Who is Honking The Horn

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?
And here we are the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. Hi,
there's Froggy, Scary Gandhi Scotty B Danielle, there's uh straight Nate,

(00:26):
and there's Brody with a dog. Which dog is that?
That's Percy h person and there's Garrett. How you doing good?
I got dogs here somewhere anyway? Um, so what are
we talking about today? What's on your mind? Well, there
might be a fight happening outside our studio any second now,
because there's a big box struck on the street that

(00:48):
has its hazards on right now, and there's about a
row of about eight cars honking their horns on it all.
Is that why the honking hasn't stopped? I hear it
from here and there. There's no one in the truck
right now, so everybody's sitting sitting there and it's getting
to the point where the drivers are getting out of
their cars to look like what the hell is going on?
Well that you know that I can hear it, that

(01:10):
box truck driver better be beefy and be able to
handle it because they're gonna beat him down. It's still going,
don't you think though after three honks, maybe four honks,
your honks are doing nothing. Yeah you're you're blowing off steam.
You can, but you can't get a ticket. But it's
New York City right now. No one has a place

(01:30):
to park, no one has even a ticket to write.
It's like got the balls to get out of a
big box truck in the middle of the street. Big
Bucks truck. Yeah, the guys who drive big, big Bux
trucks in a little tiny towns or little tiny streets.
Here's the thing. These guys have a job to do.
If he doesn't deliver, he doesn't make money, so he's
he would rather risk getting a ticket and being yelled

(01:51):
at than not deliver when he needs to deliver. But
we are getting to the point now where people will
start opening their windows because we're on a street and
there there's a hotel there, so I could I could
see people yelling, hey, shut up already at the people
that are honking. Who are honking at the box? Well,
there was a viral video the other day that was
circulating where a guy was in a stop sign and

(02:14):
there was a big mack truck behind him on a
single lane street. And the more the guy the mack
truck honked like the guy got out of his car
and did a TikTok dance. Bruce just went on for
like four or five minutes. It's crazy how many streams
this thing has. But you gotta see it. It's to
believe it. And he says like, it's like taunting the
guy in the mack truck. I'm not moving. Not a

(02:36):
great plan though, not a great place. Yeah, and that's
about drum guns and started shooting away. Exactly have you
guys seen when James Cordon does Uh. He puts on
a show in the middle of a road in the street,
and so like the whole cast of the show, the
guest stars on the show, we'll all run out in
the street during a red light and perform a song

(02:58):
or a couple of scenes from a show he had
styles do it last time? Know the well? The last
last time was uh, Camilla Caballo for Cinderella and the
cast of Cinderella Billy Porter, Like, they all ran out
and they did a show. I saw that the one
I saw that. Did you see the guy in the
front the first car filming it from his cell phone?
How awful it looked from his vantage? Point and how

(03:20):
annoyed he was, like, you don't you don't think that
the people in the cars are pissed, But they were pissed.
Oh well, that's the whole point. I think the whole
point is that most people don't know that he does
this and what the hell is going on, and they
just got to get to where they want to get
and they're like, what the hell is Hamilton's doing in
the middle of the street. Like it all depends on
what kind of hurry you're in. I mean, if you're

(03:41):
like running late and you're like, I don't I don't
need Cinderella dancing on my but Elvis, would you be
mad or would you be like, I'm mad I have
to go, But it's a show tune, so I'm loving it.
Oh no, I would love it. I wouldn't know. I
would like that, Like Froggy would probably get out of
his car and punch somebody. I would be upset to do.
My favorite part of it is when the light turns

(04:02):
and then he makes sure everybody runs back to the sidewalk. Okay,
so the light turns again. It's that long. I would
say at least twice a week. Scary or myself. We
have to yell at somebody on our way home because
where we are. For whatever reason, influencers like to get
into the middle of the street and start having a

(04:24):
photo shoot with somebody, like lifting up the back of
their dress so it looks like it's flowing in the wind.
In the middle of New York City traffic. Are you
you're in the middle of New York City traffic? A
ring like down in the middle of the avenue. New
York has lost its mind. The viral froggy Like if

(04:46):
they PLoP in the middle of the street and the
light turns green and you go, who's it fault? I think, yeah,
you can't go like someone's in the middle of the street.
I think in New York it's double points. In New Jersey,
if somebody walks to the corner right, if they're just
standing on the wanner, you have to stop by law
in case they want to cross. You would never stop
unless they jumped in front of your car, then you might.

