September 21, 2021 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we're all back for the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hi. Hi,
there's Froggy, there's Scary, there's Scotty B. There's Danielle, there's Oh,
there's an empty seat. We're gone to usually say here
she is, here's come? Did you go potty? I was
talking crap with Diamond and Andrew. Okay, there's a Dave
(00:21):
Brody and the Dan and there's there's a straighten Aid
and there's a Garrett. Can I start, yes, we can
recognize you. Since I embarrassed myself by admitting I and
mummify my penis after I go to the bathroom. Can
the people that weren't here to admit things that are
embarrassing to them admit something embarrassing because I can't be
(00:42):
We can't leave on that note, like Garrett, you have
to admit something that you do. No currently, I clip
my tone, nails to nails. We had toenails, that's fine.
We had belly button jam. You know, that's the gross
thing everybody does. There's something more embarrassing than you people
(01:04):
are doing. You're not admitting my ear wax when everything
embarrassing about me. I got nothing to hide, But you
didn't say it on the air, some of them I have.
You know, we actually talked about what ear wax tastes
like on our show Wants, and I was curious it.
(01:26):
I mean, I was like, why not. I mean, it
wasn't like I was like I need to have Like
I was just like, one time, you weren't craving it. Yeah,
it's not like you do it on the daily. I mean,
what about you, Brodie, what do you do that you
just never would admit to anyone unless you yes on
a radio show. Uh boy. The first thing that popped
(01:49):
into my head is if I were a sweater or
a pull over and a shirt underneath, I will sometimes
talk the shirt into my underwear to keep it down.
Then sometimes when on the shirt, what was that? Gandhi?
There are women's clothing pieces that are made specifically for
that reason. I like body suits. It is underwear in
(02:09):
a shirt put together. That was my thought process. But
men aren't supposed to do that. Okay, that's true. I
can tell him, Nate. I will give you credit on
that one, Brodie, because for the longest time I used
to tuck my undershirt into my underwear, thinking that's what
you were supposed to do. And then I was in
I don't know, sixth grade and changing in the gym
(02:30):
locker room, and some I don't know Dave Zbrowski goes,
what do you do that for? And then ever since then,
I haven't done it all. Dave z Abrowski, you know what,
I generally like to pee in a stall because I
like to dab and there's no toilet paper at all.
Scotty b also puts his hand on the wall in
the stall to so he'll stand up and put his
(02:53):
hand like like, I knew it was Scotty be because
I saw the sneakers in his hand. I'm like, why
are you holding the wall? I washed my hands after,
But why why do you have to neede to lean?
I don't know it's comfortable. Oh I got another one.
Oh okay, I will occasionally and you might have seen
(03:15):
my residue, uh wipe my boogers as I am urinated
on the wall, Scotty puts his hand on it, and
then they pinted over them, pad over them, the boers.
Oh my god, wait, look for this person for you.
(03:35):
The one they paint it over wasn't mine. And it's
very rare that I do this. Why would you ever
do that? Ever? Buggers on the ball that hocking my
shirt and there's no big deal anymore. I got it
waxin on a booger wiper. I'm the only person that's
being truly honest here lying hold on it. So it's
(03:55):
one thing to dab your penis after you pee and
put mummify it with. It's another thing to admit to
people that you are actually putting your boogers on the
wall that we all share what gross listen. I don't
usually put them on the wall, put them on the
like Spikett that's coming out on anctually flicking them out.
I have flicked mine out the car window before, but
(04:19):
first you roll it and flick it. I don't know
if I don't, honestly, I just kind of if it
comes out, I kind of roll the window down and go,
hopefully not hitting anyone. Don't you get a bugger inn
you're like, and then you're trying to take it and
then get stuck in there, like, can I tell Elvis,
(04:39):
I'm so glad you said that, because if I could
invent something half as sticky as a booger that you're
trying to get off your finger while you're in the car.
I would be a good jillionaire because that stuff will
not come off your finger. Where do you run in
the car? I know? I I do the flick like Danielle.
Sometimes it takes a good three or four minutes to
get it off. But they made tissue boxes. What tissue
packages that were fit in a car? Scary? Scary has
(05:02):
a point. Maybe if you rolled it first, it wouldn't
be so sticky and you'd be able to flick it easier.
You know what? Knowing Nate, he'll get a booker on
his finger on Saturday and he'll keep it until he
comes to work on Monday. That's where you're wrong, because
I hate having stuff with my fingers. In fact, when
I eat chicken wings, I wear gloves. I've told you
this before, right, that's so funny to ma, we just
(05:24):
make this to What's wrong with Nate podcast? For you.
