July 19, 2021 • 16 mins
What are some arguments you have at home that seem so silly? Also we talk about super powers and going to the bathroom!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present show the beginning of the podcast. Ye, casual, you
know you're plugged. I don't hear Sam, I was right,
(00:26):
it was not plugged in. Nope, you're plugged in, thank you. Alright, alright,
so some of those are here, Nate, Yeah, I'm here
with us and Garrett and gar just kind of popped
right in there, slid in before we get into it.
Can I can I show you guys something? Yeah? I
(00:48):
just know those ask gaskets you use cover the toilet
seat in public bathrooms, gaskets. This is the one. Like,
how then do you even use this pulling it out?
I am careful, I'm working now. You have to live
up and then down. That's how you lift up and
(01:08):
then down. These things are just designed to see. It
just popped apart. This thing is useless. I like that
you brought it back for evidence about how useless? Right?
I mean, it's that's a one. Let me put it
this way. It's not the actual one to use. I
just showed you the example of what happens when you
pull these things out. I actually take the first one out,
white the seat with it, then use another one to
(01:29):
cover Oh, I always wipe the seat with toilet paper.
It's much more absorbent. I'm glad you're not trying to
you how to wipe your ass with one of those,
because there was no toilet paper been there. Yeah, I
learned something about a year ago that I didn't know
for years. I used to struggle to get those to
(01:49):
stay on because I used to put the flap on
the butt half of the seat, right. But if you
turn it around and put it by the penis or
the vagina side of the seat, it works much better.
And then he hits it and keeps it in. But
if you poop on it and pull it down and
so your dick doesn't hit the rim toilet too beautiful. Yeah,
(02:09):
d p, that's what William calls him. That's got nothing
to do with your balls dipping in the water. That's
a completely different problem. In particular terminal at the airport.
You have old man balls, or there's too much water
in the toilet, one of the other. You need to
put like a latex glove around your sack before you
(02:30):
sit on the toilet. He's down with O M B. Yeah,
you know Scotty all right? Anybody else, No's early in
the podcast to be talking about poop, but usually end
it that way. You ever, shouldn't a urinal Why Okay,
did you had a topic? I'm not really sure I can.
(02:53):
I can pitch it after what Scotty just dropped. But
I was talking about petty fights that you get into
with your significant other, like the one thing that every
time it's brought up between the two of you, it
becomes a battle. Because with Brandon and I, that battle
is the definition of walking distance. I say something is
(03:14):
walking distance. He says, I'm a psychopath and you should
only drive that far. And his limit is like three
blocks because he doesn't live in the New York City
area around here. I think all of us, maybe, with
the exception of Scary, walk a lot to know. I
know Scary like Suber, He's like, f that noise I'm
not trying to get sweaty is disgusting. I want to Uber.
(03:34):
That's exactly how my boyfriend is. So anytime I say
oh yeah, we can just walk there, boom, it's like
an immediate argument. And I know that there are couples
who get into a fight about one thing all the time,
and I just want to know what it was. I
need to feel normal. Yeah, yeah, mines driving like so
my wife Vali would be like, no, you could drive.
So we'll start driving, and then all of a sudden,
I get like a cold pilot next to me, going, hey,
(03:55):
just watch out for that person right over there. That's
a stop sign right there. Hey hey, hey, no no, no no,
two clotes right there. If you wanted to drive, just
say hey, you know, i'll drive, but you gave me
the permission to drive, so I'll drive. I have. It's
it's the way we go. Somewhere in the words, I'm
I'm somebody who likes to take the shortest route. Lisa
will go twenty miles out of her way to take
(04:16):
an interstate and I'm like, you realize you just wasted
so much time and gas, Like it's quicker to go.
Oh no, it's it's it's it's not faster, you know
it is faster. So the other day I proved to
her that it was faster, and then it was, well,
it's just because you caught the lights correctly, and it
caused for me and my girlfriend. It's it's it's the
timing thing, the punctuality, the getting ready, because when whenever
(04:39):
we go out on whatever on a Saturday night. Let's say,
and I said, Hey, we have to leave at nine
pm sharp to be there at nine thirty. I know,
in my head, my calculation tells me I need to
jump in the shower at you know, for me, I
need twenty minutes to get ready. I can take a
shower at forty to be ready at nine o'clock. But
for some reason, she doesn't have an internal clock. She
always if it's she's very like nine. I'm like, what
(05:04):
are you doing? You're up? You gotta lie about the time.
