October 20, 2021 • 11 mins
From talking about horror movies to "shipping pants"
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show? This?
This is for good, right, so we gather again for
the fifteen minute morning show podcast. I'm sorry I wasn't
here for your podcast yesterday, but I found it intriguing
(00:25):
talking about your friend Gandhi, who you should have given
advice to about their new law in life and you didn't.
Now they're stuck in it, and they're gonna come to
you and later and you're gonna say, hey, I wanted
to tell you. You're gonna hate you for not telling them.
We'll see. I feel like I faced this dilemma so
many times in my life, where even if it's just
dating somebody, you're like, oh, I don't know if you
should do that, but make your own decision. You do
(00:46):
your thing. I don't want to crush your hopes. So
we'll find out. People need to learn their own lessons.
I wanted to say that out loud, but I wasn't
on the podcast. Shake your hair out, Shake your hair out,
shake your hair out, shake it out. Yeah, shake that out?
All right? What do you want to talk about? Horror movies? Go?
I just watched first time ever nightmre on ELM Street.
(01:07):
What did you think the original hold on, how much
of it did you watch? Well, it was in like
fourteen minute increments, so it took us like a week
and a half to watch it. But movies like he
watches movies like like like episode, Yeah, you can't break up,
this scene changes and you can pause it. Like how
do you only have fourteen minutes to dedicate to something?
(01:28):
Because by the time we finished dinner in the dishes,
I look at the clock and I'm like, I gotta
be in bed and fourteen minutes wash her? No, sometimes
we have to wash a pan or something like that.
I gotta wipe the counter. It's a it's a process.
So anyway, I finished it, and uh, I gotta say,
I really don't understand the ending. I don't know. I've
never seen it not Marion elm st Yeah, so is
(01:49):
the is the car Freddy? You guys know what I'm
talking about, right, I don't remember the ending. Okay, you
gotta watch it because you're gonna watch the ending and go,
what the fund just happened? Does it set up for
number two? Because normally that's what always happens, that's what
it does. Well, I didn't like it that much that
I would watch the sequel. Did you sing one to
(02:11):
friends Coming for You? Three for your door, six your
cruise scheffis seven eight? Okay, hold on sleep. I can't
(02:32):
believe you remember that. Look at the face on Gandhi
and I don't know what. Well, you know, it's funny.
I was watching this movie and I'm like, who the
hell is that? He looks familiar? It was Johnny Depp.
He's in the movie. It was like his first role. Yeah,
and he's wearing I mean, I'm telling you, like the
outfits they were in the eighties. You gotta watch it,
just for the the outfits. Hey, when he was in court,
(02:57):
didn't he admit shifting the bed? Oh? Did he? I
think he was being accused of it by Amber. Yeah,
someone ship the bed. I think she used. I think
she said it on trial, so it was public knowledge
against him. This is where you start getting a Google Okay,
(03:17):
this is great, it says Johnny Depp vowed to divorce
quote Amber Turd after claiming she left Pooh in the
bed and revenge for a furious birthday bust up. He
said it was a fitting end to his relationship with her.
If you don't know her name, is Amber heard, but
I guess he referred to her as Amber Urge. He
used to crap the bed. This is the poop that
(03:42):
plus Johnny Depp and wasn't on the TV show Up Street.
I think I would break up with someone for crapping
the bed out of anger. Yeah, he was in Freddie
Pooper relationship. If your relationship get so far, they you know,
I need to end this. I'm going to ship the bed. Yeah,
(04:04):
that's you know, that's yeah ideas. It's when it gets
that bad man. She's also in Pirates of the Caribpean.
Do you remember that kmart commercial? Yes, I just shipped
my pants. I shipped my pants, sitty hands, all right,
(04:27):
I cracked my pants. Yeah. They were talking about how
you can order stuff and have it shipp from Kmark.
