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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show? Oh, we don't even have anyone to start
it all staring where's Daniel? This is really weird. Nate
went downstairs to do something downstairs, maybe going upstairs. All
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he said was I'm going and I'm not coming back.
So that could be mean for good or just for
the time being. The way, can I just tell you
the three to four to toilet upstairs is about to
fall off the wall, so somebody's gonna sit down on
it and it's going to break up, Like the bolts
are separated from the wall, so at some point going
to come out of the side of the wall. Yeah,
there's gonna be a fun story on a flood coming people.
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I hope lost it too much. Maybe now, don't you
want it to be you so that you can get
some some like settlement out of this and move on
with your like some settle now, Okay, I don't know
that you're really if you okay, if you slam your
ass down on a toilet and it comes off the
wall and there's like fecal matter and what am I
s all over here? Right? I think that yeah, you
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you would get something. I'm just thinking about what kind
of injury I might get if you get all the
injuries practical. Andrew is in the room and he's laughing
his ass off. What my microphone? Here, my water cup?
And I heard you talking about fecal matter. Yeah, and
I'm not gonna like because they now come in every day.
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I sit in there while you guys are recording it,
y'all talk about poop a lot, right, get right to
the poop. We're talking toilet upstairs that's about to come
off the wall apparently. And what what kind of settlement
would you get if you got poop all over you
because the toilet flew off the wall. I feel like,
let's see how well Andrew knows the show. Who do
you think leads the poop conversation? Froggy it well, Gandhi, No,
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I thought you would know this person. Well, stay with
me every day. How do you not know this Well,
we don't talk about poop, No, we don't know Stai.
Conversation goes to poop immediately with everything like he takes
a bite of something and he's like, my stomach is
so unsettled, it's so awful. This is a yourself special
Most of the stories happen in the bathroom just to
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talk about ship to you, because he saves it all
for us. That's true. He leans it out with us
before he gets to you. Well, we were actually not
on the topic of poop if we want to just
take a quick skirt detour, But we were talking about
disgusting desserts on our podcast yesterday and we mentioned ambrosia.
Who has had an ambrosia think it's disgusting. It sounds delicious,
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it does not sound good. Is a seventies dessert. It's
very like retirement home. Yeah, yeah, to try it, I do.
There's like there's like a little mandarin oranges and some
Marischino cherries and whipped cream. Been a lot of cream
and marshmallows. I don't think it's probably like a gelatine
base of some sort. And don't they don't they like
torch it to to get that's flambay Is that at
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the dinner a lot though, Scottie like that. I've never
I've only seen it once or twice, like in a buffet,
and I never tried it because I was scared. It's
a very old timey dessert. By what do you know
about ambrosia? It was invented in the eighteen hundreds, so
it is old. It's that it's disgusting podcast. It's this stuff.
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It's marshmallows and canned fruit and whipped cream. Yeah, but
it might taste better than it looks, because I mean,
think about it. Marshmallows are great, whipped creams great, canned
fruits not that not bad. We also mentioned, because we're
going to do a disgusting dinner party, we also thought about, um,
canned cheese. I don't know with cheese, just sounds so nasty. Yes,
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the spy cheese, see e z. Yeah, put that on
a cracker. It's not bad, you know? Is spam good
part of your disgusting dinner? I love spam. I'm sorry,
people not spam. All of Hawaii loves spam. They do.
They do spam pizza down there. I kind of like
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the idea of disgusting dinner parties hysterical. I will not attend. Well,
we have these great ideas. Only on serial killers. Gandhi
and I are going out for pizza that day. Yea,
they will vomit all over the gross food and they
part you didn't want that little worst. I would bring
that to the disgusting. Look at that one looks delicious.
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It looks different, kind of looks. Yeah, it looks like
rice pudding. Yeah, I don't know. I want to try it.
We're also we're doing neat ravioli from Chef Boy or
D two, just because like the microwave neat ravioli just
sounds so gross delicious. I just have questions as to
how it can sit out without being refrigerated or frozen
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for ever. Show No, but that's how. That's room temperature meat.
That's room temperature. It's just bad. It's processed, it's preservatives.
