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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Show Extra Special fifteen minute morning show podcast. We're
all over the world. There's Froggy in Jacksonville, Scary in
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downtown Manhattan along with Scotty B. There's Danielle in her
basement in beautiful New Jersey. There's straight Nate, he's in
downtown Manhattan as well. There's Gandhi in our studio in
Santa Fe, New Mexico. There's Brody in his den, and
there's Garrett in New York City. And also in the
studio in Santa Fe, New Mexico, Andrew and Diamond. Hey guys, Wow,
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so this is your actually the kickoff day for your
off the grid. Of course you're as it works, they're
on the grid when they're on the show, but when
they're off the show, they're off the grid. This is
when they do all their their fun traveling and stuff. Right,
where do you want to go? What do you want
to talk about? Well? I don't even know where to start.
There are so many things. So one of the things
that we've been talking about, when we talked about it
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before we even went on this trip, was the bathroom
issue on the RV there's no number two. We don't
even want number one because we have to clean that
tank out ourselves. No, thank you sounds terrible. So so
far it's been okay, except somebody it's very gassy, like
a general rule. Yes, she maybe is like full of gas,
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but she's not only full of gas. She gets really
paranoid about it because we were sitting at the airport
and we were across from a group of people who
are They were hearing impaired, so they were signing to
each other the entire time. She leaned over and she goes,
I know that they're talking about my farts because I've
been farting the whole time and it stinks. Look, they're
talking about me. Closer to the microphone so we can
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hear you. Can you hear me? Yeah? You can pull
it to you. You know you can can't. I can't.
It won't move this much. Okay, I remember me to
get that things all right? Well, okay, so you're first
of all, when you are you one of those people
diamond when you pass, guess you always have to make
an announcement. Well, I don't want anyone to um have
to guess where it came from, like it came from me.
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You know. It's okay, we all do it. But here's
my question. Don't you think maybe you should look into
what you're eating or maybe get some gas X pills
or something. Getting it out is the most important things,
exactly right. I'll tell you what's worse. Nothing would be
worse if you held it in. You would get like
stomach cramps and the stomach ache and everything else that's
not worth. You're gonna ruin your day because somebody else
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can't smell your fart for a couple of seconds. Like, no, Diamond,
you do you do you for those around you? I
hold it in on airplanes. He's a little different. We
do not hold in our farts because apparently my great
grandfather died from holding of someone's left. This is a
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man who passed away. Hello, it is it too soon?
I mean, how when was that? No, this was like
before I was born. A fart attack. Good, that's a
good joke, too, fart attack. Um. Yeah, But my my
thing is you like you have to have a conversation
about it. So, so the three of you, Gandhi Andrew Diamond.
You're on the RV and you're traveling four hundreds and
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hundreds of miles and then in the back out of nowhere,
you're here a time ago. I just I just blew
it out of one. Is it basically how it worked?
Exactly like that? And then yesterday as we're driving, she goes, oh, man,
this one's a bad one. Guys. I don't know what
to tell you. You guys are gonna hate me. I
was like, have some consideration, man. Then then thank god
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they are lovely friends from RV retailers. They put a
room spray in the bathroom. I was like, go get
the room spray and take care of this. Also, there
are windows. Why are you farting up in our space
when there are windows? Put your butt up against the window.
Fart out the window. I saw yesterday on a video
somebody brought a microphone, like a karaoke microphone. Diamond, you
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need to incorporate your farts into the karaoke session. That's
what one's gonna want to use it. No one's gonna
use that microphone. Ever, you've farted it and my farts
are pretty much silent. Poor Andrew. Andrew has to deal
with it a little bit more because of the like
spacing in this thing. So he was really really sucking
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it up in spray that they gave us. Thank you
again for it. But then it just smells like a
peppermint fart, so like an elf. Sounds like an elf
was there. It doesn't Christmas is in the air. It
doesn't really eliminate, it just adds to it. Well, so, okay,
so you're actually you know, you're on day number three
with Diamond, on day number two with with Andrew because
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he joined you yesterday on the road and he flew
into beautiful Midland Odessa International Airport. Yes he did. So okay,
so you're having a lot of fun. It's all laughs
up to this point, but you're doing this for two
fucking weeks. Yeah, and I think we all agree. We
want you three to be honest with with us. As
soon as it gets crusty and you're ready to like
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like choke each other because you're driving each other up
the wall, you have to talk about that. You have
to make that a part of this part of this thing.