I can say who it is. But there is somebody
in here who keep tips their belly button and then
used to send photos of the schmutz they would get
out of the belly button. Who does that? I won't
say it. It has to be Scotty. I don't know.
I don't know who it was, but I'm proud of
what comes out square. Remember one coaster, boy Josh would
(05:48):
like photograph what he leaves back behind in the toilet
and then send it to for competition. Yeah, why why
do you guys used to do that? Here? Oh great,
tea goes to boy Josh. He's have measuring contests what
they leave behind. That's discussed. Moving on, So what I
(06:11):
wanted to talk about? Dogs? Who's that? Yeah? Well, I mean,
I'm warning everyone else's dog is as stupid as mine.
Like to think that they're kind of intelligent. But any
time that any of us are doing anything with butter
in the house and we turn around for one second,
Sawyer will jump on the counter and take the butter
container and eat the entire container of butter and then
proceed to vomit all over the house for hours. But
(06:34):
yet he keeps eating butter tastes good. Don't we all
kind of do that? I mean, we all eat things
that have too much butter, and then you know you're
not feeling so great, we keep eating it after a while.
After you eat the butter so many times, in vomits
so many times, Like maybe I shouldn't do that? Because
I feel good. Does the dog pickets nose and wipe
the boogers on the wall, because then it's better than
(06:55):
this is true? Dogs don't have boogers. I don't think,
Oh no, dogs they doesn't everyone get boogers everything? Everybody? Birds,
get sure. I'm sure birds get boogers. That's in a
two can booger. Hey. Um, this is the most awful
(07:15):
podcast ever until tomorrow Elvis Nate and it started this topic. Yes, no,
I was just trying to get people to admit things.
And apparently I'm the only one that's being truly honest
with everybody. But I'm the one who started this, by
the way, that was the first to admit I put
things up my nose to meet myself. That is strange, girl,
(07:38):
I said, I flicked the boogers out the window, I said,
I picked my teeth with my earrings sometimes my ear wax.
Of your other guys, ever, like made your penis talk?
What go on? Please? Please continue? No? I mean you
just I don't know if you just make it talk
(08:00):
like like kissing it. No, I don't even really want
to see now, who does it talk to yourself? It
doesn't hear the voice. It makes It's like, hey, how's
it going? But how do you get it to talk?
What do you squeeze it? No, you make the mouth move.
He's what I'm saying. The mouth every day. That a
(08:27):
conversation with yourself? Are you talking to like somebody else
with it? I'll talk to myself with it sometimes. Yeah.
I wouldn't recommend doing that to a woman not super sexy.
What does it say to you? It's different all the time.
I don't know. Stop pulling on me so hard. Stop
putting peanut butter armies. The dog likes it. Okay, here
we go. It wasn't peanut butter. It was butter. Sorry
(08:52):
I didn't. I don't know what you're talking about. Next,
who wants to go into Teddy Bear? It's just over yet?
Can we cut this one? Good enough material? We can
end it short? Is this over? Get what Scotty's penises?
It over? Help me? Help me stop joking me. Tuck
(09:19):
your shirt into me. I've already seen this movie. I
can't vomit anymore. I'm just gonna sitsten to this. I
have to go for another COVID test today. It's my
fourth one in seven days. Congratulations, Jesus God enough enough.
Have you ever got a COVID test where they swab
your nose and you don't even feel like they had
(09:40):
anywhere near your nose? Like yes, yeah, yeah. And I
called them out on it too. I said, just st
of curiosity. Do they do that because they don't want
they don't want a positive if it's not very last
week or the guys like it's not very wet, but okay,
And he basically got nothing because I had no oister
in my nose. Right, Listen, if I'm trying to leave
(10:02):
another country to come home, I got no problem with that, Okay,
giving giving COVID other people, I'll get stuck in another
country for like, okay, but that's better than you bring
in the COVID in exactly. Then they'll get fired for
not showing up for work. You have COVID right for
(10:22):
those that are taking COVID tests. And my wife Ali
gives dozens of code tests every day, and she says
the key that she tells patients is to almost like us,
not rocket slash blow out like when when it's up
there so you get that mucus on there. So though
you might question the person swabbing your nose isn't getting
far enough. At least you're doing your part of trying
to get Yeah. I always yes, yes, because of all things,
(10:49):
mucus makes me nauseous, like all the things we talk about,
no problem, mucas, it makes me nauseous. And blood and
blood and blood. Yes, yeah. I got a COVID test
not too long ago where they were just right on
the tip and I was like, you just swabbed my mustache,
nice try, but she didn't get up in my nose.
Your mustache as covid. Now are we over? Oh my god?
