December 13, 2021 • 12 mins
From licking fingers to drunk Nate, how's your Monday?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm Presents fifteen minute warning show. Oh Hiday, Look who's here?
Hey Elvis? Yes? Can I give you a warning? I
(00:26):
think your dog is giving as well. Ahead, so you're
going to be in here on Wednesday? Correct? Yes, when
you touch the board, the buttons might be slightly sticky.
Why series eating ribs for the last thirty minutes and
he's been licking his fingers. Scary. I need for you
(00:47):
to totally totally white down that board with some sort
of alcohol based as we are done here to Actually,
I'll start doing it now. We're on the air, so
I gotta be here. I will actusting take care of business.
Licking your fingers and you're touching my board. That's my board,
you know that that's mine. I know it's yours. This
is it's on borrow, it's on loan. I know. But
(01:07):
now just get your sticky ass fingers all over it.
Clean that shut up. We have a toothpick. It's not
a good idea to clean it now, like wait till
the show's over officially. That is like my big pet
peeve watching people eat ribs or wings and licked their
fingers that's no neat way to do it, though, I
don't care. Don't their fingers as long as they wiped
their hand before they touched. I will say one thing,
(01:29):
you guys didn't see. I came in with a wet napkin,
so in between I was actually wiping that. That only
gives so much, Okay. My favorite thing is when COVID
first hit. Actually someone called it and said that that
night before their mother served like finger foods, and it's like,
we didn't want to eat out of our fingers, and
(01:50):
now now we're told slabs again. We don't care. Now
it's like we're getting the VID and putting it on
and puts his dirty ass fingers in his mouth. Every
swear your fader, button and frog. It's very common to
like when you're driving down the road and you see
an accident or a police officer, you got two hands
on the wheel, you turn the radio down and you
drive the speed limit. But then as you get ten
(02:11):
down the road, you're back to all radio's up, one
hand on the wheel and your hall and ask again.
That's exactly what we did with COVID. At first, we
were all careful. Nobody wanted to do anything and like,
now Scary, it's like I just cramming ribs in and
touch the border. Let me just leking my fingers and
leave myselfive all over the board so Elvis can touch.
At Wednesday, Witnesses, I haven't even said hid everyone. There's
(02:32):
Froggy and there's Scary cleaning the board. There's Danielle birthday girl, Gandhi,
and there's Scotty b and there's Garrett and they rode
joining us from the damn and there's drunk Nate. How
drunk are you that? As have you? You've done absent
and anybody that hasn't and you did. You did the
real one to the one from France. The best way
(02:54):
I can describe it's like drinking a back of mental cigarettes.
I really don't know how to describe it other than
that it's such a powerful pungent roma. But you're acting
kind of silly and made it made me very very
gassy because it's a little snoppy. It's that a word.
(03:16):
When we gave a listener earlier a gift card, you're like,
here's a yes, yeah, I don't handle my liquor very well.
We went out on Saidturday night. We went on a
Saturday night. I had half a drink and I'm like
I think I got roofi and Heather goes, no, you're
just drunk. I'm like, well, look, you know what Nate
(03:38):
back in the day, you and I would pound him down.
Oh my god, you remember that night at your hotel
or what was that house with that thing? That an apartment? Yeah, place,
nobody used that word, that place with a door, and
when um, I got so drunk and then I fell
(03:59):
as leap in your spare bedroom, right, And then I
we woke up like seven minutes before the show started,
and I run to the station and I come in
and Daniel goes, you smell like booze, Remember I was.
I was so passed out and you woke me up
and I sat up in bed and said, what do
(04:20):
you do here? You looked at me like, what the
are you doing here? Why is Nate in my apartment? Anyway? So, Brodie,
who do you have with you today? This is Percy
High Percy. Can you imagine a house without dogs? It's
just not right. No, it's sad. Well I have a
(04:41):
house without dogs, and I'm okay, it's sad. You need
dogs me too. They kill me because you're allergic to them. Nate.
Nate is so drunk right now. Not bad. I feel
like I'm getting drunk. It's like like a contact high. Yeah,
I'll be honest. That was that knocked me on my
ass and now drink it. A lovely rue to do
it here with us, Oh no, that would not be.