Then it takes your ninety minutes to get ready. That
that's a whole other arguments like the length of time
she spend, that's about right for a girl. If you're
your hair, she uses three every time. But scari is
right in this case. So if you know it takes
you ninety minutes and we have to leave at nine o'clock,
(05:25):
don't start getting ready at seven. Don't do that? Like
stay agree with that. I agree with that. I'm just saying,
for a girl, an hour and a half is not
an exorbitant amount of time to spend getting ready. It
does take a minute, right, So, but but what Froggy
is saying, is really the more important thing? All right,
you're getting the shower, just click. But you could make
(05:47):
it better for yourself if you just start lying more.
The three towels the hair or the body, And what's
the third one? I don't know. She's just three towels.
She uses three freaking towels every time at least, like
all of your arguments are things that are really applicable
in the real world. Me and William all the time
fight over which of our preferred superpowers are better. If
(06:08):
we could snap our fingers and have a superpower. I'm
not kidding. It's been three years and I say that
being a jumper is the best superpower ever. And he
says he wants to be able to freeze time. What
I mean being a jumper, Like if I like close
my eyes, I could be in Hawaii for lunch real
quick and then back. Yeah, but there's a movie about
it called Jumper, and that's why to me it is jumping.
But he thinks that it's way better to be able
(06:30):
to pause time because then you could have whatever amount
of time you want to do anything. But to me,
that doesn't account for traveling or traffic. No, I don't
know if any of you guys actually watched Heroes. Did
you guys watch fabulous show? Peter Petrolli had the greatest
power of all time, and his was the ability to
absorb any information and learn anything. So that means if
there is a power, he liked you want to be invisible?
(06:51):
He just touched the person. He can be a visible.
That sounds like wishing for more wishes. Here's the problem
with pausing time? Hero had the problem, and if it was,
it was an old TV show, A long time ago
girl called the Girl the gold Watch and Everything where
you could take the gold Watch and pause time, which
he used to go up to girls on the beach
and like on string their bikinis and then put time
(07:13):
back in their bikinis that fall off. So glad he
used it for good? Yeah, used for good. Here's the problem.
When you pause time, you keep aging, but the people
you pause don't, so over time. Tell William he keeps
pausing time, He's going to be an old man while
you're jumping around teleporting. Okay, because all this is factual,
and that's exactly how can we can you guys help
(07:33):
me finish this? Quarrel is my power better than his.
Wait a minute, you just talked about Peter Petrelli from Bush. Yeah,
it's a bullshit conversation, but it's still an argument, you
know what, It's all bullshit. You either learn how to
fly or you're invisible. Other than that, fucking no, Oh
you're so old school with your superhero thought brow did
you read that on my Space? When did I miss
(07:57):
while I was out? Petty argument you get into with
your significance and Sam is wrong, just bitter invisible? Mine
is um Like I always say, we can replace it,
Like if something breaks, I go, oh, sorry, we'll just
get a new one, and he goes, that is not
the answer. The answer is to take care of your stuff.
(08:19):
We don't replace things. I think Froggy has the same
argument with Lisa, and I'm just like, yeah, but it's
old anyway, that's but we've had it forever. And and
I'm like, okay, whatever, We're not made of money. Do
you not realize that that just happened? That just happened
in my house? We got a new we got new appliances,
so we got a new oven, and with the oven
came these vent looking things and we didn't know where
(08:39):
to put them. They're just they're not on the oven,
so they're extra and they're just laying on the side.
And I said, let's just put these in the garage.
Why we don't need them. If we ever need them,
we'll buy them. We'll buy them again. Like, what are
you talking about? What's your petty fight, Scottie? Is that
what it is? Oh, I don't have any petty fights.
Stop it. Everyone has a significant out. No, I was.
(09:06):
I was actually thinking the exact same thing that Scary said,
because you know, we'll have reservations and I'm tapping my
foot downstairs. And I know that that makes her crazy,
but I like, I like to be on time for things.