It ends with yeah, it ends with this old guy going,
I shipped on the bed. Don't know. My housekeeper, Hilda
Vargas said, I pulled back the top sheet on the
bed and saw a large pile of feces. They're testimonial
(04:47):
in the course of the Worst show podcast ever. Oh
my gosh, you guys, I'm leaving speaking of U nightmare
on ELM Street. I had gone to the movies when
it came out to see Nightmare on Elm Street Part
three and about, and it was bad. And about two
thirds into the movie the film strip broke and so
it went like and you watched it like a shake
(05:09):
on the screen, and uh, the movie ended. We we
got a refund. We never saw the ending, and we
never went back and watched it. So I don't know
how it ended in your life. It never ended. I'd
be honest. I thought Brody was going to go down
the route of so speaking of shifting in the bed,
and then he was going to tell us a story.
But no, I'm expecting Scotty to come up with that
(05:29):
story mistake one time. I'm knee deep in the story.
What puppy do you want to see? Puppy? Well, you
just missed. Scotty admitted he shipped the bed. I was
sick and you can't trust it surprises me about him. Man, Well,
everyone says Max looks mad. It's the way their fur grows.
(05:50):
They don't. Yes, he yes, he's mad. You bought that
other dog in the house. They look like proper little
gentleman with their mustaches. I love it. They need a haircut.
And about the ste al. Right, so you shipped to
bed Scotty. Let's I told that? That's it? I was.
I was very sick. I had stomach problems and you know,
you can't trust a fart, just don't. How old were you? Uh?
(06:15):
I told the story long ago on this podcast, how
I shipped in a wall downs. Yeah, on the floor,
I shipped my pants when guys, guys, really, is there
something else we can talk about? Of course? I have
a question. Can I ask the question? How do we
allow it? How do we allow it to go down
this road? This far? I'm sorry, son were on Elm Street.
I haven't seen the actual movie, but when it first
(06:37):
came out, was it actually terrifying? Because I was cutting
out pieces of it for a Halloween game and I
was laughing at the movie. It was funny when yeah,
it's even chucky, Like when Chucky first came out, it
was you know, it was scary. Now you watch Chucking,
you leave your ats off. There's some stuff that wholes
like stands the test of time. Like to me, Jaws
came out well before I was born. Jaws is still
(06:57):
scary when I watch it now, I'm like, it's differently
different fight. I'm actually so Sam is so scared of
scary movies, Like she doesn't want to watch anything. So
next week Sam's coming over and we're going to watch
The Exorcist. That's actually still scared. Yeah, yeah, no, she knows.
And there's a new version of it right with like
better tech and a little scarier stuff going on. Yeah,
(07:18):
I'll say what fell flat for me was the Blair
Witch Project that I'm still a little afraid of. Afraid
of Chucky. Yeah, there's a new Chucky with my man
Devin Sawwa on Sci Fi. There's a reboot and Chucky
is back and apparently you know better graphics experience the series.
(07:39):
My favorite is still the Conjuring in the Stance Today.
Oh my god, you want him to teach the conjure anything?
The Conjuring Annabelle. Those are my favorites. I love them.
Paranormal Activity almost gave me a heart attack. I still
I couldn't really by myself for only the that scared
(08:00):
me about that was The light Switch turn Itself On.
That's the movie where Scary tried to hold my hand
in the movie theater Scary and I was like, what
are you doing? We actually have sounded this because Garrett
recorded it. Somebody somebody was sneaking. He was. He was
talking to me during the movie too, likes, he's that
guy in the movie. Yeah. We want to go, yeah, yeah,
(08:21):
at the theater. We want to see it together, Garrett.
You know, we went to Scary and I went to
one of these movies and he's like, what do you
think is gonna happen? Like, I'm watching the movie, let
me hear this, I'm looking forward. I can't find it,
Garrett gart little of the sound, I don't know what
it was called. That's like going to the library and going, hey,
do you know where that book is? Like that, you
(08:41):
know the audio we have in there? And movies. The
one that tried to hold Danielle's hand was Paranormal Activity.
The one I was talking with Garrett was a different film.
And I were trying to hold Daniel's hand. I was scared.