(05:03):
But you're like Miranda on sex in the city. You're
all drunk. Yeah, this reasoning is excellent. John what's his name, Jeff?
He made it um at his vineyard. Yeah, he has
his own vineyards and now he's mixing his liquor. Yet
he's only worked here for I don't know ever. You
know the way you have to drive to Westchester County
(05:24):
after this, He'll be fine. You're not driving. I'm gonna
take a nap. Put feed in the meter, go to
Elvis's hotel. You can take a nap. Did you say
I'll put feet in the meter. Whatever, I'll feed the meter,
fed in the meter. Che So I saw Brody went
out to dinner at our friend David Burke's restaurant in Morristown,
(05:44):
New Jersey, called seventeen seventy six, and you took pictures
of the food and so I'm assuming he bought your dinner. No,
I pay for dinner. You did know he something? You
got something for free? No, he said, he said, So
we ought to dessert and he didn't like. He said
a choice was good, but he recommended something else. So
he sent the second dessert. He's a nice guy. Yeah,
(06:05):
his food is tremendous. I have to make it over
there soon. It's not far from my house. I have
a question though, so if Brodie went out to dinner,
and I know it's a friend, but did you send
anything back? Nope? It was perfect. The meal was perfect. Honestly, Wow.
And for Brodie not to send something back, that means
it must have been perfect because you are very, very
very picky about your your meal. The server was exceptional.
(06:26):
Who was it food? A guy named Ed? Remember that
when I go, Yeah, I asked for him. He was
a very funny, very personable, very attentive. The food was perfect.
Telling him story like that, I can't control it. It
just comes out. I will say all this. We had
an apple tart. This has never happened to me before,
(06:48):
and so chef David Burke came out and the apple
tart is a whole presentation. So it comes out on
He brings a cart out and the hot apple tart
has a tart cart on it. He takes the dome
off and he points it at your face, and then
the steam from the apple tart hits you. It's an
effect I've never seen before. And then he prepares the
(07:10):
topic and he sounds awesome. I did that last night,
and I've never had like anything. I didn't feeling before.
People look what they're doing it. It was pretty. It's
like your table. He made like an apple cart cart.
So from you do that to Lisa, y'all fart in
the bed and then pull the covers over her head
(07:31):
and she gets so mad, rogues it's the same exact
effect as the as the tart cart. Hey. Sometimes I'm like,
how can you stay man for a couple of days
about a fart joke? Like you gotta get past that anyways,
Like you had a great time fart assault, Yeah, Gandhi
(07:52):
at your birthday. I mean, how do we sell them right?
What do we do to make the day better for you?
We're all hanging out together, guys, this is gonna be right.
We're leaving after working. We're headed to Philly. And then
we're hosting jingle Ball there and coming home. So it's
a day o work, but I think it'll be fun.
I love you guys, so I'm excited. We're not going
now like for work, are well. I don't even know
what time. I wasn't even told what time four o'clock,
(08:15):
three fifteen we're supposed to be and I don't even
know the address. Do you have a bus or something? Yes,
he has a he has transportation for starring Nate. No.
Is there parking over by Andrews that I can park? No?
I mean there is street parking. I'll have to drive
around to find it, but it's not different than Manhattan.
(08:39):
But there's no like, you know, like a garage stuff
close enough? Nate, are you going? I can't go anywhere
in my stage. Nate looks like the towny in a movie,
like at the local bar. He's wearing a flannel shirt
and a trunk, and he's drunk. Drunk, old lesbian lesbian
(09:04):
young lisbe getting a little suber U and drive away. Hey,
don't knock a super They're great car. I love. I
didn't knock did I knock a Subaru? I didn't knock
a Subaru. Let me make it very okay, he didn't
knock the super rout. I'm knocking you. I thought he
had a rap four. But it's okay out back anyway.
Um So, yeah, a single all the way on Netflix. Garbage, right, No,
(09:27):
it's great. I loved it. Oh those those movie that hot,
like we were going to watch one of those terrible
like A Night for Christma, A Prince for Christmas or
some stupid before Christmas is awesome and you know, and
then we saw The Holiday, which we watched last year.
