Post Thanksgiving Recap

We didn't check phones or call anyone, so we get to hear what we all did during the week off.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
first morning show? All right, Hey, happy Thanksgiving everybody. Yeah,

(00:25):
I mean we didn't really listen. I didn't send texts
to you guys because I thought about it. I'm like,
I should text everybody Happy Thanksgiving, and I'm like, they
don't want to hear from me. This is if you
work with me every day. No, just enjoy your time
saying Happy New Year on November on January. But do
you okay, so Froggy, do you expect to reply from everybody? Okay?

(00:46):
Hold on, If if I send you a Happy Thanksgiving,
I at least want you to acknowledge it. But I
don't expect the happy Thanksgiving you from anybody. So, Nate,
I sent you one. I didn't get dick back from you. Yeah, see,
I didn't. I'm not engaged in work. I'm sorry, but
one only night. Why only Nate. He's the only one

(01:07):
I care about. Oh yeah, that's true. That's like a
dick move. No, Daniel, I reached out to you also, okay, okay,
but I was happy Thanksgiving it with something else. I
mentioned Thanksgivings. I talk to you, what are you talking about? God?
And I had a phone conversation. But Thanksgiving, no, well
that doesn't tell I heard from I heard from Daniel,

(01:29):
and I heard from Nate's. Yeah, Godi, Andrew and Diamond
Gandhi did send me a very nice happy Thanksgiving? Yes
I did. Where the funk was mine? Where was mine?
Was spared your list? This is well, No, I practice
what I preach you guys. We all deserve our own
time we spend. I spend more time with you than

(01:50):
I do with my parents, with practically with my my
soon to be wife. I mean, it's okay, we don't
need to talk to each other during vacation, okay, But
to send a little high thinking of that happy Thanksgiving
makes happy Thanksgiving to me? Was was veiled in a

(02:11):
in a question that he needed, so it was not
a real happy Thanksgiving. And then we bitched and moaned
about our respective lots in life at that moment. Yes
we did. Okay, Yeah you and what about those generic
texts that you know that people are just sending a
blanket to everybody at all? Agree? Yeah? I think Andrew
sends yeah, somebody sending yeah. That That was it was.

(02:34):
It was actually kind of funny. It was like, hey,
I want to take a minute to stay happy. Thanksgiving
too many times people cutting paste, And then it jumped
into after all we've been through this year and I
want to stay thanks for your friendship and fulfilling You're
the best gymnastics group anyone could ever ask for. Jest,
what's just telling? I got the penis guy in a

(02:57):
turkey from somebody? That is that still a thing? Oh?
Would that guy? PENI guy? Oh? No, I have a
different one. Has anybody seen this one? Here? Hold? I
got to pull it up on my phone. If you're
n w hold on mine were waiting you guys will
be surprised you since this to me. Of course it
said I hope your Thanksgiving is going as well as mine,

(03:19):
And it was this picture, Mad Philip, send you that,
Ryan Olson? Okay, well you can always count on Brian
for something like that. So everybody had a good time
that That was the first time we ever took off

(03:40):
the week of Thanksgiving, which I thoroughly enjoy. Did you
put that in the back pocket for next year? The front,
baby is we take it off again next year? If oh,
come on, happy Thanksgivings. Maybe if you said happy Thanksgiving,
people give me time off. I said, to the only
person that mattered, and he'd give me time off, can't

(04:03):
I can't. Yes, I did, but and you, well, that's
a conversation for later. Yeah, that's an off the air conversation.
You didn't text me and Dick, No, I forgot about you.
That's great. Sorry, Listen, I like Scotty, you weren't off.
You weren't off for thanks. You don't, don't, Daniel, don't
don't don't you're ripping that band aid off? That at it? Well,

(04:30):
you know, in our defense, we only got paid one
time to stay home. Scottie got paid two times to work.
So it's even, isn't it. Huh, Brodie, you're very low again,
Your Mike is very low. Ship closer closer. Hello, that's
not much better. Oh my god, guys, please yell everything

(04:50):
you said right up on it, get right upon it.
I'm not going to do that. Almost, just to be
an asshole, almost did a group text to everybody. Everyone
would then respond onto it. But then I'm like, you
know what, let me not be a dick. It's thanks,
it's Thanksgiving. It would be nice. Yeah, I don't know.
I really enjoyed my week off. I totally unplugged. I know,
Gandhi you did. I didn't check any email. I was

(05:12):
just so fucking glad to not have to deal with that.
And I don't think anything happened. There was the office,
you know what, I was waiting for those emails to
come in that was the technical glitch or something that
were copied. The whole world is I was a sucker
what happened because there was a client issue thingy that
had nothing to do with me, and of course, I,

