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July 14, 2021 16 mins

What does Nate's dancing look like and how does everyone know all these terms?!?! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.
All right, it's the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. It's
gonna get weird today. Tell me right now? Did I
have the children around for this one? Yeah? Not safe

(00:25):
for work or children. There's Froggy in the house and
they're scary. And Nate left his whose microphone is that? Sam? Sam?
Sam left her post. It's empty, empty, little lonely microphone.
And there's Scotty b it does speaking of foul I
can get ready. Uh, And there's Danielle, and there's Gandhi
and Straight and Nate, and there's Garrett, and there's Dave

(00:47):
Brody in the den. Who is that? We're in the
Mets jersey behind you? Brody? Is that you? Yeah? You
know what? I just got this recently. Hold on a second.
It's my cardboard cutout from City Field that was at
all the games during the pandemic. Oh, now did you
get that from them? I picked it up for him.
It's nice picked it up for me. That's our friends

(01:07):
that send in the clowns in Long Island. They do
printing and stuff. That the ones that made my sign.
But anyway, they sent me my my picture that was
sitting at all the games while we couldn't. So can
I say something? And you can't get mad? Brodie? I
mean you might get mad this angle in the zoom room.
It appears as though you have a camel toe in

(01:28):
that picture. Oh, let's take a look. Look. Yeah, you're right.
I love it. No, don't hide it. It's just the
splint of the jersey. Like, yeah, definitely all right, even

(01:48):
if it was, you know it's gonna be bad. Don't
get made. Listen, I didn't get mad after watching yesterday's
fifteen minute morning show, so I'm not gonna get mad today. True,
you shouldn't you guys talk about me when I wasn't on.
I defended you the entire time. Did you started it?
So I started imbout complaining this is good. This gives

(02:11):
people a reason to go back and watch. Yeah, well
my kids. My kids walked in on me watching it
like that, you're really watching yourself? Interesting concept? Now you
were not. I said, I was watching the pot remember
yesterday when we lost WiFi in the house, I'm watching
that part. They were like, okay, you're watching yourself. Um

(02:35):
So a moment ago on the show, we decided to
do an old school Time Machine song, and we started
playing one of our favorite songs from Share called Believe
You Know and Gun Yes. Tell everyone, and if you're
watching this you'll see it. Tell everyone what you saw
Nate do when the song started. He was so into
dancing to the song. What did he do? He started dancing,

(02:58):
but he was dancing like this us And you'll have
to watch it to be able to understand he was
doing this. Yeah, it's like he had to shake weight.
It was like he had to something else's in his
hand going right in his face exactly, and I saw
the same thing. It looked like he was like, we
call it skiing. We have a guy's thing in your

(03:18):
left hand and a guy's thing in your right hand,
and you like, do this. I thought another game, Well,
it's skiing, isn't What do you what do you call it?
I thought it was double barreling, barreling, like doing like
doing a handy with two guys at the same time.
That's some coordination though, like if you're a lefty or

(03:39):
a righty, it's hard to do the same thing at
the same time with both hands. How do you know this?
I'm just thinking that wouldn't you do this? You mean
like like the double are they standing behind you or
under you? Like? What angle are you at? If they're
behind you? You're cross country skiing. And I just point

(04:00):
out you guys all must be dealing with some giant
penises because the way your hands are moving, it's like
a foot up and down. Notice the crab nucking. If
you're sitting down, you could call it wheel like the
wheelchair rely because you're actual wheel Oh yeah, it's like
a wheelchair. Cool. We're learning so much to Yeah, but froggy,

(04:24):
you're not going backwards then you're just going one way.
You're rolling it the thing called where you control the
person's hand that's on your finger. But Nate taught me
that prostitution. Wait what excuse me? Nate taught you that
the commercial a while ago. He was like, hey, have
you ever heard of a double Dutch rudder? Double double

(04:47):
Dutch rudder? Is that if the leap in rolls, at
least get the story right? The Dutch rudder. The double
Dutch rudders when you're doing it to two guys at once. Okay,
so we're talking about that was my favorite song from
the I told him the Dutch rudder is can I say, okay,
I'll sad. It's when you have your hand on your
own thing and then the guy just moves up your

