Don't Look at That Picture

We talk about Dancing with the Stars new cast. Telling friends about bad pictures and Nate's chicken parm!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present show? All right, Daniel's got the big news. Yes,
Dancing with the Stars season thirty were crazy. How so
they do two a year, three a year sometimes they

(00:25):
do it changes all the time, but a lot of
times they did do a couple of years. I always
go to like when they have the Dancing with the Stars,
you know, Radio City Music Hall. I always go and
I always have the best. Yeah. I love it. It's
so much fun. So I'm actually excited about a lot
of Can we go through the contestants and see if
we know any of them? You will and you will? Okay.
So Melci Sporty Spice from the Spice Girls, Okay, okay,

(00:49):
that's an unfair advantage because I feel like she knows
how to dance and she's sport Yeah. Hello, hello, okay okay. Uh.
Matt James, former Bachelor, Oh, he might he might be
able to. He's only doing that because it's an ABC show.
He's contractually of course. Okay. Real Housewives of Atlanta star
Kenya More. Oh, she might be good too. Does she

(01:11):
dance that? I don't know. I don't know if she dances,
but she's like a whole pile of crazy. So at
the very least I'll be okay. Country singer Jimmy Allen Froggy.
Yeah he's a really good guy. Yeah, it's super good guy.
But he can dance. I think he knows how to
dance as well. Oh he does. Okay, Okay, let's see
um Okay. Now, Amanda Klutz, who is not only a

(01:31):
talk show host, but you remember she was married to
Nick Cardero and he passed away from COVID, so she's
going to be on there this season, so that will
be pretty cool to see her. Um. Olympian Sunny Lee,
the Team USA Jymnast winning the Golden Tokey. She's gonna win, right,
She probably knows how to dance. I mean they're floor routines,

(01:52):
are just dances, like so much of it is dancing.
What Happened is a podcast already? What are you guys
talking about? We're talking about the Dancing with the Stars cast. Yeah,
we're going through a handicapping. Yeah, okay, go ahead. I

(02:14):
think wait, and I think that Olympians like they take
dance classes. I think for sure? Yeah, what Garrett, just
like you off this? I walked in, I thought Danielle
was recording something like Quiet Daniels. This is what we're
talking about on the podcast, you guys, Joe Joe Seewa,
and she's actually making history as the first celebrity to

(02:36):
be paired with a pro of the same sex. I wonder,
you know what, I wondered a long time ago, while
they wouldn't do something like that. I love that. I
think it's good. Don't you think it might have something
to do with the dynamics of actually dancing and the
great like the scoring, because if you have to lift someone,
that might be more difficult for a woman to lift
somebody that's her man, she's gonna win, you think because
her cereal has marshmallows? Is how you the marshmallow one?

(03:04):
Three years ago? Okay? Christine Chew from Bling Empire, I
think that's how you say her name. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
uh me Laura Harden. She's an Emmy nominated actress. She's
from the office. That's jan Oh my gosh, that's yeah. Yeah.
Team Jam. He's like, she's like gone week three, come

(03:26):
to the best. Okay, I know, I'm so excited. I
was looking a YouTuber Olivia Jade will be there. Oh no,
not Martin Cove from the Karate Kid uh, professional wrestler
Mike the Miss Missing. He's a big one. He was
on the Real World First Steven Dance though he gonna

(03:47):
fake it like wrestling. I don't know. Alright, alright, guys,
are you ready? I'm so excited. My money is on
this boy. Cody rags me from Peloton. We love Cody,
He's awesome. Um oh, and now this makes sense Brian
Austin Green because he's actually dating Sharna, one of the
professional dancers, so she'll probably be back this season. I

(04:07):
don't think they'll partner them together, but Brian Austin Green
will be there for him from nine O two one
oh days NBA star Iman Schumpert. Oh, he's nearn to
Tiana Taylor, who is an amazing dancer, so he might
have a leg up there too. So that's what it
looks like, all the same judges and guys. Yep, tires back.
The gymnast is gonna win? Do you think so? Yeah?

