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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is scary coming to action. Scar. This is my
podcast dance. I don't look at the camera all morning,
but I have to look at it for this. This
is your what your podcast? Yeah? I have to because
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I never you said podcast dance? Thank you? Dance out
that laughs? Oh no, we like to laugh. The joke
was good. The last where were we look at Scary out?
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What is happening? I was frozen? Sorry, okay, no you weren't.
I think Scary eight crack for breakfast today, specifically today.
A big bull of it is that a new box
of cereal behind Scotty Crack. Alright, I could just watch
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Scary NonStop what. I am an animated person, but you've
known that since you met me. Yeah, I've always been animated.
I'm a very physical person. You don't have to make excuses. Yeah,
I was told a long time ago I would never
be on television because I move around too much. I
don't have I can't. I'm to this. I talk on
my hands. I closed my eyes when I talk. Sometimes
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it's terrible. I have awful mannerisms. I'm perfect for radio. Whenever,
whenever there's a camera, he finds a way to like
slide into the frame, Happy birthday, Thank you. Did we
start yet? Yeah? This is on the clock past. If
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it helps anybody out, yesterday we did go over by
four minutes, so just in case, add that to today
or whatever you want to do. All right, so um,
let's move forward. We're gonna do something. We actually had
something to talk about. It was it totally felt out
of my head. We were talking about something right before
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we started, said okay, let's get started because we wanted
to talk about it. What was it? Oh, I have
to do with something I said? And you were like, oh,
and then you let's start podcast. What was that? I
don't know what that was? Oh man, huh, this is tough.
(02:42):
I was talking about posting pictures. I said something posture
for the radio. So Scary says this. Scary says I
had to find a new photo of you and me
to post for your birthday post this year because I
don't want to post the same as I post it
last year. And then Scary says I hate when people
(03:02):
keep posting the same pictures every single year. My question
to you is do you actually go back on people's
page a year two to see if they're posting the
same picture every year. I don't know. If I don't
go back and see other people's pictures, would you appeal
to the same photo of us every year? No one
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would know. I did go back and look at the
picture I posted last year, so I didn't post it
again this year. I did do that, but I did
it on my own. I wanted to post something different
of us, right, So I'm okay, this is the picture
I chose because I've never posted this on my social Yes,
that's us at the Hollywood, But there's another picture I
seem to have leaned on several times that I've posted
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before with you and me, because we don't have a
whole lot of pictures together, and this is this is
one of them, me, you and my girlfriend. You've seen
that before. I'm like, I can't post that for your birthday.
I don't think anyone want to hurt you if you
post it. It's like wearing the same outfit ice. You
can't go Did you just say I love this picture
so much, I'm posting it again in case anyone like,
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I don't know. I just I like to find new
old I guess the point of my question is this,
do you actually actively go back into someone else's page
just to see if they're repeating pictures scary does yeah,
clearly no, but you'll remember it if it was memorable.
If it's so, That's why I'm like, why is why
are you posting that again? I've seen people repost pictures
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that I've remembered that they posted in the past without
me going back to look at their page. So I
don't know I did. I think people are mindful of
their social media and they're like, oh, I haven't posted
this one yet, so let me save this for a
rainy day or um, you know, I'll use this on
this occasion. I think people plan it scary. If you're
out of pictures, right, if you used all your pictures
with Elvis, would you purposely take a picture with him
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so you have a picture for this? Oh? I did that.
I just I did that with my with my parents
and my brother for when we were together for holiday
a couple of months ago. I'm like, all right, I
need a picture with my mom, that I need a
picture with my dad, that I need a family shot,
so I have them for different you know, holidays and
life events. All right, Oh, that was the thing we
were going to talk about. I'm sorry, Scary, have a
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picture of you for when you die. Elvis Yea, Scary
is kind of famous for posting photos he's taken with
our celebrity guests. When they pass away, he immediately puts
some one up. I don't have your death photo. I didn't.
