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It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hi, everybody,
there's Danielle, there's Scotty b. There's Scary, there's Gandhi, there's
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straight Nit and that beautiful hair. There's a Garrett, and
there's a Dave Brody in the den. And then, last
but not least, coming off his his big win last night,
the Bucks win. Froggy, you're you're still glowing, Froggy. You
look like you're so so excited. Still, I have two
weeks to prepare for this and I cannot wait. I
am so happy to have my team finally in the
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super Bowl for the first time in eighteen years. Did
you order some like paraphernalia, like, you know, the super
Bowl hat in the shirt and all that stuff. I'll
give you one guess, Yes, yes, I don't want to
be a hater Frog or take a shift on your parade.
But you know, he deserved three interceptions. I mean it
was if it wasn't for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
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that stopped the takeaway the next you know, it was
three and out on all three interceptions. It's a team sport,
It's a team sport. I don't want to ship on
his parade, spoken like a true Giants fan who haven't
made the playoffs and who knows how long. That's cool
when you tell you don't mean, when you tell someone
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you don't mean to shoot on the parade, that means
you're about to take over dump them because they're big parade.
It could have been worshed had had Degrees took the ball,
and he doesn't. It could have, but it wasn't. At
the end of the day on one score matters. Whatever
the scores that ended the game, and we had more
points than they did. We're going to the Super Bowl
and they're stuck home in the frozen tuns Hey parade.
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Froggy Uh. A lot of us here on the show
are very happy for you. It brings joy into your
life times. You've gotta be happy for other people's happiness.
Like this person who want to bill dollars out in Michigan.
Do we don't know who they are yet, right, No teeth, No,
I'm praying they're a listener and they're going to throw
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us a little something. That's what you gotta know. You've
got to learn to start being happy for other people
and you know, I think that it makes you feel
a little better about life and you can be happy
for you people. Anyway. So there you go the Bucks
on the way to the super Bowl, and uh, there's Brody.
How are you? But we can't hear Brody. Well, he's
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quiet today. That's a quiet because his mike is not work.
It's probably muted. It's probably on mute. Hit the button.
I'm surprised you had any ship left after you shut
all over my parade. You got a little left for
Brody there. What do we think that if if, if,
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what the hell is his name? Who's the one that
wins the game? The tom thank you? If Brady played
for another team, would that team have made it to
the super Bowl this year? I'm wonder, I wonder if
it's all Brady all the time. Like if you can't wonder,
you can't wonder about it. You just can't use. All
we know is the Bucks one. We got rid of
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our other previous shitty quarterback. We got this guy and
we're going to the super Bowl. I mean, it's just
the way it work. Our previous quarterback was really shitty,
by the way, all right, so would we have going
right now? Yeah? I was just gonna say it sounds
like Scary's repeating headlines. Froggy. I hate Tom Brady, but
he did throw three touchdowns yesterday. It wasn't like he
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did nothing right right, so he has sacked five times too,
though I'm just saying not to ship, not to ship
on your parade. I'm just got sacked anyway, go Chiefs.
So f Brady, that's all right. I'm just so happy
that he didn't win with that other team. That makes me.
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Look at Froggy. We're used to the haters, dude. I've
been hating on Brady for twenty years now. But everybody
hates the Bucks too. Everybody makes fun of us and
hates the Buccaneers. I don't give a ship. We're going
to the super Bowl by the rest of you. Here
we go here, looks like he wants to say something.
What's that? Well, no talking to Froggy yesterday. He's the
type of fan where he doesn't rub it in your
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face at first because he he thought he was gonna
lose yesterday. He goes here, We're gonna lose this, and
then all of a sudden, once he wins, he has
the the platform to den trick because he's not a
he's not a pre trip. You don't talk zeros on
the clock. You do not talk shi when there's still time. Yeah,
and once the game is over, he will talk so
much shit for like two weeks in a row. You'll
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get I like that what you said. You don't talk
ship to the zeros on the clock, which is the
opposite of what we do for a living. And then
I felt bad because he's going through the whole game
thinking he's gonna lose, and then he wins, and then
he turns into, you know, a trash talker. I'm exciting
Elvis Froggy is making a big mistake, though. What's that
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You can't buy super Bowl merchandise because if they lose,
you're never gonna wear it and you've wasted all your time.
