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August 23, 2021 15 mins

Nate had a problem with last night's dinner. Then we learn a tad bit more about each other with some "getting to know you" questions!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast firms?
All right, I was ready to do this ship today
after what you just did. Hey, listen, sometimes you got
a burp and it turns into a verb. He just

(00:24):
mouth started. He burped, and then there was for sure
substance in it, and then he started gagging and doing
the fool. Well I gagged because I covered my mouth
and I smelled it, which was I saw a human
soult come out. There is a take for it to
start to taste like vomit, because right away, no, because
if no, if you burnt up food that you ate

(00:45):
like five minutes ago, it still taste like sausage. How
long is it take until the vomit taste comes in? Well,
here's a good question. Like it tasted like salmon, which
we had last night? How was that still at the
top of the top of the probably didn't break down.
I just swallowed it back down. I swallowed it. I

(01:07):
tell you a counter, Yeah, can I tell you I
Actually it woke me up one night I had a
dream I was vomiting up, having a vomit purp, Like,
how the fund does that happen? Was it also salmon? No?
It wasn't sad that it sounds like acid reflux? Yeah,
oh my god, I had a dream. Did they put

(01:27):
you on the little purple pill? No? That is that
the nexium nexium? Am I mixing up my purple pill? No?
I did not, But anyway, thank you for bringing that up.
I have you put on the little purple pill? Are
you still on the purple Years ago I went on
a bender too. I guess it was me and my
buddy Tall Darren. We went to uh Turks and Turquoise

(01:49):
TURKSI Cake Coast, but we did one of those what
was that? Oh my god, that awful club that they
doesn't exist anymore when for singles, Oh club man, go
up man and they we were served the shittiest of
the bottom of the barrel of all the alcohol and
all the liquor. And we were eating like this this

(02:09):
like white chocolate bread that for sustenance. And I came
back and the doctor looked down my throat with that
thing and he goes, oh man, you did some damage
on your inside. Buddy, He goes, we gotta put you
on the little purple pill. One week of city alcohol,
do that to you if you don't even get and
drink like ass like not stop, you will get acid

(02:32):
reflux and stuff will be like well and it'll taste
like burns. The acid burns, burns the lining of your esophagus.
That is correct, Scott And oh my god, Froden, you
know all about this. It was the worst week and
a half of my life. But I'll tell you what
Nextium solved my problems. All right. Do you have a
friend named short Darren as well? Why do you feel

(02:54):
the need to differentiate with he? Tall Darren is very tall,
like he five nah, he's like six ten, Yeah, but
he went. You don't hear about him very much anymore
because he moved to London. Like he's he's very tall
and skinny. But he's the guy that has to duck
down when he walks into doors. You know what I mean?
Did we do go to with the tall Darren to

(03:15):
that event where we were had where suits or something? Tall? Darn?
Who the hell was that? I have not that was
a different tall guy. But I'll tell you what though,
when we had the beach house with tall Darren, uh,
we didn't tell him that. After he put his money
in and we walked into the house and he's six ten.
The ceilings was six eight, So so yeah, cave did

(03:39):
you guys were at six eight ceilings? That would make
anyone feel clastrophes punk beds in that house and we
did that was that was a house put together by
scotch tape and spit. It was, I mean, some interesting characters.
Jersey Gregg t was a part of that house. It
was an awful house has since it actually fell fell
in during sandy it was washed away. Yeah, what a shame. Um, okay,

(04:04):
well our best to tall Darren. Does anybody have anything
they want to talk about. I have a list of
questions to get to know you like that? Okay, gandhi,
since you voice your opinion first, what is the what?
What is this? Let me hang on, Sorry, I'm not prepared.
What is the first thing you want to see when

(04:24):
you wake up in the morning? Oh, the first thing
I want to see? So corny, but I would want
to see the face of a loved one. So either
the boyfriend or my sister worked too, very nice, So
that would mean you're sleeping in the same bit. I
sleep in the same bed as my sister all the time.
Your parents, my mom sometimes not my dad, but my sister. Yeah,

(04:47):
I'm like totally that little creepy sister who will show
up and knock on her door, like can I sleep
in here? Now that she has a fiance, he's really
cramping my style. But you know it's fine before that. Okay, whatever, Froggy.
What's song do you often sing in the shower? Um?
I have a speaker in my shower, so it depends

