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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Show? Is it time? Yeah? Hell, they you
it's a fifteen minute morning show podcast. We're all here.
There's a Nate and there's Danielle. And there's straight and Nate.
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I mean so straight Nate, Nate, both of them are
here because sometimes gay Nate. They're Froggy. And there's Scotty b.
And there's the One and Only day Brody and Gandhi
and Scary Hello. So Danielle was curious because once again,
and we see this every day, Garrett walks into the
studio with packages deliveries. Have you noticed this? Yes, and
I think he's trying to hide things from his wife
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because he doesn't want them delivered to the home. Daniel
do not speaking out right now. Nobody asked you hold on.
This is not for me Elvis. Before he came into
the studio, I put a special under your desk with
a note remember the time that you were the special
gift under my dad. So I got this. Our friend
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Steve at the Roosevelts sent me a note congratulations on
your anniversary you and Alex together two years. I've thought
it's over. Some of our new Coco shirts. You know
Cocoa my favorite movie, of course, the Day of the
Dead theme at our wedding. U these aren't even out yet,
So Steve and everyone at the Roosevelt squad look at these,
these Day of the Dead shirts. Gay guys love shirts
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like this, and you have them before anyone else. They're
down here. How did you already put one on? Alex?
This is not this is not from them, He said
the same thing, dick hole. Look at the cool cool Well.
I wonder when they come out, because I'd like to
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get the female version very soon, and I'm sure we
can make it happen. Not like they've already come out,
you know. Can I be honest, we couldn't use those
What was that? What do you mean by that? Oh?
He said that shirt's fall gay guys. So I said
that they already have come out. They're very bright and festive.
You didn't jump on Nate when he said it, because
I expect more from you. Take that as a compliment. Line.
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They're always on the on the cusp of pop culture
stuff like I have their sand Lot shirt and the
Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell. This is like
this sounds like it's turning into an ad for something scary.
He's not saying that because he thinks the Roosevelt's for
on cutting edge. He wants to say that to let
you know that he's on cutting edge because he has
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he wants freebies next week. Thank you, guys, thank you,
thank you scary anyway, thank you is that their new tagline.
It's actually on the tag It's not only for guys,
oh man, kind of be honest. I would have loved
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this shirt at your wedding. Which of the guys had
a hard time finding a colorful shirt? I had the
fucking most difficult time because they don't make colorful ship
for guys. That's what I'm saying. I'm shopping in the
wrong place. I had how many people, two hundred people
that everyone had color on and no one complained. Yeah,
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Alex had that was places that do like dark solids, solids,
it goes with everything. Not at my wedding. And you
can also Brandon put on crazy pants because he didn't
find a shirt that he loved so much. Out of control,
you know what. And I'm probably the only bride in
the history of weddings that said, I I encourage you
to outdress me. You did, you did, you did, couldn't
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happen anyway, Thank you so much. That's tremendous. I can't
wait to put one on right now. All right, where
are we going? You guys ready for Vegas? Oh? No, yes,
well we have to be. We're going. I'm excited about
the concert part and like the whole that whole thing,
but like the traveling and then trying to find something
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to wear. You know, we haven't done it in a while,
so actually having to go to a store and try
on close, it's it's very You're leaving tomorrow and you
don't have clothes. We've got. We've been through that. So
the thing is people say, oh, you get to go
to Vegas. How fun You're gonna a little vacations. I
arrived late at night to tomorrow night, Thursday night, Friday,
I get up, I have one meeting with someone in
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a lunch and then it's work. That's it until Friday night.
We go to bed, wake up, we have daytime stage.
Did I make you a little shopping? Yes? I have
to fit in some shops. And then we actually leave
before the contracts even over, and we catch a red
eye flight back to new One about my favorite part
of you going to a town with casinos. Well, you
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walk out and you go, yeah, I want again at you.
We're gonna do with it. They just keep handed it
to me. That money just keeps coming up. There's no
time to go gambling. I am excited because we Gandhi
and I are flying in on Friday and we don't
have I mean Thursday, and we don't really have anything.