(05:08):
You can. You can be within like two inches from them.
Instagram account. It's called influencers in the wild. You have
to follow. I'm sure some of you are. Daniel, you
got a ticket for that. Driving through the crosswalk when
somebody was starting to walk in it right, they were
all the way on the other side, and I went
through it and the guy goes, no, no, you have
the field for the pedestrian. I got pedestrian was all

(05:30):
the way. I still have to go to court and
fight the ticket something for it. Yet. We were making
a turn the other day and a person on a
bicycle came flying down the opposite way that they're supposed
to be, going right across the red light in front
of the car. And I rolled down my window and
I was like, that's how you die because everything about
that and I was like, you know what scary kills

(05:52):
this guy? It's gonna ruin our day, and her yelling
that's how I died, because if this guy comes back,
doubles back on his bike, I'm the one that's gonna
get punched. Not but I know it's scary though when
he's driving. Though. He is very tough when he's in
the car because he he asked those loud questions like
what's he doing if that guy was to come up
to him, and he would not say it like the

(06:12):
Tony does when he's in his car. You see, we
see stories every single day about road rage, and it's
always started by someone doing or saying something stupid. You know,
even though they may deserve being yelled at, if they're
aggressive and like fucking assholes, they're gonna come at you. Don't.
In my life, that guy was not going to come

(06:33):
back at us. But I did feel bad for a
second because he was driving like an idiot. And when
I yelled that, he turned around and looked back at us,
but continued to go forward, and I was like, oh,
maybe that's how he does that. No helmet, I'm sure too.
I don't think you had a helmet, which technically are
motor vehicles and they should have helmets, but they don't care,

(06:55):
even even on a bicycle. I think you have to
respect the traffic lights, right, Yeah, you're supposed to operate
like a vehicle. So he's going the wrong way and
through a red light. This guy's gonna get hit by
a car. Then ruin our days. Wait till the scooters come,
because I have a scooter gang in my town. Scooter gang.
Scooter gang, Yeah, a group of about fifteen guys, older guys.

(07:16):
They ride their scooters around like they own the town,
like it's a scooters, a regular scooter, motorized scooters. The
ones just sit on no, not the rascal ones, like
the motorized scooter. It just they block up the entire thing.
Just like the the carriage mafia of that that round,

(07:37):
the stroller mafia that walks around town. They're taking over
my town. Stroller Maffia. We still have those in Tribeca,
totally my one day a week. What do you do?
Do you want to do some more d m V questions? Yeah, yeah,

(07:58):
that was when you caught by surprise. You know, I'm
just thinking about how exciting I don't know. I think
basically conversation we had this morning. I don't think any
of us would pass our driver's test, except for maybe
Gandhi because she was boning up for it. Yeah, I
was practicing. I was ready. Okay, let's get those underweights. No, no, no, no,
I'm not I'm taking that lukewarm stance. No, I think

(08:25):
we're ready. Let's go forward with them. Do you have
them ready? Um? When you want to overtake and pass
another vehicle, you should wait for a signal from the
other driver. Change lanes quickly so the other driver will
see you signal and pass when safe to do so,
or stay close behind so you need less time to pass,
accelerate and give him the finger um or that has

(08:52):
to be all the others were really bad answers. I
know they're making this very easy. It's like, what do
you do shoot their car or signaling to the right,
like something at them that there are people who fail. Yeah,
you have to get on that test in order to pass.
I think it's only like or something, is it everyone?
Every one of those answers like drive past and say

