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August 10, 2021 15 mins

With Gandhi, Diamond and Andrew back from their adventure, are there things they didn't tell us? Plus, if the show got a tattoo, what would it be of?

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone ring show. Okay, we're here minus Elvis doing the
fifteen minute morning show with special guests today. Everybody welcome Diamond,

(00:24):
Diamond and cow Girl going forward. Just Okaymond, Diamond, I
hate you. Okay, do you want to explain that, because okay, Cascottie,
to the people listening, they think that you're just an asshole.
No no, no, no no. Let me purpose it by
saying I love Diamond so much. I hate you. Today

(00:46):
she scared the ship out of me twice, so I
got whiplash the second time he's had that before. No,
I did, I don't. I don't think Diamond's microphone is on.
How's that possible? It's Mike three. You want to share
what you guys share? Oh you know, No, no, you
know what you do? Plug This is so yankety. Plug

(01:10):
that Mike into the next Yeah, that and there we go. Yeah,
here we go. Before before he talks, I say one
thing about Scotty and his ailments. Just really quick, remember
when Scotty got poked in the eye and then said
that he got an infection in his eye and had
to go to the emergency room and it was nothing
of the sort, just saying I still have trouble Sometimes
I wake up in my eye hurts and I can't

(01:31):
drive because it's tearing the whole way. You can't drive, Yeah,
but I do anyway, that one Jeff poked you in
the eye. Yes, yes, I almost got blinded. Oh my god,
so dramatic. That is some Jerry rig operation there. What
do you got there talking to the micro Are you good?
I think it's worried? Yeah, can you hear me? Girl? Go? Okay, well,

(01:58):
thank you Scotty. I of you, Diamond, but not today, okay, okay.
So the trio that was on the RV Retailer Expedition, Diamond,
Andrew and Gandhi. Uh what didn't you talk about? Like,
is there anything between the three of you that's like
a secret pact that happened in the van late at night?
Is there? I mean, you may not be able to
describe exactly what's going on, right, Why would we tell

(02:21):
you if it was a secret pack? Which I just
want to know. And I'm trying to figure out why
Andrew is like pointing at me. What are you talking about?
I don't know if they played truth or dare and
if any truths came out. Lots of truths came out,
but it wasn't truth or dare we were just talking.
There was. I think it's one of those experiences that

(02:43):
unless you were there with us the entire time, you're
never going to understand all of the stuff that happened,
the good and the bad. Some of the bad obviously
we're not going to talk about until we kill people.
But other than that, I mean, it was it was
a really great time. At least that's how I feel.
Maybe they feel differently about it, No, I feel the same.
I don't know. It was funny, Andrew's hilarious. I mean,

(03:06):
but like Diamond, you were very hesitant at first, you
were kind of scared, you were worried, Like are you glad?
You're obviously so glad you went. Now was something you'll
never forget, right, oh, without a doubt, Like that was
life changing. But it was also like really really funny,
Like Gandhi is hilarious, Andrew is just another level. As
I just said, so, like we were laughing the entire time.

(03:28):
I mean the video of us in the little plane,
I'm hysterically laughing. But it's because Andrew was so funny
that it was like killing my nerves a little bit,
like I loved it. One thing about the small plane
was Diamond gripped onto me. And we'll say, this is
one story that I don't think Diamond was like gripping
onto me. The whole time was so sweaty. It was

(03:49):
almost like someone dumped the bottle of like deer Park
on her hands. I was petrified her. And so coming back,
I had just jumped out of a plane that morning.
I flew in a small plane. I was on a helicopter.
Coming back, I was a little bit you know, vertigo.
He grabs onto me again, and I literally look at her.

