Special Guest Greg T

Back in one room we talk about how everyone is feeling. We get a visit from Greg T and talk about SPACE!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Elvis Present fifteen minute Morning Show. So here we
go the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Today. We're all
in the studio, Yes, your special guests, great team, a
round it at Fhite passing through So so, so I

(00:29):
haven't been back in the studio for a while. Neither
has Danielle but but or Brody? Well no, so why
didn't we head up talking to the microphone? Sorry? Why
why are you back today too? Because it seems like
we all chose the same day Monday, sendipitously, so like,
you know, Monday, you're coming off a nice weekend, so
who wants to go back to work? You know? So
then I felt like, all right, you know Tuesday, we'll

(00:51):
you know, go on in and then probably by the
end of the week. You know, who really wants to
go to work on a Friday? So you're only here
like no Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and then we're done. Okay,
So are you gonna start coming in almost every week?
I think maybe let's have a good tea time. I'm
sure Froggy can understand that tea time, right, But I
mean I'm looking at I think maybe like a Wednesday
is a good day, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. You know, you

(01:13):
know what I find fascinating is that, you know, people
have been staying home, they're making their own hours. They're
just choosing it. They're like, I want to do this
a little bit of that, And that's fascinating. I like that. Yeah, scary.
Don't forget you're in the camera too. No other other ways.
That one, that one, that one, that one scared. He

(01:36):
just said, you have on an ugly shirt. And wait,
he told us that's the best shirt he has. He
put it on for us today. His prettiest one is
his favorite T shirt. You just said it's ugly and
it really is, Like and you figured, like during the pandemic,
you know, people picked up like hobbies and things to do,
Like maybe he could have picked up more like fashion sense.
You know, he's got this disgust. No less dude left.

(01:59):
Here was your show us your shorts. Greg. Let's see
these these are fashionable house Costco pants. Don't he's got
Costco pants? Now? These are real. I made these myself,

(02:23):
Like this just real clucking and pate. You put on
a pair of George bird Ship. Somebody told me that
these are so fashionable. Limon Zara, three dollars Zara, some
money is great. Alright, So we're all here. There's a

(02:44):
Straight and Nate and they're scary, and there's Gandhi and
Dave Brodie is in the studio, and there's Garrett of
course great to the prit boy, Danielle and Scotty b
h and uh Froggy. That's enough. What is Brodie so
far down? No one's gonna be able to look this
is I can't see. I don't have a screen on,
you know. Speaking of Tzara, I was talking to a friend.

(03:05):
They work in fashion. Do you want to know how
to calculate the cost of the actual cost of clothing?
Move the decimal point one place, so if your shirt
is twenty dollars, it's two dollars. I ship you not.
And then they said for places like Zar, moved the
decimal point and then divide it into stop it. I'm
not even kidding. They work in fashion. They know these

(03:28):
so great has four dollar jeans and Scarry has thirty
dollar shirt on. Okay, here we go, drop it. I'm
sorry today, Michael. Hey, So let's talk about a few things.
First of all, it's great to be in the studio
with everyone today and and uh, it's it feels good.

(03:50):
It's a different energy and love it. I mean, come
back again tomorrow. I don't know. I was sounded like
the kool Aid man, you have to come in tomorrow.
Scary is gonna wear his second favorite T shirt tomorrow.

(04:14):
He's not coming in tomorrow. I'm still on the fence.
I'll let you know, Daniel, let me know, let me
know if back today on our show. I don't know
if you're listening, but we played live audio as it
was happening as Blue Origin took off from Van Horne,
Texas at the Outer Space with Jeff Bezos, his brother,
and two incredibly great storied guests as well, and I

(04:36):
just I got emotional. I started crying because I don't
know why. I'm still I'm not sure if anyone can
tell me why. They think why do we cry when
we see such magical, magical things. I mean, for me,
I felt so emotional just because I bet Wally Funk
never thought she was actually going to be able to
make it into space, and she practiced for it, she trained,
she did everything that them ended and then she was told, sorry,
you have boobs and a vagina. You can't go into space,

(04:58):
it's not for you. And then you got to do it,
and that's just amazing on a historic flight of all things. Like,
it's so cool, and I felt like I was in
elementary school again. Remember when they used to wheel the
TV in for the Space Shuttle. That's what that That's
what it felt like today. Well, it was pretty amazing,
and it was great having you on two Froggy because
you you've been studying this, uh and you knew what
they were doing and you could explain it to us.

(05:20):
Watching it, it just seemed like seeing us start to
finish that quick was unbelievable. And then to watch them
get out and hug their family members again, I'm like, so,
what did you do this morning while I got up?
You know it took the dogs out and did this.
They went to space. Really, we haven't done ship today
and they went to spend really make a great team.
Not to be a dick, but it looked like a

(05:41):
dick they did. It looked like the ambiguously gay duo car.
But anyways, I think you're the only person that may
have experienced this. Do you remember the moon landing? The
Moon landing was how many years ago? I don't, I don't,
I don't know. I was only I want to know
what that felt like, you know, to watch something you

(06:01):
could stand on another I'm glad you brought it up.
Great tea is here. He believes it never happened. Yes,
I don't even think they can really tell you how
it felt because it didn't happen in a studio somewhere.
So they're probably like, you know, tell him it was
like soft and very powdery's very I've never changed. How

(06:22):
can you can't just form of the possibility of it happening. Well,
to be honest, I think that honestly, if you do
some research about what was going on at the time
in America during that sixty seven and sixty nine, that
that area, and then think about it. The rush to
get up there up to the Moon between spot Nick
and the United States a big deal, and we had
to get up there, and you know, some stories will