(05:10):
arms so he's not really touching it, right, So it's okay.
Why so so you're not gay if you do that? Yeah,
it's okay. Okay, double so that would hurt, you know,
double duchess. You take to two guys and you move
both their forearms. You you have to take their arms.
That's like it's like comfortable. It's like doing them by

(05:31):
remote control in a way like what's going on would
like it's not like crew crew rowboating like in college
with they hate. You know who loves to talk about
skiing between two guys is Uncle Johnny. Can we get
him in? It'll be twenty minutes. Yea, hurry, hurry if
somebody send him the links him. You know you're gonna
have to morning translation. Yeah, I'm gonna watch the fifty

(05:59):
of the board. Oh my gosh, I gotta figure out again.
I'm calling Uncle Johnny, Danielle. You know he texts me
and he won't be able to hear you. Okay, here
we go. He always answers where is he? He's got
his hands full Hello, Uncle Johnny. Are you awake? I

(06:24):
just woke up. Oh good, we'll welcome to the day. Hey,
if we send you a link, can you join us
in the zoom room or is it too early for
it's on your text message it's well, I don't look
very well today. Okay, we'll do it tomorrow then that
would be great. Okay, love you, Uncle Johnny. Okay, well
we'll do it tomorrow. There talking about how he can

(06:44):
get We can start preparing now. You know what we
want to talk about is how you like to go skiing? Skiing,
you know between two guys. Yes, I have to say
about that. All right, we gotta go to love you
Uncle Johnny. We'll put you on tomorrow then, okay, okay,

(07:05):
love you okay, So he'll he'll take him a day
to get on the zoo. He had to put his
hair on and his teeth in. And yesterday you were
talking about sexual mentors like people. You have learned some
sexual things from Uncle Johnny. Has taught me a whole
lot about stuff that I had no idea existed or
people could get into those positions, or that that even

(07:26):
felt good. So thank you. Uncle Johnny. Is the original
urban dictionary. Brandon, Hey, uncle Johnny taught me this. Let
me let's try it out. I believe he actually said
one of the positions to Brandon, and Brandon was like,
well that just sounds painful. Uncle Johnny has seen and
experienced at all. He in murv not here to talk

(07:50):
about it. Who who are we to doubt it? Weren't
you a professional skier at one time? No, we like
a little down on hill. Vote on you. Women can
ski too, that's true me So I've never done that
kind of skiing. No, so I just slide down the hill.

(08:18):
I told my skiing was just fired today because we
were texting during the show and she said something because
we were both bopping our heads to the one music
bed that scary plays. It's so and so we start
talking about playing air instruments and uh, I said it
would be great. We should just put together an air banding.

(08:39):
She goes, yeah, are OK. That's our Daniel. As far
as contributing to this fifteen minute morning show podcast, I
contributed to skiing topic. So now someone else's town. No, no, no, no,
I technically did that. Well No, Gandhi and I, you know.

(09:00):
Gandhi pointed out the fact that you look like you're
jerking guys off. And then I brought it up and so, no,
that's exactly what that was. Man. So so it's something
to move on to someone else's work, Gandhi and I've
done enough today. I'll sit back and enjoy the fruits
of our labor. It's like, nope, nope, I'm taking credit

(09:21):
for the topic. By the way, great, can we point out,
like you three, Nate, Elvis, and Froggy have on the
exact same color blue today. If you're watching this, it's
like like it's not even like a little bit of
a shade off, it's the exact you know what we
planned it while I was jerking them off earlier. If

(09:46):
you're a professional, ski pretty good at see. It helps
us communicate with each other a little bit when we're
so intimate with each other. I know what I was
going to talk Alvis. Do you remember a while ago
I told you that family moved into my neighborhood and
I did some research on them and found out that
he used to be whatever I Yes, the wife is
a fan of the show. Oh yes, why are you

(10:10):
talking about her again? She's awesome, She's awesome. Her husband's awesome,
her kids are awesome. We hung out with the other.
Is she listening to this show? I feel awful. I
don't know. I don't know if she's he's I don't
want the coach to kick my ass, so I'm gonna
say no. Uh. They're very nice people. But it's funny.
Be careful what you talk about because sometimes you think

(10:30):
they'll never hear that they heard it. No, I think
they always hear it. All the things that you're like, oh,
this is fine, No one's going to hear those are
the things everybody hears. People listen to this mess. People
actually listen to this crap. They do, and then they'll
tell a friend and they'll be like, go listen to
the show. It's on demand. You can hear it for yourself.
That's what I gotta be careful. Rodie still has camel toe.