Let's work on that. Is it rude? All right? Let's
say I run out of pictures of just the two
of us. Is it then rude to take pictures for
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other people and crop them out and post them just
us that you're like, hey, when you see like a
hand over the shoulder, Like, I don't think that's rude
at all? Okay, because because I have another picture of
us that's that's actually from recent but it's got somebody
else's arm in and if I cropped them out, it
would look really stupid. Look, every time I see that,
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I try to get like, whose arm is that? Gus
m GHI, this is the picture, but you can see
somebody else's arm is behind your head. Else, I think
I know whose arm that is. Gandhi is in the
middle of Yosemite, her last full day. There, you guys
are up and out tomorrow morning. Yeah, we're heading out
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tomorrow morning. After the show, which is so crazy and
kind of a bummer, but also I'm excited to see
all of your faces in person when I can while
some of your faces I guess um. And it's just
been the best experience ever. And I think Diamond and
Andrew on the same page. And we've learned so much,
like actually learned things, not just about ourselves and you know,
introspective things, but actually learned stuff like about the way
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the parks work, and a lot of stuff about trees
and what cleans the air, and what certain sounds are
where we can find different animals. It's just been awesome.
Everyone needs to come out here and do it. I agree.
Would you do it again? Hell yeah, I'm planning on
doing it again nice a little differently, but yeah, I
mean yeah, next week. We've really, like we talked about,
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we only touched on a very very tiny portion of
all of the stuff that this country has to offer.
I mean, I'm mad that when we were in New
Mexico near Elvis, there are apparently some white sand deserts
not too far away. I heard, and then I looked
at you don't feel like you're anywhere near the United States.
When you're like, wow, it doesn't look like Earth. It doesn't.
It barely does. And you know what, you didn't even
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go through the Tatons and yellow Stone, which it's so
beautiful there, Zion National Park, Brice Canyon, I mean, Olympic
National Park. There so many things, the Everglades on the
other side. And this is just the West coast, right,
so you go up north on the West coast, and
it's even different. On the northeast is different, obviously southeast.
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I think we all take advantage of the United States
because it's the US and it feels boring to travel
inside your own country. But we have every terrain that
we seek out in other places. We have it all here,
especially when you toss in Alaska and Hawaii. There's nothing
you can't see and be fascinated by in the United States.
It's amazing. Wow. Hawaii, by the way, Alaska is the
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next one I want to conquer. Like Daniels, let's all
go fuck this show. Let's get out of here. We're
leaving for a Yearn't imagine us at r V we
kill each other, because do you think they would be
listeners waiting for us to come back. No. See, that's
the thing about what we do you know there are
teachers that can take a sabbatical. I know that New
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York City public school teachers can apply for and be
granted a sabbatical where if they if they promised to
go do so much learning or education while they're away,
they can take a year off. And I'm like, wow,
if we left, we come back, the party would be over.
There will be no one left in the room. Would
be Remember those guys what was their names? Again? No,
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there's no room for us to come back. It was
that show that didn't win a Marconi Award. Yeah, remember
they didn't. We only listen to Marconi Award ours. Alright, Elvis,
when you get a chance, check out my lovely heartfelt
post on Instagram for your birthday. O. That's making everyone
kind of curious. Hold it up to the cameras in
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the other studio. I'll get it for you picture of
you without including myself, because I found this great picture
of you where you're eating a cob of corn, and
I'm gonna say happy birthday to this mother shucker. Oh
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here's garrette post. I love it. Yeah, but why are
the words over his face? Exactly? It's terrible. Why sounds
like that time, we all kept posting that picture of
the dinner we had and cropping Froggy out. Do you
remember that? I don't remember that. Why would we do
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that to Froggy? I don't know. We were in Miami, Froggy,
you remember, and we all sat down to dinner and
somebody propped you out of the picture. I think I
do remember. I don't call that. Yeah, I don't remember that.
Was it Jamie that cropped you out of the picture?
I think Jamie? Yeah, Jamie from remember she was down there?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah it might have been. Yeah, it
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might have been. Yeah, great story. I thought I was
gonna go somewhere. Sorry, Like, how how far back are
we allowed to post pictures of you like I want to.
