Proposals Continued...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Morning Show. Well, welcome, it is the fifteen minute
morning show podcast, The Ultimate. I guess the ultimate text
just came through, says I find it hilarious that I

(00:25):
get so piste off at people that work for talking
to me while your show is on. I act like
I'm happy to see them, but inside my head is
yelling at them. I hate them. Go away. That's the
compliment of the day, isn't it. So here we are
do we get Brody on? Can we hear your Dave Brody? Okay,
we're working on that. Get that working. Scary? Uh, Garrett's here,

(00:47):
and there's Straight Nate, and there's Scary and Danielle and
Gandhi and Froggy and Scotty B and Master Control. I
missed the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast yesterday. What did
I miss? Well, we were talking about proposals, and we
were going around the room talking about how we proposed.
I think we left off with Scary if you wanted

(01:07):
to go no, not weave story when we last left me.
I signed out of the room as I was about
to speak because I don't have a proposal story, and
nor do I plan to have one for the foreseeable future.
I thought we gave you twenty four hours to get
it done, so you have something good to talk about.
You that's putting me on the spot. What else do

(01:29):
we do a little bit? All right? Well, I guess
we won't talk about scaries proposal story? Who does want
to talk about there? Because have you ever been a part,
like of a friend's proposal or anything like that? No?
I have not, like you mean, somebody else's plan, like
helping like help out in any type of way, or
or have you ever proposed like let's go to dinner

(01:49):
at Applebee? Now, I only criticized others proposals and calling
some of them cheesy, you know, like I think the
whole like on the screen at a baseball stadium been
done before. Okay, So if you were to propose, how
would you do it that wasn't cheesy? Oh man? I

(02:11):
mean obviously would have to be an early memory of
a first date or something like that. And you know,
he's got it in him, he's got the romantic But
what if you met somebody for the first time in
the back of Duncan Donuts parking lot dumpster? You're gonna
do a proposal there. Yes, if it makes something, if

(02:31):
it's personalized, if you want to do it. By the way,
you have to stop everything. Brody is saying, Scary, I
can't hear anything on CF Scary, you are away on
clean feed because but the thing is, it's it's just
not working. So I'm saying, move to zoom. Alright, Brodie
moved to zoom. I don't have any other. I don't
have no other. You just fix it. It's it's started
and restarted, then just fix it in the background because

(02:53):
it's ruining our entire podcast. I think this adds you
think it does, because it's the problems we really have
behind Alright, let's keep frozen. It's his own, not from
I think. I think your computer's messed up, Scary, because
he's not frozen with us. All right, moving on. I'm
not going to turn fifteen minutes into this unless unless

(03:16):
you want to No no, no, no, move along, move along?
All right, Well the froggy did you want to go? Yeah? So,
like Scary said, so, my proposal would have been way
better than it was, but Lisa fucked it up. So um,
Lisa and I one of the very first things that
we did not the very first date, but one of

(03:36):
the first dates we went down to We were living
in Tampa St. Pete clear Water at the time, and
we went down to They ring a bell on clear
Water Beach and every night, whoever rings the bell you
signed this little book. So Lisa and I early on
we went to our restaurant, we went to the sunset
and Lisa and I rang the bell. It was very
early in our relationship. So when we decided, when I
decided that I wanted to propose to her, I wanted

(03:57):
to take her back to that bell, ring the bell,
and I was going to propose to her there. She
and so we had other things we were doing that night,
but I was going to include that I'm not going
all the way over there. That's way I don't know.
So we didn't go. So we I ended up proposing
to her in front of the house that we were
going to buy. We had put an offer down on

(04:19):
our very first house, and so I took her. We
wanted to we wanted to drive by the house and
see the house. The awkward part was that people we
were buying the house from they were divorcing. I didn't
know that. I called them to tell them, hey, we're
gonna drive by. I'm going to propose in the driveway tonight,
and that's when the guy told me, okay, great. They

(04:41):
were in the window watching as they were going to
get divorced. It was a little awkward, as they say
when when when one door closes, another one opens. Correct,
they were closing there as we were opening hours. I
think minus stayed open a little longer than there's. I
proposed to her in the driveway of the house we
were buying. She said yes, obviously, But then as we

(05:02):
were driving to where we were going, I told her
what I wanted to do, And of course it was
my fault that we didn't end up where we should
have gone to get I should have known that what
this whole marriage was going to be like, but everything
was going to be my fault. But anyways, that's how
I proposed alsa in front of our house, not where
I rang the sunset bell. Inside of the book. There
you go see happy ending. Oh yeah, it's happy. That's cool.