(11:15):
Can we have like a plan tomorrow? Well, actually, you
know what's scary. We had a plan today that was
that's scary, right alright, bye, good bye,
So we're all back for the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hi. Hi,
there's Froggy, there's Scary, there's Scotty B. There's Danielle, there's Oh,
there's an empty seat. We're gone to usually say here
she is, here's come? Did you go potty? I was
talking crap with Diamond and Andrew. Okay, there's a Dave
(00:21):
Brody and the Dan and there's there's a straighten Aid
and there's a Garrett. Can I start, yes, we can
recognize you. Since I embarrassed myself by admitting I and
mummify my penis after I go to the bathroom. Can
the people that weren't here to admit things that are
embarrassing to them admit something embarrassing because I can't be
(00:42):
We can't leave on that note, like Garrett, you have
to admit something that you do. No currently, I clip
my tone, nails to nails. We had toenails, that's fine.
We had belly button jam. You know, that's the gross
thing everybody does. There's something more embarrassing than you people
(01:04):
are doing. You're not admitting my ear wax when everything
embarrassing about me. I got nothing to hide, But you
didn't say it on the air, some of them I have.
You know, we actually talked about what ear wax tastes
like on our show Wants, and I was curious it.
(01:26):
I mean, I was like, why not. I mean, it
wasn't like I was like I need to have Like
I was just like, one time, you weren't craving it. Yeah,
it's not like you do it on the daily. I mean,
what about you, Brodie, what do you do that you
just never would admit to anyone unless you yes on
a radio show. Uh boy. The first thing that popped
(01:49):
into my head is if I were a sweater or
a pull over and a shirt underneath, I will sometimes
talk the shirt into my underwear to keep it down.
Then sometimes when on the shirt, what was that? Gandhi?
There are women's clothing pieces that are made specifically for
that reason. I like body suits. It is underwear in
(02:09):
a shirt put together. That was my thought process. But
men aren't supposed to do that. Okay, that's true. I
can tell him, Nate. I will give you credit on
that one, Brodie, because for the longest time I used
to tuck my undershirt into my underwear, thinking that's what
you were supposed to do. And then I was in
I don't know, sixth grade and changing in the gym
(02:30):
locker room, and some I don't know Dave Zbrowski goes,
what do you do that for? And then ever since then,
I haven't done it all. Dave z Abrowski, you know what,
I generally like to pee in a stall because I
like to dab and there's no toilet paper at all.
Scotty b also puts his hand on the wall in
the stall to so he'll stand up and put his
(02:53):
hand like like, I knew it was Scotty be because
I saw the sneakers in his hand. I'm like, why
are you holding the wall? I washed my hands after,
But why why do you have to neede to lean?
I don't know it's comfortable. Oh I got another one.
Oh okay, I will occasionally and you might have seen
(03:15):
my residue, uh wipe my boogers as I am urinated
on the wall, Scotty puts his hand on it, and
then they pinted over them, pad over them, the boers.
Oh my god, wait, look for this person for you.
(03:35):
The one they paint it over wasn't mine. And it's
very rare that I do this. Why would you ever
do that? Ever? Buggers on the ball that hocking my
shirt and there's no big deal anymore. I got it
waxin on a booger wiper. I'm the only person that's
being truly honest here lying hold on it. So it's
(03:55):
one thing to dab your penis after you pee and
put mummify it with. It's another thing to admit to
people that you are actually putting your boogers on the
wall that we all share what gross listen. I don't
usually put them on the wall, put them on the
like Spikett that's coming out on anctually flicking them out.
I have flicked mine out the car window before, but
(04:19):
first you roll it and flick it. I don't know
if I don't, honestly, I just kind of if it
comes out, I kind of roll the window down and go,
hopefully not hitting anyone. Don't you get a bugger inn
you're like, and then you're trying to take it and
then get stuck in there, like, can I tell Elvis,
(04:39):
I'm so glad you said that, because if I could
invent something half as sticky as a booger that you're
trying to get off your finger while you're in the car.
I would be a good jillionaire because that stuff will
not come off your finger. Where do you run in
the car? I know? I I do the flick like Danielle.
Sometimes it takes a good three or four minutes to
get it off. But they made tissue boxes. What tissue
packages that were fit in a car? Scary? Scary has
(05:02):
a point. Maybe if you rolled it first, it wouldn't
be so sticky and you'd be able to flick it easier.
You know what? Knowing Nate, he'll get a booker on
his finger on Saturday and he'll keep it until he
comes to work on Monday. That's where you're wrong, because
I hate having stuff with my fingers. In fact, when
I eat chicken wings, I wear gloves. I've told you
this before, right, that's so funny to ma, we just
(05:24):
make this to What's wrong with Nate podcast? For you.
