm gonna expect you and the person you're with to
do something. Doesn't those things that clack? Know what are
(06:02):
those things? Yes? Yes, those aren't Indian? Well hold on,
you think you can dance? They always had something that
they oh you're talking about a little like hands simple things.
Those aren't really kissingets. I get what you're talking about.
The belly dancing. Thank you. In Epcot. When't we go
(06:27):
and eat in the Marrakesh restaurant, they always have the
ladies with the and they have they for you guys.
I will do that, yeah, because I'm there. Okay, party,
We've got a party set up. We're going to do this. Yet.
I can't wait to see Gandhi on the phone when
she books elephants, because you know, whatever she does, there's
(06:48):
oh you could what if you could come in on
an elephant. A lot of people do that. I don't
do that because I don't think they treat the elephants
all that well. So I wonder and permits or something. Oh,
he did wanted to do that. Do you want Elvis
wanted to do something with that kind of animals? Want
the shot donkeys? Oh yeah, you know my wedding from
(07:08):
my wedding, we tried to hire um live girl like monkeys.
So we wanted to have live monkeys come in dressed
as the bride and groom in the beginning of the wedding.
Didn't chimpanzees, No, so we couldn't get permits. Apparently it's
you can't it's you gotta get a permit, and it's
expensive to get the permits to get the chimpanzees. So
instead we had two people dress up in costume as
(07:30):
a bride and groom monkeys, and they came in as
us so nice. Before we came in, they came in.
Who stand around and said, somebody's gonna want monkeys to
walk in in a wedding. Let's let's make them get
a permit. I mean, like, who thought that was gonna
be a thing. Wait, the best part of it was
that the costume company that we were hired. I thought,
(07:51):
you know, it's going to be a great idea. We're
gonna add this. We're gonna have the monkey throw bananas
it all your guests, and so Sheldon's like, yeah, I'm
gonna go ahead, and they know to that part. Let's
anybody throw anything. Daniel, did you did you go to
your venue and say, hey, I had this idea, I
want to get some monkeys for my for my wedding
or did you have to find out about No, we
(08:12):
called around to do some places with the people that
were in the monkey costumes, the same people that were
in your Frank Sinatra costume. It possibly, I don't I
don't know if we hired it from the same company
or not. And then we do to Jeff, Frank Sinatra
and somebody else. And then I had Sheldon's friends all
and drag. It was a party my wedding. Okay, that's
(08:33):
only a good time. We have so much fun. Ask
you who has all of these animals for higher like
if you wanted a shot donkey or monkeys, or like
where do you get animals for your wedding or event? Scary?
Didn't you used to have monkey monkey monkeys who made
you no, no, well you actually they took out an
(08:54):
ad and the classified story. It was Gregg t who
did that. He actually said that that I was selling monkeys.
Apparently you can go online into wherever, maybe Craigslist one
of these other ones, and you could type in monkeys
or whatever animal you want, and people are have them
(09:14):
for sale. They have the petting zoos, like they have
the petting zoos that they bring to the street fairs
and stuff like that. But my best friend got married
at the Columbus Zoo, So when I say zoo, she
got married at the zoo. The zoo didn't bring animals
to her wedding, but because she was at the zoo,
we got to feed giraffes and then they did bring
out a baby kangaroo and otter like all kinds of
(09:35):
stuff and they were so freaking cute, I know. And
she built in fifteen minutes extra anytime they had to
be somewhere so that they could come find me because
she knew I was going to be playing with the animals.
That's why she's my best friend. And Scotty had that
phone number for the monkeys. It's two zero one. How
many people called you over that you have to reset.
(09:57):
What happened? Um, I'd never had monkey, but but but
Greg called this phone number because they're giving away free
Capuccian monkeys. And I didn't all of a sudden, I
just woke up that morning just a barrage of phone
call thing. I'm calling about the free monkeys. I'm calling
about the free monkeys. I'm like, I don't know what
(10:18):
you're talking about. It was on Monday morning that they
revealed to me that that was that that they they
put my number associated with these monkeys. But the larger
fascination of this whole point, the whole point is that
I could not believe how many people are in the
market for monkeys, because I'm like, maybe they were getting married. No, no, no,
(10:42):
they wanted to adopt them. Call back. You know a
lot of people, a lot of people, a lot of
people do that. They'll place fake at the guys that
are helping us redo our house. Right now, someone posted
an ad about one of his motorcycles that he was
getting giving it away, and he got hundreds of calls.
