The Food Delivery

Are you the type of person who orders food but doesn't trust who is delivery it?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
morning show. Here we go the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Here on our Hallow's Eve, because tomorrow Friday is our Halloween.
It's okay, we move that around, right, that's fine? Yeah, yeah, absolutely,

(00:26):
No one tries to move Christmas. Christmas is always December.
Halloween is whenever you want to do it. There's Froggy,
and there's Scotty B and Master Control, and there's Gandhi
and they're Scary, and Danielle and Straight and Eate, and
there's Dave Brody in the Den. Hi, Dave Brody and
the Den. Good morning. Are you going as Dave Brody
in the Den for Halloween this year? You know what?
It's one of the top twenty costumes in America. Right now,

(00:49):
I can see that. You get a strap on couch
with it, and you get the step and repeat the
whole big trap on. So where do we start? Did
you hear my butt vibrating while we were doing the

(01:12):
show today? Are you a Flagelen? No? I can't. I
have my phone on vibrate obviously, and I sit on
it during the show and I have an instat cart
order in you know for my groceries, and there's apparently
not as many things at the grocery store that I want.
So he keeps putting in my replacement ideas, and every
time my buck, he's like, no carrots, no tangerines. Pick

(01:36):
a new freaking replaces it was a shopper. It's not easy.
They are out of everything, ridiculous freaking carrots. Who who
doesn't have carrots? And then when the customer like you
doesn't respond, I'm just standing there like, dude, what do
I do? And I'm just wasting all my time waiting
for you to respond. I'm doing a show. What the
hell do you offer me? Well? I know, but if
you're an instat cart shopper, it's part of what you do.

(01:57):
You have to accommodate. You have to have a high
sense of customer service. You have to be patient with
the old lady over here that needs car Do you
get piste off at the person if like you pick
a replacement because I didn't get back to you, and
then I decide I want something different, yeah, and then
they want a refund on it and I've already left
the store, and then they give me a bad rating.

(02:18):
I love this stuff. I had a problem with ordering food.
A couple of days ago, I for the first time
ever order I had problems before. I know, it's hard
to believe. I ordered, I put together at order at
the supermarket, and I said, have it ready for two o'clock.
At to forty, I got a text message saying, our

(02:38):
team is now putting your order together, so I'll be
ready on time. But it's already forty minutes late. So
I went. I waited forty five more minutes. The food
finally came out. That's fine. The next day I got
a text message saying my order was ready to be
picked up. So the system is not working. Have you
guys had smooth? It's always smooth for you guys. What
does that happen to you? I don't know. I go

(02:59):
shopping in this store, I wouldn't know. Well, I'm talking
about the people that actually have UH are on the
other end of it. I'm sorry. I've never used that
service before, you know what. I tell you why? Because
I just don't trust anyone else to choose the vegetable produce,
yard stuff and can stuff. I think these people are
for the time, the time crunch, Like I'm just gonna
grab everything off the shelf whatever it is. Oh, I've

(03:21):
had stuff stolen before, like I've had your order has
been delivered. And then I go, but that's that's not here.
It is not here. And then they're like take a picture.
It's not my house, or they don't put a picture,
and then I have to oh, and I'm like, really, yeah,
it's crazy. I brought in to the wrong house once.
It wasn't fun. I'm actually a grocery stores worst nightmare
because I'm a backreacher. I'll go all the way to

(03:42):
the back because i know that's where they put the
freshest stuff, and I'll just like rummage through everything. And
by the way, uh, they know that. You know that,
and therefore they don't always do that reechology. Look at
the dates. That's the only way you know. I like,
I've got my grocery store that I go to all
the time, the one that's right around the corner of
my house. I know that store like the back of
my hand. But like, if I'm going somewhere else and

(04:04):
I'm all my way home and stop by a different store,
I don't know where a damn thing is in the store,
and it takes me times longer to get what I need.
I'd be better off to just go to the store
that I always know. Why can't all grocery stores, and
especially the same chain, Why can they all be laid
out the same way? Well, my favorite here, I've been
going to three years Kings in Bedminster, New Jersey. Every

(04:25):
once in a while they'll stir it up and my
aisles have shifted. I'm like, where the fund is my bread?
Why do they do that? Because they want you to look.
They want to get lost in the store. There's science
behind that, right, Scottie. They change it around so that
you start going through the aisles and then you buy
ship that you wouldn't normally buy, Like some of the
cold stuff is all the way in the back of