What a turds. The worst of it was so bad,
(09:51):
so stupid. We're not going to believe anything you say, right,
I would say this sober so. A couple of years
ago a movie came out on Netflix was actually it's
with christ and Davis from and Just Or and just
like that whatever it is. Um it's called Holiday in
the Wild and it's got baby elephants in it. She
(10:11):
goes to Africa after she goes through a split with
her man, and she basically like lives near this sanctuary
like rescue place, and it's all about elephants and it's great.
A right, Okay, I'm gonna watch it. Sounds awesome. It
was really good. Actually, and you you are in love
(10:32):
with elephants. Every time I see an elephant video or
a picture I was sending to Gandhi, you know it
makes her happy. Okay, now what are we talking about?
Are we done? I think that feels like an hour's
gone by. We haven't done anything. We haven't four minutes
have gone by. That's it. No fucking way I can
funk with him so bad. Right, he's working with himself.
(10:54):
How much time do we have left? Frog? About three
and aphants? Oh Jesus, all right, Well, I'm tired with
your hair. No. Ever since i've been aging, I get
crumbs in my ear. Do you guys like ear crumbs?
Two years? No, like the last two years, I've been
(11:14):
getting like crumbs in my ear, picking them out and
flicking them on the floor. No. I thought I had one,
but it was just a hair. But I've been getting
crumbs in my ear. Nobody else gets these things like
cookie crumbs, like the consistency of a cookie. Yes, it's
like a crust. Right. I don't think that's healthy. I
don't think so either. I think I should go to
an ornithologist or something, or what does it call him.
(11:37):
I don't know if I like drunk anymore or high glucose, Nate,
can you imagine it too combined? Fuck? I like Crumby
Earn a lot. After this podcast is over, we have
to we have to go show up at the holiday
party happening in the have to clean the board that
the grubby fingerman Scotty. You've been so quiet. I'm just
(11:58):
taking it all in. I beg your par what do
you do that? All right? We gotta get out of here,
just because Nate's driving us insane allye bye, You're such
a sloppy drunk. Bye bye bye, get out of here.
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm Presents fifteen minute warning show. Oh Hiday, Look who's here?
Hey Elvis? Yes? Can I give you a warning? I
(00:26):
think your dog is giving as well. Ahead, so you're
going to be in here on Wednesday? Correct? Yes, when
you touch the board, the buttons might be slightly sticky.
Why series eating ribs for the last thirty minutes and
he's been licking his fingers. Scary. I need for you
(00:47):
to totally totally white down that board with some sort
of alcohol based as we are done here to Actually,
I'll start doing it now. We're on the air, so
I gotta be here. I will actusting take care of business.
Licking your fingers and you're touching my board. That's my board,
you know that that's mine. I know it's yours. This
is it's on borrow, it's on loan. I know. But
(01:07):
now just get your sticky ass fingers all over it.
Clean that shut up. We have a toothpick. It's not
a good idea to clean it now, like wait till
the show's over officially. That is like my big pet
peeve watching people eat ribs or wings and licked their
fingers that's no neat way to do it, though, I
don't care. Don't their fingers as long as they wiped
their hand before they touched. I will say one thing,
(01:29):
you guys didn't see. I came in with a wet napkin,
so in between I was actually wiping that. That only
gives so much, Okay. My favorite thing is when COVID
first hit. Actually someone called it and said that that
night before their mother served like finger foods, and it's like,
we didn't want to eat out of our fingers, and
(01:50):
now now we're told slabs again. We don't care. Now
it's like we're getting the VID and putting it on
and puts his dirty ass fingers in his mouth. Every
swear your fader, button and frog. It's very common to
like when you're driving down the road and you see
an accident or a police officer, you got two hands
on the wheel, you turn the radio down and you
drive the speed limit. But then as you get ten
(02:11):
down the road, you're back to all radio's up, one
hand on the wheel and your hall and ask again.
That's exactly what we did with COVID. At first, we
were all careful. Nobody wanted to do anything and like,
now Scary, it's like I just cramming ribs in and
touch the border. Let me just leking my fingers and
leave myselfive all over the board so Elvis can touch.