(05:33):
being not knowing how to say no half the time,
was like, Okay, we'll fix it and I'll do it now, yeah,
on my vacation. But it is what it is, and
that is all, and we move on from it and
we just try to make people happy, that's all. So
I was leaving for the Bahamas on Saturday morning and uh,
right before Thanksgiving, and I went from Saturday to Wednesday,

(05:53):
and on Friday afternoon, I was being held hostage by
UM salesperson saying the copy is coming. I need you
to record this commercial. So I said, you know what,
I'll stay for as long as I can two o'clock,
three four or five six pm. Now it's now, I

(06:14):
have to go to dinner, hold on dinner with my friends.
Uh and and literally after that it's over. I'm leaving
on a flight first thing in the morning, and there's
no way I'm getting a commercial to be on the
radio the following week. But I tried my best to
accommodate this person, but the commercial never came through. It
never came in in time. And I gotta just say that,

(06:34):
for the first time ever, I actually just allowed that
to happen without rearrange, doing it at five o'clock in
the morning the next morning. You know, But do you
feel all powerful? Do you feel empowered? I just did.
The world keep turning, we kept going. See that's my point.
Like Danielle, I'm gonna start calling you eight o anny
because you can't say no. Well, the problem is it

(06:56):
was a big client and it was a mistake on
someone else's part, not on mine, and I thought you
shouldn't have to fix it. But you know, at the
end of the day, at the end of the day,
we love our clients, right, we agree and got to
be partners with them for for as long as we can.
And so if we can do something to help or
rectify something, then I'm going to do it did, I

(07:19):
want to know, But it wasn't because of the client.
It was because of the chose dinner with my friends
over waiting for the copy to come in. Gandhi recepts
me on Friday afternoon and she's like, Hey, I hate
to do this, I need to record something. Do you
have time? And I said yeah, sure, so Gandhi and
I we worked our schedules out and we it was
about seven o'clock at night on Friday night. I recorded it,

(07:41):
sent it to where it was done. Yeah. I mean,
it's not something that we wanted to do, but it
needed to be done. And it's the right thing to
do when you can, Yes, when you can. By the way,
vy for that, Froggy. And in the process of trying
to get that done, I got some It was kind
of funny, some like bitter Ball's comments from the people
who are here, because I wanted to just dial into
the studio record call it a day, not bother Froggy,

(08:01):
not bother anybody else. Apparently nobody can come into our
studios after a certain time, which then opened a bit
of a can of worms as to why no one's
allowed into our studio after a certain amount of time,
responding what happens? Responding, things leave our studio that they
get legs and they walk out in somebody's hands. So

(08:23):
if you want to steal anything, come in before noon. Yeah. Apparently,
because I called the people, I was like, can you
please just run into the main studio, And then of
course they're like, that's not the main studio, that's your studio.
Everybody gets there. There's a main studio that other people
broadcast from. You guys have your own and we're not
allowed in, so fuck you in your spot. I was like, oh,

(08:45):
quite that bad, but apparently felt that these doors lock
and only we have access to talk about. The Christmas
tree behind you, Gandhi made me so happy. Look at it.
It's it's supposed to look like they're just snow on
the tree. It is. Oh gosh. Those are the worst though,
because let me tell you, we put that up in
my mom's house this weekend. There was fucking snow everywhere.

(09:07):
I said to Mom, what, who? What this? God bless
your soul, Dad, because I know you did. But I
was like, what we were vacuuming everything, and the vacuum
and then after you vacuum, if you touch the tree
just as much. You got a vacuum again, Like this
is terrible. I think your dad's laughing, Danielle, like he's cackling.
My only complaint is that Gandhi, if you just tip

(09:30):
your screen up a little bit, it's got no star
bring in. We need to do something. We need a
topper for the tree. They got Stars played a song.
We always had an angel on our tree. Is that
like a regional thing? We are angela. I have a

(09:51):
top hat looks like a gentleman, a top hat like
like Frosty's cute. That's cute. Make Angel and Star are
the two populous. Brandon has feet sticking up. So okay,
we didn't talk about lighting the lights. I'm not Christian.