I'm very puncture. I'm always the first one at a party.
I know that that's not cool, but that's like lame.
There is nothing worse than trying to get Lesa's ready
and Danielle at the same time. It is just disaster.
(09:28):
You were never going on times, You'll you might as
well just go ahead of them and let them be
an hour later. If you were a jumper, you could
just cut out the transit time. I'm just saying yes,
But and I told Gandhi this in my defense, when
we were in Nashville, I was the first one in
the uber every single day. My family, they're still getting ready.
(09:49):
I was downstairs. I was first, and I would point
out because central time is that why? And they're boys,
but they took forever. I'm like, dude, let's go, Froggy.
If Lisa had William's power, she could freeze time, take
as long as she wants to get dressed. Then unfreeze
time and she'd be ready. Yeah, but then if you
(10:10):
tell her she'd age, she would never use that superpower.
Froggy's not dumb enough to tell that loophole way. So
then that leaves Nate and Brody with the petty fights. Right,
is Nate on the microphone back to wait, does that
mean he was out earlier when we were talking about
the poop? Yeah, okay whatever, Alright, I don't care anymore. Okay,
(10:36):
mine is when I walk into the house, I take
my shoes off, but I don't put them where the
shoes are supposed to go, so I just set them there.
And you know, I don't like wet shoes going on
a like a shelf, so I put them somewhere to dry.
But she doesn't like that. Because they're not where they're
supposed to go. Well, do you put them away when
they are dry or do they live there forever? I'm
(10:59):
just gonna put them back on. So that's one. Um.
I like to have stuff in piles, right, because that's
just my organization systems, my piles of stuff everywhere, like bills.
Sounds very Hordish. Yeah, So she's trying to get me
organized by putting them in like baskets in a way.
(11:20):
But then I forget about it, like they start arguing
like where's my medical bills? Like, Oh, they're in the
basket in the closet. I won't know that have piles?
How do how any bills have gone unpaid in my house?
Because Amy puts them in a place that I would
never even think to look. Brother, she's saving your money,
scott ladies twice as much. And then there's a Scotty
(11:47):
has no lights in the house, nothing's working. Why am
I not allowed to go back to the hospital. You've
been banned for life? Brodie? What's your petty fight? Oh?
We fight all the time to whether or not I
should be able to talk about our private life on
podcast share as a joke. No, we fight we fight
(12:10):
over dishwashers, silverware, drawing rack rules. So the way she
was raised, she grew up with a dishwasher in a house.
I grew up in an apartment where we didn't have
a dishwasher. We were the dishwashers. So I like to
leave things in the dish rack to dry, because that's
what we did. No, you can't do that. It has
to go in the machine and then write from the machine.
(12:31):
Did the cabinet? Can't put it in the drawing rack.
But it's called a drawing rack. No, we don't try
things there. And the forks because her mother did this,
the forks have to go times up. They might well,
I hate you too. Then if you put the you know, Danielle,
explain why it's a rule in your house, because Sheldon
(12:53):
told me that was the rule in the house. Yeah.
I was putting everything down, the knives, everything, and and
for years or for months whatever, what are you doing?