(10:54):
I love it. It looks like he's wearing him Ven's romper.
And by the way, that blue matches all your blues.
But you weren't over for the meeting this morning, so
you know from here if you're watching this, uh, you
see Scotty B and Scary Straightenate and Garrett and Gandhi

(11:18):
all in the studio, and so here we are. She's
done the hallway. Yeah, and I'm gonna be in next week.
I'm excited about coming in. Okay, I will be there
next week to that sounded very convincing. Yeah, they were
very excited next week. How do I try out for
the team? You just make it. You don't have to

(11:41):
just get invited. It's invite only Scott, all right, someone
else to take over. We already talked about the Blues.
So I'm done. Yeah, that was your contribution. That was big.
She's big. It is big, but my house is big.
Danielle is doing the giant slalom at all. You remember
it's giant climbing the fire pole. A sloomer slobber. Can

(12:08):
I talk about this company, Marine Layer, who is very smart,
because I've I'm between a large and an extra large shirt.
Now you know, it's an extra large is a little
bit too big, and large is really like you could
see my belly. So they make a shirt called Larger
and it's great. And this is a larger shirt, so
it's in between a larger and extra large. I love
companies that are innovative like that. You know, what did

(12:31):
you say? That. I always thought that someone should invent
before the bump, and that's what it should be called.
Because when you're pregnant, you know, before you start showing,
you know, when your pants start getting tighter, you can't
there's nothing to wear because you're not in maternity clothes
yet and you're not in your regular clothes. So like
before the bump, I feel like there's something there, scotty shirt,

(12:55):
you're right, good, don't wear these pants though, right? Okay,
So from that angle, it doesn't look like a romper
because I can see your legs. But when you scoot
it down a little, the color of your shorts looks
to be the color of your legs, and that's why
it looks like a short rumper with a camel toe.
I made the mistake of wearing jew colored shorts that day.

(13:15):
Tasty legs match the thing. No matter what color they
would have been, you still would have seen the cock knuckle.
I wouldn't have mattered it over. Yet we've really done
nothing of any importance. It could be how much time
do we have left? Technically, Nick yells at me when

(13:36):
I tell the truth, because then he doesn't really much time.
Much time. Another two minutes, we're done, stupid, Like even
if you lie, like I don't know, that's what I
tell me all the time. He's like, why don't you
just lie and say it's fourteen we're done. I'm like, no,
no, no no, no no, because did you do that? Yes, Nate,
did you do that? You told him to lie about

(13:56):
the time. But even when you lie about the time,
the salutes on the internet still come at me like, hey,
you're short two minutes. Oh yeah, they're on a time
they let me's just tell you one more time. Just
because it's called the fifteen minute morning show podcast, it
doesn't mean it's going to be fifteen minutes everything. And
that's just the way it is. And you know what
it's like in the New York Post, the world famous

(14:16):
page six, it's never on page six, and sixty minutes.
It's maybe thirty eight minutes of content, yes, exactly. And
when you go for a massage and it's a sixty
minute massage, it is not a sixty minute massage. It's
usually less. It's like the talking time and all that
exactly because the meat hangs over with the button. And also,

(14:36):
speaking of meat, when you ask for a pound of
Turkey at the Delhi. They usually come a little shorter,
go a little heaven. Yeah, next usually tell you we
went over a little bit. What Delhi did you go to?
Where they go under? I'll stop him. I'm not touching
a coup. Earlier, I say we have a coon. Just
leap froggy here in the room. Oh why okay? Like

(15:00):
what you've done? No? No, with that, touggy Brodie can't
figure it out, by god, you know what. I can
figure out how a camera works? Thank you? What did
I do? Now? I'm left alone? No, don't don't do

(15:28):
that by froggy, frog, by frog. I don't know what
we're gonna talk about now, Okay, thanks, thanks for listening
to the fifteen Minute Morning Show. As you can see,
I have no friends. They're all assholes. But it's okay.
I love you. The listeners that are still here, thank
you very much. By don't kiss the asses right now?

(15:50):
Oh you're still here. You's more time? Can hear you
can still hear you? What I deal with? Bye, bye
bye The fifteen Minute Morning showm

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