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November 16, 2021 15 mins

Everyone has that ONE friend who is just a BAD person and tries to cut corners in LIFE.x222

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. That's so funny. There's two of you, scary,
so funny. What do you mean there's two of you
and it looks like there's two of you in the podcast. No,
there's two staring at Yeah, no, there's there's another one

(00:26):
behind you. So reach over your computer. Yeah, that's Elvis computer.
That's so cool. I like better on that was just computer.
This is a little cleaner. I'm gonna it's further away,
and it looks like there's like a it looks like
you have a little makeup on or something and Elvis screen.
Why are you going to kill the good computer that
makes you look good and use your computer? Yeah? Yeah,

(00:48):
just do it from where you are. Now, Hey, what's up?
We don't want to see your cross your arm turn
off the one by your dick, your big arm. Got
to get it of this on his arm looks like
his calf. So now we see your leg I'm we
see the counter crop in your legs? Where? Okay there?

(01:12):
What were you talking about? Let's do this for twelve
more minutes. Hey, can I tell you about a shitty
friend of mine? Yeah? Oh, I love hearing about city
friends you work with him? No, so that that didn't
lead down a great path last time Scotty started a
story like that. A guy that lives around the block
from he said, Hey, you know, is there any way
you could drive me to the airport this morning? So

(01:35):
I'm like, okay, but I'm gonna be there at four o'clock.
Has equated idea today? So why is it antiquated? He
keepen eighty dollars on a new people people getting rides
to the airport. I don't know, I don't know. It's
just like taking Uber. It's easier, it's not Scott can
drop him off, and he's willing to. Why not going

(01:55):
that way? Guys money bags over here knows what he's
talking about. It's not boogie if your friend drive you
and you can't get a five star rating if your
friend drives you. Yeah, anyway, So I'm like, yeah, I'll
drop you off, but it's going to be super early,
and he said it's fine. So I pull up to
his house and he comes hobbling out. I'm like, he
gets in the car and he's got a boot on
his left foot, and I said, dude, what did you

(02:15):
do illegally. He's like nothing. They come out and they
get me in a wheelchair and they bring me to
the plane. I said, are you fucking kidding me? Stop?
I said, I'm not taking you. He's like, no, who,
It's all good. I do it every time. Really, I
think that that is so shitty. Tell him to take
a bit, it's going to come back at well. Think
it also makes me think how many people must do

(02:37):
things like that. So many people do it. I wish
Nate was here right now, because Nate was plotting on
that when we all just went out of town, you know,
we went overseas and he was like, next time, I
think I'm gonna put a boot on my leg because
you just get through everything, get to board the plane first.
And then he says, on the other side, if you
just take it off on the plane, once you hop
off or whatever, who's gonna know, what's going to know?
People used to do that in amusement parks, to to

(02:58):
skip the lines and stuff. But okay, I think that
they kind of like No. I was used for that.
My senior year, I had a c L surgery and
then they had like grad night, so all of my
friends just wheeled me around. They got to the front
of the line. I couldn't ride damn thing. But they
got to the front of line. Well, we did that.
We did that legally at Disney. My daughter had a
boot on our foot and we had a note from

(03:21):
a doctor why she had the boot. And so they
let you. We call it booting the rides. So they
let you basically fast pass you. You tell them you go,
you check in, and then they tell you what time
to come back, and then you come back and you
just walk right. You just go right on the ride.
You don't have to stand because she couldn't stand. So
then I get left in line if I'm okay. The
scam was we put the boot on my second daughter

(03:42):
the following year. That was wudn't we didn't have the
doctor's notes. That didn't work Elvis. Elvis introduced us to
the Miracle Flight. The Miracle Flight is very famous. Usually
they run from New York to both Um, you know,
West floor, South Florida, and at six seven in the morning,

(04:04):
everyone's got wheelchairs because they have the wheelchair people go first.
Everyone's in a wheelchair. But then when the flight ends
on the other side, you take note everyone can walk
miraculously off the plane because the wheelchair people have to
wait till the end, till everyone gets off, so all
of a sudden they find the strength, the power, like

(04:24):
I could actually stand up and walk off. Pieces it's
the humidity. Is it wrong? They should be a note
or something on your ticket that if you get a
wheelchair going, you have to have one. Right, Yes, you
kind of feel like old people should get it past there,
like they're old. They've been on this planet for a
long time. They would Sunday whatever, don't pretend like you

(04:47):
need it, and then you know, because they're like hell right,
because then the airline has to have all their personnel
wheel you and then you know, do what if you
who's gonna be the first one to do it when
they turn seventy five? Scary Jones, I'm not never never.
I don't think like that, not like that, not less
the way. Oh, Scary is good at scam in the