(04:29):
If it was based solely on their skill, I was
a hands down Sunni He's gonna take it. But when
you put the skill and the popular vote together, that
screws it all up. Jo was going to make it
through so far, Joe has a lot of fans. That
seems like a lot of contestant, isn't it now. I
don't think so. I think it's about the same. I
don't know. They always have a look at I can't
wait to see who's partnered with who. This is gonna

(04:52):
be the greatest tour. I can't wait. Right now. I
see that he's just lurking. I don't have a microphone
back here, so there's a reason for that. I don't know.
I want to know what we're gonna see our first
chick talker on YouTube. We have a YouTuber. Yeah, okay,
that's good enough. Okay, that's good enough for you. I
just can't believe you guys just started the podcast, walked

(05:14):
right in. Yeah you were oblivious. I'm always oblivious. And
then we were going to talk about the fact that
weren't you invited to dance on Dancing with the Start? Yes,
well I was invited to talk to them about it,
so it wasn't It wasn't quite a commitment like Give
with the Star. Why didn't you do it? Because I

(05:34):
don't want to be on Dancing with the Stars. Why not?
Reason did it and he won. When he was great,
he was great. That's amazing. I don't want to be
on that. I feel like you have more rhythm the body.
Nothing against Bobby, but you've got rhythm, Elvis, you can
shuffle off the bus. I've got you know what we
could do. We could move the show to l A
for the whole time that you're like doing Dancing with

(05:56):
the Stars, and then we could do the show from
there and come see you and you know, we can
really be your backbone. I heard that. It is a
huge commitment. It's a huge time. Yeah. They danced like
six hours a day. Everybody gets in crazy shape. It's
a great weight loss program. Oh yeah, you said you
wanted to lose weight. You wouldn't have to intermitt and
fast and intermitten fasting, intermitting faster. I'm gonna be on

(06:17):
that show. Yeah, Daniel, if we moved the show to
l A, you're still going to be in the basement Jersey. No,
I'm coming l A. I want to go. My kids
want to go to l A. Let's go. I would
want to do it just for the outfits, all those bedazzled,
half naked all of that. I do want to try
it out that there's not one inch of fat on
those professional dancers. Well, that would be different. It's insane.

(06:40):
I know, it's crazy. Where did Garrett go? What are
you doing? Just dealing some back end stuff? Back end
you do all right? I love back end stories. Well, no,
if you're listening at me, oh, Froggy, wait a minute,
what do you mean by that? Yeah, just say looking scary? Yeah,

(07:03):
look at all I see is is tits? Yes? If
only there were like eight microphones in that room, he
could sit at two screens. Is Scary is such a
big entertainler. It takes two screens to hold him. It's scary,
you'll be My mom saw a video of you yesterday.
I forgot what you were doing, and she said, wow,

(07:25):
Scary looks fantastic. He hasn't gained any weight. Because your
mom have an eye appointment today or no, I will
tell her. You said, Well, it's all about the way
the photo is taken. Our video is taken. Because I

(07:46):
was talking to Scary yesterday, I go, I feel weird
telling you this, but you're my friend. Someone took a
photo of you over the weekend and you look you
look bad, And then the picture and I do look awful.
So somebody, somebody to the picture of me. Where is
it you were talking to that guy? Right? Someone? I
have no idea. All I can tell you is they

(08:06):
took it from like a low angle and far away.
And I was slouching and on my phone, and I
was just like, my stomach was out, but my stomach
is not really big. Here, I'll show you in this
and I'll show you what my stomach that's not really big.
Scott Scotty lost seven pounds on slim Fest. He's talking
ship exactly. Now we can talk. No, I definitely I

(08:27):
I you know whatever, right, But we've all we all
have our non shining moments. Oh god, all of my moments.
You're non shining. Are you still fourth quarter scarier? Are
you overtime scares? No, it was this was overtime. But
I don't look like that. And and then Gary's approached
me and here he looks like I was pregnant. I
look like little nods X. Oh that's not good, little

(08:49):
nods double X. That's also you have very poor pots.
It was all I was slouching. I feel awful that
we're we're fat, I mean scary, but but Garrett didn't.
To be fair, Garrett just said it was not a
flattering photo. You didn't say I want to look bad.
I go, the photo really doesn't do you, just because

(09:09):
I know you're not that what that photo is representing. Right, Yeah,
it was pretty bad. Do you ever see a picture
of yourself and you go, oh, my gosh, is that
what I look like in your life? Every day? This
video like Morning Show. There are times that I'm like, oh,
that's not how I thought that was going today. But
here we are. I think it's pretty confident though. When