At Wednesday, Witnesses, I haven't even said hid everyone. There's
(02:32):
Froggy and there's Scary cleaning the board. There's Danielle birthday girl, Gandhi,
and there's Scotty b and there's Garrett and they rode
joining us from the damn and there's drunk Nate. How
drunk are you that? As have you? You've done absent
and anybody that hasn't and you did. You did the
real one to the one from France. The best way
(02:54):
I can describe it's like drinking a back of mental cigarettes.
I really don't know how to describe it other than
that it's such a powerful pungent roma. But you're acting
kind of silly and made it made me very very
gassy because it's a little snoppy. It's that a word.
(03:16):
When we gave a listener earlier a gift card, you're like,
here's a yes, yeah, I don't handle my liquor very well.
We went out on Saidturday night. We went on a
Saturday night. I had half a drink and I'm like
I think I got roofi and Heather goes, no, you're
just drunk. I'm like, well, look, you know what Nate
(03:38):
back in the day, you and I would pound him down.
Oh my god, you remember that night at your hotel
or what was that house with that thing? That an apartment? Yeah, place,
nobody used that word, that place with a door, and
when um, I got so drunk and then I fell
(03:59):
as leap in your spare bedroom, right, And then I
we woke up like seven minutes before the show started,
and I run to the station and I come in
and Daniel goes, you smell like booze, Remember I was.
I was so passed out and you woke me up
and I sat up in bed and said, what do
(04:20):
you do here? You looked at me like, what the
are you doing here? Why is Nate in my apartment? Anyway? So, Brodie,
who do you have with you today? This is Percy
High Percy. Can you imagine a house without dogs? It's
just not right. No, it's sad. Well I have a
(04:41):
house without dogs, and I'm okay, it's sad. You need
dogs me too. They kill me because you're allergic to them. Nate.
Nate is so drunk right now. Not bad. I feel
like I'm getting drunk. It's like like a contact high. Yeah,
I'll be honest. That was that knocked me on my
ass and now drink it. A lovely rue to do
it here with us, Oh no, that would not be.
(05:03):
But you're like Miranda on sex in the city. You're
all drunk. Yeah, this reasoning is excellent. John what's his name, Jeff?
He made it um at his vineyard. Yeah, he has
his own vineyards and now he's mixing his liquor. Yet
he's only worked here for I don't know ever. You
know the way you have to drive to Westchester County
(05:24):
after this, He'll be fine. You're not driving. I'm gonna
take a nap. Put feed in the meter, go to
Elvis's hotel. You can take a nap. Did you say
I'll put feet in the meter. Whatever, I'll feed the meter,
fed in the meter. Che So I saw Brody went
out to dinner at our friend David Burke's restaurant in Morristown,
(05:44):
New Jersey, called seventeen seventy six, and you took pictures
of the food and so I'm assuming he bought your dinner. No,
I pay for dinner. You did know he something? You
got something for free? No, he said, he said, So
we ought to dessert and he didn't like. He said
a choice was good, but he recommended something else. So
he sent the second dessert. He's a nice guy. Yeah,
(06:05):
his food is tremendous. I have to make it over
there soon. It's not far from my house. I have
a question though, so if Brodie went out to dinner,
and I know it's a friend, but did you send
anything back? Nope? It was perfect. The meal was perfect. Honestly, Wow.
And for Brodie not to send something back, that means
it must have been perfect because you are very, very
very picky about your your meal. The server was exceptional.
(06:26):
Who was it food? A guy named Ed? Remember that
when I go, Yeah, I asked for him. He was
a very funny, very personable, very attentive. The food was perfect.
Telling him story like that, I can't control it. It
just comes out. I will say all this. We had
an apple tart. This has never happened to me before,
(06:48):
and so chef David Burke came out and the apple
tart is a whole presentation. So it comes out on
He brings a cart out and the hot apple tart
has a tart cart on it. He takes the dome
off and he points it at your face, and then
the steam from the apple tart hits you. It's an
effect I've never seen before. And then he prepares the
(07:10):
topic and he sounds awesome. I did that last night,
and I've never had like anything. I didn't feeling before.
