Pyramid with The Show!

We tried to have a nice fun family game BUT we just end up fighting!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present morning show? Oh my god, it's a fifteen minute
morning show podcast. Hey, I've I've missed all of them

(00:23):
this week until now we all two of them. Yeah?
Can I get you know the original lyrics to this song? Yeah?
Can I get a fuck you? There's Froggy, there's Gandhi,
there's Scary, there's Scotty Bees sucking down a big old banana. No,

(00:45):
he's practicing for only fans. Page it's already half eating.
I can't put up this part of my mouth that
takes practice. And there's Danielle and there's Dave Brody in
the den. Hi, Dave Brodie like that color sure on you? Oh? Yeah,
you're right? Where is uh? Straight Nate on the phone?

(01:07):
On the phone and the other outside of don't you
know we're doing a show? No? Hey Elvis. Yes, Danielle
just said she loves this color on me. Yeah, my
family hates this color on me. I'm not allowed to
wear it. What are you wearing it? Because there's there's
no one to see me this early in the morning
and just put on. But I'm not allowed to wear

(01:28):
red or maroons because why hollering and my freckles. They
say it clash is terribly. I think it looks great
on you. Well, I like Danielle's opinion better. Right now,
I think it looks really, I think it looks great.
I think you look good. Thank you. I'll let them
know that. There's Nate, Nate. Where were you? Who are
you talking to? Oh? I was making a doctor's appointment.

(01:48):
Oh which doctor? My allergies doctor? Which doctor? And there's
gay Gate. Sorry Garrett, my gay Garrett. Now I'm thinking
you give Garrett in Nate Gate. There's Garrett. You're a
Gate American. Alright, Well, this is my first day here
this week. I'm so excited, So you guys take over.
I'll watch. Shouldn't it be the other way around? Since

(02:10):
that's your first day here? What have you brought to
the table. I brought everything to the table all day
to day. That took your ideas and made them my own.
He has given birth to us. According to a text
message Elvis, you sounded like Franz Drescher today. They hope
you're okay. Where I've got it. I'm almost topped top. Yeah,
you little stuff, he knows. I don't know how that
makes you sound like an old Jewish woman. But somehow

(02:31):
you does so what do you thanks? I guess anybody
want to play more pyramid because I actually didn't do
terrible this time. You did well, Froggy, were very proud
of you. You had so many Z words. Let's do
it playing the room. If we can all see the well,

(02:52):
that's I think it's just kind of kind of fun
to see how somebody if you also, if you hold
it up above the skirten scary Garrett myself, we can
all give clues to the people who cannot see it
very good. Look at that. See does understand me? Sounded
like a fucking idiot? And last time I'll look and

(03:13):
say was zebra. But that's what they want, don't you.
Don't you not realize how these people play. They want
you to look like idiot. You're falling right into the
trap like you. You are on a high right now,
and now the opportunity for you to go back down
to where you were before the game is at hand. Now.
I feel like Elvis was about to say something, no,
I'm just trying to get the game, storry, but everyone

(03:33):
was I don't have a whole hell of a lot
of clues left, so we have to dig into something
else here. Okay? So all right, so who wants to play?
Who wants to give some clues? I'll give clues. No,
you can't play if you're in the room. We would
because because we could see, you can't guess if you're

(03:55):
in the room. So I'm gonna mix these in with
some other ones. So, uh, do we want to do
a timer? I got a timer here? Okay? So who's
going to be guessing for you? Gandhi? Who wants to
guess my clues? I will? Okay, Elvis and I let's
do it? Okay? Are you ready? Yes? You got it? Okay, right,

(04:16):
so here we go. Um pumpkins, Hey bals, hey Ryan, Um,
a razor, an apple, a penny, A toothbrush in your bathroom?

(04:37):
We'll pass that. Did you find in your candy bag?
John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy cereal killer um, toilet paper
in someone's house? Ringing and running? Okay, ship to Danielle
does Saturday the night before Halloween? And was that clue?

(05:00):
Shitty of things you get when? Yes, the worst one
with razor blade? Yeah, the first one was Halloween decorations.
Then things you don't want to get well trigger treating. Okay,
that's good. Of course you've got serial killers right on
the nose. And then the last one was Franks you
pull when you don't get a treat. Devil's Night, that's

(05:23):
the night before. And they also put whole sentences that
you have to read exactly. I did the shorter ones
during the show today. Who wants Who wants to tell you?
It's not easy, it's not easy to guess. It's it's
a very difficult place clues to somebody doing brody. Okay, alright,

(05:43):
so these are no longer Halloween. I ran out of Halloween,
so so it'll still work. So let me turn my
camera this ways, and uh, you're gonna be running your
own buzzer. So he got you. Okay, here we go,
Silent night deat the halls U. You can see it.

(06:05):
You can see it. Stop starting, start, you can see it.
I can see the word lift it up, all right,
I'll lift it up higher. Al Right, here we go.
Read christ okay, okay, okay, al ready and Nevada, Nebraska,
New York, New Jersey, connectic with the letter end no, no, no,

(06:26):
Kansas see the Missouri states to start with end no
stop it tell it that pass, Monopoly, scrabble, trouble, ard games, Um, Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson,
former presidents. No people on the dollar bill. Goddamn it.

