December 14, 2021 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms fifteen minute Morning Show. Hey, here we go, it's
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. There's Froggy about to
leave for the airport to join us in New York
for our big holiday lunch tomorrow. And there's They're Scary,
(00:25):
and there's Scotty b and Master Control in the serial library.
There's Nate straight Nate, and there's Danielle and there's Gandhi
with a tree right behind her. Should be quiet, there's
a tree sneaking up on you. There's Dave Brody in
the den, and there's a Garrett. Guys, all right, where
are we going? Well, I just want to say, what
are the odds that Froggy has an issue with his flight?
(00:46):
Because nine times out of ten, anytime Froggy has to
travel for work, there's a problem. Say that. Well, today
it's Sunny's guys. There, Sunday's guys. Here. It's a good
weather between the two. So let's so it'll be. I
can't of this time where I went to Allentown and
then Syracuse and then d C and then back to Jacksonville.
(01:08):
I'm gonna say this now, if you make it to Syracuse.
I will go get you in Syracuse. Okay, that's what
I'll call you. So you have the continuing battle die Hard,
is it or is it not? A Christmas movie? And
I know this is like the oldest played out argument
in the world, but people we mentioned it on the
show and people are texting like crazy. You know what
(01:30):
makes a Christmas movie? Let's say that. Let's figure that
out and then we can decide if it is. I'm
pretty sure Christmas movie happens around Christmas and highlights some
Christmas stuff, so it makes it a Christmas movie. Then
Diehard is right. But the whole movie I wouldn't know
because I fell asleep in the movie theater watching this.
But wait, wait, wait, wait, you fell asleep out cold,
(01:52):
never watched the whole thing, and people have tried over
the years to get me to watch it again, and
I don't know. I fell asleep the first time. I'm
going to fall asleep again. You gotta watch it. I
don't know Christmas in it, and it comes out around
Christmas time, then it's definitely a Christmas movie. Yeah, this
is all about a Christmas party, so why would it
not be a Christmas movie? The Killing Yes, So the
(02:17):
movie Jaws takes place a Memorial Day weekend and everybody's
there at the beach to celebrate Memorial Day weekend. Is
that a Memorial Day movie? Or is it a movie
about a shark's that's a lame comparedon There's no such things.
There's no such thing as a genre of Memorial Day
weekend genre because it's a holiday night you are, like,
(02:44):
Daddy's Home Too is definitely a Christmas movie because it's
all about Christmas and they go and they rent a
house to celebrate Christmas and all that. Yeah. No, it's
about Christmas and terrorists. It's about terry Christmas, terrorists, Memorial Day.
My point is this, this argument has been going on
for so long and there is no answer to it.
I guess it's whatever you think it is or where
(03:05):
you memories. There's no thing. Is Halloween the horror movie
a Halloween movie? Yes? Yes, right, it's right because it's
about it's about Halloween. Right. What if the killing was
during Hanukkah there was a guy murdering people on Hanaka?
Yea movie, it'd be great you finally movie, be happy
(03:30):
for you. Hanka horror That sounds like a whole new
genre nights of death. And people would consider Jaws to
be a movie of summer that always gets put on
the biggest blockbusters of summer because it kicked off Amorial
Day weekend. So even that, you just argued, for us
like a summer movie, it's a summer movie because the
movie happens to be about summer. But it's not a holiday.
(03:50):
The Memorial Day weekend, it's not about the holiday is irrelevant,
die Hard. The fact is a Christmas party going on
is irrelevant to the plot of the movie. I don't
think so. I don't think. I do believe Christmas has
something to do with the plot. Yeah, what's the plot
of the movie, Because, like I said, I felt solicit
teach about Jesus and the and the birth of Christ
and about Jesus. Yes, actually yes, Daddy does have an
(04:15):
activity scene before Christmas teach about Jesus. But the nightmare
before Christmas. People argue if it's a Halloween movie or
a Christmas movie, so kind of blend genres. I think
it's both. But you can we get back to the
Hank horror films. I think this is a new genre.