Don't worry. I think the Morning Show, but the farts,
I think the farts, you know, have started to push
us into a dark place. We'll see how it goes
from here on out. We've had some talks about the
farts and fart etiquette. I don't know if there's a
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term for that, but yeah, we'll see fartique. Yes, Diamond
eating a cannabib beans please allergic, can't have it all?
What's up, Nate? Okay, so we know Andrew is a
huge fan of Survivor. Do you go? Do you three
of the three of you have a piece of paper
and a pen in front of you right now? Yeah,
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if you had to grab that piece of paper, write
it down and then we'll hold it up all at
the same time, if you had to vote somebody out
of the RV right at this moment, all who would
it be? This is a great I didn't he because
it's gonna change every day, just like a Survivor, you
have to give the reason why you want them off
the exactly. But we all know that it's going to
change tomorrow. And by the way, Andrew and Diamond, you
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should never be afraid to be at the end of
your rope with Gandhi and not say something. You should
say something absolutely absolutely all right, let's go, let's go
see go ahead, Okay, here we go on the count
of three, Hold up one two three, Diamond, you want
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to vote yourself off the RVT blest abciously. See you
can feel bad for them because you know, we go
out to eat and it's like, can you eat here? Uh?
Do you want to check the menu? And then we
actually get inside the restaurant and I find out that
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I can't eat there. And we let three yesterday yesterday,
and I'm like, oh my god, these people are hungry.
Oh my god, we're starving. But this is the fun.
The part about Diamond that's the most fascinating is she
was like, I hate when people always ask me to
choose where we have to eat. I can't stand it.
It's so annoying, Like, oh, Diamond, you have allergies, you pick. Meanwhile,
we left three restaurants because she wouldn't pick where we
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had to eat, and everywhere we went she can't eat it.
The problem is they put soybean oil in everything. Every restaurant.
He uses that as their basic oil. So you're screwed.
You you're allergic. To tell you while you're in Santa Fe.
I mean, they put a lot of ingredients and a
lot of their food, So be careful. By the way,
if you guys notice if you're watching this that Gandhi freezes.
But Andrew and Diamond don't really Golden Corral buffets. It's
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like a feed store though, da I mean people like
grays at the buffet. It's like you gotta wait for
some many to finish, you know. Okay, well on Andrew's
making a point, but before you do, you have you
ever entered the sizzler where they have like steaks and
potatoes and things, and then at the they have like
a big vat of chocolate pudding. Where I'm saying I
never went to Raising Kanes. And then Gandhi was like, oh,
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it's the best drunk fast food you'll ever have in
your life. So it's a great time. I've never heard
of Raising Kanes. Oh really, where is Where did you
see that? It was in? Where were we in? Midlands? Midlands? Yeah?
It was Midland Hotel. No offense to the people who
live in middle of Odessa, but god it was flat.
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It was really hot. We saw a lot of giant cockroaches,
I mean giant cockroaches. I saw something scurry across the
ground and I was like, let me take a look
at what this could be. Take my little light out
shine it down there. It was a den of cockroaches,
I mean everywhere. When I tell you, Diamond picked up
her suitcase and ran. She was like, I never know
I wasn't strong. Goodbye, Okay. So back in college raising Kanes,
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what that was just it's it's just the only thing
they serve. It's chicken fingers. So you can get chicken fingers,
Texas toast and French fries and that's sounds like I
love Texas toast are freaking amazing, Diamonds. So what's the
plan now of skydiving? Have you changed your mind? Are
you going to go skydiving? Garrett? You know me, once
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I make my mind up, I don't change it. Do
you think I'm jumping out of a plane. But there
was a time that you are not. Let me ask
you a question. Let me ask you a question. If
you jump out of a plane you fart, does it
kind of change your yes? Gandhi, I'm sorry, what was that?
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I think there was a time she would have said
she wouldn't take a trip across the country, or she
wouldn't drive the RV and slowly, but surely she's doing
these things that she never would have thought. She did before.
So I still say there's a chance that she might
open her mind to some other things. Diamond, what if
you see them do it and you're like, you know what,
if they can do it, I can do it things
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your life is different after it. I know that sounds
corny because you completely stop some people a diamond. Don't
google Upstate New York woman who died yesterday because so
my boy out about that because he sent me the
same thing and was like, oh my gosh, this woman died.
There's a difference between what sheet and what we're doing.
