August 17, 2021 • 15 mins
We have our friend doctor Brad check out straight Nate's toe. Skeery is forced to move around the room. We give the guys on the show a turn on trying to play some of the games!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast phone,
Elvis present fifteen minute Morning Show. It's the fifty minute
morning show podcast. Hey, it's gonna be in the studio
with you guys today. Yeah, we're in my favorite hat.
(00:23):
So we've got Froggy and we've got Straight and Eate
and we're sharing a camera. There's scary looking. We get
scary looking at the camera. If you only you can
only see me, you can't hear me. What I said,
You can only see me, you can't hear me. There
Scotty b and Master Control. There's Danielle, there's Gandhi, there's
a Garrett. Oh, there's Brody. Hi, Brodie's gonna hear us,
(00:52):
but I know, but we need to hear him. Scary.
I don't know what's going to have him calling on
the phone. Oh, speaking of on the phone, I've got someone.
We have to do this. Dr Brad, you know our
in house foot expert. Yes, my feet are killing me. No,
Dr Brad. Hello is Elvis. Yes, Dr Brad? Are you
(01:16):
on vacation? Why are you picking up a phone of vacation?
Anything for you? Buddy? Translation, he loves publicity, Well not really.
We have a problem not only is straight Nate's toe oozing,
but it smells funny. What are your thoughts, Nay, what's
the smell like it? Elvis gave me the bad side.
(01:40):
I when I said, it smells a little bit like
old meat, very specific, I mean that, like really bad
old meats. Tell him what happened. I went to get
a pedicure, right and she was really digging in down there,
and at one point, I mean, I jolted up and
I could see blood, which I don't think it's a
good thing. So she's like sorry, and then she puts
(02:03):
some alcohol on it, and I walk out of the place.
The first things first is you always have to watch
what pedicure places you go to, making sure they're sterile,
making sure they changed their bathwiners, you know, things like that.
Seems like this girl got a little aggressive on you,
straight mate. But what you need to do is you
just need to watch those places first and foremost. But
what you're dealing with now is it's just a little irritation.
(02:26):
I was trying to look there for infection, which would
be like pus, anything like red to the point where
you would see, yeah, just that white yellow e pus stuff.
I don't see any I don't see I don't see
any of that. There's a smell. The smell is probably
just his foot, funk. I think you're right on the
(02:48):
front because I just smelled my other foot and it
smells just as Just go ahead from the seventies, Dr Brad,
can you keep on talking? Our friend Scotty B, who's
also listening, cannot stand and of this conversation, so he
wants the vomit. Okay, well, I just saw. I don't
feel I don't feel right by interrupting your vacation, so
(03:10):
please go back to vacate. I'm so sorry about this. Okay,
that's okay, Hi from high from Provincetown. You go to
the moost colorful festive places, all right, Dr Brad T soon? Okay,
all right man, thank you guys later, good luck, say
thank you. I feel like he phoned that in. I
(03:32):
don't really feel like that. If he had concerned, he
would have shared that with I think scary suck? What sucks?
You want to see my hammer toe? We hear your Okay,
I'm back. Let me disconnect him. Now. Why did someone
(03:53):
just offer up a hammer toe? I hammer toes? Look,
Scotty b has a hammer. Toe can't touch What the hell?
What is toe written down? I can't straighten it? To
straighten it? All right, Danielle, gandi show us your toe. Hey,
you know that page exists still, right, there's that Elvis
(04:14):
Francho foot fetish page. Yeah, there are a few people
who will DM. I'm sure you get them to. Danielle like,
I'll pay you a thousand dollars. I would do that
in a heart, So I went. I kind of went
down the path pretty far with one of them because
it was a woman, and I was like, okay, harmless whatever.
But I was like, show me the cash. She flashed
the cash, and then I was like, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it, But how would I get it?
(04:35):
Then I'd have to give her information to give me.
Do not show listeners your toes, vagina, it's her toes? Yeah,
even ask my mind, show them your listen. Scotty and
I talked about starting an only fans page where we
just feed each other bananas. Yeah. I guarantee there's at
(04:56):
least twenty guys out there or girls that will pay
us each five dollars a month to watch us feed
each other bananas. I would pay that big Daddy. But
thinking about it, though, the content will get a little boring.
You'll need the spices up eventually. Will you have your
all different sizes and colors? You have different fruits, different
have guests on, like you know, sets in our frame
(05:19):
because I don't have a microphone, kind of like it
that way. I'm like, I looked at our zoom, I'm like,
who the fuck is well? That answers the age old question?