(05:11):
system though, Like when we were in Miami a couple
of weeks ago. He got us in everywhere and got
the hook up everywhere. It was like hold on, let
me make a phone call and bam we were there.
So that's not a scam that's not that's just me
being resourceful. Okay, what about the scam you did in Atlanta?
What did you do in Atlanta? He looked up the
name of the general manager of a restaurant, brilliant, gotta
tell the story. Scary. So I couldn't get into this

(05:35):
very difficult steakhouse. So I looked up a five star
hotel that was nearby. I called over to the hotel
and he wasn't staying at and I was not staying at.
And I knew that I knew the general manager's name
from googling it. And I'm like, hey, it's Kim so
and so there. And they're like, oh, no, she left
for the day, of course, because I call after hours

(05:55):
and they're like, I said, oh listen, um, yeah, I'm
I'm so and so and I'm coming for a conference.
But I got here a day early. I'm supposed to
check in tomorrow, but I want to go to this
great restaurant tonight. Can you help me get into this steakhouse.
I'm not I'm not checking in tonight, I'm checking in tomorrow.
And they were like, oh sure. Being a concierge, they
know they have all the hook ups. They called over

(06:17):
to the steakhouse. They gave I took, they took my
cell phone, called me back, Hey, buddy, you know so
and so you're you know your your table will be
ready available for four people at eight o'clock or whatever
it was. I mean, that's on that for not checking
if you actually had a reservation at the hotel. I
used their concierge service at a hotel. It wasn't staying

(06:37):
at to get a reservation. That would have been impossible
to get all did you put a boot on at
any point? They he ate so much they willed him
out of the restaurant. Nice. I have a stand that
I taught scary, but I can't say it on the
air because we use it all the time, so we're
not on the as the podcast ahead. No, I can't

(06:58):
say it to the podcast. And I actually no, Gandhi,
you do something or we can't say it in the podcast.
We can't say it in the podcast because he is
not gonna work anymore. Speaking of things you can't say, Gandhi,
I'd like to say the thing you can't say. Remember,
let's say that get Gandhi's scam is brilliant. She'll tell
everybody off the air, and well not everybody works like
a charm and not give you credit. I gotta try

(07:18):
it one day. Yeah, it works every time Andrew knows about.
Is Andrew still back there? Andrew remember off the grid
we got into that steakhouse. It's that scam. Gandhi is
a genius. Is the one. Don't don't do it? Is
this what she pretends to be the great great granddaughter
of a famous world leader. That one works every time. No, there,

(07:40):
but if I say it on if I say it
on the fifteen minute morning show, then people are going
to know and their scam's not gonna work anymore. So
it'll still work. No, don't do it. Don't do it here, Gandhi,
don't do it. Andrew, No, Ill, it's nothing illegal. It's
just brilliant. Gandhia got us into a restaurant and was it.
We were we in Vegas. She pulled the SKA and
she just walked over and she made it seem like

(08:02):
we had a reservation. She was just like, Hey, I'm
just checking on our reservation to make sure we're gonna
be seated soon. And they're like, yeah, no problem. Many
people in front of it to that point, Danielle. I've
noticed that if you walk into anywhere with confidence, anywhere
there's a stanchion or something not and you act like
you belong and you just walk, no one's gonna stop you. Ever,

(08:22):
they don't say where you going. Try that at the
airport talking about walking to the bank like that. If
you go up to the desk, would be a little
assertive with the front desk about you know, waiting at
Applebee's and everyone's sitting there with their beepers on the
bench for two hours. You could like, you know, you
could come up with scary doesn't at the grammar school,
right walks right in. He walked right into the You

(08:46):
could go like this, yeah, I just thought it. Right now.
You walk up to Applebee's front front of the line
on a Saturday night, that's so so here I am
on a Saturday. You just walk up cold and say
it's my table ready yet? And no they could be like, no,
I understand, where's your beeper? I'm like, dude, I've been

(09:08):
sitting here for an hour and a half and they
didn't give me a beeper. Just do that just like that,
what like, I don't know, I came in, I checked
in two hours ago. What's your name? And I've been
sitting here on the bench. Yeah, you checked in. What's
your name? My name, my name, My name is Scary
Scary Jones. There's no he said, I never got a beeper.

(09:30):
You've also never been Applebee's. I heard Scary use that yesterday.
I'm Scary Jones held us to Rancho. It was my
favorite thing in the world. Also side note, he went
after there was an incident with the celebrity. Scary said,
I greet my listeners all the time. I never have
a problem taking pictures. The person who was the celebrity
in question was an A lister, so not to day lister.

(09:54):
We said, a solid, he's a he's a big guy.
He dines with jay Z. I mean, yes, the story,
the back story had nothing to do with me, was
really about Sam. Yes, So Sam saw a celebrity. Sam,
I saw him take a picture with someone else. I'm like,
you could go take a picture with this person, um it.
So I encouraged her. She waited for Scary to get back.