(09:31):
he watches this back, he goes, that's what I look like.
I'm not in the shape I want to be. And
actually I'm looking for a picture right now. Scary. That
is so unflattering. I can't even show that. Well, remember
I posted it, let me find it. Did I won't
show it in the in the room, but I will
show it to you. Well, I just why do you
want to do that? What's the purpose? There's no Well,

(09:56):
feel like being an asshole kind of you know why?
I have a couple of pictures of Nate that he
doesn't want me to show. Yeah, okay, I put my
phone down. Put down? Are you gonna bring that to
the table and just guess with that. Ye years, the

(10:18):
series of photos of Nate for seven years now, and
every and acts like a dick that photo. So how
about those Yankees? Everybody, I'm not doing that photo. He
should leave They lost last night. I made a great
chicken parm the other day, boy make a good chicken farmer. Wait,

(10:43):
can you at least tell us no, no, nothing to
see here. But I will tell you obviously you were
mad at him recently because you brought it out recently.
I didn't fring it out? Did you bring it out?
Nobody needs to see that seven years. You've been holding
on that seven years. He sent it to me five
years ago, so he hasn't been holding it on that.
But it never gets old. It's always I'll send its old.

(11:05):
You don't need to talk, I'll send it. Don't we
all know, don't we all have those photos that we
just wish would just melt and go away. This is
why you should never write anything down or take a
picture of something if you don't want someone else to
see it. My dad taught me that a long time ago.
You know those pictures that always show up on your

(11:25):
phone now, it's got that rotating thing. Sometimes you picture
shows up there like no, no, get that out of
my camp and roll I go and deleted, like get
that shut out of here. You. I learned from David
Swimmer from friends. I don't know why this is always
stuck with me, but he did this interview years ago,
and I always remember him saying, never like film yourself
having sex or anything like that, because it never goes away.

(11:46):
It will live on forever. When they he said, I
don't think he has one and he's telling people, told
people not to do that. And that's the one thing
I learned from David Swimmer. He does gandi in the
middle of it. He says, pet, never write something down
or take a picture of something if you don't want
someone to see it, because it will be seen period. Yeah,

(12:08):
but you may not know at the time that you
don't want people to see it in the future. That's
a problem, you know. That's why you don't ever do it,
because you know eventually you may be hammered. When when
you took the picture, yeah, Nate, Yes, that's my excuse.
I was very drunk. Well, that's why we had to

(12:29):
take a picture so we could remind you no sword fighting.
That's a topic of creeper photos, which is the one
that is that is of me. Um. I don't like
when people like just take these random pictures and then
post them on social media. That is such a dick move, Like,
why didn't that person instead of like taking a creepy

(12:50):
picture of me, come up and say hello to me?
Because because we always say we love to be approached
and it's nice to know you're in the room and
you know, just say hi. They did say they were
a crazy picture, put it on social media and posted
behind my back. That's awful. That's an awful thing to do.
They said they were nervous. Is that what they said? Yes,
we'll look at yourself of that picture. You'd be nervous
getting in that next on my appetite. Hey, Brody, what's

(13:18):
going on in the Brody Den today? What are you doing? Well,
my one of my dogs is sleeping over here, and
I may have a different view tomorrow. I'm working on something.
Oh wow, maybe a change like that about that? Yeah,
Rody two point oh tomorrow maybe maybe yeah, maymorrow on Monday.

(13:39):
It depends on how much I can get done today. Yeah, okay,
Frank siting little teas there for the next Monday. So
this is my second day in a row in the studio. Hi, Hi, hello,
I'm going home today. I'm actually gonna be here tomorrow.
Are you coming tomorrow? I'm coming in tomorrow. I like that.
That's cool. Two ships passing in the night, Elvis, I

(13:59):
went to absolutely So, what else you wanna talking about
other than Nates embarrassing photographer? I think we're done, aren't we.
We're at a time right looking about a chicken parm
though that I'm interested in. I do chicken parmla. Actually
two Nate's credit. He took some pictures in Barcelona that
I thought were going to be terrible because he got
down on the ground and did the angle up. He
made me look like I was six, sweet, tall and super.

(14:20):
I know what I'm doing there. You go, Well you
didn't seven years ago? All right, I'm done, happy to
a year. Let's get out of here. You guys done, Yeah,
bye bye. The fifteen Minute Morning Show