(05:09):
on what's on. Like it is, I don't really have
to have a We have like a speaker that's a
Bluetooth speaker above the shower, so it could be whatever
song is playing. But I'm like, last, I'm trying to
think of a song that I sing. Normally, I'll usually
make up songs either about my penis or I'll sing
about the dogs or Lisa, can you sing the penis song?
I want to hear the dog song too, and the
Lisa want to hit a penis song about Lisa. I'll

(05:31):
be like I'm feeling strong, looking long, like I'm in
the shower. Will come in to go what is wrong
with you? She'll say, do you think anybody else does
that ship? I'm like, yeah, of course they do. Guys
talking to this stuff all the time. Thing about their dog.
Here you sing about your dog. I do not that
you used to have measuring sessions with your friends. It's

(05:54):
in the promo, yes, context, no taking out probably measuring sessions. No,
it's funny that they say that, because when I first started,
you were talking about that specific thing, and then you
were talking about how you guys would trace it on

(06:15):
a piece of paper, and then you all promised that
I would get tracings of everyone's dick and I never
did about No, I'm not, but I'm just saying you
guys said I was gonna have a welcome gift and
Tall Darren, No, it was probably That's why one Gandhi

(06:37):
seems to have evidence that it doesn't work that I
read a book by super Head. Do you guys remember
Confessions of a video Vixen. Her name was super Head,
specifically for what you think? So she hooked up with everybody,
all the rappers, all the basketball players, everybody, and Shack
was one of the people. And she said, Nope, there's
no direct correlation between Tall the you five and do

(07:02):
you have a large penis? Giant? Okay, well that throws
off the whole thing. Then oh sorry, how how do
you know shack still had to be pretty proportional. She said,
average even compared to average people should have been being
he terrific about it. But she said, if you have
a small tree, right, and you put eight inch limb

(07:23):
on the side of a small tree, it looks like
a large limb. If you have a seven foot tree
and you put an eight inch limb on it, it
looks like a very tiny limb. Yet it's the same
size limb. If you put a tree on Shaquille, it
would look small. But she said, comparatively, even compared to
other dudes who were average sizes, he was just average.

(07:44):
So I'm just saying I love the Froggy Landscaping company.
Though you should start the Froggy landscaping company. I'm just
saying it all depends on what it's attached to. It's
like if you trim your pubes, your your own junk
will look larger, right, And if you lose weight it
looks larger too. We should have tall guys with small dingers.
Call us now or can I ask scary a question?

(08:09):
You feel you trace your own penises or did you
trace each other's? I think I feel like I don't know,
remember remember frog what did you remember to go? I
don't know. If I had measuring sessions with my friends,
I would totally remember. I never did that. I'm not
saying that. I listen, I'm not knocking. I'm not going
to be shallow and say that it doesn't happen. But

(08:31):
I never experienced that. Maybe you remember it, Nate, did
you ever have measurings? No? Never, never, And Nate, if
you measured another man's penis, you'd remember it. I'm pretty
certain either I would remember it or that would be hard,
very repressed. Scotty, did you ever have measuring sess friends?
I can't hear you, but here's a question that's scary.

(08:54):
When you were measuring? Where they side by side? Er,
I don't think I'm trying to remember. Everything was the private,
nobody dating in front of each other, when he's going
the bathroom measuring, Come out and tell us for the
church confessional. I mean, where the hell was this? I
don't know you remember, Come on, get those memories out.
I don't even remember. This. Memory is so suppressed at

(09:14):
this point, like this is gonna take a while. This
comment on the show. I want to know what you
used to measure? Was it a ruler or a tape measure,
he said, tape snaps back real quick. I feel like
I was scared. We wouldn't be talking about that. He

(09:34):
let you say that on the air, that you had
measuring sessions. He would definitely love us talk about He's
in a promo running all the time ran today, Froggy.
You called it a measuring session. Scary called it a
measuring session. A session is not going to another room
and come back. A session as you all sit around
and compare. That's a session. Traced it on the coffee table.

(09:56):
He's deleting the prom Were you all like measuring it?
Were you measuring it once? Or was this like take turns?
You would think it would be take turn traced it?
I mean like your hand with a turkey, I mean
something like that. I guess what's to keep you from lying?
I'm just making it. I guess that's bigger. I have
no idea. I don't know who else was in this session.