I thought we were gonna have stuff to do, but
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we don't. And so Froggy's wife, Lisa's flying and so
we get to play a little bit, a little bit tomorrow. Yeah, Froggy,
they're going shopping. Yeah, I know, that's exactly what that is.
That's exactly yesterday. She goes, how much what's my spin limit? Oh? Like,
follow the rules. But it's Las Vegas. There's so many
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other things to do. You can shop anywhere, go hit
the casino. I would rather spend my money on a
new purse. Have you been to the Crystal shops before? Okay, yeah,
I went with you that time. I'm a little offended though,
because I invited Danielle and Lisia to come to dinner
with me and Gandhi. Because We're gonna go visit Bobby
F's new restaurants there. But I'm sorry, hold on names,
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not to forget appreciated. But here's the thing, a horror
by the way, we only have one day to really
play in Vegas, and I want to go out and
walk around and see things. I don't want to be
in a restaurant eating dinner, no offense and no offense
to Bobby play. But I love you, Scar. I Also
some of the other people that we invited are a
little hesitant because you do the order twelve things for
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everybody at the same time, and then you know, ball
out and have a good time, and they're like, I
don't know if I can throw down that much money.
Like Scary wants to go out and have a five meal,
So if you care for six, yeah, you take leftovers.
I've never seen you take leftoverstovers for the left there
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are yeah. Okay. So we were at launch yesterday. It
was Nate and Scotty b and me. We went down
the street sitting outside having a glass of line, enjoying
the world walking by on a a beautiful New York day. Right,
and uh, come here, Nate, what are you doing so
Scotty reminds us yesterday he's ad remember that interview we
did with Eric Astrata. Now, Eric Astrato, you probably don't
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even know who he is. On no offense to Eric Astratto.
He hasn't been He used to be a TV star.
It hasn't been around in forty two years, thirty years.
Actually that show started forty four years ago to day.
It was a show called Chips and so I told Scott,
I said, we'll bring Eric Astrotto and will record an
interview with him, but if it's not really relatable, we're
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not going to play back. So we actually recorded you
got to hang out with your superstart, and we never
played it back. It was the interview that never never aired.
And but you got to meet your here. Yes, thank
you for that. Well, he's always't such a hero, But
I really enjoyed the show. I mean, Ericastrata is not
my hero. You talk about you, I wouldn't even have
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known who he was had you not brought him up
all the time and then yelled at me for not
knowing who he was and showed me photos. He relates
every serial he reviews on Serial Kills podcast. Somehow Eric ostrata.
These are chocolate, I beg Eric Estrada would like so anyway,
so the question you had, the question I had is
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that you know, we've been doing this for a long time,
and for the most part, the guests that we have
in the show are interesting to a mass appeal audience.
But there's definitely one person that you want to talk
to that nobody else would give a shit about. And
I could say, I had my guy on my old show,
Christopher Cross. Eric is actually modern yea, they were popular
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at the same time. But I'll be honest, pretty fucking
disappointing he was he had It was on the phone, right,
It wasn't even in person. He was doing dishes while
we were on speaker phone, Like, he did not give
a ship about the interview. Totally deflated me. And then
I mean we still played the interview to back you
did well, I don't know. I mean, we built it
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up and there's no payoff for the audience, at least
with what what's his name? More payoff if you don't
play it, probably, I mean, it was disappointing. So anyway,
there's that person that nobody gives a sh about it.
So do you guys have one. I don't have anyone
because I would never waste time interview anyone if if
I didn't want them on the show. Okay, waste my time.
But you guys have someone, well, I for sure do.