And here we go. I'm just explaining what it is.
That's all we can. Nobody thinks I'm going to add
something that's controversial to the Disgusting dinner party Ramen noodles.
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Oh my god, how dare you? You never stay in?
Do you never stay I knew it. I knew you
guys with that, I bid you add good days three
meals for a dollar. Wayne, have you can do so
much with ramen. I will take ramen and I will
drain it and I will just leave the pasta put
a little bit of butter and that's a bit of
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the powder. So it's less sodium and mix it together.
I did. I'm talking about the styrofoam one you get.
You have to just put yah. Good, Yeah, that's good. Good,
got into something good. Yes, you don't even have to
turn it. It's good on a noodle. You could crack
an egg in it too, and then stir the egg
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around and it makes it almost like there's like it's delicious.
Not I've always had it with the hot water on
it and a spoon and nothing else. So maybe I
have to add some crap to it. Well, if you're
using a spoon to pick up a noodle, I'm already
saying you're at a disadvantage. This is going to help
the story though, Like I never knew this about you scared.
Did you stay home when you went to Brooklyn College? Like,
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did you live with your parents? Did? No? I I
understand that. So you never had that dorm experience of
at two o'clock in the morning, after hanging out with
your friends drunk and having rama noodle. Oh and you
have with the cheese and the and the gravy. Right there,
there's a dinner, but sitting in the dorm room meaning
ramen noodles at two o'clock in the morning. It's an
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experience and it sticks with you like anything that you
were drunk at easy like college or you know, at
a club. What was your go to food on the
way home? Yes, street and food. First we would go
to um white Castle on the way home, get to
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the drive through, or we would get the disco fries
with the cheese and the monster at the dinner time
after that club on Long Island at Cubby and Darren
and I did and we went to the Colony diner
after and I got chicken parm and cutty through a
French fry at me and I ducked in a hit
that big Italian guy behind us, and the guy came
over and was like, I'm so sorry, I'll pay for
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your whole meal. Paid for the whole table because he
showed his pants. It was great. Yeah, alright, well, I
see now how Scotty mentioned pop Live. Great story. All right, Andrew,
you should come up with the next thing for us
to talk about. Um, well, I was just gonna go
back to him. I was going to go back to
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Ambrosia for a second. Um was a band in the seventies.
Another thing that I was thinking is disgusting is um?
What is it like? I can't eat any of the
microwavable microwavable pastas. They just don't They just don't seem right.
But that's you being like that Italian. They're like, no,
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it's only Italian pasta or no pasta at all. You
can't eat that. See I cook it and the little
in the I guess that's he's talking about. You know,
there's that pasta company now that has them in pouches.
I forget who makes it, but I was like already
ready cook in a pouch next to the regular pasta.
You hate that, but like rama well because the rama
is like noodles delicious pasta. By the way, look how
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far away Andrew is, I know, scary literally has a
computer right next to him. Brog, what's your food? What's
that disgusting food for you? You know? I just see
I like sweets, so anything that's sweet, like like, I'll
sit down and eat enough cake to kill an army.
So you would eat ambrosia. I know I'm not ready
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to try it. I would try, you would try I
would try it. I think, yeah, I think everybody should
bring one meal to the to the dinner so what
is yours? Froggy? One gross thing for sure where I
grew up in the Carolina is like pigs feet or Chiland's.
That's our intestines. Oh, I got another one for the
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discussing dinner party. Scrapple. Scrapple is it a hybrid word? No? No?
And when you're cooking on the flat the flat iron
grill at a diner wherever the case, and then they
throw all the all the excess junk into the grease
trap and then they pour that on the grill and
they cook eggs in it. They cook it in trash,
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they in grease. Grease was like a little bit of everything.
That's a little bit of everything, isn't it like a
hash of some sort? They turn it into some gelatinous something.
Scrass scrapple. Is this gonna make me vomits? It's actually
you know who can speak to it? And here is Nate.
It's a Pennsylvania thing. I mean, well, you know there
are so many people who love every single thing we're
talking about, and they're like, how could you hate it?
