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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show? Hello?
Are we on? Are we you shaving? You've been saving
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it all morning? How I tell you? I know? But
you know, I stop, I gotta stop down? Are we on? Yes?
We're on? The faces people make when they're saving Oh yeah,
can I can you use that on your balls? His face?
You don't want to nick your coin purse? Be careful yet,
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nick is We have an interview after the show today
with someone, and we're not gonna play it back till Friday.
Can't tell you who it is yet? Okay? Someone actually,
someone actually guessed it on the text message. I'm very
upset about that because we sent out an invitation that
we had an interview today after the show, and it
was a name of someone who is sort of famous,
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but not the person we're interviewing. I won't give anything away,
so I didn't know. I didn't recognize that name, so
I googled it and he's like, UM, an old fighter,
like a boxer, mm a wrestler from years ago. I'm like,
why would we interview that person? Well, because we had
to change the name because it's supposed to be top secret.
We're interviewing this person. No, I get that. I had
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to get that. Yeah, it was the it's the code
name that's being used for this particular person in any
sort of correspondence. So we just put it as a
calendar invite. So he's held on everybody's account. That sounds
like a top secret operation. But I went on Google,
I went on Spotify. I'm like, is this a new artist?
What the hell? Brody looks like he's in the broadcast
booth of the that's right, well, today's the first Mets
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game to play in the Marlins. I'm very excited. You
should win, all right. So anyway, Yeah, they give this
this particular superstar a code name, and so that's what
you got. So we're not interviewing the code name person.
We're interviewing the other in the future. Save me some time,
maybe put a note saying this is not the person's
name that we're interviewing. No, it's more fun for you
to get damn it. Actually, I have a code name
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for Elvis in my phone. I don't know if anybody
else does you. What do you have a code name
for him? No, it's ducky duck. Why you're calling someone
steals his phone? They don't. Yeah, I don't. If someone
gets my phone, I don't want anyone knowing that you're Ducky.
Well you just gave it. Well, well I'm going to
switch it after that, after we afterward, don't. But don't
you have a code on your phone. I was going
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to open that and find Ducky in there. You never
you never know, but I'm playing it safe. But I
guess everybody else just has you in the phone. Is Elvin.
He he was in my phone for a long time.
Just wow, Gandhi. Do you have any wrong names or
different names alternative names in your phone? No, actually I don't.
I mean I have like nicknames for friends and stuff.
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But and like my boyfriend, I call him by his initials,
so it's just busy. But aside from that, No, if
my phone gets stolen, you're all screwed. An no other
than asshole for no one in this room. I have
a couple of celebrities in my phone, and I give
them different names and then when I when I text them,
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I can't find them because I forget what I called her.
So for Danielle's I have Sheldon's wife. Well, because I
don't want daniel Manaro in my phone and you never know.
I keep forgetting we're doing a fifteen minute morning past.
Here's Froggy who went to the beach with it and
drove his wife's jeep on the beach this weekend. That
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was a lot of fun, right, It was a lot
of fun. And I didn't realize that early in the
season because we're early in the beach going season, with
it being just the beginning of March, the sand is
really fluffy. Later in the season the sand gets packed down.
You can drive you can drive most any car on
the sand. Yesterday, people, for some reason, I thought they
were gonna I swear to God, there were minivans that
were stuck in the sand you were having They were
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calling the toe company to pull them out, and I'm like, like,
what gave you the good idea that the Nini van
was going to make it through sand that was like
at least a foot and a half deep. I mean,
you had to have a four by four to get
on the beach. It looks like you guys had a
fun time, though, God, we really did have a good
And it was cold as crap up here. It's like
that is here and there's Gandhi and there's Uh, there's Garrett,
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there's straightened in his hair. They took up you need
your hair needs its own zoom camera. And there's Scary
and there's Scotty b and Master Control Dave Brody at
at the Mets game. And there you have it. Uh?
Is it showing Tell day? Yes? Who wants to run
to Show and Tell? I'm done? I was unprepared, but
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I still have something that I happened to be able
to show. I'll tell you what, why don't you share
your show and Tell? And then once you host the day? Go?
So all right? So here we are, and um, does
anybody know the significance it just so happens I'm wearing
this shirt. Anybody know the significance of this shirt right here?
Do you not really see it that well? Hamilton, No,
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that's no good, good, good call. I happened to be
wearing the shirt. This was the shirt I was wearing
the day that our friend Greg t crapped on the
floor and I was right behind him wearing this shirt,
shirt burning right. Why would you keep that? Because this
is the most comfortable shirt I've ever had. It was
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one of my favorites, so I had it. It's so comfortable.
It made great tea, nice and relaxed as well. I
had it thoroughly washed and dry cleaned. But it must
have been later in the year, because it's very big
on you. It was later in the year. Yeah, this
is this is it's a fourth your T shirt. You
have your T shirts dry cleaned. I find that fascinating.