So now everything goes up? And you know why I
did it because I was like, you know, what if
it means that much to him that I'm going to
do it, Yes, knives too, I think I'm gonna slit
(13:14):
my wrist. Take the silverware out without touching the times,
so your your man handling the tips of the forks
to get them out to dumbest thing. Also, you can't
you all the plates have to face the middle right
from the sides, but the face the middle from the
front and the back, because apparently the machine, even though
it spins, won't clean the plates facing the front or
(13:34):
facing the back doesn't make any sense. One more plate,
this room for one more plate. I'll slip the plate
in right in the front, so I'll close it and
I'll run the machine. But then I have to set
a thing in my phone that I gotta be the
one to empty it, because otherwise, if that plates there,
what are you putting the plate in front? Four? Now,
it's not gonna get clean, even though I go, look
(13:55):
it's clean that you never show you right, never show
you damn damn. I'll leave the dishes in the sink
from that one. I don't care good for you. I
asked this question on Instagram, and the majority of the
answers I got back were we always fight about where
we're going to eat because they argue, apparently, And then
the dishwasher thing. Some people leave the dishes in the
(14:17):
sink and other people get I rate that you didn't
put the dishes in the dishwasher when the sink is
right next to it. So those are okay, dump which
is great. Lord. You only fight when we you know
when it's time to go out on. So you all
you put like papers and stuff in your washer and dryer, right,
(14:37):
and you send all your stuff out to get dry cleaned. Yes,
So these three towels that Robin uses when she se
at your house, you send them out to get dry cleaned. Absolutely,
Oh my god, that's not dry clean. That's the called
the washing fold for you. Oh yeah. He sends everything out, say,
(15:00):
and it comes back two days later in a nice
neat pile. That's how I fold, you know, the the
fitted sheets. Because you have a washer and dryer, don't you. Yeah,
storage right now, I've never used it one time. I
have here and there. You can do laundry, right, I can. Okay,
I even have this, like I have a detergent. I got. Ever,
(15:24):
there are people that carry heavy laundry bags up and
down five and six flights of stairs to the laundrymat
six blocks away in the rain. And this this boogie
bastard doesn't do a wash with a wash because I can.
I mean, he's not wrong and I'm not wrong for it.
Not everything comes nice stacked in a nice little square,
and it goes right back on my shelf. Include those
(15:46):
fitted sheets. I hope, I hope you at least charge
your girlfriend for the three towels everythide you know they're heavy.
On this note, blessed be the people that are like
Gandhi and Andrew and have a washer and dryer and
offer it to me so that I can. You said,
when I need to, Scary would have to move all
his bills of public whoever wants to come use it,
and we thank you for your girlfriends there. Do you
(16:07):
use one of those three towels to clean up when
you guys are done, so you're not wanting another towel
on Sunday mornings after CBS Sunday Morning. Why you do
that to me? The fact that you know, oh God,
he sends those out to those poor people. Can we
end podcast now? Can you imagine ended five minutes ago
coming out how much underwear with like skid marks on
(16:27):
it they see at these places. It's like the movie
The Sweetest Thing Now, very uncomfortable. So oh no, we
are over. We are good topic, good topic. Hat at
Scary Jones, everybody, fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present show the beginning of the podcast. Ye, casual, you
know you're plugged. I don't hear Sam, I was right,
(00:26):
it was not plugged in. Nope, you're plugged in, thank you. Alright, alright,
so some of those are here, Nate, Yeah, I'm here
with us and Garrett and gar just kind of popped
right in there, slid in before we get into it.
Can I can I show you guys something? Yeah? I
(00:48):
just know those ask gaskets you use cover the toilet
seat in public bathrooms, gaskets. This is the one. Like,
how then do you even use this pulling it out?
I am careful, I'm working now. You have to live
up and then down. That's how you lift up and
(01:08):
then down. These things are just designed to see. It
just popped apart. This thing is useless. I like that
you brought it back for evidence about how useless? Right?
I mean, it's that's a one. Let me put it
this way. It's not the actual one to use. I
just showed you the example of what happens when you
pull these things out. I actually take the first one out,
white the seat with it, then use another one to
(01:29):
cover Oh, I always wipe the seat with toilet paper.
It's much more absorbent. I'm glad you're not trying to
you how to wipe your ass with one of those,
because there was no toilet paper been there. Yeah, I
learned something about a year ago that I didn't know
for years. I used to struggle to get those to
(01:49):
stay on because I used to put the flap on
the butt half of the seat, right. But if you
turn it around and put it by the penis or
the vagina side of the seat, it works much better.
And then he hits it and keeps it in. But
if you poop on it and pull it down and
so your dick doesn't hit the rim toilet too beautiful. Yeah,
(02:09):
d p, that's what William calls him. That's got nothing
to do with your balls dipping in the water. That's
a completely different problem. In particular terminal at the airport.
You have old man balls, or there's too much water
in the toilet, one of the other. You need to
put like a latex glove around your sack before you
(02:30):
sit on the toilet. He's down with O M B. Yeah,
you know Scotty all right? Anybody else, No's early in
the podcast to be talking about poop, but usually end
it that way. You ever, shouldn't a urinal Why Okay,
did you had a topic? I'm not really sure I can.