(04:10):
You need to get off of me right now. Make
it very clear that the ride back was worse than
the ride to the Grand Canyon. Literally, looking around, I
see storms everywhere. I'm freaking out. I'm literally holding onto him.
Don't get me wrong, I do understand that I was.
Probably it was probably a real life grip. But he

(04:33):
literally just perhaps my arm and goes, I gotta get
off of me now. And this are you serious? Let
me tell you some thenight chicken fingers Before I got
on that plane, not the smartest here. It was not good.
It was a long, long two weeks in that in
that RV. So that's so it sounds I'm leading up

(04:58):
to a question. You know, the three of you, did
any of you engage in self love? That's a note
for me, dog question some two weeks yourself you can

(05:21):
accordingly like you know that you're leaving, so you're like
mentally prepared. I'll tell you the first time I was
ever on a road trip, that's when I discovered a
glory hole in a truck stop. So you did not.
I swear something came through and I didn't know what
was going on, and I was like, what just happened?
And I just ran out of there, like flailing my

(05:42):
arms in a truck stop bathroom and somebody stuck there,
Dick in the wall. Yes, where were you? I was
on I was on my way to Albuquerque. Okay, wait,
we were starting the question the two weeks. They all
went two weeks. Andrew didn't answer yet. Andrew, Yeah, I
was good. Two weeks. Yeah, A small little bad. It's
like doing it in the air airplane bathroom bread not

(06:06):
not the other like a restroom break, a truck stop
in a root sixties six truck. Stuff like, yeah, I
gotta get it because we got bigger problems. It's a
question about this thing that's Scotty saw poking out of
the wall, like like do they expect you to like
grab it or do something with it when they put

(06:26):
it those I guess it was. I guess it was
one of those truck stops and it was expended an invitation.
I suppose it was just I didn't know why. To
me when I first got there, was like, what is
this Porky's because there was a hole there round. Nobody
know that. My parents just go to Google and and
just glory hole. You'll don't don't worry. You'll understand right away.

(06:50):
It was the guy in there the whole time, like
he don't know. I was standing there peeing. There was
a toilet. It wasn't a urinal, was a toilet. I
was standing there peeing, and right above the toilet paper dispenser,
a penis came through the wall. Did you do your screech?
I probably did, Probably did a screech. No, I didn't
touch it. I used to. I stopped. It's very hard
to stop peeing midstream. I stopped, I clenched it, and

(07:13):
I ran the house something. I'm not gonna touch a
strange dick in a bathroom, isolating that, Nate, I'm isolating
that seriously strange dick not in the bathroom depends. Give
me read that time stamp seven seconds that will live

(07:40):
on forever. Thank you. Play it at my funeral for
one and pooping his number? Two? What's penis in the wall?
Is that? Three? Four? Can I just say a side
note of not understanding eighties references is when Andrew and
Gandhi and Diamond were prancing through Joshua Tree State Park.
I was like, all right, you two and they were like,
what okay, Dad, what exactly explain the reference? How have

(08:05):
you never heard of the album Joshua Tree from you too?
I mean it was one of the biggest album the
biggest selling albums of all time with most of you
two's biggest smash hits with you guys will all probably
have heard, but don't know. You know, kids these days
don't know eighties seven reference though it's seven. Do they
just started the sentence? With kids these days? Yes, there's

(08:27):
no way you guys know what the movie Porky Is,
Porky's is, or the josh That's iconic Porky's. I've never
seen it all the way through, but I know what
it is. It's not as iconic as the Joshua Tree
album by you two should get up. I bet we
could drop a lot of iconic stuff to us that
none of you guys would have any reference about it.
But we're gonna lie for it, so we should know it. Hey,
Scotty Humble, sit down. Yeah, that's Kendrick Lamar Scotty. I

(08:51):
was just I was just gonna say, I'm already sitting
doing another one? Do another one? Cameras right rock scym Rock.
That's iconic. Oh yeah, who's in camp? Deie Vado? Was it?
Hillary duff Selena? See, I didn't know that, but not

(09:21):
in my ear though, But I knew Demie Lvado, but
you were born but you and we talked about it
on the show. I wanted to go watch it one weekend. Yeah,
the moment where our pilot, who was actually pretty awesome.
I mean, he got us through like the craziest storms.
We appreciate it, Thank you, pilot, Paul. He was sitting
there talking to us, He's like, you know that NASCAR

(09:42):
driver blah blah, And I was like, I'm gonna stop
you for a second. Do the three of us appear
to be large NASCAR fans to you? He was like,
what then, do I know Diamond with the cowboy hat?
I don't know. Yeah, and Andrew went to a NASCAR race.
I did the Delaware Downs. It was great, Dover Down,
Down Downs in Dover, Delaware. The cars just kept going

(10:06):
and got went, and I was at last Delaware Downs.
So you guys didn't get like a tattoo together and
you get the same time. Diamond and I talked about it,
but Andrew said his body will remain tattoo free. You
have a once in a lifetime experience like that, and
you're not going you would take a tattoo if I

(10:27):
did something like that. Hell yeah, hold on, Nate, that's
what I'm talking yea, take me on the next road trip.
I'll get a tattoo. Why do we all do a
group tattoo? Then? If this is the Morning family, then tattoo.
It's the once in a lifetime experien You went to trip,
you an experience. You guys almost die in a plane
like five times. I lost count Scotty saw a dick
in the wall. He didn't get a tattoo about it?