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I think if I brought something that would gross me
out in theory, it would be tur ducan ducan. It's
a chicken inside a duck insided turkey. Yeah, I'm going
to bring you head together, head cheese. Go ahead and
google that one, Andrew. I think I'm good all these
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random like if you don't wash your dick, disgusting day.
It's suspended in globules, clear glob Yeah. Yeah, I haven't
bring you guys. The grossest thing ever mayonnaise. It looks
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like a jealous you know what I saw in the
jar and the supermarket yesterday they had a whole display
of them, and it was it's called gee or something
like that, and it's a jar of just it's delicious.
So it's a butter alternative. It looks it was separated Google.
That was like oil up top and like mayonnaisy stuff
on the bar. No, it's it's like super purified I
mean basically purified butter, which is it's very unhealthy for you.
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But if you ever eat Indian food, that's what they
cook with and it is actually delicious. Stop stop stop.
They still sell those green and white boxes of lard
in the dairy department. Who buys that? What do you
do with it? You know what, guys, I just thought
about it. I'm gonna bring you, guys, gluten free food
that's all gross. Know something that tastes good. We like
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the Snyder's pretzels. They're good, are great. I'll say, the
greatest sandwich I've ever eaten my life was a vegan sandwich.
It's across the street from where Andrew lives. Not to
give too much away, I won't give the name of
the restaurant. Restaurant. I want to tell everyone where Andrew lives.
No one's gonna google, but it's a vegan restaurant across
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from him, and it's a Portabella jerk sandwich in the
name of the restaurant is very good. It's very misleading, right,
but it's really really good, Brody. What about you? Is it? Suggestion?
Is it's something that I find gross or you'll find
gross you you find gross disgusting dinner party. If you're
a Jewish, then Scotty might know. Herring come from this
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awful white sauce in a jar and only old people
eat it. The only experience I have with I'm sorry,
bro the only experience I have with herring emborshed is
when I was in high school, I bought jars of
it and in between classes. I stood at the top
of the stairwell and I threw them down the stairwell
and they smashed in the hallway and they stunk and
I got suspended. But it was fun while it lasts.
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You know, the more I hear from your childhood, the
more you're the rest of her life makes sense. It
really jails. If that was today, we'd all be in
jail for everything that we did. Let's end to it.
Could fill the fish? Yeah, what filter fish? It's not
it's not fish, e f I l t isn't Jewish.
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Explain to you what is it? What is it? Cod? Pickled?
It's whitefish in it all together, and and it's not
picked up. Oh, pickled is what my husband eats because
he's British. So we will have like pickled onions in
the house and stuff like that, and I'm just like,
oh my gosh, how do you eat that? The only
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pickled things I like are pickles. M I don't even
really like pickles. I about that marmite stuff we have
that here too, Like it's vegimmite. In Australia and England,
it's marmite. I swear to you. He loves to put
it on toast. It tastes like bark from your backyard.
Have you had blood pudding? Yes, I've had that is
that's like all kinds of little Yeah, I've tasted it.
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I've tasted spotted dick. That's questionable. Delicious cake, sponge cake,
sp Yeah, what is the uh No, I'll think of
what it's called delicious too. What is it Isn't alive loaf,
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just like the crap left over from It's just it
looks like that's what it is and is not good
for you. Well that, by the way. For those wondering
still about the filter fish, it's a debone fish such
as carp, whitefish, or pike. Does it sound bached? Is
it like a Are we all being assholes by all
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this stuff that I'm offended by it? You are the
one who's like ripping on herring. Yeah, do it. I'm
a Jew. You don't get to do it, and I
get to have an opinion. No, that's the new rules.
I'm not woke. I don't offend anybody. I'm not woke
get to happen to have an opinion. Sorry, excuse me.
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It smells bad. If something you can say, it sucks,
no matter whether exactly. You don't have that. You don't
have the ownership of the college. People cook a stomach
right like a Calv's brains. I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna be offended. Rip on my foods. I don't care.
I just did go for it thinking does I don't
give a ship from Are we done, Scott We're done, Scotty.
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I'm gonna bring you something made with key and you're
not even gonna know what you might like it. We're done.
Everybody say bye. By the fifteen minute morning show,