Is scary? Like a microphone or a camera more. I
just realized that you starting to look like don Imus
(05:40):
with that. Those are fighting words. Man, My name was rude.
You know what I'm gonna do? Scary? Don't you just
use other people's microphones with like go to Daniel, go
to By. No, he wants to swim in your pool, Brody,
(06:00):
not a chance, Elvis. All right, now you can use
Daniel's microphone. Microphone, are you doing? Yes, sir. So there's
a website I think it's called Rate my Feet. Stephen
Colbert was talking about it a couple of weeks ago,
where they where you put your feet up and then
people rate your feet on a scalow one to ten.
(06:21):
Maybe we should all do that and you gets the
highest score. I would never so I can get a
nice pick, right, would win? I need someone wouldn't win?
Definitely not. No, he has talents? Is that talents? I
just realized on the zoo room that we have right now.
The way Scary standing behind me, someone will turn this
into a meme, a very dirty meme. So yeah, and
(06:43):
the way you're holding your microphone time to a rotate
to Gandhi's high scare over. I think you should come
on this side so that you can be closer to
I don't have anything. I don't have anything of note. Hey, Scary,
don't breathe on her pops off. You should say phenomena.
(07:05):
That's our new rule the So what are we doing?
For the rest of the podcast, we talked about your
oozy toe to Dr Brad. Yeah, we almost done frog.
How much time we're not We're not even close seem forever,
We're not even halfway. I like everybody being in here.
It's fun. It's fun. Not that the shows that we
(07:27):
do when you guys are home aren't fun. I just
like to see you get to talk to Danielle. I'm
glad Elvis wants me there. You Froggy Diamond goes home
this fast. I think she had to pay. She just
realized she hasn't been paying the meter for like the
last two hours. To part with the meter. I still
(07:49):
got to park in that because last time I parked
in the meter I got that's your fault. I'm not
taking my bike rack off of my car because New
York City doesn't want it on my country license plate
on the bike rack. Jersey, give me a garage, your
walk a block. Jersey is fine. Jersey is fine. Jersey
loves me. Now what the funk they're doing over here?
(08:12):
Can you please acknowledge Scary in here so he can
leave the club? Toe Scary pops up behind Froggy. I'm
gonna be amazed, be entertaining. I was like, where's well? Though?
People want to find wal though, Hey, Brodie, are you
very quiet during the show today? We didn't hear from you. Well,
(08:35):
that's because I didn't come into the studio and push
the button that allows me to speak. Did you come
to me? I was here and usually usually we monitor
each other in this thing called the slack room, and
I was not monitoring. So if you had any fun
jokes for me today, you missed some classics. Look at
some of the none of them being facetious. Okay, By
(08:55):
the way, you know what he does with all the
jokes that you don't read, right, No, he collects him
and he reads them on the Brooklyn Boys podcast, and
he gives himself credit and he takes victory SIPs after
each one, say well, there's this is the best joke
that you didn't hear to. There are his jokes. So
he can do whatever he wants. You can, but Scary
wants to make it like it's a bad thing, so
you can wrap me out. Oh no, I'm not that
(09:17):
was that was a subliminal podcast here they go. No, no,
not not what subliminal means. But okay, I don't like
me in this room on this needed a scotty. You
find a room you like? How about that one way
down there? Scary? We love you, alright? What Gandhi? I
(09:39):
made a pyramid game for Danielle so that she could
give it to the boys, so that they could see
how difficult it is. If they want to like that,
I'll crush it. Okay, are doing it now? You guys
want to do it now? Yeah's all right? So you
can't see what he's going to see it now? I can.
(09:59):
I can hold up to the or she can hold
it up to the zoom room. How many christs? Well
a lot? Okay, okay, hold on, you guys have to
kill some time for a second while I do this. Well,
so where did you get these clues? I just made
him up? Yes, like pharaohs from Egypt, World leaders. That's
(10:20):
not difficult, all right, Okay, so Daniel President ones first, okay,
and then we'll flip them over. Why do you need
how I got to show the camera? How can we play?
Everyone's going to see the clue exactly? Who's playing? Well? Wait,
(10:41):
who's playing? You can't see the clues right now, can you? Brodie? Well, no,
because I'm only looking at it. Froggy Scott. Okay, okay,
here we go. Just don't let him see it on
your ready, So you're going to give clues to Brodie? Yes?
By ready? Yeah? Oh god, Gap levies, companies that make
genes uh, San Francisco companies. Okay, where'd you pull that
(11:07):
one from? Knowledge um polo um designer brand names? I
don't already we already done. Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants,
teams that were blue specific. I know, but I'm being funny.