(05:27):
I just realized afterwards. I just realized, after we're done,
we have an interview with Alicia Keys. Yes, Oh my god,
I'm so excited. What's she talking? About do we know
she's got a documentary series on YouTube New Music, But

(05:49):
where's the video sounding It's like the can Kool aid
man jump into the wall? Seven laptop not a laptop, Scary,
don't be a dick. There you are, and he looks happy,

(06:17):
too happy. It would just be great if Scary communicated
to me that there was a problem. There was a problem. Still,
it's still kind of glitchy. There's something glitchy going on.
I don't know. Oh, well, well this is this is
taking a turn for the fun. Wish people, I wish
people could read our text. So Brody's texting, he says, Scary,
I can't hear anything on on CF which is clean feed.

(06:40):
So Scary says Brody, moved to zoom. Brody, what does
that mean, Scary? Clean feet clearly is not working. It's
just one bath the next. Yeah, we have two audio sources.
When one does, when one sales, we go to the
other one. So we're on this. We're on the backup
right that we're fine, Let's get let's get back on
the horse and take a ride. And then Nate stepped
the joke. Just Facebook own clean feed. So now you're here, Brodie,

(07:04):
so let's make it. Let's make it worth your time.
What do you want to do? Bad mouth scary for
the next twelve minutes, I say it off the couch,
you come in. Oh you know what? So I I said,
come to peer pressure yesterday and I decided to watch
squad Game. Yeah, what do you think? I loved it?
It's yeah, I mean I I saw that. I saw

(07:27):
it coming that. You know, it was gonna be a
different type of game. But it was great. The acting,
the voiceover dub wasn't as bad as you described. I
can't sit there reading in an action movie. I can't
read during an action movie. It's so I'm telling you,
it's so much better if you shut off the dubbing
and just read the subtitles. I'll tell you two things

(07:50):
about the dubbing. Number one, I don't know why they
don't hire South Korean actors to do the voice dubbing
to make it sound a little more realistic. And number two,
my friend Eric, he uh he has the closed captioning
and the dubbing at the same time, and he said
that the overdubbing is cleaner, and that the caption ing
that translates what they're actually saying is much more vile

(08:13):
and so yeah, so what he said was in the overdubbing,
the guy says, what are your chicken? But in the
in the translation it says, what are you a pussy? Yeah,
it's a lot better. I'm telling you, it's better with
the captions and you can hear the emotion and they're
start it over. Then I'm going to start this thing
over because I just I was like both at the

(08:33):
same time. The director of Squid Games pitched this for
ten years and got turned down because of the quote
unquote bizarre concept of the movie. And then now that
it's out, it's the biggest thing in the world, seen
in every country possible. Number one, should my kids not
be watching this? No? Well, I went downstairs to the
basement the other day actually was having a sleepover and

(08:54):
they were watching it. I wasn't sure if they should. She's, oh,
my gosh, do you know that it's crashing internet places?
So like there's an internet um provider in South Korea
that's actually suing because it wants it wants Netflix to
cover costs of increased Internet traffic and maintenance all because

(09:17):
of this show. Please they should go get a tune up.
It's their fault. I did get a recommendation for a
similar show from a few years ago called Alison Borderland,
which is also South Korean, and it's about young gamers
who get sucked into a real life game. And it's
also where they risk their lives there and they don't

(09:40):
get they don't get sucked into a game. Sorry, Daniel,
I didn't mean say that. What happens is an organization
puts them in a real life game that they have
to try to survive, similar to what we're similar to
squid games, but to us every day I heart puts
us in this room every day and tries to see
which one's gonna fall first. And here we are. We're