(02:53):
I can pitch it after what Scotty just dropped. But
I was talking about petty fights that you get into
with your significant other, like the one thing that every
time it's brought up between the two of you, it
becomes a battle. Because with Brandon and I, that battle
is the definition of walking distance. I say something is
(03:14):
walking distance. He says, I'm a psychopath and you should
only drive that far. And his limit is like three
blocks because he doesn't live in the New York City
area around here. I think all of us, maybe, with
the exception of Scary, walk a lot to know. I
know Scary like Suber, He's like, f that noise I'm
not trying to get sweaty is disgusting. I want to Uber.
(03:34):
That's exactly how my boyfriend is. So anytime I say
oh yeah, we can just walk there, boom, it's like
an immediate argument. And I know that there are couples
who get into a fight about one thing all the time,
and I just want to know what it was. I
need to feel normal. Yeah, yeah, mines driving like so
my wife Vali would be like, no, you could drive.
So we'll start driving, and then all of a sudden,
I get like a cold pilot next to me, going, hey,
(03:55):
just watch out for that person right over there. That's
a stop sign right there. Hey hey, hey, no no, no no,
two clotes right there. If you wanted to drive, just
say hey, you know, i'll drive, but you gave me
the permission to drive, so I'll drive. I have. It's
it's the way we go. Somewhere in the words, I'm
I'm somebody who likes to take the shortest route. Lisa
will go twenty miles out of her way to take
(04:16):
an interstate and I'm like, you realize you just wasted
so much time and gas, Like it's quicker to go.
Oh no, it's it's it's it's not faster, you know
it is faster. So the other day I proved to
her that it was faster, and then it was, well,
it's just because you caught the lights correctly, and it
caused for me and my girlfriend. It's it's it's the
timing thing, the punctuality, the getting ready, because when whenever
(04:39):
we go out on whatever on a Saturday night. Let's say,
and I said, Hey, we have to leave at nine
pm sharp to be there at nine thirty. I know,
in my head, my calculation tells me I need to
jump in the shower at you know, for me, I
need twenty minutes to get ready. I can take a
shower at forty to be ready at nine o'clock. But
for some reason, she doesn't have an internal clock. She
always if it's she's very like nine. I'm like, what
(05:04):
are you doing? You're up? You gotta lie about the time.
Then it takes your ninety minutes to get ready. That
that's a whole other arguments like the length of time
she spend, that's about right for a girl. If you're
your hair, she uses three every time. But scari is
right in this case. So if you know it takes
you ninety minutes and we have to leave at nine o'clock,
(05:25):
don't start getting ready at seven. Don't do that? Like
stay agree with that. I agree with that. I'm just saying,
for a girl, an hour and a half is not
an exorbitant amount of time to spend getting ready. It
does take a minute, right, So, but but what Froggy
is saying, is really the more important thing? All right,
you're getting the shower, just click. But you could make
(05:47):
it better for yourself if you just start lying more.
The three towels the hair or the body, And what's
the third one? I don't know. She's just three towels.
She uses three freaking towels every time at least, like
all of your arguments are things that are really applicable
in the real world. Me and William all the time
fight over which of our preferred superpowers are better. If
(06:08):
we could snap our fingers and have a superpower. I'm
not kidding. It's been three years and I say that
being a jumper is the best superpower ever. And he
says he wants to be able to freeze time. What
I mean being a jumper, Like if I like close
my eyes, I could be in Hawaii for lunch real
quick and then back. Yeah, but there's a movie about
it called Jumper, and that's why to me it is jumping.
But he thinks that it's way better to be able
(06:30):
to pause time because then you could have whatever amount
of time you want to do anything. But to me,
that doesn't account for traveling or traffic. No, I don't
know if any of you guys actually watched Heroes. Did
you guys watch fabulous show? Peter Petrolli had the greatest
power of all time, and his was the ability to
absorb any information and learn anything. So that means if
there is a power, he liked you want to be invisible?
(06:51):
He just touched the person. He can be a visible.