(09:13):
fuck you or just past them. It's very obvious. It's
just the right one. I'll tell you though, if you
read the bus driver test, it's very different and much
more difficult. What's different you have to learn how to
say sit down. It involves all kinds of stuff with
train tracks, and you have to know what the placards
mean on the side of the trucks that can explode,

(09:33):
like I know that is gasoline, you know, and I'm
sorry home heating oil twelve o three is gasoline, ten
seventy five is propane. And you're supposed to drive the
kids next to the I don't. You just have to
know what's in them in case they explode, I could, Yes,

(09:55):
I had to do that. A bus, yeah, minibus yeah,
I mean we drive next to those trucks. I think
we should know what's in them too, so we should
learn about that is now stuff. It's public knowledge. But
if you're gonna blow up, it's gonna blow up. Right.
What's your next question? In which of the following situations
is passing always forbidden? The vehicle ahead is making a

(10:16):
left turn, you are on a one way street which
has two lanes, the vehicle ahead is stopped for a
pedestrian and a crosswalk, or the vehicle ahead is going
to park parallel to the curve the Yeah, it's it's
the pedestrian one right, otherwise you'd hit them right. Yeah.
But if someone's making a left turn and you pass them,

(10:37):
you will hit them also. And if you pass them
on the right, but you're supposed to pass on the left,
I feel like this is turning left? Yeah, yeah, it's stupid.
You're going. You would mow the pedestrian over if they
started to walk. Yeah, right, there so far the answer
to see on all of them, So I just guess see, okay,

(10:57):
oh my god, is it? The answer is she? It
was the pedestrian one. Yeah, imagine the driving test. All
the answers we're seeing down the thing that could be
the d m v's little joke. Okay, here's when driving
at night. It is most important for you to use
your high beams at all times. That's what I do.

(11:21):
Drive within range of your headlights, be ready to break
more quickly, or watch for cars intersection. How do you
drive within range of your headlights? You're always going forward.
That doesn't make any sense, but that's probably it sounds
like something you would do the last three of it,
but not the first one. Drive outside of the range
of your head go sideways? Or my headlights only shine

(11:43):
three feet, I can only drive three that's it, but
then the headlights and then another three. D I guess
there's making you think that if you accelerate, your headlights
will slow down. You'll never catch up to your headlights
like a cat. I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try it.
I forgot the questions were anyone question? What was the answering? See, um,

(12:05):
I don't know, you know what's even working. Have you
ever had to take the points reduction course online? Yes?
That is the worst crap. Whoever writes that stuff is
so stupid, but yet it's approved. I actually had to
go to a class one time and they did the
like almost like a where you have to stand up
and say what you did when these people were saying
the craziest things. Was like I got in a high

(12:27):
speed chased with a cop car and then I shot
out his tires. And then it gets to me and
I'm like, I was spooned, and I swear to god,
the class booed me and was like throwing stuff out. Sorry,
I was gonna get these points off my license. Yeah,
I know you're getting a procedure done the colonoscopy. What
are you having as soon as you're you're out of
the colonoscaro? Who mean? Yeah? What what's the mean, Brodie? What?

(12:55):
I don't know. I haven't thought about it. You know.
It's kind of funny. I haven't eaten since yesterday morning,
and for some reason, I'm just not hungry. It is
kind of weird. And do you ever do you ever
go into a point where you just you're you're hungry,
you just don't want to food for like several days.
Don't do that slow just like eat like a cheeseburger. Yeah,
I won't do that, but no, I don't. I don't know,

(13:16):
you know, I was the thing is is on the
way back to the apartment, I can go online and
have something delivered. It'll be waiting for me when I
get there. So I don't know, go greasy, go greasy,
I was thinking earlier. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. We'll see.
I think an Asian influence would be nice. I'm right here, alright.

(13:37):
We've gone from d m V questions to that, and
I feel like a questions, we've lost our gas. I
think we're done in general. Oh my god, thank you,
thank you. I have to get a camera crammed up
my ass. Yeah. Morning Show