(04:46):
the store because you so you have to go through
everything just to get that container of milk. You know.
That's why I order my groceries online a lot, because
I don't want to go and buy extra ship. I
want to get what I need and not look, Oh wait,
cocoa puffs. You know, I don't want to maybe a
good idea. Hey back to the phrase, I know it
like the back of my hand. Have you even looked

(05:07):
at the back of your hand. Would you know that
in the lineup you look at it all the time.
I mean I don't look at my hand all that.
I don't which side is that this? This is the
back or yeah, that's the back is here? Well, I'm
assuming are you sure that's the back? This is the
back right now? This can be the front of the hand.

(05:30):
I mean, guys, I guess know the back of their
hands best. It's a very sexist phrase, if we think
about it, it's the back of your fist. Give you
the back hand? Which part of the hand? Is very fun?
That's so fu stupid. I don't even not even the
back hand is right here? You're right, you're right head
with the back of your hand there you God, Yeah,

(05:54):
I don't know. I think we're all tapped out. I
don't think there's nothing else to talking about. If we're
talking about what the which part of your hand into
the back of your hand? We've run out of thanks?
Why don't give us some more? Because Nate's Nate is
always good for a good dad? Is m or is?
But I don't know if this I don't know. I
don't know if I should say that I worked with
a guy he used to call the back of the

(06:15):
hand the pimpant to give him the pimpant. I think
that's that's terrible. I don't think you'd say that anymore. God,
I don't think you could say that. You just did.
He just don't think you can say another phrase that
I heard yesterday that I don't understand. Really, there was
a traffic report and she's like, there's a laundry list
of traffic, Like who, what's a laundry list? Who writes

(06:36):
a list about laundry? Where did that come from? That's
a good point. It should be a grocery list. And
when Scary says, oh, a mixed bag of weather, do
you even know what that means? Yeah, it means a
little bit of sun some clouds. Man, where it comes from?
It's kind of a mixed bag. No meteorologist said, well England,

(07:00):
Oh God, don't know what we're asking. We're asking how
where did mixed bag originate? Like what like mixed nuts?
Like I said, I don't know. You're sitting there guessing
you gotta look it up and you to answer asking
questions while we're talking about Scary. I feel like you
guys would appreciate this. We were in an uber the
other day he sort of mentioned this briefly on the
air and left out a big part of it. As

(07:22):
we're in the uber, he he looks at me, taps
me and says, this guy's gonna love this. It was
an Indian driver, so that's when he decided to drop, Hey,
you know, she's a Gandhi's great granddaughter. Scary, this guy's
gonna love it. I was like, why do you do that.
I'm so proud of it, I'm so excited and I

(07:43):
know but you know, there are some and maybe Gandhi
will tell you, there are some Indian people that aren't
happy with the fact that she's Gandhi and she's everybody
would be enamored of your closed box of thinking. Gandhi
explained to him, what's going on. No, there are a
lot of people who one are going anti Gandhi these

(08:06):
days to think that I'm an embarrassment to the family,
and three of some just don't believe me and think
that we're being those idiot stereotypical people who were like,
she's Indians, so she's related to Gandhi. There's like no
winning in that situation, which is why I don't say it.
But I'm just looking at this guy and being like,
he's gonna love it. He didn't love it. He did
not love it. You know why. It's kind of rude,

(08:27):
Like you should ask her if she's okay with it
before you do that. You're hearing name. He'd get a
seat by the window in the No, he's done that.
He name dropped. Where was the restaurant that you were like,
I'm coming Gandhi's great granddaughter. I said, I will kill you.
I will kill you. Oh my god. Some restaurant shouldn't alright,

(08:48):
But you don't know what you're playing with. I'm glad
Gandhi talked about Scary has this thing, especially when he's
so happy and proud of himself. He'll elbow you like
like he'll like, check this out, pretty, You're gonna love this.
He's gonna love this. It's like, I don't know. I
was assuming that, you know, the Indian culture and this
gentleman in the cab would have been like, oh my god,

(09:09):
this is so close to each other, Like she's here
and he's over there, and he knows all about the
history and of this this man who did amazing things,
and she's right back here. He's gotta I gotta give
him this information. How do you know he knows anything
about history? And how are you convinced he was Indian?
We confirmed that part, and I will say, Scary, I

(09:30):
love you because I think it's very nice that you're
so happy about it and you're so proud of it.
And I'm not not proud of it. I'm just saying
not everybody feels the same way that you feel about it.
So it's kind of like a I want to talk
and roll every now and then. Yeah, next time, I
had to look up Gandhi's email addressed through our contact system.

