October 18, 2021 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone show? My my computer is not working, so I
have to use this is where I'm usually close. Yeah,
(00:23):
this is the fifteen minute morning show podcast. There's Froggy,
and there's Gandhi and Scotty B. And there's Dan Yell,
and there's Nate's microphone, but no Nate where there's Brody
in the den yellow and there's a Garrett got it? Alright?
So Garrett, what do we do now? M I guess
we have to talk about stuff. So the weekend. I
(00:45):
wish it was still the weekend. I had such a
great weekend. I don't want it to end now, but
it ended Monday. Piece of ship. What are you doing, Garrett? Garrett, Okay,
you can turn now. I'll sign on a different thing. Okay,
turn it by. Alright, what's going on? I don't still
(01:06):
don't see you? Yeah? I got something. I made meatballs
yesterday using my great grandma's old recipe, and they didn't
come out the way that she used to make them.
I mean, I think that all the secrets are in
the old school metal pans that she used to make.
(01:27):
She she used to have in her cabinet. I don't know.
I'm using all new stuff, new cook where I have not.
I think she left out a major ingredients. Think old
ladies do that she took the grave never tastes as
good as Grandma never. Ever. That's why family fight. The
families fight over the pans when a loved one passes
(01:48):
away because of the stuff that's in the pan itself. Yeah,
there's years and years of goodness in it. But anyway,
I don't know. So I think my meatballs were failed.
Half of them went in the garbage. The gosh, it's
perfectly fine. He didn't touch any of the other trash.
(02:10):
It's just sitting look good. This doesn't look doesn't look good. Speak.
I think you're looking at Scary. Speaking of meatballs, I
wanted to tell our listeners about what happened on Friday night.
We went to this Italian New York City Wine and
Food festival event where there was I don't know thirty
five booths of Italian restaurants, and a lot of people
(02:33):
had their favorites. But Scary was the first to discover
the meatball place right, which he kept telling everyone was fantastic,
the best ever. And I noticed everyone was telling everybody
else you've got to try this, You've got to try that.
Danielle was like, you gotta have this pizza, and so
everybody had their own favorites, and so I went up
to Elvis. You Elvis, and I said, hey, did you
try the meatballs Scari's talking about They're fantastic? And then
(02:56):
Elvis says, you know what, who's paying you more? The
guy at the meat ball places are scary to promote
these meatballs. It was it was us weird conspiracy. You're going,
I mean, there's like they're all working against me. Right,
So Elvis says, why can't you people just eat what
you like and not worry about other people are eating.
I said, well, I wanted you to share it because
just just enjoy it. But on another note, have you
(03:18):
tried Resdora, my favorite Italian restaurant that was like with
mushrooms and I don't like mushrooms, and um oh yeah
(03:39):
that was great. But the annual was the I think
it was sah yeah, just as guilty as anybody else,
and it was fantastic. Yeah, you can't you can't say
no to that. I know. Village Square Pizza was there
even like that, And of course our favorite artist choke man.
Oh my gosh, did Lady Gaga's dad's restaurant? How Joanna
(04:00):
was there? Was her dad there? Yeah, he was there
and I saw him walking around. I think he lied
to me about something. So we saw him and everyone
was like, okay, go say how did Joe goes ahead
of Joe? And then he was at a different counter.
So I walked over and I was like, Hi, are
you Joe And he looked me down in the face
and said nope, I hadn't walked out. I was like, well,
there's another guy that looks sort of like ex because Gold,
(04:21):
And I was like, I think that was the guy
got he was talking to was even wearing a meat dress.
It was definitely and I had those are good and cheeny,
but they had you know that risotto rice they used
with lots of saffron. That was good. Yeah, Oh my god.
Can you tell her story? So a little story about
(04:43):
Lady Gaga's dad, which I've learned about recently. Uh So,
Lady Gaga's dad actually used to work in this building
with my father in law. My father in law gave
Lady Gaga's dad his first job in Helecommunications, working for
a T and t in the building we're in now
correct to the fact where my wife Ali actually did
a take your daughter to Work day along with one
(05:06):
Joe Jeremanata bringing his daughter to take your daughter to workday.
So Ali has actually met Lady Gaga before Lady Gaga
in this building right here of history, in this building.
I'm gonna miss this building. You know they're moving us
out of here in the summer when next next summer,
the o they're going to move is uptown to Rockefeller Center,
(05:27):
where I don't want to do that. It's beautiful at
Christmas time, it's very busy as the entire move is
happening specifically for our benefit, because it's better for us,
not the company. Hello, Hello, good. My friend Lee just
posted this great thing. It says if your dog poops,
(05:48):
pick it up please. So the guy picked up his dog.