That sounds like wishing for more wishes. Here's the problem
with pausing time? Hero had the problem, and if it was,
it was an old TV show, A long time ago
girl called the Girl the gold Watch and Everything where
you could take the gold Watch and pause time, which
he used to go up to girls on the beach
and like on string their bikinis and then put time
(07:13):
back in their bikinis that fall off. So glad he
used it for good? Yeah, used for good. Here's the problem.
When you pause time, you keep aging, but the people
you pause don't, so over time. Tell William he keeps
pausing time, He's going to be an old man while
you're jumping around teleporting. Okay, because all this is factual,
and that's exactly how can we can you guys help
(07:33):
me finish this? Quarrel is my power better than his.
Wait a minute, you just talked about Peter Petrelli from Bush. Yeah,
it's a bullshit conversation, but it's still an argument, you
know what, It's all bullshit. You either learn how to
fly or you're invisible. Other than that, fucking no, Oh
you're so old school with your superhero thought brow did
you read that on my Space? When did I miss
(07:57):
while I was out? Petty argument you get into with
your significance and Sam is wrong, just bitter invisible? Mine
is um Like I always say, we can replace it,
Like if something breaks, I go, oh, sorry, we'll just
get a new one, and he goes, that is not
the answer. The answer is to take care of your stuff.
(08:19):
We don't replace things. I think Froggy has the same
argument with Lisa, and I'm just like, yeah, but it's
old anyway, that's but we've had it forever. And and
I'm like, okay, whatever, We're not made of money. Do
you not realize that that just happened? That just happened
in my house? We got a new we got new appliances,
so we got a new oven, and with the oven
came these vent looking things and we didn't know where
(08:39):
to put them. They're just they're not on the oven,
so they're extra and they're just laying on the side.
And I said, let's just put these in the garage.
Why we don't need them. If we ever need them,
we'll buy them. We'll buy them again. Like, what are
you talking about? What's your petty fight, Scottie? Is that
what it is? Oh, I don't have any petty fights.
Stop it. Everyone has a significant out. No, I was.
(09:06):
I was actually thinking the exact same thing that Scary said,
because you know, we'll have reservations and I'm tapping my
foot downstairs. And I know that that makes her crazy,
but I like, I like to be on time for things.
I'm very puncture. I'm always the first one at a party.
I know that that's not cool, but that's like lame.
There is nothing worse than trying to get Lesa's ready
and Danielle at the same time. It is just disaster.
(09:28):
You were never going on times, You'll you might as
well just go ahead of them and let them be
an hour later. If you were a jumper, you could
just cut out the transit time. I'm just saying yes,
But and I told Gandhi this in my defense, when
we were in Nashville, I was the first one in
the uber every single day. My family, they're still getting ready.
(09:49):
I was downstairs. I was first, and I would point
out because central time is that why? And they're boys,
but they took forever. I'm like, dude, let's go, Froggy.
If Lisa had William's power, she could freeze time, take
as long as she wants to get dressed. Then unfreeze
time and she'd be ready. Yeah, but then if you
(10:10):
tell her she'd age, she would never use that superpower.
Froggy's not dumb enough to tell that loophole way. So
then that leaves Nate and Brody with the petty fights. Right,
is Nate on the microphone back to wait, does that
mean he was out earlier when we were talking about
the poop? Yeah, okay whatever, Alright, I don't care anymore. Okay,
(10:36):
mine is when I walk into the house, I take
my shoes off, but I don't put them where the
shoes are supposed to go, so I just set them there.
And you know, I don't like wet shoes going on
a like a shelf, so I put them somewhere to dry.
But she doesn't like that. Because they're not where they're
supposed to go. Well, do you put them away when
they are dry or do they live there forever? I'm
(10:59):
just gonna put them back on. So that's one. Um.
I like to have stuff in piles, right, because that's
just my organization systems, my piles of stuff everywhere, like bills.
Sounds very Hordish. Yeah, So she's trying to get me
organized by putting them in like baskets in a way.
(11:20):
But then I forget about it, like they start arguing
like where's my medical bills? Like, Oh, they're in the
basket in the closet. I won't know that have piles?
How do how any bills have gone unpaid in my house?
Because Amy puts them in a place that I would
never even think to look. Brother, she's saving your money,
scott ladies twice as much. And then there's a Scotty
(11:47):
has no lights in the house, nothing's working. Why am
I not allowed to go back to the hospital. You've
been banned for life? Brodie? What's your petty fight? Oh?