(10:15):
We all know Scary. It's like the CEO of making
the meet and greets happen. So he's now in the
front of the restaurant in full view of everybody, so celebrity.
But he's in the front of the restaurant now so
everybody can see him. He's not in the back of
the restaurant where he took where I saw him take
the picture, so he's in full view of everybody. Sam

(10:35):
goes over. He says he can't take a picture with her,
but he for privacy reasons or whatever. And she came
back and she she's like, oh my god. I got
to meet him though, and we talked and it was
so wonderful. Scary sits down that douche bag. I kind
of I took the conversation. I kind of, you know,
said hello to him. I introduced Sam, I said, you know,

(10:57):
she's a huge fan fan. Had a few words back
and forth, and then I jumped in with the you know,
would it be okay if sham here took a picture
with you? And that's when we got the whole privacy thing,
and and that's why I'm like, you know, you're an asshole.
I worked with this person on an event before, and
they weren't the nicest when I worked. Really, that's just

(11:17):
so disappointed. They were very cold and standoffish. Are they like,
you're I'm sorry you your privacy. You're in public at
a public event that was happening, But this happened to
you before, scary where you met Jerry Seinfeld? And why
do we have to take a picture because if I
take a picture with you, everybody's gonna want to take
a picture exactly. And he was in the front of

(11:38):
the restaurant. It's where like if all of a sudden
she saw one person. Because that's what happened. Sam was like,
this is him. Once it was confirmed, she was like,
oh my god. But imagine now people looking at the
front of the restaurant and saying, oh, who is that?
But Daniel confirmed this person was times they weren't. I'm
not going to say they wouldn't mean mean, but they weren't.

(11:59):
They were the nicest. They weren't like friends that friends.
They like themselves a lot. I'm not gonna out guy,
but he's very popular, he has he has two million
followers on Instagram. But he's the kind of guy. He's
the kind of guy that should be the master of
a lot of things, like how to be nice with people,
but he comes out he's the master of none. Because
you have two million followers. You must take pictures with

(12:19):
everyone now you know Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney won't take
pictures anymore. He says, I would rather have an actual
conversation with a fan and give you that than take
a picture with I would rather have a conversation with
Paul McCartney as long as someone was filming it. That
you want proves that you met Paul McCartney, like he
don't want that. I kind of get it, though, don't.

(12:40):
You gotta get it, especially with the way everyone is
now and you can photoshop things to look like there's
something they're not but context, Like, I kind of understand it.
What somebody asks us for pictures. You would never say no,
you would. No one gives a ship enough about any
of us to do something bad with it, like we
don't count. We're not part of this conversation. Listen. Back
in the day, Whence was still alive, I got to

(13:01):
interview Prince and they said it had to be a
live interview because Prince wouldn't do prerecorded interviews because of this.
He was afraid that people would edit it to make
it sound like he said things that he didn't say.
So I believe that the same thing, you know, in
a different in a different way. And well, well, when
Scary sat down, he of course he then said, well,
I take pictures with every listener. I've never turned down

(13:22):
a listener in my life. And then he said to
further the point that this person was a d bag
goes and he doesn't follow what he went on Instagram. No,
he's one of those people that follow zero. He hangs
out with jay Z, like jay Z has like, don't
you don't follow him? We've given so many clues we

(13:46):
have no. I think you're the only one who actually
gave a clue. Just did know that any everyone hangs
out jay Z. It's just it's just talking about It's
just not right. It's just not right. I'm sorry. You
know you your fans maybe you and now you know
and and by the way, very personable. When this person

(14:08):
is is out in public doing their public thing that
they're known for and talks about situations and things and
but but you know, that's their job, that's their job.
But to me it's phony. Well, but it's their job.
It's like do publicity. But maybe this is the theory.
Maybe that person was with people he doesn't want other
people to know, like, maybe that wasn't his girlfriend he

(14:29):
was with and it was this other woman. Why would
he be in public with all fans. And because he's
not in public, he's in a restaurant. And it wasn't
a shift down. We were all standing. It was a
stand up cocktail part and he was dressed nicely, look good.
You know you were sitting too, We were sitting in

(14:50):
he was you. When I got him, he was standing
up and he was just scared. Did you introduce yourself
to him? As I didn't, But you know what, had
I done that, he probably would have taking the picture
for Sam about last night. Yes, we're talking about last night.
It's not because you weren't enough. By the way, he
may not if he knew work. You know. I'm sorry.

(15:14):
I'm sorry to ruin this party, but where our time
is up? Well hold one that I think we should
keep fighting. Scary. It's it's rude to go over to
somebody and basically admit you don't like them. You're like, hey,
can my my friend likes you? Can she get a picture?
You might as well up said I don't like you.
I think that's what you went wrong. Guys, I have
to go to a park and have some recreation right now,
all right, everybody's tay, goodbye everybody. Fifteen minute Morning Show

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