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I this one I did. I had it washed and
and I had it like cleaned through because there was
some splatter there. Because don't you keep like paperwork in
your dryer or something like that. You have a washer
dryer which you never use. Yeah, I do. All my
papers and all my my piles of crap go in
my dryer and my filing cabinet. It's my cabinet, that's yes,
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should be. I'd like to pass the baton to Froggy. Froggy,
what's your show and tell? Okay, So we had a
really large argument in my home this morning. So one
of my dogs, when he gets excited, he pittles. It's
not like full on pe but he pittles a little bit.
So there was a towel that was laying on the
couch and my son grabbed it to white pe up.
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This is the towel that he used, A towel that
was just used. Yes, it's just dog. I don't care. Okay,
if you notice it says it's from the fucking super Bowl.
I got this at the super Bowl. I don't want
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to wash this. It's it feels very cheap and like
it's probably gonna fall apart if I put it in
the washer and dryer. So are you gonna keep it
like that? It put a delicate smells terrible, but like,
why would you want to use this to white pea with? Like,
wouldn't you go get a paper towel? He didn't think.
He's a teenage boy. He doesn't think, you know. I
just I just want people to have a brain. That's it.
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Don't grab the super Bowl towel to white dog. P
thank you? All right? Who are you telling it? I'm
gonna throw it to Gandhi. Oh okay, So a while ago,
I don't even know if I talked about it on
the show, but I had a bunch of T shirts
and I wanted to make a T shirt quilt out
of them. I finally got my T shirt quilt back
and it's the coolest thing ever. I love it so much.
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It has everything on here, from like my high school
soccer jersey shout out to the Flantain Falcons, to all
of my jobs, my bungee jumping. But wait, where is it?
You guys are on here too, because hello, lady, that's all.
It's got it all. I'm so excited. It's like one
of those gifts that when I got it, I just
kind of cried a little bit. I got really teary
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because my mom's friend ended up making for me and
she didn't even charge me anything, and it's perfect and
I love it. I love this Thing's are there companies
out there? You can send your shirts too, and they'll
make a quilt out of it. There are companies, but
I didn't trust them because, like these T shirts, this
stuff means so much to me that I didn't want
to just send it off and on the chance that
someone said, oops, I lost some of them or I
damaged it, Nope, So it went to my mom's friend.
I love this thing. I would love that. It's great memories,
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you know. Yeah, and then I got rid of a
bunch of T shirts that we're taking up space, so
I just this blanket. Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna toss to Danielle. Okay,
I don't know why I have there's two of them.
I don't know why I have these in the house,
but hold on. This is one is that like pebbles
or bambails. It's a wig of some sort, say yeah yeah.
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And then this is the other one like plastic. Yeah,
used them for like Halloween costumes one year. And my
husband does not throw it away. So it's crazy and
out of your mind as you and your husband and
your family. But you have the best stuff in your house. Yeah,
we have crazy as ship in my house. Sheldon one.
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The next time you guys have sex, I want Sheldon
where the penguin couldn't get right on that? All right?
Who you're throwing it to, Danielle, keep moving. Oh I
am going to throw it to Scotty b Well, I
have something that's gonna anger gandhi. Oh, I got these
peeps because I love Halloween. I love Easter candy, and um,
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look at the flavor party cakes. It's not even a
flavor birthday cake. It's party cakes an occasion. So what
I'm telling you it doesn't make sense. I need to
talk to whoever came up with this. But I don't
know who that. But if if I was about to
eat a party cake flavored peep, I would pretty much
already know what it's gonna taste like. So obviously it's
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making an impact this birthday cake party cake. If I
were a confetti flavor, I'd be so pissed because it
just got rolled. Oh yeah, do you like your peeps
fresh or stale? So I have to open the package
and have them sit a couple of days, then I
love them? Stay. How can you tell you can? Amazing?
You'd be quiet? Way I roasted peeps this weekend by
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a fire. I've never done that people. That's cool? Yeah,
roast them and still in the box. Hey, um, do
I have to tell everyone that HiT's their turn to
move into someone else? What do you got? Okay, So
we had one of those This is a couple of
months ago, and we had one of those mornings where
nothing was working. I think I think that was the
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day we had to go to like back up audio
in the show or something. I mean, it was just
one of those days that nothing here was working technically.
So Jeff the engineer, after we finally got everything fixed
two hours into the show, he says, hey, I just
want to give you something that will always work, and
he gave me the button press it. I mean the
audio terrible, but you hear. I want to give you
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something that will always work. So you know, granted we
can't play it on the air, but yes, I do
have something that will always technically work. Here, the sounds
like you. It sounds like you in that. But a
little bit, let's not dot no, no, no, no, no, no,
we're not in the air. Scar. I was about to
knock everyone over. It's illegal for us to play that
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on the air. Yeah, because it's is it? Yeah? Sure?
What it's saying? That test we took, we were said
shooting fuck here? Okay, Nate, why don't you tell to
do their thing? Well, how about you Elvis? Okay, okay,
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So this I have two things for the show and
tell room. One is gonna piss you off, Nate. It's
called the ninety nine Glimpses of Princess Margaret. You got
yes because we're NA and I are a huge Royal fans,
but especially Princess market Margaret because she lived the fucking life.