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And every time I say this person's name, there's a
little pack of people are like to Devin Sawa. Of course, yeah,
Devin Saw. I would say between the ages of like
eight thirteen, that man or boy at the time was
all over my walls. I would buy magazines, rup him
out of the middle and put him my hand. He
was in Casper. He was a little giant. He was
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an idle hand. He so he went away for a
long time, right and did his own thing whatever. And
then I saw him on Instagram and I was like, oh,
Devin Sawa. I wonder he's like as an adult. He's
still wonderful, hilarious. And I've been plotting in my head
to get him on the show because he's in the
new Chucky series on Sci Fi. Yeah, and I think
we can do it, and he followed me. It's the
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greatest thing in the world. I I'm so happy Devin
saw anyone that no one else would probably want to
hear there's two people I would like to have on
to Daniel would be mean to them, so I don't
want I will never have them on Tiger Woods. Tiger
Woods to him and Tom Brady would Daniel doesn't like
either one of them. She would not be nice, and
I do not want to have them. But you just
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named two people that a lot of people would love from. Yeah, yeah,
Tom Brady. Everybody wants Brady. Everybody hates Tom Brady. You
hate him on the field, like you don't hate him
off the field. That's the thing. Like off the field,
he's the nicest of guys. On the field, you just
you don't want to see him win. What about you? Brodie?
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You know what I was thinking, Comedian that no one
cares about it anymore. Checky Green, I think he's dead.
He'll know most of Like I would like to have
David let him in on. I think you would just
see That's that's my point. I'm trying to think of
like really obscure people. Everyone and I would be into
is rather famous and you know, like i'd like to
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be like to have Larry David on. We've had weird
al on. Richard Lewis was on our show like people
that I like Seinfeld. You're like me, You're You're not
going to spin your wheels with someone like has been
like Jojo Seawa what was that guy's name? But most
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of them would be relevant. It's nobody that doesn't. Saw
is relevant. You shut your mouth. So I have to
Jack ary Lish who used to play for Aston Villa,
because my kids would have a funk. Are you having
a stroke? Is a socker team and it's my my
family's favorite player and they would freak out if he
was ever if Jack was ever on with us. He
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doesn't play for Aston anymore. He got traded. It's a
big story. I read that Goldstein. Do you know who
that is? Bet? I bet Scotty knows who? From Roy Kent? Oh, yes, yes, yes,
Roy Kent from Oh my gosh. I just that showed
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from Ted Lao came from Tano because he is so
funny and he's his character is so funny and he's
so different than the character he plays on the show
in real life. So I'd love to sit down in town.
You you also want bj your Bear? Yes, Greg Evig,
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those are two things. Was like, I'd like the monkey
from Bear. See, it's not obscure. Play the game, you
are obscure, you know what. I would like to talk
to the surviving members of the Beastie Boys, but I
think that some people would like, No, that's that's a
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lot of people were like, I have ad Rock and
Mike Dion, I don't know, and I'm weird now. We
had on the day that freaking I wasn't here, So
who would you want to have on that no one
else would care about? That's I think that was the himself. Yes,
I don't know. You know what I call the famous
people like you guys, it's not a cop out. I
don't give me. Ben Savage in the studio, didn't he
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he was there, He was with us for a little while,
like a couple of years ago. Didn't he do something? Yeah?
They brought that girl meets World, right, and then they
started talking about he he was kind of a diva
on set. Did you hear that? What? Look it up?
I don't make this stuff. She's nice, right, we had
to bang on. I don't remember Ben Savage, Ben Savage asshole?
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I didn't call him that? What was he a douche? Though? Okay,
who's next? Already? Did it went right? Yeah? Did all this?
You don't want Larry Wilcox, also from CHIP. I wonder
if Diamond and Alley have people that are obscure that
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they would like they're in here. They're not in here.
When can we have Jack Realish on guys here? Why
Hollywood won't cast Ben Savage anymore? Shut up? Okay? What
I heard the word? What's the reason why it's such
a long story? We got quickly? We're running out of Actually,
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we don't have time. Wait wait, they came in quickly.
What do I need? A scure person, somebody who not
everybody cares about, but you guys would really care about
without a doubt, Bobby Brown, without a death. Are you kidding? People?
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People would like to hear that doesn't count? Know someone
that would like to have on that no one else
has to. Yeah, I got it, Okay, I would want
Kyle Richard's her, all her kids. They're like the coolest
people on the internet. I don't want them. Yeah, follow
her kids. I follow all of them on Instagram. I
even know her kid's best friends. I know their mom's everything.
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You win pay, you got your assignment? All right, we
gotta get out of here. Goodbye. By the fifteen minute
morning show