Speaking of so, our friend Dr Cathy, she took a
picture of my dog Max and then a picture of
my dog, uh, the one you love turned into Hawaiian
(06:09):
shirt my dogsome kind of love. That's cool. How would
you feel if you saw your head on a shirt? Like?
What is that? It's great. I'm gonna where this tomorrow
because I don't have any clean clothes, Danielle. Have you
haven't forgotten the name of one of your kids the
way I was just forgot the name of one of
his dogs. Yeah, I'm center of spash. What's one are you?
(06:33):
My dad will do that. He'll call me. He calls me.
I answer, and he says, which one is this? I'm like,
what do you too? Sound the same? Which one of you?
Which one do you want me to be? So my
dad does that to me, and I'm his only son
in the family. Out of it's me and my two sisters,
and he goes, uh, it's Garrett. It's Garrett, Dad, Froggy.
(06:57):
Do your parents ever forget your name? My parents don't,
but my grandma did. She would go through every other
grandchild's name, and mine was always last. She would be like,
I would get in trouble and she'd be like Julie, Brad, Sherry, Lisa.
I would be like, Okay, keep going, keep going. My
grandma used to do not not anything with names, but
(07:20):
for Christmas she would give everyone envelopes, right, and I
remember my dad got arrest every one soul I'm talking about,
and Dad didn't give me an envelope. And I'm like, oh,
I don't understand that Grandma didn't give me not. He goes,
she doesn't think you need it. So she said she's
not giving you the Christmas present because you don't need Hello,
but I don't need bring a five dollar bill or
(07:44):
something she gave everybody, like fifty books or something. I'm
like back to her, and I want up getting the
fifty but I'm just saying the gift. Everyone gets it,
whether you really don't think she hasn't forgotten you radio
(08:04):
that's what they think right away. I'm like, I'm not
Howard's Stern right, he's letting you know that. And my
name ain't on the show see the and the Morning Show.
I bet you know what. Okay, I'm gonna guess this,
but I bet in your grandmother's mind, yes, they never
made money like you do now. Of course, not that
(08:25):
I wouldn't give you money either, so God, So I
was just sitting there. Everyone's getting gifts. One you keep
asking God to rest her soul, but you don't sound
like you really want her soul rested at this point
at least should get hard. You see this text el
Us says, are you guys off today? Was our show
that milk toast and bland. Somebody thought we weren't even here?
(08:48):
Are they asking? Are you guys like off? I wrote back, No,
why do you say that, Let's find, We're gonna find.
Can we call him and ask him? Can we call hey?
What do you think we're off? What do you mean
by that? I think they need off like a little
(09:09):
off beat. Of course we're here, we're live here on
Monday's doing a show on October eighteen. It does how
do you turn this on? We just we're gonna go
to the call as soon as un gets him on
the phone. Just can we hear him in here? You'll
be able to hear him in here and in the zoom.
(09:31):
There will be no video for those watching this podcast.
Good sorry, good, Hey, good? What you need? This is
how we get people on the phone. But it figured
out figure out. Hello, Cindy, it's Elvis and Danielle and
(09:53):
Gandhi and Froggy and Scary and Nate and Garrett and
Brody and Ali and Scotty. Be well, so we're nice
to meet you too, Cindy. So you said a text
asking if we're off today? What made you think we're off?
I'm kind of curious, well because I thought Friday night,
you guys are doing that thing, and I thought, well,
(10:15):
maybe they took Monday extra time off just because they
did the appearance on Friday night. I wish it was
we should hear the show at all. Did something. I've
been listening, but I work, so I'm in you know,
I'm away from the radio, and I just wonder if
(10:35):
we sound so generic like this show could run any day.
Oh no, no, no, Because I listened for the horoscopes
every day religiously in the marning. I missed them this
morning and I thought, you're way too on time today.
I think that's what it work like, you know, you
(10:58):
like in the Marines, sometimes weren't over We're working like
you know. So then I always think, well, yeah, but
this morning you were like spot on. I go out
there to listen to horoscope and there already I'm and
I was like, you know, what's better than we know us?
So this is a good note, Elvis, for the day
that you want to not be here. You just gotta
throw in a couple of are we are we on time?
(11:19):
Are we late? Relate? Okay, so you're you're saying we
sounded a little too slick, a little too yeah, like
you know spot on all the time. We never Cindy,
it's a pleasure speaking with you, and thanks for asking you. Guys.
Were you have a great dapagus or Harvard? Say your
(11:43):
name is my favorite? Thanks. She's like, off, you worked
extra hard on Friday three days ago. I love it,
(12:04):
imagine sounding so perfect though she thought we were off.
