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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show? Here we go the fifty minute morning show podcast. Uh,
there's uh, well they're scary. There's Scotty b at Master Control.
There's Gandhi. Where's Danielle? She maybe went to the bathroom.
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Here comes Scarrett, and there's uh, there's Straight Night and
Brody's there, and we have a new couch to celebrate. Yeah,
new couch. But can we hear you Brodie? Hold? Second?
Who whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? What's going on? First of all?
Through what she's doing? Spot? She's in Scottie's rooms? Okay,
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But where's Brody? Brody? Okay, he's okay. First words starts
with I don't know, big Okay, we're having an audio problem.
Can you fix that? I'll log out of this program.
Why can't we just do charades with Brodie? This morning?
Body needs to reset his janketey computer. The problem with
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him all along is he's been using this debt, this
computer that the station gave him from two thousand and four,
and he refuses to have it upgraded. All the I
T engineers, he drives them back because alright, alright, and
I love how people come out. You know what your
problem is. Come on, stop picking on Brodie. And Brodie
can't even fight back right now because he's silence. He
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can fight back because we're gonna play Brodie charade is
all right? Where we're gonna Brodie can't talk to us,
so he can do charades with us. Brodie, are you
are you good at charades? I think yes? You know
you have to use your hands with sharade. Did you
hear us? He can't hear us, and he can't hear
us not your head? Yes or no? Can you hear us? Yeah? Okay,
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so you can play charades then? So no, he doesn't
want to. Oh well anyway, So is this the new
the new set, the new couch? This is a new couch,
I know. Look at that? Is that a Is there
a bead in there? Can you can you pull out
a bed? No? Okay, what happened to the other one?
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What happened to the other couch? It's downstairs. You can
hearing you all? Thanks, scary. So the couch that was
here is now in the basement. This couch was in
the living room, and I have a new couch in
the living room is in the basement. Always thought you
were in the basement, that would know that it would
be called a basement. Dens are in basement, basement den.
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The basement's over there down the stairs, so Brodia. So
what happened to make your make your microphone work? Because
Scary was blaming it all on you and your jankety computer.
It was scary because in the background I was resetting
his audio program and it took a couple of minutes.
It was okay, So it was Scary's jakety computer, right, Okay?
I wanted to play scharades? Why are you being such
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a butthole? How come we can't play scharide with you?
Play strades? Now that I can talk? Is why I
can cheat? How do how do I play sharades? After
come up with a movie title? Even though we can
hear each other, We'll just we'll move on. Then we'll
come up with some other brilliant idea? All right, who
has a brilliant idea? Wait? Is this the podcast we're doing?
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I don't love it. I thought we were just chatting
yesterday was chatting it was that wasn't the podcast? All right?
Does anyone have anything they want to bring up? This
is like our staff meeting. Can we talk about what
happened with the Amazon at my house? What happened with
the Amazon with the with the Alexa? What? Oh, I
was gonna bring it up. No, y'all bring it up?
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Go all right? So yeah, so Sheldon, you know, he
loves to surprise us with new inflatables for the front
lawn for Halloween. The more the better in my house, right,
So he's been having them delivered. But I know what
all the inflatables are because the Alexa will show me
a picture and say, hey, your package has been delivered
and shows me what it is. So I know every
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single inflatable that's coming. And I'm like, oh, that one's
really cool. And the poor guy thinks he's surprising us
and he's not. I know, but he is. Someone going
to tell him now that you're blabbing this ousefully not
Maybe he's not. He doesn't watch this. Rice face is
going to be like when you see who thanks? That
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looks good? All the answers and all the gifts. I
love about Alexa is I say, I don't you have
the one you can see because it shows you pictures
of what you ordered. Mine's just a little disc the
Echo or whatever and will say oh it sh'll be
glowing and like, oh, I don't say, Alexa, give me notifications,
notification from Amazon shopping you were inflatable avocado has a
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rock and Alex is like, what the funk are you
ordering an inflatable almacano? So she can get us all
in trouble this Alexa. Hey, speaking of Alexa, you know
that they're now doing celebrity voices, right, so you can
have Samuel L. Jackson as your voice of your Alexa.