(10:48):
Or did he did he? We don't know, We don't know.
It was temporary, just a burn, just got a bust,
scratching forehead, was ratching snif sticker. How much time do
we have left? Too much? Honest truth, the honest truth.

(11:09):
Four minutes, you know, I I think we could fill
four minutes the day we did go over by the
way with break tea and the underwear and the oh
with sequoia, a big sequoia. Yeah, totally sequoia. Where am
I getting a big seqoyan? A guess right around your
penis quick and it grows to a tree. Yeah, the

(11:29):
tree gets bigger and started with the out in the
woods that day standard if we're going to if we
were going to get a show tattoo all together, what
would it be? Oh god, hell lady, I feel like
that's that's too cliche, the hell of lady thing with
Elvis Duran logo. See, if we put Elvis, Elvis's name

(11:51):
on there would be like we're branding ourselves with Elvin.
I think we'd have to be something subtle that we
only got. I think it would be okay. So nobody
has a behind them, right, now the Elvistrian logo has
a little radio wave above it that would be a
super easy one to get. That would also probably impact
all of us flying chairwave about Great T shooting on

(12:17):
the floor a brown stain. That reference comes up way
too often in this podcast, Greg T shooting on the phone. Okay,
and that was a day. Seriously, if you worked in
an office and one of your cockers on the floor,
I'm pretty sure you talk about that for twenty years.
It's here, your your eye level with it too, like you,

(12:37):
you're the one that you remember the most, never forgetting.
He tried to shoot on you on purpose. After he
realized that it was coming out and you were behind it,
he tried to keep I can't un smell that. I'm
going to watch it on my phone again right now,
hold on please, Speaking speaking of watching on the phone,
so yesterday Froggy sent me a picture of great He

(13:00):
with the toilet paper shoved up his ass because Scotty
got a picture of it. I have been showing that
to everything to me. Do you want a picture of
his dick and a hot dog bun with mustard on it? Too? No,
you already sent me that eighteen wasn't didn't remember was
July before I got here, July thirteen. Okay, hold on,

(13:28):
I'll never forget that. I saw it hit. I saw
it on the floor. How did he get her? She's syrup?
And then I'm like, how did he get hurt? She
syrup to smell like ship. I was in such disbelief
that a grown forty something year old man with ship
on the floor in front of it was like, scary.

(13:58):
You should make that a boomerang. This has been look at,
look at scary and looking at the floor like what
is that? Look? But what just happened here? You know
what's funny is that Nate just said he can't believe
that a human being did that. But Nate hasn't been

(14:20):
on the show long enough. That's not the first time
he pooped in the study. The second time, but the
first time it wasn't on purpose like the first. Okay, stop, okay,
stop stop stop. I thought he was the first time,
like trying depends to see him. He was testing the
limits of an adult diaper. Actually, no, it was a
It was a diaper that they came out with that

(14:41):
so the farts wouldn't smell it. What it was it
wasn't a diaper, it was a it was filtered underwear,
and he was farting in it. I'm pretty sure he
pushed on purpose there too. He asked the attention, yes
on the I don't understand that attention. And on that note,
I think we're done for the day. More thing, I'll
cleanse the palette. But I feel like you guys all

(15:02):
need to see this. I don't know if you've seen
it or not, but Andrew, when he was about to
jump out of the plane, there's a still shot of
the funniest face I've ever seen it. It wasn't just
like us thinking it was funny. The guy who jumped
with him Sean Esque. By the way, Sean took a
picture of Andrew's face and said he's making that his
default picture online. And then Diamond did too. Just look

(15:24):
at Andrew. Everybody's preference there by everybody. Fifteen minute Morning

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