She was like, I'm not gonna listen today. They're they're
probably off. I didn't find our show perfect at all,
perfectly imperfect. Can we circle back to something that Froggy
said earlier that I don't know if anybody even realized it.
Elvis was like, I look like shit, I'm totally not
liking this look, and Froggy goes, no, you look great.
You look like you. I didn't want to Yeah, someone's
(12:30):
like I look like ship and then you're like, no,
you look like you. You're basically saying that time. No,
I didn't need it that way though. That What I
meant was like, you look fine, like you look like
you always. That's how you know you're at your level.
Look like you're a four solid four Again. I know
that you're giving me a compliment I appreciate now at
(12:51):
least sometimes will take a picture. Oh my goodness, do
not post that I look fat. I'm like, that's what
you look like. You can't say that. That is also
Froggy complaining about not having sex. I know that's bad,
but I only do that to her most some old
footage on Instagram because I was promoting an event that's
coming up, and it was pre COVID and now all
these people start rolling in with Oh my god, Scary,
(13:14):
you look so skinny. It lost all this weight. That's
a problem because at my next post is not going
to be so thin. Just letting it out. You look great, Scary,
you look like you always do a calling the frog.
You look like fat. Shit. I can make myself look
like an asshole all by myself. I don't scary, look
(13:38):
you sound a great great. Hey, now that they can
see you on camera, Gotti do that that that flying squirrel?
Oh okay. They make a little noise when they're hungry
or irritated or just anything, and they go to see
your teeth. Keep I love that. This is the worst
(14:03):
podcast ever had worse Scotty haven't said anything at all.
Becomes the poop I was pushing buttons in here. No,
I don't have anything weird to say today. We had
a chef in our house on Saturday night. That was
kind of cool. We we finally finished the kitchen completely
and we hosted someone's birthday party at our house and
a chef came in and cooked all kinds of meat
and stuff. It was wonderful. A chef Bobby Flays available
(14:28):
since he left the Food Network. Would you call the
chef Daniel let him know we want fish tonight. Thank you,
y you look like it. You did not. It wouldn't
be nice to have a chef, would be great. I'll
just have you come over, Elvis, you're quite the chef. Okay,
(14:49):
it's been real. It's been fun, but it hasn't been fun.
Real fun. Fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone show? My my computer is not working, so I
have to use this is where I'm usually close. Yeah,
(00:23):
this is the fifteen minute morning show podcast. There's Froggy,
and there's Gandhi and Scotty B. And there's Dan Yell,
and there's Nate's microphone, but no Nate where there's Brody
in the den yellow and there's a Garrett got it? Alright?
So Garrett, what do we do now? M I guess
we have to talk about stuff. So the weekend. I
(00:45):
wish it was still the weekend. I had such a
great weekend. I don't want it to end now, but
it ended Monday. Piece of ship. What are you doing, Garrett? Garrett, Okay,
you can turn now. I'll sign on a different thing. Okay,
turn it by. Alright, what's going on? I don't still
(01:06):
don't see you? Yeah? I got something. I made meatballs
yesterday using my great grandma's old recipe, and they didn't
come out the way that she used to make them.
I mean, I think that all the secrets are in
the old school metal pans that she used to make.
(01:27):
She she used to have in her cabinet. I don't know.
I'm using all new stuff, new cook where I have not.
I think she left out a major ingredients. Think old
ladies do that she took the grave never tastes as
good as Grandma never. Ever. That's why family fight. The
families fight over the pans when a loved one passes
(01:48):
away because of the stuff that's in the pan itself. Yeah,
there's years and years of goodness in it. But anyway,
I don't know. So I think my meatballs were failed.
Half of them went in the garbage. The gosh, it's
perfectly fine. He didn't touch any of the other trash.
(02:10):
It's just sitting look good. This doesn't look doesn't look good. Speak.
I think you're looking at Scary. Speaking of meatballs, I
wanted to tell our listeners about what happened on Friday night.
We went to this Italian New York City Wine and
Food festival event where there was I don't know thirty
five booths of Italian restaurants, and a lot of people
(02:33):
had their favorites. But Scary was the first to discover
the meatball place right, which he kept telling everyone was fantastic,
the best ever. And I noticed everyone was telling everybody
else you've got to try this, You've got to try that.
Danielle was like, you gotta have this pizza, and so
everybody had their own favorites, and so I went up
to Elvis. You Elvis, and I said, hey, did you
try the meatballs Scari's talking about They're fantastic? And then
(02:56):
Elvis says, you know what, who's paying you more? The
guy at the meat ball places are scary to promote
these meatballs. It was it was us weird conspiracy. You're going,
I mean, there's like they're all working against me. Right,
So Elvis says, why can't you people just eat what
you like and not worry about other people are eating.