You should I think that would work the tray to
land on gimmel. That means you're dead. You know this
(04:40):
idea is are the account? But that that's noise you
just made you. Oh god, are you okay? You're in
a room full of people with a disease. Oh no,
I'm fine. My asthma is acting up. When I get
a little cough, my asthma accepts. So I need to
go hit when I get home. Long, what's tomorrow? He can?
(05:03):
I can I bring up another disappointing doctor visit? Another?
Is this the one you texted me about a second
year in a row. You're such a sleeze ahead and
this has nothing to do with things sleeve. I feel
like I'm not being examined properly. This is my second
physical year in a row that the doctor did not
(05:27):
tell me to take my pants off, And maybe you
need another doctor. He didn't check anything. He didn't do
any jiggling, he didn't do any poking, didn't make a
he didn't put his finger up your butt. No, I
was looking. I mean I wasn't looking for. I prepared. No,
I prepared for it is what I meant to say.
What do you mean make sure you're I went home?
(05:47):
I trimmed up by powdered. I cleaned up the whole
nine yards. Did you finger? No? No, But I don't understand, don't.
Don't they have to do that to check during a
feel like if he's going to check a prostate, they
should put their finger up there. He's gonna check for
for whatever. You're gonna turn your head and cough and
they feel your grown. M I didn't get my money's worth,
(06:08):
That's all I'm saying. Did you say anything about what?
Am I gonna say? Hey, you didn't feel my my balls?
Don't You don't have to That's a weird way to
present it. But you could easily just ask the question like, oh,
do we not do this anymore? And why? Yeah, you're
allowed to wonder about your health check Scotty. I'm gonna
be like today, would you like me to do it
for you tomorrow? If you know what you're doing? Yeah,
(06:30):
you know what you should be. They should be giving
me a prostate example. Yeah, you know you should ask.
You should just you could like Gandhi say because say, hey,
I'm forty six, I'm just curious. Don't you think I
need to get my prostate checked? Well, he told me
it's time for the colonoscopy. And I asked him if
if I could do the poop in the box thing,
because I don't really want to do the camera up
the butt thing. Well, then it's the best sleep, Scott,
(06:52):
look so good, it's gone. You get. Poop in a
box has nothing to do with colonoscopy. Yeah, it's a
different thing. Pop in there looking for Paula and stuff
like that. This is the grosser's conversation I went to
I went to the doctor for a problem with my
prostate and he still didn't probe me. Huh, he said,
they just at the piano a cup now, And I'm like, okay,
(07:13):
I want I want the full money. I want you
to check everything out. But whatever up there, Well, why
don't you check out and Scotty can check you out.
He doesn't know what to look for. Oh I bet
he does. But this is an interesting topic. I think
a lot of people are afraid to ask their medical
professionals about things because you feel like you're second guessing
(07:34):
them or you're, you know, doing internet research. You should
always ask, and any doctor that has a problem with
you asking a question might not be the doctor for you.
So I always asked a question, very very true. Yeah, look,
this is we're talking to life and death here. Yeah,
could be. I mean I told you I have a
family full of doctors and surgeons. And they say, any
doctor or surgeon who has a problem with you getting
(07:54):
a second opinion is a terrible doctor or surgeon because
do you know what we call doctors with a C
average doctors. So you always want to get a second
or third opinion because you have no idea. There's nothing
wrong with that. Yeah, my wife Ali's a physician assistant.
She says. The one thing people always say is like, oh,
well you didn't I didn't ask about this, Like she says,
(08:14):
she's not a mind reader. So just because she doesn't
ask a question when she's seeing you in a checkup
doesn't mean she knows what's going on. So someone like
Scotty and Nate that goes in there and just waiting
for the doctor to be like, so you want to
tell me about your your butt problem? They want you
to tell them when he walked in the room, he
should have your pants down bent over. He would have
what you want. You should have presented yourself. Last year.