We fight all the time to whether or not I
should be able to talk about our private life on
podcast share as a joke. No, we fight we fight
(12:10):
over dishwashers, silverware, drawing rack rules. So the way she
was raised, she grew up with a dishwasher in a house.
I grew up in an apartment where we didn't have
a dishwasher. We were the dishwashers. So I like to
leave things in the dish rack to dry, because that's
what we did. No, you can't do that. It has
to go in the machine and then write from the machine.
(12:31):
Did the cabinet? Can't put it in the drawing rack.
But it's called a drawing rack. No, we don't try
things there. And the forks because her mother did this,
the forks have to go times up. They might well,
I hate you too. Then if you put the you know, Danielle,
explain why it's a rule in your house, because Sheldon
(12:53):
told me that was the rule in the house. Yeah.
I was putting everything down, the knives, everything, and and
for years or for months whatever, what are you doing?
So now everything goes up? And you know why I
did it because I was like, you know, what if
it means that much to him that I'm going to
do it, Yes, knives too, I think I'm gonna slit
(13:14):
my wrist. Take the silverware out without touching the times,
so your your man handling the tips of the forks
to get them out to dumbest thing. Also, you can't
you all the plates have to face the middle right
from the sides, but the face the middle from the
front and the back, because apparently the machine, even though
it spins, won't clean the plates facing the front or
(13:34):
facing the back doesn't make any sense. One more plate,
this room for one more plate. I'll slip the plate
in right in the front, so I'll close it and
I'll run the machine. But then I have to set
a thing in my phone that I gotta be the
one to empty it, because otherwise, if that plates there,
what are you putting the plate in front? Four? Now,
it's not gonna get clean, even though I go, look
(13:55):
it's clean that you never show you right, never show
you damn damn. I'll leave the dishes in the sink
from that one. I don't care good for you. I
asked this question on Instagram, and the majority of the
answers I got back were we always fight about where
we're going to eat because they argue, apparently, And then
the dishwasher thing. Some people leave the dishes in the
(14:17):
sink and other people get I rate that you didn't
put the dishes in the dishwasher when the sink is
right next to it. So those are okay, dump which
is great. Lord. You only fight when we you know
when it's time to go out on. So you all
you put like papers and stuff in your washer and dryer, right,
(14:37):
and you send all your stuff out to get dry cleaned. Yes,
So these three towels that Robin uses when she se
at your house, you send them out to get dry cleaned. Absolutely,
Oh my god, that's not dry clean. That's the called
the washing fold for you. Oh yeah. He sends everything out, say,
(15:00):
and it comes back two days later in a nice
neat pile. That's how I fold, you know, the the
fitted sheets. Because you have a washer and dryer, don't you. Yeah,
storage right now, I've never used it one time. I
have here and there. You can do laundry, right, I can. Okay,
I even have this, like I have a detergent. I got. Ever,
(15:24):
there are people that carry heavy laundry bags up and
down five and six flights of stairs to the laundrymat
six blocks away in the rain. And this this boogie
bastard doesn't do a wash with a wash because I can.
I mean, he's not wrong and I'm not wrong for it.
Not everything comes nice stacked in a nice little square,
and it goes right back on my shelf. Include those
(15:46):
fitted sheets. I hope, I hope you at least charge
your girlfriend for the three towels everythide you know they're heavy.
On this note, blessed be the people that are like
Gandhi and Andrew and have a washer and dryer and
offer it to me so that I can. You said,
when I need to, Scary would have to move all
his bills of public whoever wants to come use it,
and we thank you for your girlfriends there. Do you
(16:07):
use one of those three towels to clean up when
you guys are done, so you're not wanting another towel
on Sunday mornings after CBS Sunday Morning. Why you do
that to me? The fact that you know, oh God,
he sends those out to those poor people. Can we
end podcast now? Can you imagine ended five minutes ago
coming out how much underwear with like skid marks on
(16:27):
it they see at these places. It's like the movie
The Sweetest Thing Now, very uncomfortable. So oh no, we
are over. We are good topic, good topic. Hat at
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