I wanted to post that one from the baseball game
we were at in No. Okay, yeah, no, it's time
to move on. I've aged, I've becoming a different guy.
(10:36):
We all have. I actually have this picture before I
even moved to New York City. I came here to
visit and you and I Elvis were wearing the exact
same outfit. We took a picture. It was a black
polo and tan shorts, and but it was you know,
like seven, eight, nine years ago, So I don't feel
my black polo was a little larger than yours. Well,
(11:01):
what are you doing here? Still? It's your birthday? Get
out of here. This team has left this this podcast
honest yeah, really full of energy. Look at all that
energy coming out. I'm full of energy. Well let's hear it,
let's see it. Go ahead, tap dance for us. Well,
how much time do we have frogics to have something? Um,
as much as you want to go, as much as
(11:22):
you want, Well, so I want. I sent you a
topic idea because I caught Scary doing something and I
wanted it for the big show. But maybe we can
kick it off here. Um, Scary, is it wrong if
one of your co workers puts pictures of themselves up
in a bikini on Instagram and Scary likes the picture.
(11:43):
I was actually gonna talk about that on the show tomorrow,
but it's okay, we'll queue it up. Like okay. So,
Ali Gold, who who's our digital content director and runs
all these social media our website, put up some some
nice pictures of herself in a bikini, a bunch of
pictures having fun at the beach, and I saw the
picture I thought you look good, but I didn't like
it because I thought, like, if I like it, is
that like I'm liking it? But I noticed Scary liked it,
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and then I noticed he liked the one she posted
a couple of weeks ago into bikini, and then I
went back to A three, the third and fourth ones
where she was dressed normally, and he didn't like those.
So I feel like, is it wrong? Family? Like pictures
of a co work. It's funny you say that because
I always think twice every time I see my coworkers
in swimsuits, I'm like, well, if I don't like it,
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then they might be like, well, why didn't he like it?
But the fact that I do like it now on
other people's feet it says liked by Scary Jones and
six twelve others, And it's like why my name stands
out and I looked at as a perv. But then again,
you put it out there, want not want that, we
already know you're a perv. But I heard from Ali
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this morning. She said, happy birthday of his PS. Scary
liking my first trap Instagram photo yesterday. You should call
him out enjoy the day. Yeah, I'm confused though. I
like post photos that they like and they want other
people to like the photo they put because they like it.
So but I would hesitate when it comes to co
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workers because it's like co workers in bathing suits. Is
that considered creepy? So a lot of time I don't
don't scared. The only creepy part is that you don't
like her regular pictures. If she posted like normal clothes,
you should like those two. It's not that creepy that
you liked a bikini picture. She obviously liked it wanted
other people to like it. That's not wrong, but that's Instagram.
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Wait a minute, Brody commented fun with his hands up.
That's not creepy scary. If your mom Roseanne posted a
bikini photo, you wouldn't like it. I would, I guess,
and you just had something very funny. Ali herself admits
that that was a thirst trap and photo series, so
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she did it purposefully to trap people into like, you know,
like here like like like these pictures. I want to
be I want to be liked. You know what's so
funny is I took something totally different from this because
she wrote happier than ever, and I was like Oh
my gosh, I'm so happy. She's happy. In her own words,
what did you? What did she text you Elvis my
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thirst trap photos? That means it was it was intention.
That may have been a thirst She's probably thinking that
was a thirst trap for pervs like you. I don't know.
I don't know. I always think twice, though, I do
think twice before liking co workers photos that may be provocative.
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But then you liked it, But I liked it anyway.
What's the point that was the egg plant emoji? I
found to be weird? I did not. You shouldn't put
the egg plant with it with water, the water after it.
It's in ancomfortable conversation. I think a lot of people
in a lot of offices go through that same thing.
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Could be Yeah, I don't want to be considered. I
don't want h RTIC call me, Hey, you stop liking
your coworkers. I think New York's governor has liked a
couple of coworkers. Ali did say that, say, if my
managing director liked it, then maybe I'd find it weird,
she says, But everybody's literally steers steers clear. It's crazy.
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All right, Well, bye bye, thank you,