I said, well, I wanted you to share it because
just just enjoy it. But on another note, have you
(03:18):
tried Resdora, my favorite Italian restaurant that was like with
mushrooms and I don't like mushrooms, and um oh yeah
(03:39):
that was great. But the annual was the I think
it was sah yeah, just as guilty as anybody else,
and it was fantastic. Yeah, you can't you can't say
no to that. I know. Village Square Pizza was there
even like that, And of course our favorite artist choke man.
Oh my gosh, did Lady Gaga's dad's restaurant? How Joanna
(04:00):
was there? Was her dad there? Yeah, he was there
and I saw him walking around. I think he lied
to me about something. So we saw him and everyone
was like, okay, go say how did Joe goes ahead
of Joe? And then he was at a different counter.
So I walked over and I was like, Hi, are
you Joe And he looked me down in the face
and said nope, I hadn't walked out. I was like, well,
there's another guy that looks sort of like ex because Gold,
(04:21):
And I was like, I think that was the guy
got he was talking to was even wearing a meat dress.
It was definitely and I had those are good and cheeny,
but they had you know that risotto rice they used
with lots of saffron. That was good. Yeah, Oh my god.
Can you tell her story? So a little story about
(04:43):
Lady Gaga's dad, which I've learned about recently. Uh So,
Lady Gaga's dad actually used to work in this building
with my father in law. My father in law gave
Lady Gaga's dad his first job in Helecommunications, working for
a T and t in the building we're in now
correct to the fact where my wife Ali actually did
a take your daughter to Work day along with one
(05:06):
Joe Jeremanata bringing his daughter to take your daughter to workday.
So Ali has actually met Lady Gaga before Lady Gaga
in this building right here of history, in this building.
I'm gonna miss this building. You know they're moving us
out of here in the summer when next next summer,
the o they're going to move is uptown to Rockefeller Center,
(05:27):
where I don't want to do that. It's beautiful at
Christmas time, it's very busy as the entire move is
happening specifically for our benefit, because it's better for us,
not the company. Hello, Hello, good. My friend Lee just
posted this great thing. It says if your dog poops,
(05:48):
pick it up please. So the guy picked up his dog.
Speaking of so, our friend Dr Cathy, she took a
picture of my dog Max and then a picture of
my dog, uh, the one you love turned into Hawaiian
(06:09):
shirt my dogsome kind of love. That's cool. How would
you feel if you saw your head on a shirt? Like?
What is that? It's great. I'm gonna where this tomorrow
because I don't have any clean clothes, Danielle. Have you
haven't forgotten the name of one of your kids the
way I was just forgot the name of one of
his dogs. Yeah, I'm center of spash. What's one are you?
(06:33):
My dad will do that. He'll call me. He calls me.
I answer, and he says, which one is this? I'm like,
what do you too? Sound the same? Which one of you?
Which one do you want me to be? So my
dad does that to me, and I'm his only son
in the family. Out of it's me and my two sisters,
and he goes, uh, it's Garrett. It's Garrett, Dad, Froggy.
(06:57):
Do your parents ever forget your name? My parents don't,
but my grandma did. She would go through every other
grandchild's name, and mine was always last. She would be like,
I would get in trouble and she'd be like Julie, Brad, Sherry, Lisa.
I would be like, Okay, keep going, keep going. My
grandma used to do not not anything with names, but
(07:20):
for Christmas she would give everyone envelopes, right, and I
remember my dad got arrest every one soul I'm talking about,
and Dad didn't give me an envelope. And I'm like, oh,
I don't understand that Grandma didn't give me not. He goes,
she doesn't think you need it. So she said she's
not giving you the Christmas present because you don't need Hello,
but I don't need bring a five dollar bill or
(07:44):
something she gave everybody, like fifty books or something. I'm
like back to her, and I want up getting the
fifty but I'm just saying the gift. Everyone gets it,
whether you really don't think she hasn't forgotten you radio
(08:04):
that's what they think right away. I'm like, I'm not
Howard's Stern right, he's letting you know that. And my
name ain't on the show see the and the Morning Show.
I bet you know what. Okay, I'm gonna guess this,
but I bet in your grandmother's mind, yes, they never
made money like you do now. Of course, not that
(08:25):
I wouldn't give you money either, so God, So I
was just sitting there. Everyone's getting gifts. One you keep
asking God to rest her soul, but you don't sound
like you really want her soul rested at this point
at least should get hard. You see this text el
Us says, are you guys off today? Was our show
that milk toast and bland. Somebody thought we weren't even here?