(11:31):
That's the problem. An asshole, you're being an asshole. We
couldn't got this game. No, he over teams. But Thursday
that mad get ready? Yes? Uh, Nigeria, Tanzani, African Nations. Yes,
(11:53):
Oh my god, President Biden putin world leaders. Yes. Okay,
what's from? No? No, don't flip, don't flip it. Okay, okay,
you got four? Okay, actually you've probably got less. We
just weren't timing that right. I will tell you I
got bummed up on the clothing brands. I couldn't think
of clothing brands. So when you're on the when you're on,
(12:15):
why are you all piste off that way? Too specific?
I didn't know you were keeping store thought were doing
this isn't a bit. Now we got to prove to
them that we know what we're doing. When you're on.
When you're on it is, there is tension. I mean
I can see you when when you're being called upon
(12:36):
to give clues or guess guess answers, you're like, I guess,
I guess. It's not easy. When you get very nervous.
No one makes fun of you doing it you make
fun of you. I know I do, but you know, oh,
we're still going on if they want to play. If
Nate and Frogg you want to play, it's possible to
do if you're playing with you Frog ready a ready,
Daniel was going to show Nate and then I have
(12:56):
to call it out. Okay, okay, I'll start the timer. Thailand, Vietnam, China, India,
Asian Nations, thank you, Uh, Detroit Tigers, New York Yankees,
NFL in all these baseball games, Louis Baton, Ferragamo, Uh
(13:17):
Adida's Nike. Uh you put them on your feet. There
you go you Uh Ulysses s Grant, Lincoln, Biden, Trump, Reagana,
Uh carburetor, engineer, steering wheel are easy boys. No, I'm
(13:38):
just fucking good. Oh Jesus, Samos says, uh, that's Samoas. Sorry, Okay,
I'm blanking on this one. Wonder if I told you
(13:58):
non Indian Indian food. We always love to do anything.
We're totally open. How we done? Yeah? But see, okay, Froggy,
did you feel when you're on like that? It is? Yeah,
(14:22):
you're much more under pressure. You feel like you have
to call out something really fast. You don't really the
person that's giving the clues. Even more, you don't think
about what you're saying. You just say the first thing
that comes to your mind. Right, why do you still
playing with your foot because it hurts? Now your fingers
are going to think there's a fungus among us. It's you.
(14:43):
He's always lingered, he does I think, Wow, we're done. Okay,
uh fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast phone,
Elvis present fifteen minute Morning Show. It's the fifty minute
morning show podcast. Hey, it's gonna be in the studio
with you guys today. Yeah, we're in my favorite hat.
(00:23):
So we've got Froggy and we've got Straight and Eate
and we're sharing a camera. There's scary looking. We get
scary looking at the camera. If you only you can
only see me, you can't hear me. What I said,
You can only see me, you can't hear me. There
Scotty b and Master Control. There's Danielle, there's Gandhi, there's
a Garrett. Oh, there's Brody. Hi, Brodie's gonna hear us,
(00:52):
but I know, but we need to hear him. Scary.
I don't know what's going to have him calling on
the phone. Oh, speaking of on the phone, I've got someone.
We have to do this. Dr Brad, you know our
in house foot expert. Yes, my feet are killing me. No,
Dr Brad. Hello is Elvis. Yes, Dr Brad? Are you
(01:16):
on vacation? Why are you picking up a phone of vacation?
Anything for you? Buddy? Translation, he loves publicity, Well not really.
We have a problem not only is straight Nate's toe oozing,
but it smells funny. What are your thoughts, Nay, what's
the smell like it? Elvis gave me the bad side.
(01:40):
I when I said, it smells a little bit like
old meat, very specific, I mean that, like really bad
old meats. Tell him what happened. I went to get
a pedicure, right and she was really digging in down there,
and at one point, I mean, I jolted up and
I could see blood, which I don't think it's a
good thing. So she's like sorry, and then she puts
(02:03):
some alcohol on it, and I walk out of the place.
The first things first is you always have to watch
what pedicure places you go to, making sure they're sterile,
making sure they changed their bathwiners, you know, things like that.
Seems like this girl got a little aggressive on you,
straight mate. But what you need to do is you
just need to watch those places first and foremost. But
what you're dealing with now is it's just a little irritation.
(02:26):
I was trying to look there for infection, which would
be like pus, anything like red to the point where
you would see, yeah, just that white yellow e pus stuff.