I mean, you could post anything that's motorcycle. Who is
in the market to buy monkeys? Well, Okay. If I
(11:03):
would have seen that a long time ago, a d
percent would have called you like thirty times, like do
you have the monkeys? But you think that you would
be able to care for it? And actually no, I
know I wouldn't have, but younger me wouldn't have known that,
and I would have tried to get one, which is
why everybody gets some in a bandson some. I'm like,
justin Bieberda, I got a ratin ad out real quick.
I'm sorry. I know what he did. They just messaged
(11:25):
us in their slacker room. He says, frog, how much
times left? When you're asking four minutes to go? How
much time? But that means ned's bored. No, no, because
Wax is here with lemonade so good because I was
someone to send it to me. People texted that's why
Elvis is out today. He drank the lemonade. Listen. It
(11:46):
wasn't because it's boring. I'm just tired. Whatever I want,
I honestly haven't heard the last five minutes because I'm
so tired. Gandhi said something about monkeys. Remember when out
on the air, I think, and we're not even on
the air. There's a podcast, so I'm just tired. That's
that's why I great can put it to bed if
(12:06):
you guys give him the break the morning thing. I
just can we just have wax coming and give us
this lemon to give us a guarantee going on, Hey Wax,
I have a question. Can you hear me? How how
many of those did we sell for you? Oh? My gosh,
(12:27):
give us a number truthfully? Probably Like yeah, I want to.
I'm like end up giving an extra a whole amount
with all again, I'm getting everything like you want. Tell
me like, I just want the lemon. I want those
drops so that Scott get one every morning, you get one.
(12:53):
I'm giving all the gifts out man. Okay, so what
do you want to? Let you know? That was telling
me that a lot of people was having problems opening up.
You know what I'm saying an infomercial. Now I don't
want that. It's a little thing. You gotta just put
a pen in here, and I make sure I had
depends in the Now should put a pin with it?
(13:15):
You should put a pin with it, and when you
buy it, you get a pin, he said, he did.
And now the labels on the whose wax lady does?
Does it tell you how much you should take wax?
The does like every time you sip it was like
if you do smoke marijuana is like you like, it's
like one puff each time. You know what I'm saying.
Are you're supposed to drink the whole thing in one setting?
(13:36):
You can if you want to go to sleep like Nate.
How many milligrams in the entire thing is probably about
like two milligrams? Not probably about that means chimis, I'm waxy.
Know you need somebody wedge? How thatt me? I got you?
(14:01):
Do you think you could hire me as your first
celebrity spokesperson? Let's do it like I was thinking about that,
actually celebrity? Yea, what are you talking about? Everybody on here?
The proof is in the pudding, I will say, I
mean I like you said, it was rest. I have
(14:22):
never felt as rested in my life until that phone
rang and then it's your panic. Listen. I'm gonna tell
you something. Actually, out of ten years of me being here,
my first time ever being late was taking one of
these two an endorsementment. If you just got a job,
(14:44):
do not have this scary only on the weekends and
I watch all y'alls is definitely coming. Like I said,
I really appreciate that. That was great and if I
have I will definitely have instructions on here. I would
have a pen in here for you. What's the shelf
life on this stuff? Put in the frigerator just like
it's just like a solda, but write a note on
(15:06):
it saying, this is the one not to use on
my kids. Mommy got when you got a rulemates, you
put it inside a jug and do not touch. This
is something you do. That's my only criticism. It looks
like a kid's toy or something out of the Crushed
(15:26):
Ice and Disney World and just start drinking and listen
up in a high shelf or lock there you go,
like his liquor though, because you don't want the kids
to touch it the inside the liquor shelf or whatever.
But cool it though, keep it cool, just like soda.
Thank you, thank you, I promise you. How's the baby, wax?
(15:50):
How's the baby getting pounds? You got another wax on
the way you did? Sounds like you're the candle at
both ends, wax. I bet I know how they get
that kid to go to sleep. A little drop, little drops,
appreciate your love especially. I don't think we could do
(16:13):
any better than that. My favorite line of the day
is what's the dose? That's well probably like like I
don't know, don't you think? Hey that's great. Well that's
your fifteen minute morning shows back tomorrow. Thanks everybody, The
fifteen Minute Morning Show.
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