(10:15):
Yeah yeah you can. I talk about Hanakah things for
a minute. So so my son wanted to My son
wanted like to go buy the Hanakah section and just
check out what they had. First of all, it's it's
so ridiculous. I'm sorry for everyone celebrating Hanakah. They really
need a bigger section, they really do. But Target has
the cutest moose and when you push his each Minora

(10:37):
light lights up separately. Yes for night one one light
the night to two lights. It's the cutest thing. I'm like,
I'm not Jewish, but i want this. It was so cute.
No offense to Hanakah. But why do they need a
bigger section that you don't have as many things? We could? Well,
what we have? You have? Okay, you have drados and
Minora's the blue motif, a mention on a bench. But like,

(11:03):
it's crazy because Christmas has hundreds of life but they
could make more. Do they have to invent them? Are
you trying to see the question? So you just said,
why do you need a bigger section? You don't have anything.
If we had a bigger section, we'd have more things.
One are the the traditions of I'm asking that's irrelevant,

(11:26):
But here's what I'll say. It might be nice as
a Jewish person to have two different lights to choose
from and two different minovers, Like there's one of everything,
as opposed to I'm not comparing the level of religion
Christmas a bigger holiday. I get what color would you want? Bertie?
When you go shopping at home depot, there are a
hundred inflatables, seven hundred sets of lights. Right, there's the

(11:49):
entire third of the store because you have all the
characters of Christmas and stuff. I want a man the Laurean.
I want a man the laure in inflatable from Star Wars.
That's not a that's not a Jesus thing, right, that's
not a Christmas thing. Oh no, Jesus was to the Mandalorian.
Maybe like there's a lot of opportunity for business here

(12:13):
whoever wants to start. But wait, wait, wait, I'm not
I'm not Jewish, so I don't know. Are you not
supposed to worship false adles or something like that? That
is that a thing? I thought that was why there
wasn't a lot of Jewish And what are your false idols? Well,
we've really fucking commercialized Christmas. I have a question for

(12:34):
the Christmas people. Okay, where did the lama come from?
I never used to see the Christmas lama. I don't
even know. Now a Christmas lama everywhere? What's la mama about?
I don't even know there was? Was there a lot
that's indigenous to south half of South America? I don't
think you had MoMA animal. You don't even know why.
And you get an extra animal. We don't have any animals.

(12:55):
But wait, a minute. I mean, Brodie's right. If Yoda
was holding a little dray to let it inflay develop
in front of the house, it's kind of cute, but
would show yes, as long as it was a scary
garden say it. I'm glad you said it. I'm not Jewish.
But when I went over to the jew to the

(13:17):
section for the Jewish ornaments and stuff, I even said
this is that's that is not cool. I'm like they
didn't they should have more stuff. We we actually there
was a bunch of stuff at Petco. We went yesterday.
We bought Sawyer hanaka bandana and a little hanakacho toys.
How Sawyer wants to be? How do you know what
he wants to sell him? How do you know he's
not crazy? Back in the day we bought both. He's

(13:40):
got everything. Now you're forcing him to be a Jew.
But if he doesn't want to be, No, he does
what he wants. Wouldn't want to be? Come on, my
dog like to choose. My dog likes Christmas? Yeah, how
do you know that? Because he choose on his Christmas toys?
Did you buy him haneka toys? Yeah? He didn't like those,
he did? I see I see a massive hole and

(14:04):
an opportunity here, Scottie and and Brodie, if you want
to start creating more Haneka decorations, I feel like this
is the perfect platform in order to launch store. This
is gonna happen, and Scary is gonna get the endorsement.
I'm serious. I know some Jews. I'm from Brooklyn, Jewish

(14:27):
people are from Brooklyn. I love a good bagel. But
it was his idea, No, wasn't his idea? Whose idea
was it? To have more stuff by it should be?
And I think, honestly, I really think some Honeka inflatables
would be huge. Actually reason there are a bunch of them,

(14:48):
but they're very hard to come by, and when these
stores do get them, they sell out like that because
they don't get a reason why they're not more mass produced. Why.
I guess they figured they don't want to get stuck
with them. Why we're eight percent of the population and
Christians are like nineties, so that's why there's more market.
I get it. But you know what you could do,
instead of having like a Christmas present on the inflatable,

(15:09):
have a velcro option to take the Christmas president off.
What did Jewish looking President, you better run with that
right now. That's going to cost more though, it's going
to cost more in production to come up with that
look and look. If you want one inflatable for all seasons,
like a big Yoda with a present, a Valentine heart,

(15:29):
a turkey like everything. I'm not keeping Yoda in my
front yard all year. I would love to have Yoda
with a Yamaka on it. That would be great. Did
you see the new Yoda balloon Baby Yoda and the
Thanksgiving He was so cute. We're up, We're out of times,
out of time, Sorry to cut off the decoration conversation

(15:54):
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