I didn't buy any super Bowl merchandise. You did when
I bought NFC championship merchandise that we're going to the
super Bowl. You can't buy super Bowl merchandise. Ye. That's
like buying a high school ring and then you go
to college. You never wear the high school ring. That's okay.
I understand the Jets that probably haven't been since you
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were like four, So it's okay. Maybe one day the Jets.
Maybe the bus didn't buy you some tickets as a
Jets fan because the Jets are never gonna go. I
got to lose and have Brady as my quarterback. Okay,
we got to move on. How much time do we
have because we have to have some fun. This is fun.
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Now it's not fun. Hey, Nate, By the way, can
you get close to the cameras? We can another one?
Take a look at that hair like I have two
pony tails today? Yeah, like you really survived something out there?
Can you straighten it? One day? You look like on
your head must you must have been at the lead
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of the parade. Turned around a minute. The back phony
tail on the bottom does look like a piece of poop.
Hang and got a little Dinglemarry, you have a dingle?
Do you have an anus on the back of your hand?
Having your hair now? I heard that, Brodie. I know
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the ladies will know this. Having longer hair, it really
gets everywhere, gets in your back crack. Where did this hair? Hey,
Harry boy, didn't you bring a game in for the day.
It's not a game. I was reading Women's Health while
you guys were all watching, Yes, and I just thought
football matches. He did football whatever, Well, it's the football
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matches the UK. You're reading women's health. Yes, and they
have two not boring questions that asked to get to
know someone better? I thought, why not ask you guys
some individual questions. Do you want to get to know
us a little better? Yeah? All right, you've been here
for eight years, um, Elvis. Yes, here's a question for you.
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When you were a kid, did you eat the crusts
on your sandwich or not? I always ate the crust
on my sandwich. Why because they were there? I don't know.
I never asked my mom to cut off the crust.
I didn't have a problem with the crust. I didn't
think about I just ate the sandwich. Okay. Did you
feel like you know me better now? I do? Daneah, Okay, ready,
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how do you take your coffee black? And there's a reason.
There's a reason because I don't want to like it.
I don't like that. I don't like the taste of
it when it's black, and so I feel like if
I don't get used to the taste of it, I'll
only use it when I need it. Because I won't
enjoy drinking you use it as a drug. Then that's
it you, daniel Did you just start drinking ice COSTI?
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Or it cost me in general? Yes? I started drinking
coffee when I hit forty and I was wondering why
people were more awake than me, and then I realized
that I've been missing out for any years a sleep.
For forty years, I was Danielle van Winkle, Gandhi. Wait,
hold on a second, now, that was a great question,
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as simple as it was, we got to know something
about Danielle. I didn't know that about you. As on
the sandwich thing didn't really move the meters on who's next? Alright,
let's go with God. I heard you say, Gandhi. Yeah,
and I'm gonna hold her question all right, Scotty, what's
your most prized possession? And why it's Dicky bear together?
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You guys are such assholes. Your serial library clearly? No,
you know what I really liked that I have? Um,
you'll laugh at me, but our wedding song was You
and Me by Life House, and I have a guitar
autographed by them with a picture of me and Amy
and the band framed and hung in our living room,
and I really like that. That's cool because I remember
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you loved that song when it was out and it
was your wedding song. And now I didn't know you
had the guitar autographed. They signed it for us. It
was really nice. You really do like her, don't you? Okay? Alright, Gandhi? Yes?
When and where were you when you first smoked pot?
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I was at a kid named Chris's house and it
was a boonk and I had no idea that you
were supposed to put your mouth in it like this way,
so I tried to put my mouth around the whole thing,
and I looked like an idiot, and I got super high,
and I just went outside and started making footprints in
the snow and my friends had to come find me.
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That's a good question for everyone. Maybe you're a smoke
never ever for that one. So Daniel, where will you
be when you first smoke? I don't think I'll be anywhere.
Caffeine is the gateway drug. I was. I was west
side apartment, you were, That's the first time. That the
first time in my window looking out over the natural history.