I was honestly scared. And what movie were you watching
when you kissed Daniels when you licked Daniel's next? Now
that was that was no movie. That was a stupid
to watch. That happen in our office. He went to
(09:02):
lick her neck and she threw this big cup of
pens at it, that ship right at his head. It
was a violent act. I saw the whole thing. He
learned his lesson. He's never licked me, saying something I
don't get in. Yes, she looked like, thank you. If
you guys haven't seen Hereditary? Has anyone here seen Hereditary?
(09:26):
In terrifying? Not really inbreeding? No, but there is something
that gets passed down through the family. There are so
many disturbing scenes in that movie. Every time that there's
like a ranking of the scariest movies. That one haunted
me for a long time. Alright, never again. What's the
one where your butt is connected to the other person's face? Yes,
anybody I didn't see that one. Anyone felt that one
(09:48):
lived it. Do you guys want to watch me tear
this wall down? Yeah? Do it right now? Do it?
Do it? I'm just tired. What is it? What is
it need of? I't It's like phone? What's behind it?
Come crashing? Painting? Painting? Like a cool white man. Here
I go, let's buster it. I just see the microphone
(10:10):
go flying, like feel like I feel like destroying something
other than our careers. Andrew said he would prefer if
you don't do that. Well, he said, it's very expensive.
How much, Andrew? How much? How much did this cost us? Hello?
(10:33):
Enough that I think breaking it is a bad idea,
like Mercedes. But it's just spray graffiti on it or something.
I'm gonna tag my Mercedes wall with my Mercedes. Benz Lugo,
(10:57):
the artist guys Bansky, Right, yes, thanks, Santy Banks, come
to your house and spray paint it be worth money.
Then maybe King saladein our artist friend, he can actually
behind here. Maybe Dandie can put a little cute elephants
on it. Well, Saladin's doing bears, you're do an elephant.
(11:17):
But he could work draw right on it in the
in the white space. Oh look at this. Oh that's cool.
That's a really really cool and I love that one
sees I got all sorts of treasures in here. This
is the worst podcast. And it's over. It's over by
(11:44):
the fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show? This?
This is for good, right, so we gather again for
the fifteen minute morning show podcast. I'm sorry I wasn't
here for your podcast yesterday, but I found it intriguing
(00:25):
talking about your friend Gandhi, who you should have given
advice to about their new law in life and you didn't.
Now they're stuck in it, and they're gonna come to
you and later and you're gonna say, hey, I wanted
to tell you. You're gonna hate you for not telling them.
We'll see. I feel like I faced this dilemma so
many times in my life, where even if it's just
dating somebody, you're like, oh, I don't know if you
should do that, but make your own decision. You do
(00:46):
your thing. I don't want to crush your hopes. So
we'll find out. People need to learn their own lessons.
I wanted to say that out loud, but I wasn't
on the podcast. Shake your hair out, Shake your hair out,
shake your hair out, shake it out. Yeah, shake that out?
All right? What do you want to talk about? Horror movies? Go?
I just watched first time ever nightmre on ELM Street.
(01:07):
What did you think the original hold on, how much
of it did you watch? Well, it was in like
fourteen minute increments, so it took us like a week
and a half to watch it. But movies like he
watches movies like like like episode, Yeah, you can't break up,
this scene changes and you can pause it. Like how
do you only have fourteen minutes to dedicate to something?
(01:28):
Because by the time we finished dinner in the dishes,
I look at the clock and I'm like, I gotta
be in bed and fourteen minutes wash her? No, sometimes
we have to wash a pan or something like that.
I gotta wipe the counter. It's a it's a process.
So anyway, I finished it, and uh, I gotta say,
I really don't understand the ending. I don't know. I've
never seen it not Marion elm st Yeah, so is
(01:49):
the is the car Freddy? You guys know what I'm
talking about, right, I don't remember the ending. Okay, you
gotta watch it because you're gonna watch the ending and go,
what the fund just happened? Does it set up for
number two? Because normally that's what always happens, that's what
it does. Well, I didn't like it that much that
I would watch the sequel. Did you sing one to
(02:11):
friends Coming for You? Three for your door, six your
cruise scheffis seven eight? Okay, hold on sleep. I can't
(02:32):
believe you remember that. Look at the face on Gandhi
and I don't know what. Well, you know, it's funny.