(08:38):
Last year I started unbuttoning my pants and taking them
down and he just walked out like that was that
was That was the Dietrist. The Poop in the Box
commercial is on television right behind the camera for kol
guard Yea said about Yeah, it says things you start
when you're forty five, so you should have started a
year ago. Well they just changed a guidelines. But that's boring.
(09:02):
M I didn't know they changed the guideline. Yeah, what's
fifty and now it's well, yeah, I started getting those
when I was forty. Really, is there something else we
can talk about? This is like, yeah, let's talk about
the sleep you get. Got to tighten my kidney belt.
I'll tell us I'm going to get mine. Not Thursday,
(09:22):
Oh fantastic. Nate had questions about board games, and everyone
seemed to fight about that Clue. I still don't how
to play Clue. Well, you needed you have to have
the board in front of you to learn how to play. Yeah,
we always we played. When we played, we just guessed,
you know, we just said, oh is it Colonel Mustard
in the conservatory with the candle, So you didn't play,
(09:43):
didn't But by the rules, if you just guess and
you're wrong, then you're out of the game. Oh I
didn't know that you can only really make a guess.
Then you better be right. You only guess the conservatory
when you're in the conservatory if you played by the rules. Remember, Oh, really,
I don't you know. I haven't played in so many
I would like to whip out clue and play I've
(10:04):
never played clue. Never say that. I don't think I've
ever played clue. You really have to pay attention. Remember
we used to play a black jack on the show
We Will Deal. We would deal in a caller. Yes,
that's right. Did you have an actual deck of cards
(10:24):
when you didn't? Yeah? Absolutely? It was weird, kind of illegal.
We still have. We still have the Well, there was
no money involved, so I don't think it was right.
We didn't give me a mone because it was illegal
to do that, so we just played illegal to do
you know us? We played by the book always. Do
you want to finish the pyramid clues that I still have? Like, sure, okay,
(10:50):
we can't play here because we're all watching. Well, somebody
would have to turn there, or you can just if
scary and I give the clues, you can hold it
above your people from the show can guess or from
the Stade room. I should say that I get a
timer here. This is very I doesn't play black jack,
(11:14):
so I got to do something as they get that ready.
I got to do something cool. Yesterday. Um, I know
you guys are at jingle Ball. So there's a movie
called Licorice Pizza that's in them release right now. Fantastic.
So I got to hang out with Allana Hame from
the band Haime. She's the star of the movie, but
she was also nominated for a Golden Globe yesterday. Uh,
and it's her birthday on Wednesday, so like she was
(11:36):
super excited, like and and you think she would be
this big rock star in which he is, but she
was actually watching West Side Story. She walked out of
West Side Story Theater and walked into her own movie
to introduce it with me. That's pretty cool. I do
want to see that, all right? I stalled enough. What
would that taste like? Pizza? Yeah? I don't think there's
(11:58):
a there isn't. I'll put thirty seconds on the clock
doing what Gandhi's doing the clues and then to guess, Yeah,
I'll do it. Here we go. This goes first, all right, Okay, yes, Um,
a partridge in a pear tree, five gold rings Christmas, Yes,
(12:20):
under the in a closet at Garrotts, a gift yep,
A sweater, a scarf, a hat, your dad. Nope, Um,
you do this in a specific season because it's cold.
Cat gloves, winter clothes, make a snow pass that. Um,
(12:42):
we already did that. One did that one thing, xylophone.
I feel like we could have gotten more if Nate
didn't suck. But that's fine. Here and Froggy, let's see here.
We only have a minute left. But we're done that. Yeah,
(13:04):
we have You and I really are a team. One
team race. Congratulation. We did it. Can't take a job.