He's free, but they just added Rachel Ray and she's
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four bucks. I'm not paying four bucks for her to
you know, to tell me the weather. Samuel Jackson should
be the four bucks. He was like the free first
one and like you can get him to he'll say
say what again, Like you can have a conversation with
him and he's great, But the Rachel Ray is like,
I think it's I would pay for Rachel Ray only
if I ordered e V. Oh it's not. It's not
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Rachel Ray. Who's um Melissa McCarthy. It's sorry. See my
problem with Alexa right now is it's you know, in
basically every room of my house, and when we send
my five year old to his room because he's you know,
being a pain in the ass. He'll set things off
in his room, knowing that things are connect did so
he'll say, Alexa, turn off the kitchen light, and the
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kitchen lights will turn off at the Alexa set you know,
set off the rumba. And then she's like, in my room,
I'll turn the light off. Six years old, smartest to
my room. I'm gonna vacuum in your dining room. That's great, alright.
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The staff meeting continues. What else needs to be brought up?
Any business we need to take care of in front
of the whole world. We have a busy week next
week and then everybody's leaving, well most people are not
most a lot of people are leaving for Vegas on Thursday.
So it's gonna be a busy week until you guys leave.
It's just me and you Nate staying home. I know,
how about that? I have Monday, Doctor Oz is gonna
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be on, Jerry O'Connell, who we love, Tuesday, Ed Sharon's
gonna be on with us. Wednesday, Little nos X is
gonna be on, and then Thursday, our friend Enriky Iglesias
is gonna come down on the road, so we're gonna
talk to him about it. So that's next week and then, um,
Danielle and Gandhi and I will be at the I
Heart Radio Music Festival working. Scary is going just to
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just to be there. I guess are you working? They're
putting me to work. I have a full schedule working.
Are you doing concessions? What are no that? No? That
for me? Where I have to hang out with some
of our advertisers and some of our listeners. We're gonna
do some v I P tours. It's gonna be a
good time. Yes, I'll be the day stage with you guys.
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My favorite thing is we fly into Vegas and we work, work,
work Friday night, and then Saturday all day and then
Saturday night and then we catch a red eye and
we come home. We leave actually before the show is over.
Don't talk anyway. So um, it was like, oh, you're
going to Vegas. How fun they could be having this
thing in Oshkosh. It wouldn't matter because we're working, so
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you know, we don't go party like oh you with
a great little vacation for you know. Oh yeah. Both
my sister and my boyfriend were like oh, would you
like one of us to go with you and have
a good time. I'm like, sure, you're gonna be by
yourself the entire time. I won't be around by all means,
come on down. Froggy's wife Lisa always comes with me,
and like she stays in the room. And then she tried,
and then the COVID guidelines are very strict this year,
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so she can't come backstage with us or anything. So
it's gonna be interesting to see. I try so hard
to spend as much time as I can, but it's
not easy. He can't do it a lot, Froggy. A
text messages came through, tell Froggy don't worry about the
game tonight because Dallas is going to kick the Buccaneers. Ant.
Good luck with your cow girls. Good luck, cow girls,
good luck. Why is why are you insulting girls, gentleman,
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I'm saying the cowboys are always the cowgirls, right, But
what I'm saying is, but you're calling them the cow girls.
You're taking a shot at all girls like, oh you,
it's not offensive if it's always been done, that's what
he's always been done, accepted. Yeahism is fine with him
because it's always there's always been racist. So it's okay
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with you, Gandhi, I'm with you on that. Thank you, Elvis.
You know what I noticed this week too, and we
talk about those awkward conversations were really really people just
want to like fill the void of quietness. And it's like, oh,
so the weather today. I saw all my guy friends
this week had the same thing when they're talking to me.
So football starts up this week and then took place
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of the weather conference and no, no ship Like, okay,
that's great. I didn't know what they were talking about.
You're the one. Yeah, obviously New York Jecks Duncan donuts
the other day. No, I did not. I just ate
the frosting off of them. Scotty, you've been so quiet.
What's on your mind today? Um? I don't know. My
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friend Andrew is here. We're gonna record a new Serial
Killers podcast. What serials are we talking about? This time?