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And always I always get accused of selling it. So
it's fine. I do want to try a gummy. I
do want to try gummy because I'm hearing that it's
very good to just kind of give you good sleep.
And but definitely every gummy that my friends have tried,
they have been crappy. So we have to find a
good gumming. I got some good gummy. All right, send
him over. We're gonna keep him in the house. People
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do think Garrett is a drug dealer. Why is that?
I don't know. Maybe it's the sleepy eye, the look.
Maybe it's I wear all black a lot. I don't know.
Maybe I'm stereotyping drug dealers. I don't know. Maybe it's
weed you sold me. Maybe it was. Can you score
some gummies for day? Give me? I like that question
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for Gandhi. That was good. Thanks Nate, You're very welcome.
All right, ready, let's go with Froggy. What is your
favorite sleeping position? And demonstrated for us. I don't know
if you have to see it, but here, I'm I'm
a sissies, but I curl up, so I'm like, you're
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in the fetal Yeah, like a fetal position, like terribly
your head. Now it's not the time for it's more
like this like a side position, but like my legs
like this. That's how I sleep too. You know who
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are they? I think everything? Lisa would sleep that way.
She she sleeps on her back with she like she
used to be. Um, uh sleep sleep on her on
her stomach, but now she can't because of her boobs
because it's changeful, so she has to lay on our bad.
I know that feeling. So why are her boots painful?
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Because the implants make it sociate. We're really getting to
know each other this article. Um, okay, Brody, damn it? Uh?
Did you ever hide anything or lie to your parents?
Did you ever hide anything from or lie to your parents?
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Last week? No? Ever? Wow would have been an immediate
How you would have been able to finish the question?
His mom watches this, so he's being very careful and
his mother is a saint. We don't want to probably
VHS tapes with porn on them. Yeah, by your mother.
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She's she's smart. She knows most kids to do. Tell
FIBs from time to time. Please, she was in some
of them. What the films? Oh? This got weird. Sorry,
there's nothing I've ever done. My mom doesn't know. I
don't really they're very they're very close. Ye, that's great,
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that's great. Okay, um, okay, here's left Garrett, and yes,
do you believe in second chances? What do you say
the second chances? That's the question. Figure out what is
your own lu second? I guess? Are you very do you?
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Are you a forgiving person? Oh? I forgive. I forgive
everybody absolutely everything. I feel like that button several times
with people. I honestly feel that way. Here he is
a goldfish, because there'll be times he tends to me
after the show and says, is Elvis mad at me today?
I'm like, he's mad at everybody. I'm I'm gonna forgive
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me for my parade yesterday? Well like right, like, yeah,
I know anyone could anyone who's ever been upset with me?
Or I would expect that you would, you would give
me that chance, that next chance. I give everybody chance. Yes,
the answer is yes. Of course that was a lame question. No,
it's a good one, wasn't Okay? Well do you want
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another one? No? No, it's okay. Go to Garrett. He
already forgave you. N Garrett, are you looking forward to
retiring or do you plan to work as long as
humanly possible. I'm a hustler. I'm gonna be working until
the day I'm in the ground. I'll probably be working
after I'm dead. Like that's you know, you'll be editing
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sound in your sound in my coffin and making connect right.
I agree with Garrett. I cannot see retirement at all.
I'm not gonna do this for this with a new
cast of We Got So Excited, stand in Santa Fe,
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the T shirt stand in Santa Fe. Exactly, open up
a T shirt. I mean, what about you, everyone on
the on the show, retirement one day or not? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
But you know I I see myself opening up like
a boutique or something like that that I really would
enjoy having shoes in and cute little thingy, you know
what I mean. Like I'm gonna be a grocery store bagger. Okay, yeah,
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I can see that. I can see that. You can
start start with You're in there too. Yeah, there's an
art to bagging groceries. It's like tetris. I'm so good
at it. It's like, yeah, well there you go. I
like that. Let's use some questions. Let's do this every
day because we don't have anything to talk about other
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than that and ship. You know, let's talk about the
biggest lie you've ever told our parents, so we've ever told. Tomorrow.
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