We're done. We have a beautiful day. The fifteen Minute
(13:27):
Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms fifteen minute Morning Show. Hey, here we go, it's
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. There's Froggy about to
leave for the airport to join us in New York
for our big holiday lunch tomorrow. And there's They're Scary,
(00:25):
and there's Scotty b and Master Control in the serial library.
There's Nate straight Nate, and there's Danielle and there's Gandhi
with a tree right behind her. Should be quiet, there's
a tree sneaking up on you. There's Dave Brody in
the den, and there's a Garrett. Guys, all right, where
are we going? Well, I just want to say, what
are the odds that Froggy has an issue with his flight?
(00:46):
Because nine times out of ten, anytime Froggy has to
travel for work, there's a problem. Say that. Well, today
it's Sunny's guys. There, Sunday's guys. Here. It's a good
weather between the two. So let's so it'll be. I
can't of this time where I went to Allentown and
then Syracuse and then d C and then back to Jacksonville.
(01:08):
I'm gonna say this now, if you make it to Syracuse.
I will go get you in Syracuse. Okay, that's what
I'll call you. So you have the continuing battle die Hard,
is it or is it not? A Christmas movie? And
I know this is like the oldest played out argument
in the world, but people we mentioned it on the
show and people are texting like crazy. You know what
(01:30):
makes a Christmas movie? Let's say that. Let's figure that
out and then we can decide if it is. I'm
pretty sure Christmas movie happens around Christmas and highlights some
Christmas stuff, so it makes it a Christmas movie. Then
Diehard is right. But the whole movie I wouldn't know
because I fell asleep in the movie theater watching this.
But wait, wait, wait, wait, you fell asleep out cold,
(01:52):
never watched the whole thing, and people have tried over
the years to get me to watch it again, and
I don't know. I fell asleep the first time. I'm
going to fall asleep again. You gotta watch it. I
don't know Christmas in it, and it comes out around
Christmas time, then it's definitely a Christmas movie. Yeah, this
is all about a Christmas party, so why would it
not be a Christmas movie? The Killing Yes, So the
(02:17):
movie Jaws takes place a Memorial Day weekend and everybody's
there at the beach to celebrate Memorial Day weekend. Is
that a Memorial Day movie? Or is it a movie
about a shark's that's a lame comparedon There's no such things.
There's no such thing as a genre of Memorial Day
weekend genre because it's a holiday night you are, like,
(02:44):
Daddy's Home Too is definitely a Christmas movie because it's
all about Christmas and they go and they rent a
house to celebrate Christmas and all that. Yeah. No, it's
about Christmas and terrorists. It's about terry Christmas, terrorists, Memorial Day.
My point is this, this argument has been going on
for so long and there is no answer to it.
I guess it's whatever you think it is or where
(03:05):
you memories. There's no thing. Is Halloween the horror movie
a Halloween movie? Yes? Yes, right, it's right because it's
about it's about Halloween. Right. What if the killing was
during Hanukkah there was a guy murdering people on Hanaka?
Yea movie, it'd be great you finally movie, be happy
(03:30):
for you. Hanka horror That sounds like a whole new
genre nights of death. And people would consider Jaws to
be a movie of summer that always gets put on
the biggest blockbusters of summer because it kicked off Amorial
Day weekend. So even that, you just argued, for us
like a summer movie, it's a summer movie because the
movie happens to be about summer. But it's not a holiday.
(03:50):
The Memorial Day weekend, it's not about the holiday is irrelevant,
die Hard. The fact is a Christmas party going on
is irrelevant to the plot of the movie. I don't
think so. I don't think. I do believe Christmas has
something to do with the plot. Yeah, what's the plot
of the movie, Because, like I said, I felt solicit
teach about Jesus and the and the birth of Christ
and about Jesus. Yes, actually yes, Daddy does have an
(04:15):
activity scene before Christmas teach about Jesus. But the nightmare
before Christmas. People argue if it's a Halloween movie or
a Christmas movie, so kind of blend genres. I think
it's both. But you can we get back to the
Hank horror films. I think this is a new genre.