People look what they're doing it. It was pretty. It's
like your table. He made like an apple cart cart.
So from you do that to Lisa, y'all fart in
the bed and then pull the covers over her head
(07:31):
and she gets so mad, rogues it's the same exact
effect as the as the tart cart. Hey. Sometimes I'm like,
how can you stay man for a couple of days
about a fart joke? Like you gotta get past that anyways,
Like you had a great time fart assault, Yeah, Gandhi
(07:52):
at your birthday. I mean, how do we sell them right?
What do we do to make the day better for you?
We're all hanging out together, guys, this is gonna be right.
We're leaving after working. We're headed to Philly. And then
we're hosting jingle Ball there and coming home. So it's
a day o work, but I think it'll be fun.
I love you guys, so I'm excited. We're not going
now like for work, are well. I don't even know
what time. I wasn't even told what time four o'clock,
(08:15):
three fifteen we're supposed to be and I don't even
know the address. Do you have a bus or something? Yes,
he has a he has transportation for starring Nate. No.
Is there parking over by Andrews that I can park? No?
I mean there is street parking. I'll have to drive
around to find it, but it's not different than Manhattan.
(08:39):
But there's no like, you know, like a garage stuff
close enough? Nate, are you going? I can't go anywhere
in my stage. Nate looks like the towny in a movie,
like at the local bar. He's wearing a flannel shirt
and a trunk, and he's drunk. Drunk, old lesbian lesbian
(09:04):
young lisbe getting a little suber U and drive away. Hey,
don't knock a super They're great car. I love. I
didn't knock did I knock a Subaru? I didn't knock
a Subaru. Let me make it very okay, he didn't
knock the super rout. I'm knocking you. I thought he
had a rap four. But it's okay out back anyway.
Um So, yeah, a single all the way on Netflix. Garbage, right, No,
(09:27):
it's great. I loved it. Oh those those movie that hot,
like we were going to watch one of those terrible
like A Night for Christma, A Prince for Christmas or
some stupid before Christmas is awesome and you know, and
then we saw The Holiday, which we watched last year.
What a turds. The worst of it was so bad,
(09:51):
so stupid. We're not going to believe anything you say, right,
I would say this sober so. A couple of years
ago a movie came out on Netflix was actually it's
with christ and Davis from and Just Or and just
like that whatever it is. Um it's called Holiday in
the Wild and it's got baby elephants in it. She
(10:11):
goes to Africa after she goes through a split with
her man, and she basically like lives near this sanctuary
like rescue place, and it's all about elephants and it's great.
A right, Okay, I'm gonna watch it. Sounds awesome. It
was really good. Actually, and you you are in love
(10:32):
with elephants. Every time I see an elephant video or
a picture I was sending to Gandhi, you know it
makes her happy. Okay, now what are we talking about?
Are we done? I think that feels like an hour's
gone by. We haven't done anything. We haven't four minutes
have gone by. That's it. No fucking way I can
funk with him so bad. Right, he's working with himself.
(10:54):
How much time do we have left? Frog? About three
and aphants? Oh Jesus, all right, Well, I'm tired with
your hair. No. Ever since i've been aging, I get
crumbs in my ear. Do you guys like ear crumbs?
Two years? No, like the last two years, I've been
(11:14):
getting like crumbs in my ear, picking them out and
flicking them on the floor. No. I thought I had one,
but it was just a hair. But I've been getting
crumbs in my ear. Nobody else gets these things like
cookie crumbs, like the consistency of a cookie. Yes, it's
like a crust. Right. I don't think that's healthy. I
don't think so either. I think I should go to
an ornithologist or something, or what does it call him.
(11:37):
I don't know if I like drunk anymore or high glucose, Nate,
can you imagine it too combined? Fuck? I like Crumby
Earn a lot. After this podcast is over, we have
to we have to go show up at the holiday
party happening in the have to clean the board that
the grubby fingerman Scotty. You've been so quiet. I'm just
(11:58):
taking it all in. I beg your par what do
you do that? All right? We gotta get out of here,
just because Nate's driving us insane allye bye, You're such
a sloppy drunk. Bye bye bye, get out of here.
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