(09:50):
That's a long story and it shows this. Uh, four
other Gandhi's who work for our company has Scary already
called them to let them know that God he's related
and they're not. Have you No, I didn't even know
there were four others. That's all the Gandhi's for the company.
But you're the top Gandhi, I guess because nobody knows
about them. To Gandhi, to Gandi, that's the new reality
shows America, top Gandi. Okay, you can tell Elvis like

(10:20):
all of you. I didn't say, not just some of you.
It's always about you, scary. So I was just waiting
on night to tell us what mixed bag? Okay, well
I have the answer, A mixed The mixed bag refers
to a hunting bag containing the different kinds of animals
and birds that the hunter has taken. There's your weather, scary,

(10:44):
it's a bag full of like different animals in your bag.
Perfect expect At the check out a restaurant, do you
tell them? Do you ask them what's the damage? Do you? Oh?
I do that all the time. And then who broke
a window? Yeah? He broke a window? Yeah, because it's

(11:08):
so expensive soft. Last night I went out to dinner
with a friend who's my age, you know, and so
our waiter was like, I know, seventeen, maybe fourteen. I
couldn't tell he was young. And so my friend made
a joke about he wanted an Honold Palmer, which if
you don't know, his iced tea and lemonade, right, And
he says, you know what I'm driving tonight? Otherwise I

(11:29):
would have had a John Daly. Now you have to
know that John Daly is an alcoholic golfer from twenty
five years ago. And this poor like twelve year old
waiter was like close. You know that, my friend says,
I'm gonna I said, dude, after he walked away, I said,
there's no way he knows who John daily Is goes.
When he comes back, I'm gonna ask him. Now. You

(11:50):
can't ask the kid right because he laughed, and if
he says he doesn't know, then he admits he laughed
for no reason, so not to offend, right, you can't
ask him right, Yeah you can. No, no, no, it's
time to move on at that. You know what, your friend,
uh straight Nate enjoys it John Daly from time to time.
I do. I love it one of my favorite drinks,

(12:11):
you know. Coacht coaster boy Josh is here and his
he's got this great haircut. But I don't. I feel
like not all of us can rock it. I mean,
his haircut is really I would like for you to
try it. Scary. Yeah, Jo here for a second, please,

(12:31):
but only that's only Josh can wear that haircut, and
it'll only look good on certain people. I mean I wouldn't.
I would try it, but I look like a freaking idiot.
Do not try this one. We're used to this swimmer
haircut cross hands because I mean, coach a boy is Josh.
He's young and he's hip and he's yeah. Yeah, he's

(12:52):
a Williams kind of guy. Show them the whole Pete,
the whole package with everything. It was. Beard a beard
looks so cute. You look great, Josh, as always show
the back. Wait, Josh, I loves the glass. I feel
I feel uncomfortable. Is that great on your haircut? And

(13:14):
wants to try it? Josh, that's what he's saying it
no way, No, I'll never be able to come on, Josh,
you don't think Scary can rock that? I say, go
for it. Do that you just wanted to do it?
It can make fun of him. It's not nice, Yes, Scary.
Does it go to anyone who would know how to
do that? He doesn't have enough hair for that either.

(13:36):
But yeah, Josh, don't you know what I mean? It's
not long enough. That's what I'm just like, Scary. Your
hair that you have now looks great on you. Now,
don't hear? He will never get another haircut. He will
always have this haircut you. I will see Scary in
twenty years, he'll have the same haircut. It looks greyer
than it's ever been. Yeah, but guys, guys look distinguished
with gray hair. Girls, well, little girls nowadays too, but

(13:57):
guys really look nice. Yeah, it's just a matter of
letting it actually go all the way gray. It's set
in between stage. That's kind of weird. But when I
see women with all like silver hair, I think it's
so cool. Did you see the filter on Snapchat with
the long gray hair and the glasses. It made me
want to dye my hair gray because it's the coolest,
you know. I asked our friend Dina with the pink
hair if she would turn me silver, and she said

(14:19):
absolutely not, because apparently it's more invasive of the process
than going blonde was going white. She said, that will
strip your hair to death. I'm not doing that. The
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