(08:48):
Are they asking? Are you guys like off? I wrote back, No,
why do you say that, Let's find, We're gonna find.
Can we call him and ask him? Can we call hey?
What do you think we're off? What do you mean
by that? I think they need off like a little
(09:09):
off beat. Of course we're here, we're live here on
Monday's doing a show on October eighteen. It does how
do you turn this on? We just we're gonna go
to the call as soon as un gets him on
the phone. Just can we hear him in here? You'll
be able to hear him in here and in the zoom.
(09:31):
There will be no video for those watching this podcast.
Good sorry, good, Hey, good? What you need? This is
how we get people on the phone. But it figured
out figure out. Hello, Cindy, it's Elvis and Danielle and
(09:53):
Gandhi and Froggy and Scary and Nate and Garrett and
Brody and Ali and Scotty. Be well, so we're nice
to meet you too, Cindy. So you said a text
asking if we're off today? What made you think we're off?
I'm kind of curious, well because I thought Friday night,
you guys are doing that thing, and I thought, well,
(10:15):
maybe they took Monday extra time off just because they
did the appearance on Friday night. I wish it was
we should hear the show at all. Did something. I've
been listening, but I work, so I'm in you know,
I'm away from the radio, and I just wonder if
(10:35):
we sound so generic like this show could run any day.
Oh no, no, no, Because I listened for the horoscopes
every day religiously in the marning. I missed them this
morning and I thought, you're way too on time today.
I think that's what it work like, you know, you
(10:58):
like in the Marines, sometimes weren't over We're working like
you know. So then I always think, well, yeah, but
this morning you were like spot on. I go out
there to listen to horoscope and there already I'm and
I was like, you know, what's better than we know us?
So this is a good note, Elvis, for the day
that you want to not be here. You just gotta
throw in a couple of are we are we on time?
(11:19):
Are we late? Relate? Okay, so you're you're saying we
sounded a little too slick, a little too yeah, like
you know spot on all the time. We never Cindy,
it's a pleasure speaking with you, and thanks for asking you. Guys.
Were you have a great dapagus or Harvard? Say your
(11:43):
name is my favorite? Thanks. She's like, off, you worked
extra hard on Friday three days ago. I love it,
(12:04):
imagine sounding so perfect though she thought we were off.
She was like, I'm not gonna listen today. They're they're
probably off. I didn't find our show perfect at all,
perfectly imperfect. Can we circle back to something that Froggy
said earlier that I don't know if anybody even realized it.
Elvis was like, I look like shit, I'm totally not
liking this look, and Froggy goes, no, you look great.
You look like you. I didn't want to Yeah, someone's
(12:30):
like I look like ship and then you're like, no,
you look like you. You're basically saying that time. No,
I didn't need it that way though. That What I
meant was like, you look fine, like you look like
you always. That's how you know you're at your level.
Look like you're a four solid four Again. I know
that you're giving me a compliment I appreciate now at
(12:51):
least sometimes will take a picture. Oh my goodness, do
not post that I look fat. I'm like, that's what
you look like. You can't say that. That is also
Froggy complaining about not having sex. I know that's bad,
but I only do that to her most some old
footage on Instagram because I was promoting an event that's
coming up, and it was pre COVID and now all
these people start rolling in with Oh my god, Scary,
(13:14):
you look so skinny. It lost all this weight. That's
a problem because at my next post is not going
to be so thin. Just letting it out. You look great, Scary,
you look like you always do a calling the frog.
You look like fat. Shit. I can make myself look
like an asshole all by myself. I don't scary, look
(13:38):
you sound a great great. Hey, now that they can
see you on camera, Gotti do that that that flying squirrel?
Oh okay. They make a little noise when they're hungry
or irritated or just anything, and they go to see
your teeth. Keep I love that. This is the worst
(14:03):
podcast ever had worse Scotty haven't said anything at all.
Becomes the poop I was pushing buttons in here. No,
I don't have anything weird to say today. We had
a chef in our house on Saturday night. That was
kind of cool. We we finally finished the kitchen completely
and we hosted someone's birthday party at our house and
a chef came in and cooked all kinds of meat
and stuff. It was wonderful. A chef Bobby Flays available
(14:28):
since he left the Food Network. Would you call the
chef Daniel let him know we want fish tonight. Thank you,
y you look like it. You did not. It wouldn't
be nice to have a chef, would be great. I'll
just have you come over, Elvis, you're quite the chef. Okay,
(14:49):
it's been real. It's been fun, but it hasn't been fun.
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