I was watching this movie and I'm like, who the
hell is that? He looks familiar? It was Johnny Depp.
He's in the movie. It was like his first role. Yeah,
and he's wearing I mean, I'm telling you, like the
outfits they were in the eighties. You gotta watch it,
just for the the outfits. Hey, when he was in court,
(02:57):
didn't he admit shifting the bed? Oh? Did he? I
think he was being accused of it by Amber. Yeah,
someone ship the bed. I think she used. I think
she said it on trial, so it was public knowledge
against him. This is where you start getting a Google Okay,
(03:17):
this is great, it says Johnny Depp vowed to divorce
quote Amber Turd after claiming she left Pooh in the
bed and revenge for a furious birthday bust up. He
said it was a fitting end to his relationship with her.
If you don't know her name, is Amber heard, but
I guess he referred to her as Amber Urge. He
used to crap the bed. This is the poop that
(03:42):
plus Johnny Depp and wasn't on the TV show Up Street.
I think I would break up with someone for crapping
the bed out of anger. Yeah, he was in Freddie
Pooper relationship. If your relationship get so far, they you know,
I need to end this. I'm going to ship the bed. Yeah,
(04:04):
that's you know, that's yeah ideas. It's when it gets
that bad man. She's also in Pirates of the Caribpean.
Do you remember that kmart commercial? Yes, I just shipped
my pants. I shipped my pants, sitty hands, all right,
(04:27):
I cracked my pants. Yeah. They were talking about how
you can order stuff and have it shipp from Kmark.
It ends with yeah, it ends with this old guy going,
I shipped on the bed. Don't know. My housekeeper, Hilda
Vargas said, I pulled back the top sheet on the
bed and saw a large pile of feces. They're testimonial
(04:47):
in the course of the Worst show podcast ever. Oh
my gosh, you guys, I'm leaving speaking of U nightmare
on ELM Street. I had gone to the movies when
it came out to see Nightmare on Elm Street Part
three and about, and it was bad. And about two
thirds into the movie the film strip broke and so
it went like and you watched it like a shake
(05:09):
on the screen, and uh, the movie ended. We we
got a refund. We never saw the ending, and we
never went back and watched it. So I don't know
how it ended in your life. It never ended. I'd
be honest. I thought Brody was going to go down
the route of so speaking of shifting in the bed,
and then he was going to tell us a story.
But no, I'm expecting Scotty to come up with that
(05:29):
story mistake one time. I'm knee deep in the story.
What puppy do you want to see? Puppy? Well, you
just missed. Scotty admitted he shipped the bed. I was
sick and you can't trust it surprises me about him. Man, Well,
everyone says Max looks mad. It's the way their fur grows.
(05:50):
They don't. Yes, he yes, he's mad. You bought that
other dog in the house. They look like proper little
gentleman with their mustaches. I love it. They need a haircut.
And about the ste al. Right, so you shipped to
bed Scotty. Let's I told that? That's it? I was.
I was very sick. I had stomach problems and you know,
you can't trust a fart, just don't. How old were you? Uh?
(06:15):
I told the story long ago on this podcast, how
I shipped in a wall downs. Yeah, on the floor,
I shipped my pants when guys, guys, really, is there
something else we can talk about? Of course? I have
a question. Can I ask the question? How do we
allow it? How do we allow it to go down
this road? This far? I'm sorry, son were on Elm Street.
I haven't seen the actual movie, but when it first
(06:37):
came out, was it actually terrifying? Because I was cutting
out pieces of it for a Halloween game and I
was laughing at the movie. It was funny when yeah,
it's even chucky, Like when Chucky first came out, it
was you know, it was scary. Now you watch Chucking,
you leave your ats off. There's some stuff that wholes
like stands the test of time. Like to me, Jaws
came out well before I was born. Jaws is still
(06:57):
scary when I watch it now, I'm like, it's differently
different fight. I'm actually so Sam is so scared of
scary movies, Like she doesn't want to watch anything. So
next week Sam's coming over and we're going to watch
The Exorcist. That's actually still scared. Yeah, yeah, no, she knows.