I don't see any I don't see I don't see
any of that. There's a smell. The smell is probably
just his foot, funk. I think you're right on the
(02:48):
front because I just smelled my other foot and it
smells just as Just go ahead from the seventies, Dr Brad,
can you keep on talking? Our friend Scotty B, who's
also listening, cannot stand and of this conversation, so he
wants the vomit. Okay, well, I just saw. I don't
feel I don't feel right by interrupting your vacation, so
(03:10):
please go back to vacate. I'm so sorry about this. Okay,
that's okay, Hi from high from Provincetown. You go to
the moost colorful festive places, all right, Dr Brad T soon? Okay,
all right man, thank you guys later, good luck, say
thank you. I feel like he phoned that in. I
(03:32):
don't really feel like that. If he had concerned, he
would have shared that with I think scary suck? What sucks?
You want to see my hammer toe? We hear your Okay,
I'm back. Let me disconnect him. Now. Why did someone
(03:53):
just offer up a hammer toe? I hammer toes? Look,
Scotty b has a hammer. Toe can't touch What the hell?
What is toe written down? I can't straighten it? To
straighten it? All right, Danielle, gandi show us your toe. Hey,
you know that page exists still, right, there's that Elvis
(04:14):
Francho foot fetish page. Yeah, there are a few people
who will DM. I'm sure you get them to. Danielle like,
I'll pay you a thousand dollars. I would do that
in a heart, So I went. I kind of went
down the path pretty far with one of them because
it was a woman, and I was like, okay, harmless whatever.
But I was like, show me the cash. She flashed
the cash, and then I was like, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it, But how would I get it?
(04:35):
Then I'd have to give her information to give me.
Do not show listeners your toes, vagina, it's her toes? Yeah,
even ask my mind, show them your listen. Scotty and
I talked about starting an only fans page where we
just feed each other bananas. Yeah. I guarantee there's at
(04:56):
least twenty guys out there or girls that will pay
us each five dollars a month to watch us feed
each other bananas. I would pay that big Daddy. But
thinking about it, though, the content will get a little boring.
You'll need the spices up eventually. Will you have your
all different sizes and colors? You have different fruits, different
have guests on, like you know, sets in our frame
(05:19):
because I don't have a microphone, kind of like it
that way. I'm like, I looked at our zoom, I'm like,
who the fuck is well? That answers the age old question?
Is scary? Like a microphone or a camera more. I
just realized that you starting to look like don Imus
(05:40):
with that. Those are fighting words. Man, My name was rude.
You know what I'm gonna do? Scary? Don't you just
use other people's microphones with like go to Daniel, go
to By. No, he wants to swim in your pool, Brody,
(06:00):
not a chance, Elvis. All right, now you can use
Daniel's microphone. Microphone, are you doing? Yes, sir. So there's
a website I think it's called Rate my Feet. Stephen
Colbert was talking about it a couple of weeks ago,
where they where you put your feet up and then
people rate your feet on a scalow one to ten.
(06:21):
Maybe we should all do that and you gets the
highest score. I would never so I can get a
nice pick, right, would win? I need someone wouldn't win?
Definitely not. No, he has talents? Is that talents? I
just realized on the zoo room that we have right now.
The way Scary standing behind me, someone will turn this
into a meme, a very dirty meme. So yeah, and
(06:43):
the way you're holding your microphone time to a rotate
to Gandhi's high scare over. I think you should come
on this side so that you can be closer to
I don't have anything. I don't have anything of note. Hey, Scary,
don't breathe on her pops off. You should say phenomena.
(07:05):
That's our new rule the So what are we doing?
For the rest of the podcast, we talked about your
oozy toe to Dr Brad. Yeah, we almost done frog.
How much time we're not We're not even close seem forever,
We're not even halfway. I like everybody being in here.
It's fun. It's fun. Not that the shows that we
(07:27):
do when you guys are home aren't fun. I just
like to see you get to talk to Danielle. I'm
glad Elvis wants me there. You Froggy Diamond goes home
this fast. I think she had to pay. She just
realized she hasn't been paying the meter for like the
last two hours. To part with the meter. I still
(07:49):
got to park in that because last time I parked
in the meter I got that's your fault. I'm not
taking my bike rack off of my car because New
York City doesn't want it on my country license plate
on the bike rack. Jersey, give me a garage, your
walk a block. Jersey is fine. Jersey is fine. Jersey
loves me. Now what the funk they're doing over here?
(08:12):
Can you please acknowledge Scary in here so he can
leave the club? Toe Scary pops up behind Froggy. I'm
gonna be amazed, be entertaining. I was like, where's well? Though?