I can say who it is. But there is somebody
in here who keep tips their belly button and then
used to send photos of the schmutz they would get
out of the belly button. Who does that? I won't
say it. It has to be Scotty. I don't know.
I don't know who it was, but I'm proud of
what comes out square. Remember one coaster, boy Josh would
(05:48):
like photograph what he leaves back behind in the toilet
and then send it to for competition. Yeah, why why
do you guys used to do that? Here? Oh great,
tea goes to boy Josh. He's have measuring contests what
they leave behind. That's discussed. Moving on, So what I
(06:11):
wanted to talk about? Dogs? Who's that? Yeah? Well, I mean,
I'm warning everyone else's dog is as stupid as mine.
Like to think that they're kind of intelligent. But any
time that any of us are doing anything with butter
in the house and we turn around for one second,
Sawyer will jump on the counter and take the butter
container and eat the entire container of butter and then
proceed to vomit all over the house for hours. But
(06:34):
yet he keeps eating butter tastes good. Don't we all
kind of do that? I mean, we all eat things
that have too much butter, and then you know you're
not feeling so great, we keep eating it after a while.
After you eat the butter so many times, in vomits
so many times, Like maybe I shouldn't do that? Because
I feel good. Does the dog pickets nose and wipe
the boogers on the wall, because then it's better than
(06:55):
this is true? Dogs don't have boogers. I don't think,
Oh no, dogs they doesn't everyone get boogers everything? Everybody? Birds,
get sure. I'm sure birds get boogers. That's in a
two can booger. Hey. Um, this is the most awful
(07:15):
podcast ever until tomorrow Elvis Nate and it started this topic. Yes, no,
I was just trying to get people to admit things.
And apparently I'm the only one that's being truly honest
with everybody. But I'm the one who started this, by
the way, that was the first to admit I put
things up my nose to meet myself. That is strange, girl,
(07:38):
I said, I flicked the boogers out the window, I said,
I picked my teeth with my earrings sometimes my ear wax.
Of your other guys, ever, like made your penis talk?
What go on? Please? Please continue? No? I mean you
just I don't know if you just make it talk
(08:00):
like like kissing it. No, I don't even really want
to see now, who does it talk to yourself? It
doesn't hear the voice. It makes It's like, hey, how's
it going? But how do you get it to talk?
What do you squeeze it? No, you make the mouth move.
He's what I'm saying. The mouth every day. That a
(08:27):
conversation with yourself? Are you talking to like somebody else
with it? I'll talk to myself with it sometimes. Yeah.
I wouldn't recommend doing that to a woman not super sexy.
What does it say to you? It's different all the time.
I don't know. Stop pulling on me so hard. Stop
putting peanut butter armies. The dog likes it. Okay, here
we go. It wasn't peanut butter. It was butter. Sorry
(08:52):
I didn't. I don't know what you're talking about. Next,
who wants to go into Teddy Bear? It's just over yet?
Can we cut this one? Good enough material? We can
end it short? Is this over? Get what Scotty's penises?
It over? Help me? Help me stop joking me. Tuck
(09:19):
your shirt into me. I've already seen this movie. I
can't vomit anymore. I'm just gonna sitsten to this. I
have to go for another COVID test today. It's my
fourth one in seven days. Congratulations, Jesus God enough enough.
Have you ever got a COVID test where they swab
your nose and you don't even feel like they had
(09:40):
anywhere near your nose? Like yes, yeah, yeah. And I
called them out on it too. I said, just st
of curiosity. Do they do that because they don't want
they don't want a positive if it's not very last
week or the guys like it's not very wet, but okay,
And he basically got nothing because I had no oister
in my nose. Right, Listen, if I'm trying to leave
(10:02):
another country to come home, I got no problem with that, Okay,
giving giving COVID other people, I'll get stuck in another
country for like, okay, but that's better than you bring
in the COVID in exactly. Then they'll get fired for
not showing up for work. You have COVID right for
(10:22):
those that are taking COVID tests. And my wife Ali
gives dozens of code tests every day, and she says
the key that she tells patients is to almost like us,
not rocket slash blow out like when when it's up
there so you get that mucus on there. So though
you might question the person swabbing your nose isn't getting
far enough. At least you're doing your part of trying
to get Yeah. I always yes, yes, because of all things,
(10:49):
mucus makes me nauseous, like all the things we talk about,
no problem, mucas, it makes me nauseous. And blood and
blood and blood. Yes, yeah. I got a COVID test
not too long ago where they were just right on
the tip and I was like, you just swabbed my mustache,
nice try, but she didn't get up in my nose.
Your mustache as covid. Now are we over? Oh my god?
(11:15):
Can we have like a plan tomorrow? Well, actually, you
know what's scary. We had a plan today that was
that's scary, right alright, bye, good bye,
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