And there's a new version of it right with like
better tech and a little scarier stuff going on. Yeah,
(07:18):
I'll say what fell flat for me was the Blair
Witch Project that I'm still a little afraid of. Afraid
of Chucky. Yeah, there's a new Chucky with my man
Devin Sawwa on Sci Fi. There's a reboot and Chucky
is back and apparently you know better graphics experience the series.
(07:39):
My favorite is still the Conjuring in the Stance Today.
Oh my god, you want him to teach the conjure anything?
The Conjuring Annabelle. Those are my favorites. I love them.
Paranormal Activity almost gave me a heart attack. I still
I couldn't really by myself for only the that scared
(08:00):
me about that was The light Switch turn Itself On.
That's the movie where Scary tried to hold my hand
in the movie theater Scary and I was like, what
are you doing? We actually have sounded this because Garrett
recorded it. Somebody somebody was sneaking. He was. He was
talking to me during the movie too, likes, he's that
guy in the movie. Yeah. We want to go, yeah, yeah,
(08:21):
at the theater. We want to see it together, Garrett.
You know, we went to Scary and I went to
one of these movies and he's like, what do you
think is gonna happen? Like, I'm watching the movie, let
me hear this, I'm looking forward. I can't find it,
Garrett gart little of the sound, I don't know what
it was called. That's like going to the library and going, hey,
do you know where that book is? Like that, you
(08:41):
know the audio we have in there? And movies. The
one that tried to hold Danielle's hand was Paranormal Activity.
The one I was talking with Garrett was a different film.
And I were trying to hold Daniel's hand. I was scared.
I was honestly scared. And what movie were you watching
when you kissed Daniels when you licked Daniel's next? Now
that was that was no movie. That was a stupid
to watch. That happen in our office. He went to
(09:02):
lick her neck and she threw this big cup of
pens at it, that ship right at his head. It
was a violent act. I saw the whole thing. He
learned his lesson. He's never licked me, saying something I
don't get in. Yes, she looked like, thank you. If
you guys haven't seen Hereditary? Has anyone here seen Hereditary?
(09:26):
In terrifying? Not really inbreeding? No, but there is something
that gets passed down through the family. There are so
many disturbing scenes in that movie. Every time that there's
like a ranking of the scariest movies. That one haunted
me for a long time. Alright, never again. What's the
one where your butt is connected to the other person's face? Yes,
anybody I didn't see that one. Anyone felt that one
(09:48):
lived it. Do you guys want to watch me tear
this wall down? Yeah? Do it right now? Do it?
Do it? I'm just tired. What is it? What is
it need of? I't It's like phone? What's behind it?
Come crashing? Painting? Painting? Like a cool white man. Here
I go, let's buster it. I just see the microphone
(10:10):
go flying, like feel like I feel like destroying something
other than our careers. Andrew said he would prefer if
you don't do that. Well, he said, it's very expensive.
How much, Andrew? How much? How much did this cost us? Hello?
(10:33):
Enough that I think breaking it is a bad idea,
like Mercedes. But it's just spray graffiti on it or something.
I'm gonna tag my Mercedes wall with my Mercedes. Benz Lugo,
(10:57):
the artist guys Bansky, Right, yes, thanks, Santy Banks, come
to your house and spray paint it be worth money.
Then maybe King saladein our artist friend, he can actually
behind here. Maybe Dandie can put a little cute elephants
on it. Well, Saladin's doing bears, you're do an elephant.
(11:17):
But he could work draw right on it in the
in the white space. Oh look at this. Oh that's cool.
That's a really really cool and I love that one
sees I got all sorts of treasures in here. This
is the worst podcast. And it's over. It's over by
(11:44):
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