(10:04):
all surviving. So they're all right, So Brodie's here. Successfully,
we've talked about squid games, We've talked about proposals. What's
left that might be it there's a dog looking its
hole behind him, we can talk about that. It was

(10:26):
a boy. It'll be a moment until it gets to
the hole. A question about all the time totally have holes?
Can I ask about dog holes? Go ahead? Can have one?
Just Scotty? What no? So Sawyer is constantly eating his
butt whole. Does that mean it has to be expressed

(10:48):
or something like you have to do with Max? Could be,
could be he could have a little bitty, a little
infection or something, or it could be a million a
professional to do that. Don't not try and do it yourself.
Don't don't don't go to YouTube university to just go
to YouTube and watch it be done. No, but I
get kisses after that, and I don't like, God, why

(11:11):
does he always have to go down that? Yeah, you're
asking a question about what. And so I also started
watching only Murders in the Building it and I'm enjoying them.
I'm enjoying it, except that I have a question. I'm
not looking to offend anybody, But does it seem like
Selena Gomez is acting like her mouth is wired shut?

(11:35):
I haven't seen it. Kind she kind of talks like
this and the whole everything. She doesn't really open her
mouth's kind of how she talks anyway. Yeah. Yeah, but
I've seen her animated when we interview her, and she's
it's a little bit more animated. But in the movie,
in the show, she's good, but she doesn't see in
her mouth. That's all distracting. I don't know. If you

(11:59):
watch with subtitles, I'll pay closer attention to the the
little Bitty Mouth of Selena Goman. Okay, it's a good
show though, it's really fun. Yeah, all right, what else?
Come on? Look at Nate Nate. You know. One thing
that was mentioned earlier was the when the Internet was

(12:20):
down yesterday, what was the last thing that you saw
on your screen? And every time you kept refreshing, it
was the only post that you saw up top. Someone
texted in earlier that there was an ice cream cone
shaped like a penis that they couldn't get rid of.
There was a couple of other funny ones that came through,
but I was wondering about you guys when mine. Mine

(12:41):
was a post by Shitty p D. It was stuck
on that guy. So I saw as soon as you
liked it, that was stuck on that all day. I
saw Elvis Ran likes this. I liked it the same
thing here. I liked it and didn't even know he
went away. Go do a search on nets ran for
shitty or go to a shitty radio jock. Radio jock.

(13:04):
That's that's who I got. Stuck on shitty radio job.
They are they're very, very delightful. I love them. Okay, well,
I think we've covered a lot of ground here today
on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Do we talk
about the lady who yelled at this for using the
word with the words female orgasm. Let me see if
she's such a turn because obviously I have. I have
blocked her as well because she did not slip into

(13:25):
my d M s. Still hasn't, she still hasn't said
anything since last night. She was she's still going at
it at like eleven o'clock last night. She should blame
Harry Styles. He was the one who said it. It
was his quote from the stage blame though, Like what
was so bad that were blaming people as to blame anything?

(13:45):
That's what if your kid is singing the song, that's
what the song is about, you know what, be a
parent and lie about what it means if that's what
you want to do, or turn off her show. So
if you're going to act like that, I don't want
you soaking up our positive and exactly the contact she's
offended watching this, watching Brodie's dog eat his own butthole
right now where eating was young and the song Birthday

(14:14):
sex Us out. We had convinced him that it was
birthday text, and it was that simple. Live to your kid.
If you don't know at this point you have to
lie to your children sometime, then you're a bad parent. Brodie,
Are you so offended that we're talking about your dog
licking his whole? Dogs licked their holes. Yes, I'm just
saying that particular moment he was looking. Say, if you

(14:36):
were Scottie, you'd let him lick your face right after.
For him, Scotty lets him lick his own butthole. You
know what my dog says, Hey, this butthole don't lick
itself times. That's what my dog says. I'm just quoting
my which one Yes, podcast leather Churios. Alright, well man,

(15:02):
it's been a lot of fun. We're out of time
by the fifteen minute Morning Show