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We're doing tandem jumps. When there's a tandem jump, the
incidents of you having an accident and dying is point
zero zero zero to per cent. The most accidents come
from people who are jumping by themselves. But the cool
thing is you're over the Grand Canyon, so they'll never
find your bodies exactly as will if it's a tandem jump,
you'll you'll have someone to die with. Hey, um, so
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you guys are gonna go up with a trail today
in Santa Fe. Do you know where you're going? The
name of it it's called Passo. It's one of those
Well remember when we took the entire morning show to
Santa Fe and we went up that that steep trail
and we did yoga at the top of the mountain.
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Some of us made it better than others, almost died.
That's why he was being such a hater about everything.
I was trail up out of a plane. But I
was very proud of Brody because I didn't think he
was even going to attempt it, and he did. Scary
Scary He attempted it, and Scary Scary made it barely.
He was huffing and puffing. We had a few people
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that don't work on our show that were with us
who were smokers. They didn't make it. They're still trying
to climb that thing, but the crazy parties. We got
to the top and then it's, oh, by the way,
an hour of yoga on top of that. I was
ready to just start going back down left. Nobody needs
to exercise. After just exercise, it's yoga, yoga, down and
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doing nothing. You know, you were sleeping the whole time.
This is a room full of wet, blanket city folks.
You guys need to go out a little bit and
do some climb. You need to do some yoga, jump
out of a plane. You need to live, live live.
I like to Singapore with Gandhi's. You wanted to do
all kinds of active things like walk and like actually
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put one ft in front of the other. I'm like, no,
it was terrible. We got to walk across a chain
link bridge, like I ain't going on that damn thing. Alright, well,
then you don't walk. Just understand that with every time
you say no, there may be a chance for a
regret in the future. Right, done that? Bungee jump? No,
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we're not gonna bungee jump. Um, sky I think a
lot of people are more scared of bungee jumping, and
if we're being fair, there are way more There are
more accidents with bungee jumping. I also did that already.
I did it in Singapore, weirdly enough. Um, they don't
want to do that, that's fine, we don't have to
do that. I promise my family would never do again.
Skydiving is a different So I bungee jumped years ago too,
before I had kids, and my mother was convinced that
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I had messed up my reproductive system. She's like, you
don't realize not up. Yeah, you're not gonna be able
to have babies. Now, why you scrambled your eggs? I
scrambled it all up. I'm like, okay, yeah, it's one
of those things like Diamond's grandfather great grandfather supposedly died
of holding in farts. I need more information. Yeah, I
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don't know. I want to know more about that. Okay.
So I don't know about the rest of you guys,
but there's a part of me I really wish I
was with you guys. I would love to be in
that RV for at least a day. I wish I
could set that up and do it. But yeah, until
into the canyon. Yeah, no, I've done that. I've done it.
I've done I've done two tandem jumps before, but never
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into a canyon. I'm not quite sure what that story
is all about it, but I'll find out more. Have
you ever jumped out of a plane, Brodie? It's hard
enough to get me to fly on a plane, right,
you know I should have thought that would jump out
of perfectly good to the unrests. All right, I don't know,
gret No, I would do it because I like to
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do stuff like that. But I understand, like, hey, this
plane's working just fine here, Let me jump out like
that really doesn't make a lot of sense. Ye, Froggy
didn't survive like seventy five brain surgeries, so we could
die jumping out of a plane. Garrett, have you ever
jumped out of a plane? No? And I almost when
I first started working here, because Gregg T was convinced
I was going to take his job, and it was
up to him jumping out of a plane. And you said,
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if you don't do it, then Garrett's gonna do it.
Then Gregg T jumped out of the plane. Yeah, we
we we skydive shamed him. Well, here's the thing, and
Gandhi brought up a good point is when you know
you sit on that plane. I think it was you
that said this, Gandhi. If not you, someone you get
in that plane and you you climb and climb and
climb and climb. There's the anticipation of okay, we're getting well,
maybe I don't want to do this. No, I'm gonna
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do it. I'm gonna do you. Finally get up there,
they opened the door. You're like, okay, the plane that
you took off on, you're not gonna land with that plane.
That plane is that plane is in the past. You're
gonna see that plane again. It's kind of fun. So
what day are you guys doing that? Thursday? Thursday. We
wanted to make sure that we did it on a
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day before we were on the air, so that we
could talk about it and you guys could see that
we're all still here, not going away like Elvis. Yes,
should I start lining up candidates for Gandhi's replacement case?
We can do. We can do that all the year.
We'll have a meeting after the year. Blanket guy, you're
bum but it's gonna be a great two weeks watching
you guys as you're off the grid. We love you,
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Diamond Andrew Gandhi, Thanks for doing this. It's gonna be
a lot of fun. How much time we have I
think we're done. We done. Okay, we've done. Beat Out
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