You should I think that would work the tray to
land on gimmel. That means you're dead. You know this
(04:40):
idea is are the account? But that that's noise you
just made you. Oh god, are you okay? You're in
a room full of people with a disease. Oh no,
I'm fine. My asthma is acting up. When I get
a little cough, my asthma accepts. So I need to
go hit when I get home. Long, what's tomorrow? He can?
(05:03):
I can I bring up another disappointing doctor visit? Another?
Is this the one you texted me about a second
year in a row. You're such a sleeze ahead and
this has nothing to do with things sleeve. I feel
like I'm not being examined properly. This is my second
physical year in a row that the doctor did not
(05:27):
tell me to take my pants off, And maybe you
need another doctor. He didn't check anything. He didn't do
any jiggling, he didn't do any poking, didn't make a
he didn't put his finger up your butt. No, I
was looking. I mean I wasn't looking for. I prepared. No,
I prepared for it is what I meant to say.
What do you mean make sure you're I went home?
(05:47):
I trimmed up by powdered. I cleaned up the whole
nine yards. Did you finger? No? No, But I don't understand, don't.
Don't they have to do that to check during a
feel like if he's going to check a prostate, they
should put their finger up there. He's gonna check for
for whatever. You're gonna turn your head and cough and
they feel your grown. M I didn't get my money's worth,
(06:08):
That's all I'm saying. Did you say anything about what?
Am I gonna say? Hey, you didn't feel my my balls?
Don't You don't have to That's a weird way to
present it. But you could easily just ask the question like, oh,
do we not do this anymore? And why? Yeah, you're
allowed to wonder about your health check Scotty. I'm gonna
be like today, would you like me to do it
for you tomorrow? If you know what you're doing? Yeah,
(06:30):
you know what you should be. They should be giving
me a prostate example. Yeah, you know you should ask.
You should just you could like Gandhi say because say, hey,
I'm forty six, I'm just curious. Don't you think I
need to get my prostate checked? Well, he told me
it's time for the colonoscopy. And I asked him if
if I could do the poop in the box thing,
because I don't really want to do the camera up
the butt thing. Well, then it's the best sleep, Scott,
(06:52):
look so good, it's gone. You get. Poop in a
box has nothing to do with colonoscopy. Yeah, it's a
different thing. Pop in there looking for Paula and stuff
like that. This is the grosser's conversation I went to
I went to the doctor for a problem with my
prostate and he still didn't probe me. Huh, he said,
they just at the piano a cup now, And I'm like, okay,
(07:13):
I want I want the full money. I want you
to check everything out. But whatever up there, Well, why
don't you check out and Scotty can check you out.
He doesn't know what to look for. Oh I bet
he does. But this is an interesting topic. I think
a lot of people are afraid to ask their medical
professionals about things because you feel like you're second guessing
(07:34):
them or you're, you know, doing internet research. You should
always ask, and any doctor that has a problem with
you asking a question might not be the doctor for you.
So I always asked a question, very very true. Yeah, look,
this is we're talking to life and death here. Yeah,
could be. I mean I told you I have a
family full of doctors and surgeons. And they say, any
doctor or surgeon who has a problem with you getting
(07:54):
a second opinion is a terrible doctor or surgeon because
do you know what we call doctors with a C
average doctors. So you always want to get a second
or third opinion because you have no idea. There's nothing
wrong with that. Yeah, my wife Ali's a physician assistant.
She says. The one thing people always say is like, oh,
well you didn't I didn't ask about this, Like she says,
(08:14):
she's not a mind reader. So just because she doesn't
ask a question when she's seeing you in a checkup
doesn't mean she knows what's going on. So someone like
Scotty and Nate that goes in there and just waiting
for the doctor to be like, so you want to
tell me about your your butt problem? They want you
to tell them when he walked in the room, he
should have your pants down bent over. He would have
what you want. You should have presented yourself. Last year.