(10:19):
Can we get them on the home and no, I
don't talk to these people anymore. This one today. If
I'm close enough with you, we're measuring our dicks. We
should probably be friends for a long time. Yeahs forever. Yeah,
question to n all right, all right, here's one for
Scotty B. What's your what's your pet? Peeve? In the workplace?

(10:39):
Scotty B. Everything everything other people show up to work
code labels on mailboxes. Yeah, I don't know, there's a
lot of I mean, it's weird because I'm such a
slob in here, so I can't say. What do you want? Andrew?
Please chime in, Andrew, Andrew, Lord, baby Jesus. Okay, So,

(11:01):
first of all, this place is a mess. Scotty always goes,
oh my god, I love to keep it cleaning here
where because this is two seconds away from a hoarder's
episode real, I actually have to mildly agree with that statement.
And we don't have any cereal boxes there are in
that studio. Just listen, serial aside. Can you just come
to my defense for a second. Anytime anything comes into

(11:23):
this radio station for the morning show, it's dumped in
here because no one else wants their area to look
like a mess. So everything, there's crates of crapping here
that are not mine. Okay, fair, but guess what we
have in here too? A giant cereal shelf with stale cereal.
We have a serial podcast with stale Cereal that no
one's eating a Brooklyn Boys podcast. I don't have Brooklyn

(11:45):
Boys on a shelf. They don't sell Brooklyn Boys. They should.
You're right, you have a step and repeat that says
Brooklyn Boys. Okay. Second of all, Scott doesn't. I ship
things sometimes too here And the minute I put anything
in a box, Scott, He's like, no, no, no, you're
not doing it right. Put that. You put this in first.

(12:05):
You're not taping it right. He told me, I can't
tape right. Ship shame a lot, he was, Yeah, he does.
Ship shame listen. I just I just want your things
that mean a lot to you to get to the
place in one piece. I don't want them to be damaged.
That's all. I'm just trying to help you out, not
being a dick. But when we send things to ourselves
from our off the grid trip, you were triggered by

(12:27):
the way we packed it because that was a little ridiculous.
All the stuff broke Andrew had to throw everything out.
It was one mug, one mug, and there was coffee
stains on things because things got spilled in the box
and you got shipped at like expressed Saturday delivery when
nobody's here on Saturday. You don't believe us it was
cheaper to send it that way. I swear we even
went back and we readjusted because we're like, wait a second,

(12:47):
it's cheaper to get it there. Faster ground is always
the cheapest. Keep going, Andrew, Okay, Scott is um also
very particular on what he wants, very particular. Isn't very
particular in what he wants, meaning that Okay, oh I

(13:08):
got you coffee in the morning. Oh, this tastes like
it has four milks, not five. You could taste the
milk difference, how because if it's not the same every morning,
it's different geop playing on the phone. Because you have
a very particular palette, then you would taste anything, it seems.
The best is when the coffee guy has his hands
on top and I could taste his hands. No, there

(13:30):
is one There is one place that I go to
that I have to bring my own cup because the
top of the coffee cup smells like dirty, greasy hair
because the guy's been there all night. So that I mean,
I just don't want to drink, so I bring my
own cup in lid and I pour it in. Okay.
I appreciate all these ideo singer sies about Scotty. I
think they're hilarious. You know, a lot of times he
you don't realize he's right until he says something like

(13:52):
the lid thing. There has been time where I'm like,
what is that smell as I'm drinking coffee and it's
the guy's hand or something. Yeah, well, I mean I
realized it after many times and I corrected it. That's all, Dick,
that's just your pet pete. When I buy like gatorade,
I make sure when the guy's checking out, I'm holding
the the gatorade myself because because he'll take the top

(14:13):
of the gatorade and then scan and I'm like, my
mouth's about to be on that. Thanks to Scott, he
has opened my eyes to that. Also, the hole in
Scotty's Teddy Bear has to be perfectly center. I'm always like,
I hate you all. I think that. I also need
to say, though, in a positive of Scotty, he is
probably one of the nicest people I've ever come in

(14:34):
contact with. Though, I think Scotty will go out of
his way to do nice things for you, Like sometimes
he brings in English, muffins with strawberry cream cheese, and
just as like I was thinking about you, Bud, those
are bagels. Okay, screw that, and I hate you all right?
Are we done, Froggy, Yes to the second. We are
done by questions out Great jeen minute Morning Show

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