Speaking of football, one of our listeners in Cleveland sent
this limited edition box of Chubb Crunch. I guess he's
a he's a player on running back or something. Yes,
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what does the running back? They run back? It's close?
Why not? Alright? So Serial Killers Okay, any other business
I like. I like having our our a meeting, our
staff meeting right here in front of everyone. Yeah, you
know what you have. I warned Nate and I both
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wore well everybody this morning about the breakfast choice, about
the place to go for breakfast. And now I see
Gandhi didn't like breakfast very much. There's a burnt piece
of chicken sitting on First of all, it was delicious.
I split it in half to give half to Danielle.
That's right, she hasn't gotten to it. I like how
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scary just assumes things. Yeah, in your defense, Sam, Sam
didn't have an issue with her breakfast. What happened? She
ordered a rap. It was supposed to be egg and
cheese and fetter or something like that, and there were
figs in it. Did you put an R on fetters?
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Don't do what you learned about your favorite fruit? Okay?
So you know, when you learn something disgusting about something
you like, you're right, and you shouldn't find someone else
who likes it and tell them and ruin it for
them all. What happened? So you guys know, I love
fig Newton's. I love figs, and so A listener of
ours tweeted me and said, I don't know if you
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know this, brody, but figs. Those little things in the figs,
some of them are parts of wasps, because wasps have
to go in and fertilize the Yeah, I looked it up,
so I didn't want to ruin if anybody else, which
is what Scary would have done had I not said it.
But I was pissed at the guy because it's like, oh,
I just found out something gross that ruined my day.
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You like them, I'm gonna ruin your day also. So
what you do is you find someone who doesn't like
figs and you go, hey, you hate figs, you'll way
do you hear this? And then they go, yeah, hey
them the wonder we don't find someone who likes figs
and crap on them. They have bug parts and we're
not going to eat them anymore. No, I'm still gonna
eat them, Marie whispering to Gandhi. We learned this in Singapore, right, Yes,
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we actually walked through this park that had fig trees
and they picked some of the figs and they gave
them to us, and they told us, before we ate them,
there are some bug parts in here. But just after
we all know I mean hot dogs, they've got all
sorts of parts, I mean eating things that we are
not aware of every day. But but you're right, if
if you, if you tell Browdie that there's a piece
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of a wasp in this fig newt, and he's probably
gonna be a little when I I don't tell my kids,
my little one, she won't try anything. So if you
tell her what it actually is, she'll never try it.
Never like I like, we went to Odeon yesterday also
and got the corn ravioli because I love, love, love it,
and I tried to get Cooper to try a piece,
and she's like, I'm not trying. Not the brown things
on top, you know, because they had the truffles on that,
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you know. So I wiped it off and she's like, oh, okay,
if you let me go to the balloon saloon over there,
I'll try it. Sounds like it was picked up. Did
you tell her there's nothing wrong with brown things? Yes,
so she second, So she ate a little piece of
it and her face went sour right away for no reason.
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She's spitting the napkin and threw it on the floor.
She ruined an odeon ravioli. It was it was a
quarter of it. I ate the rest of you. Can
we go back to cookies for one minute since we're
talking about figs. So Mallomar's are out and today, you know,
Malomar season is only like in the fall, in the
winter and the summer. They don't make them because they melt.
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I guess, so, mal if you're a Mallomar fan, Malo
Mar's are back out. Isn't your husband? Oh my gosh,
she loves malo Mars. What is that? A chocolate covered marshmallow?
Marsh Oh, it's so good. So you know what a
good substitution is when they don't have them. A good
substitution is pin wheels. Nibisco makes them, I believe, and
it's the same kind of thing and it's marshmallow. Sounds
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like Max tell Sheldon this parts of water bugs in Malam,
I don't think there is? Okay, everyone cookie? Why not? So? Uh?
What do you think the score will be in the
Bucks game tonight? Frog? I'm gonna go with Buccaneers four
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Dallas ten? Okay? Will you text me when Shearing is
about to perform and I'll turn the TV on. No
chance okaying excited. He's in a Doja Cat song. We
gotta get out of here. We love the new couch Brodie.
It's fabulous. It's a corduroy feeling. It's for us, all right.
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