People want to find wal though, Hey, Brodie, are you
very quiet during the show today? We didn't hear from you. Well,
(08:35):
that's because I didn't come into the studio and push
the button that allows me to speak. Did you come
to me? I was here and usually usually we monitor
each other in this thing called the slack room, and
I was not monitoring. So if you had any fun
jokes for me today, you missed some classics. Look at
some of the none of them being facetious. Okay, By
(08:55):
the way, you know what he does with all the
jokes that you don't read, right, No, he collects him
and he reads them on the Brooklyn Boys podcast, and
he gives himself credit and he takes victory SIPs after
each one, say well, there's this is the best joke
that you didn't hear to. There are his jokes. So
he can do whatever he wants. You can, but Scary
wants to make it like it's a bad thing, so
you can wrap me out. Oh no, I'm not that
(09:17):
was that was a subliminal podcast here they go. No, no,
not not what subliminal means. But okay, I don't like
me in this room on this needed a scotty. You
find a room you like? How about that one way
down there? Scary? We love you, alright? What Gandhi? I
(09:39):
made a pyramid game for Danielle so that she could
give it to the boys, so that they could see
how difficult it is. If they want to like that,
I'll crush it. Okay, are doing it now? You guys
want to do it now? Yeah's all right? So you
can't see what he's going to see it now? I can.
(09:59):
I can hold up to the or she can hold
it up to the zoom room. How many christs? Well
a lot? Okay, okay, hold on, you guys have to
kill some time for a second while I do this. Well,
so where did you get these clues? I just made
him up? Yes, like pharaohs from Egypt, World leaders. That's
(10:20):
not difficult, all right, Okay, so Daniel President ones first, okay,
and then we'll flip them over. Why do you need
how I got to show the camera? How can we play?
Everyone's going to see the clue exactly? Who's playing? Well? Wait,
(10:41):
who's playing? You can't see the clues right now, can you? Brodie? Well, no,
because I'm only looking at it. Froggy Scott. Okay, okay,
here we go. Just don't let him see it on
your ready, So you're going to give clues to Brodie? Yes?
By ready? Yeah? Oh god, Gap levies, companies that make
genes uh, San Francisco companies. Okay, where'd you pull that
(11:07):
one from? Knowledge um polo um designer brand names? I
don't already we already done. Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants,
teams that were blue specific. I know, but I'm being funny.
(11:31):
That's the problem. An asshole, you're being an asshole. We
couldn't got this game. No, he over teams. But Thursday
that mad get ready? Yes? Uh, Nigeria, Tanzani, African Nations. Yes,
(11:53):
Oh my god, President Biden putin world leaders. Yes. Okay,
what's from? No? No, don't flip, don't flip it. Okay, okay,
you got four? Okay, actually you've probably got less. We
just weren't timing that right. I will tell you I
got bummed up on the clothing brands. I couldn't think
of clothing brands. So when you're on the when you're on,
(12:15):
why are you all piste off that way? Too specific?
I didn't know you were keeping store thought were doing
this isn't a bit. Now we got to prove to
them that we know what we're doing. When you're on.
When you're on it is, there is tension. I mean
I can see you when when you're being called upon
(12:36):
to give clues or guess guess answers, you're like, I guess,
I guess. It's not easy. When you get very nervous.
No one makes fun of you doing it you make
fun of you. I know I do, but you know, oh,
we're still going on if they want to play. If
Nate and Frogg you want to play, it's possible to
do if you're playing with you Frog ready a ready,
Daniel was going to show Nate and then I have
(12:56):
to call it out. Okay, okay, I'll start the timer. Thailand, Vietnam, China, India,
Asian Nations, thank you, Uh, Detroit Tigers, New York Yankees,
NFL in all these baseball games, Louis Baton, Ferragamo, Uh
(13:17):
Adida's Nike. Uh you put them on your feet. There
you go you Uh Ulysses s Grant, Lincoln, Biden, Trump, Reagana,
Uh carburetor, engineer, steering wheel are easy boys. No, I'm
(13:38):
just fucking good. Oh Jesus, Samos says, uh, that's Samoas. Sorry, Okay,
I'm blanking on this one. Wonder if I told you
(13:58):
non Indian Indian food. We always love to do anything.
We're totally open. How we done? Yeah? But see, okay, Froggy,
did you feel when you're on like that? It is? Yeah,
(14:22):
you're much more under pressure. You feel like you have
to call out something really fast. You don't really the
person that's giving the clues. Even more, you don't think
about what you're saying. You just say the first thing
that comes to your mind. Right, why do you still
playing with your foot because it hurts? Now your fingers
are going to think there's a fungus among us. It's you.
(14:43):
He's always lingered, he does I think, Wow, we're done. Okay,
uh fifteen minute morning show
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