(08:38):
Last year I started unbuttoning my pants and taking them
down and he just walked out like that was that
was That was the Dietrist. The Poop in the Box
commercial is on television right behind the camera for kol
guard Yea said about Yeah, it says things you start
when you're forty five, so you should have started a
year ago. Well they just changed a guidelines. But that's boring.
(09:02):
M I didn't know they changed the guideline. Yeah, what's
fifty and now it's well, yeah, I started getting those
when I was forty. Really, is there something else we
can talk about? This is like, yeah, let's talk about
the sleep you get. Got to tighten my kidney belt.
I'll tell us I'm going to get mine. Not Thursday,
(09:22):
Oh fantastic. Nate had questions about board games, and everyone
seemed to fight about that Clue. I still don't how
to play Clue. Well, you needed you have to have
the board in front of you to learn how to play. Yeah,
we always we played. When we played, we just guessed,
you know, we just said, oh is it Colonel Mustard
in the conservatory with the candle, So you didn't play,
(09:43):
didn't But by the rules, if you just guess and
you're wrong, then you're out of the game. Oh I
didn't know that you can only really make a guess.
Then you better be right. You only guess the conservatory
when you're in the conservatory if you played by the rules. Remember, Oh, really,
I don't you know. I haven't played in so many
I would like to whip out clue and play I've
(10:04):
never played clue. Never say that. I don't think I've
ever played clue. You really have to pay attention. Remember
we used to play a black jack on the show
We Will Deal. We would deal in a caller. Yes,
that's right. Did you have an actual deck of cards
(10:24):
when you didn't? Yeah? Absolutely? It was weird, kind of illegal.
We still have. We still have the Well, there was
no money involved, so I don't think it was right.
We didn't give me a mone because it was illegal
to do that, so we just played illegal to do
you know us? We played by the book always. Do
you want to finish the pyramid clues that I still have? Like, sure, okay,
(10:50):
we can't play here because we're all watching. Well, somebody
would have to turn there, or you can just if
scary and I give the clues, you can hold it
above your people from the show can guess or from
the Stade room. I should say that I get a
timer here. This is very I doesn't play black jack,
(11:14):
so I got to do something as they get that ready.
I got to do something cool. Yesterday. Um, I know
you guys are at jingle Ball. So there's a movie
called Licorice Pizza that's in them release right now. Fantastic.
So I got to hang out with Allana Hame from
the band Haime. She's the star of the movie, but
she was also nominated for a Golden Globe yesterday. Uh,
and it's her birthday on Wednesday, so like she was
(11:36):
super excited, like and and you think she would be
this big rock star in which he is, but she
was actually watching West Side Story. She walked out of
West Side Story Theater and walked into her own movie
to introduce it with me. That's pretty cool. I do
want to see that, all right? I stalled enough. What
would that taste like? Pizza? Yeah? I don't think there's
(11:58):
a there isn't. I'll put thirty seconds on the clock
doing what Gandhi's doing the clues and then to guess, Yeah,
I'll do it. Here we go. This goes first, all right, Okay, yes, Um,
a partridge in a pear tree, five gold rings Christmas, Yes,
(12:20):
under the in a closet at Garrotts, a gift yep,
A sweater, a scarf, a hat, your dad. Nope, Um,
you do this in a specific season because it's cold.
Cat gloves, winter clothes, make a snow pass that. Um,
(12:42):
we already did that. One did that one thing, xylophone.
I feel like we could have gotten more if Nate
didn't suck. But that's fine. Here and Froggy, let's see here.
We only have a minute left. But we're done that. Yeah,
(13:04):
we have You and I really are a team. One
team race. Congratulation. We did it. Can't take a job.
We're done. We have a beautiful day. The fifteen Minute
(13:27):
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