I can't wait said, she was like the party girl
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right of the family. Asn't have pictures of her like
twelve year old boyfriend or twenty year old boyfriend or
whatever that was. I'm sure maybe that's him. I don't
know anyway. So that so, when I was out on
the book tour two years ago, a lot of people
came out and spent time to wait to meet, to
say hi. And I was just blown away at people's
patients and their dedication to the show. They love us all.
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They listened every day. And but everyone's a lot of
a lot of people brought me gifts. And there's this
one gift I have with me and I carry it
with me everywhere I go. And it's a dog tag.
Uh this gentleman, his name is Joseph. What can I
say his name? I'm not gonna get him in trouble
by saying his doctabe tag name. His Joseph be a genie.
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And I forget which city I was in. He was
so nervous to might be funny, came up and he
served our country and uh, he had some some challenging,
challenging times. I'll just leave it at that. I don't
want to talk about what happened to him or whatever.
But he's continuing to go through. He said, I just
want you to know that you and your family I'll
listen to every day or my family, and um, I
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want to give you my dog tag, And uh, I
know that's it's a major thing for someone to give
someone a dog tag, and so I carry it with
me everywhere I go. He's he's always with me, and
I hope, by chance, maybe he's watching this stupid thing
that's my show and Tell. All right, Garrett, that's awesome.
Uh So at the beginning of the year, we have
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this like big group like meeting and we we learned
about the upcoming year for our company and then they
hand out awards. So I was honored enough to to
win this award and so it just came just the
other day. Here it is. It's called the Non Salesperson
Person of the of the Year. Haven't you won the
three years in a row. I am the Meryl Streep. Yeah,
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I am the Meryl Streep of this award. But yeah,
this is the new one that's one of our coworkers
actually made. And so this is this is hanging right
next to my child's crafts that they make at school.
So very honor, congratulations, I mean, all the people I mean,
there are hundreds of people they could have given award
to in our market, and you get it. You get
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it four years in a row. Now, Brodie, what do
you got? Thanks Garrett? Well thanks from rolling right into voting.
See I'm the only one that listens around here. Sooner
or later. That's why this is why I win this
stuff exactly. Well, this is not my show and tell,
but my dog Drew just jumped up on my lap. Hi.
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It's funny with the green screen. The dog vanishes from this,
So Scotty will appreciate this. Not only do I still
have it, but I have the original box and instruction booklet.
Come let's see. Yeah, hold on, it's I think it's
my first, could be my second. I think it's the first.
My first cell phone can see it. It disappears. That's
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a Saved by the Bell special. It looks like a
cordless now a T and T maybe Motorola. Can I
ask why you would keep that? Why not? Right? Look
at your I know, but I'm curious. That's the waything
like that, because I keep everything. You keep your first things. Yeah,
this is like a Sometimes technology would be better. You
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have a Barney rubble wig and you're telling him curious.
I don't know why anybody even keep that. I don't know.
Something you like to see a VCR. I got one
of those. But like when you say it's sentimental, right,
like Scotty said, it's sentimental, Do you take it out
and look at it and just think about all the
times you got all those calls in the nineties or
whatever it was with that, I think about five cents
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a minute. You had to wait till it was off peak.
That's changed, thank god. See I remember if you on
your home phone, what's that noise? But just went off
on your home phone? You you it was long. You
get long distance phone charges like if I and they
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were they repeat moments, were would charge more And I'm like,
who does that? And you probably call my grandparents on
the weekends. I think, God, those days are over and
then your incoming calls were free. So you would tell somebody, Hey,
call me real quick, and I will tell you this.
I have all of my phones from all the years,
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and there there are dozens and dozens of them. Okay, yeah, yeah.
And the reason why I don't tell anyone released because
I always get I always get shamed. You know, you
can you can donate those two people who need them?
And I'm like, I don't want to donate them, first
of all, their mind, I want to keep them. Secondly,
there's some ship on that I don't I don't even
know how to erase it. I would be allowed to
go back to an old phone if I can find
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the chargers and see what's on those old phones. But sadly, Elvis,
uh and most technically the most important, you can't donate
them because a lot of those are analog phones and
they don't have analog anymore. It's all digital, so you know,
you know, people, people just have to nose their because
they have to find a problem with what you're doing
to your life better exactly. This was a great show
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until I enjoyed it, even though it was a spur
of the moment and Scary just showed the shirt he's
wearing and had a story. It had a story behind it.
I thought that was pretty awesome. It's soutched out that
it's actually a regular crew neck, but it's a V
neck because it looks like, yeah, oh my god, that's
a scary And I wasn't prepared for this too. So
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you did you did well. Everyone did great? Is that it?
Oh yeah, we're way over tomorrow my guys. I gotta
finish shaving now. Fifteen minute darning shell