(06:43):
tell you had we not planted that flag in that moon,
we could have been into another depression here. You know,
in America for real, it is a big deal. Look,
there's a lot of racists, so you don't think America
was good enough to have really done. I think that
they had to do it for a reason. I think
they needed to make us feel like we were important again. Well,
something to keep in mind. This happened on July nineteen,

(07:07):
six nine. Uh today today today is today? Believe that
that they went actually into space this morning, but we
just watched. Do you believe that that happened? Yeah? Do
you think that we've landed on the moon since we
just didn't do it at that time? I think we
have gone back there now to do some research. But

(07:28):
I don't really think at the time, Okay, so it
was just a fake. We wanted to be the first,
but then we got there. Yeah, I mean, is the
possibility that happened? I don't know. I don't think. I mean,
I guess there anything is possible, but you know, I mean,
I just think that they lie to us. Is the
government so some somehow, a whole TV studio, as you claim,

(07:49):
fifty two years, all those people, the producers, the NASA people,
the astronauts, all those people for generations, now nobody said anything.
They were all able to keep a secret. No one
on their deathbed came forward and said it was fake
and then died nobody. That's what you believe because as
opposed to it really happening. Well, because think about this,
Elvis for real, we have so many more whistle blowers

(08:10):
these days. Social media is a big deal these days,
and there's no way to get around it. But back
then people were like, you know, hey, they just see
that and they're like, oh my god, it happened. They
believe that the Bible is fake too. Then I listened
to the theories of my bond the Bible. Don't forget chicken.
He doesn't believe that. I've been right about that now chickens.

(08:32):
Well anyway, so that's great tease. Take. Yeah, basically there
are people like you're not the only one. It's all fu.
Are your thoughts on science and medicine? No, no, not anyway,
it's good to have you in here. Yeah, you know,

(08:53):
it was actually another anniversary today. When you shoot on
the floor show than the square it was all they
had to be replaced. That's where great Tea shot on
the floor and the spray went so far we had
to replace actually four squares. Yeah. Yeah, Nate and I
took up to that carpet me and Garrett was screwdriver. Yeah,

(09:14):
like then do it right now. I can do that.
I realized that day. Also there's something else he did
a few years ago. It was also National Nudity Day.
That was the day he went down to the breakfast
club and got naked in front of the breakfast club
on air. They still have not forgiven us for the

(09:35):
handler will never come back. You know, I have piste
off a lot of celebrities. What was that. I went
down there with Tea When he went to the breakfast club,
he got up on the counter he Charlemagne got up
on the countertop to get away from Tea because he
was remember the first time Charlie Pooth came here. More
people have seen your penis, I know it or not.

(09:57):
You know, I'm telling you could take my penis off
and you can bronze it. People would still you know,
if you put in the corner like on a shelf,
we wouldn't need a lot of Bronts didn't enjoy it.
It was a bad day. We're still working that out anyway.
So back to you know, all of us in the
studio again to get today together. It's it's it's a
it's a great feeling. It's good to be back in here,

(10:20):
and we're going to do it more. It won't happen
every day. No, it's not gonna happen every day when
especially not with you because you don't work here. You know,
you see how easy this We've been together so long
that I feel like even though I've allays been gone
for like a year and a half, it's like I
could still be right in the like I'm in it.
You know. It's like you never learn, you don't You
don't forget how to ride a bicycle. You could always

(10:42):
go back home, right Dorothy? Who you want to come
back home? Who says you can't go? John Bunchovie you
want to come back? Has a theory on the moon landing?
What's it was that? Frog? Do you want to come
back to? No? No, there's there's there's definite days that

(11:05):
I miss you, guys. I missed the Santis. I'll speak
for him. But you know what, but I think it
was it was it was almost like a perfect timing
to do something different. You know, as hard as it was,
it was, it was a good, good thing. Right, No,
I don't know perfect timing. It was six years earlier. Different. Okay,
what what I can't hear froggy that, well, I'm sorry,

(11:27):
what froggy, that was kind of addicting, you say, But
never mind. How would great Tea have done his job here?
All during COVID we never got to that point. He
was already gone. What we have done, would have done
like stuff at home on hand. Well, here we are
today and we're doing it this way, and it's all good.
We're all happy how it turned it is. Yes, have
your daughters put some money on the floor for butt bucks?

(11:52):
He want to do you guys want to do a
quick run of but on. We can't do that. We
can books. Ever, we cannot have a grown man in
his aid stand out. And you know, and they're older now,
so now they've got the Internet and they're watching it
all the time Internet. You know what popped up on
my camera the other day when we that we had

(12:13):
that party at your house, Elvis, and he he was
naked the whole time, the whole party, well every picture
teen everyone's clothed, but teeth naked. How about Elvis's wedding
when he gave the heart felt speech book naked? Was
his dick out right next to me and then stuck
a line in his ass that was then you try,
you try to make it out with my husband in
the bed he was doing the show. We have video

(12:34):
of it, like what you're doing on the honeymoon with that.
That was weird. That was really weird because you know,
we've been making on your pool tables, Elvis all the time.
Wherever he goes, I want to be there with him.
I'm gonna go home with him now after this Brent
Tea's defense though he never had sex where you're sitting, Elvis.
I have this picture on my phone all right times.

(12:56):
We gotta get out of here. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well thanks for sitting in to day. I'll miss you
guys tomorrow. You know what they say, you can go
back home, So go back home. We love you. We'll
see you guys tomorrow. Have a great day. Thanks. Listen
to our podcast we're watching as well, The Fifteen Minute

(13:16):
Morning Show.