(06:54):
We name presidents on money well slf people people on
us money money, people on that. He said it at
the end, he did diner on that. What was the
state one that you sucked up? The states? The things
you said all states would served with the letter end

(07:14):
And I can see Elvis, but I did. I went
into Oklahoma and kand Chances and Connecticut. I heard him,
I heard him the hand gestures, the hand gestures that
scary was trying to be sorry. I love how particular
Brody gets Christmas Carol's in the tune of ge But
did you did you get Cushman this? I'm not the

(07:35):
suckiest one anymore? Hold on, Hold on time for Danielle. Yeah,
I'm not of clues. I'm not a clue. Hang on,
just write some real quick, give me a second, and
did talk amongst yourselves. I'll come up with a couple
more hanging Halloween one or just make them up as
you got. I'll know, I'll know what the answer is,
and I'll give you a clue. Then ready to turn around. Ready,

(07:58):
Danielle red green orange paint colored. Yeslile car manufactured. So
hold on, so Nate, well, holding up to the camera
for Danielle. But somebody's got to turn around to guess

(08:18):
because the rest of you were on A'm going to
see the clues as well. Well. Know that I'll just
guess or yeah, or Scottie. I have a better idea
for daniel since she can every can get them right.
Just hold it up to the screen and she'll read
what's on the tape. Do it that way. I always say,
I want to do this so badly with my sister,
anything that has to do with guessing, because the two

(08:40):
of us have a very similar brain, so I can
say things that she would absolutely know what I'm thinking,
even though nobody else would. And I think we would
be able to game the system of all these games shows,
but we'll see this game makes me feel like the
big dumb mass out. Okay, do you remember that show
called password ye? What they would do It would be

(09:00):
two people playing against each other, and then on the
screen it would clearly say the word that was trying
to get. Yeah, it would say umbrella. It would say
umbrella and then and then the guy would go he
would have to do clues the thing you put above
your head when it rains. And I would sit there
and for my mom and dad and scream out the

(09:20):
words that are printed on the screen, umbrella, car washing.
My mom and dad were amazing how smart I was.
Explain to them, you know the screw right there. That's funny.
I feel like a dumbass in my house more and
more every day because my kids with this man, my

(09:41):
kids are so smart with math. I am so bad.
You guys know that. Yesterday they were like, Mom, what's
this problem? And then they were throwing all these things
out at me. I looked at them, I'm like, are
you kidding me? Who the hell do you think you're
talking to? They were like, my, it's so easy. I'm like,
it's easy for your brain. Mommy's brain. Two plus two
sometimes confuses me. You know, seriously, we should try to

(10:04):
get on Family Feud as a family radio show. Only
only if we could. When someone gives a bad answer,
we can actually go, that's a stupid answer, yeah, and
sid answer told to always say, and you're supposed to
dance and jump up and down looking nuts. My family

(10:25):
would never make it on there because just stand have
some more clues for somebody to play for somebody else
has done. You got a lot, right, I think I
think we're good. Alright, good Scotty Bean is gonna give Danielle.
Come on, Scott can you see him from over there? Scottie, Um,
he's gonna hold him? Yeah? Okay, really, are you sure

(10:51):
get your glasses on? I don't need glasses. Just make
sure you hold high. Yeah, alright, Hi, Hi, Hi, he's
got a dingera forever. Can't you just do it? All right?
You're ready? Here's that you guys just going on and
on and on. Just do it all right? Come on?
I was ready for the action. Here we go. McDonald's,

(11:12):
Burger King, Kentucky chau juice Jerk July. Start with Jay Albany, Tallahassee, Topeka, Um, Sacramento, Trenton.
I don't know, damn it pass uh Cookie, Crisp Stereo, Yes, Um,

(11:40):
the Atlantic Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the big bodies of water.
That was State Capital's Danielle. I was you know what
I was listening to. I'm sitting there gonna wait. Do
they all start with the same letter? Let me let
me think of that first. Nate gives a lot like

(12:02):
things that start with whatever, Froggy was? I right, is tallahassee? Right?
It is Tallahassee Look at you. Wait what was the
large body of water thing? It was bodies of water?
Very nice? I got that was up? Now, bites very good,
you have more? Wait? What am I? All right? Give

(12:23):
me a second? Alright, So talking, we're talking about math.
My son is in first grade. He comes home, he goes, Dad,
we got something wrong. So he's learning about units of measure.
So he had to draw a picture, and he decided
to draw balloons. So he drew five balloons, and then
in the box next to it, goes put the number
of units. So me, thinking the number of units would

(12:44):
be five balloons, I go, all right, how many balloons?
He goes five? Ago right that He goes, Dad, you
got you got it wrong? I go, what am I
supposed to write? You're supposed to write balloons in the
box instead of units? Whatever? If you know what they has?
Anyone noticed who has kids that they teach kids very differently. Now,
if they come home and ask me a question, I

(13:06):
will teach them the way I learned. But it's no.
I'm so sorry you. We can't write that on the
piece of paper because that's wrong. I go, but that's
how we learned it. Well, that's not how they teach
it anymore, and so they'll market as wrong even if
it's the right answer, which is so crazy to me.
I used to think math was a universal language until
I realize how they teach it differently in different places,

(13:26):
and then I was like, oh, okay, I guess it's
not as universal as I thought. If you want another
game to make you feel stupid, or at least playing
with my dad feel stupid, you guys ever, play Wits
and Wagers. It is such a great game. It asks
you the most irrelevant trivia effects that it gives you
the most irrelevant trivia effects, and you have to give
it back an answer. So how fast does the fastest

(13:48):
elevator in the world go? And you have to based
on the category and make a little wager, and whoever
gets closest gets everything on the table. My dad knows
everything about everything. It's so irritating. I don't know how
he does it, but he knows all the answer, So
I don't want to play with him. N alright, I
like that. Yeah, are you ready? Well, we're out of time,

(14:12):
Thank god. All right, I guess that's it. Being with
you by everybody by fifteen minute Morning Show