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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show? So here we go, the fifteen minute morning
show podcast. I gotta tell you. I don't know if
you heard our show today, but we did the pyramid

(00:23):
game and it turned out to be just us fighting
each other, and it was it wasn't as fun as
we thought it would be. And then apparently I cursed
and I didn't even realize I wasn't allowed to say
that on the air. I've always said it. I thought
it was okay. Well, I think lately we've been asked
to stop using phrases like up your ass? What is next?
I know, I know they're taking all of our freedoms

(00:44):
away from it to be able to say have a
nice day. I mean, that's gonna be bad. Same thing.
People are unhinged anyway. So I think we can make
it up now if we play a fun game of
hot seat all right now, normal only I pick one
person out and ask them a question. But if you
feel like you have something to contribute, feel free to

(01:05):
answer in addition to that person that okay, okay, good,
but you do have to choose at least one person
that So I'm gonna actually start because I usually end
with myself, what have I done that might have put
me on a terrorist watched? You grow your hair out
like that? Yeah? So I remember when I was twenty something,
I had a friend who was living in Arizona at

(01:28):
the time, and he got his daughter for summer vacation.
He and his wife were divorced, and you know, mother
had the custody, but for summer vacation, she was gonna
stay with him. So I drove her to the airport,
this seven year old girl, right, and we're walking to
the gate because it was at the time where you
could walk the child to the gate and I could
get on the plane. And so we're going through t

(01:50):
s A security and she goes, why do we have
to walk through that thing? And I go, Okay, it
might because you might have a bomb or something, and
in full voice, like any child would go, what's the bomb?
Oh god? The liddle security all these people just turned.
I'm like, oh fuck, what's the bomb? Do you have
a bomb? Oh my god. It was the most awkward

(02:14):
I've ever felt in public in my entire life. Luckily
I didn't get stopped during Well that's good. Anybody else
on a terror watch this this is just staring. I
mean the way I look, I feel like it just
puts me on one all the time anyway, because well
I get stopped all the time going through T s
A for absolutely nothing. And I actually never really felt

(02:35):
that way. I come on whatever. And I was with
one of my best friends who was white, and she said,
holy shit, do you get this kind of screening every
time you go through? I said, I do, do you not?
She was like, no, I think it's a you thing. Okay. Wow.
For first time I ever went to Mexico with my family,
I was just diagnosed as a diabetic and it was

(02:56):
before you know, the technology has advanced so over the years, obviously,
so I had ringes and vials, and being the first
time traveling outside of the country with a disease that
I'm just getting used to, my family would pack bags
and bags of needles just in case something broke or
something like that. So I had bags upon bags and
vials upon vials of insulin. But again, if you if

(03:17):
you're not familiar with diabetes, you have no idea what
it is. So going through T s A at the checkpoint,
a lot of questions are always asked. For the first
few years of my trip. Where are you going with
all these needles? Where are you going with all these vials?
So you gotta think somebody at least thought I was
a drug dealer or my family was a drug dealer,
and I was smuggling in drugs somewhere and anywhere. I went,

(03:38):
oh yeah, okay, let the awkward silence set in and
then we move on the arguing. Is sounded better right now,
isn't it? Well? I know, he asked a question and
people are answering it. People are stepping up to the plate,
you know. But we talked about this on the podcast before,
But Scary should be on the watch list because of

(03:59):
that time. I put a piece of machinery with wires
coming out of it in his bag and his suitcase
and he got stopped at the airport. If you remember that,
I remember that. That was funny. That was not funny.
Lisa Lavanelli used to come in and the first thing
she would say was there's the terrorist in the corner,
seotypic terrorist. I didn't get it. I didn't understand. I

(04:20):
still I never understood that too. I looked the furthest
thing from what I mean, you know, I think Lisa Lapinelli.
She had to have at least one little dig for everyone.
She couldn't find one with you. That's what she went to.
Hold you a terrorist? Here you go, alright, moving, alright, Froggy.
I've never done anything it would put me on a
on a terrorist watch list ever. Know the excitement in
your face is just it's very very Let's go to

(04:42):
catching moment. Die. You were showing the statistics of your life.
What are you most surprised by? How many coke zeros
I drink? Okay, okay, ready, hold on, ready, I'll tell you.
So this is this is just today. This garbage came
was empty when I started this morning? Ready one? Oh lord,

(05:04):
oh my god, stop them. And this one still got
a little left in it. That's a big one morning.
Do you put that in there and then pull it
out as you want to have some more than to
put it back in? Oh? Yeah, I did, actually once
I already did. How much is the how many ounces
are each one? I said? The small bottles are twelve

(05:25):
ounces and this is a twenty ounce Jesus like you
drinking should day? Is there anything affecting with this stuff?
I don't know. And where we're recording this. It's only
nine thirty and that's just this morning. It's likely maybe
asked dr ho about that. Okay, this is coming from

(05:48):
the people who drink enough alcohol to like their livers
probably cure. But yeah, you're gonna you're gonna shoot on
me from my coke zero. Okay, maybe you drink I haven't.
I haven't had five cocktails so far this morning and
I'm thirty. Yeah, at this rate, will you drink another
four or five before the day is over? Or five?
Why would I stop there? Oh? Yeah, I'm I'm so

(06:08):
sure this is healthy. Frog, you should really check into it. Frog,
what's the most I think we know for sure it's
not healthy. You're very offensive about it to turn Frog. Yeah,
why why don't you just buy two liter bottles? It's
much cheaper than that, because because it's easier just to
bring one in here and drink it and then throw

(06:30):
it away and bring another one instead of like dirty
and cups and pouring it in there and then no, no,
it's not as convenient and it's exercised to go to
the refrigerator. Stop trying to save money. By the way,
Froggy about these coke zero, it's like me and sugar.
He obviously has a problem. But except I'm not going

(06:53):
to tell you I cut out the coke zero and
then pull out my seven bottles that I just drink.
There is that one donut does not hurt. I'm concerned.
Anybody else want to chime in on that topic. What
statistic would you be most surprised by about your life?
I think being on the phone? The phone one like
time on the phone will be that blows us all
the way lots of people. Yeah, you know what? Okay,

(07:14):
serious note. I think time wasted. Yeah, yeah, I agree
with you, and I think that that's going to be
traumatic for all of us. If we actually see that
time wasted. Mine might be how many curse words I used?
That we will be surprised. But back to the time
wasted thing, I think this these moments right now are
going to be included. Let's go to Gandhi. What is

(07:38):
something most people love but you hate? Cinnamon? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
cinnamon for sure. Um, the Kardashian's not a big fan.
Most people don't have a lot of music. But you
know what, if that were the case, they wouldn't be
everywhere all the time making billions of dollars, and I

(07:58):
think that there's a statistic if they put them on
a magazine cover, they sell out that magazine. It is,
But I mean, I will I look at a car accident,
but I don't like somebody to get into a car accident.
That's what they're like, a walking, talking car accident. That's
why they're walking around laughing atric because you're paying the money,
giving them the money. Maybe he was Kardashians and cinnamon

(08:19):
and um, that might be it. I don't really have
a ton of stuff that I hate that everybody else loves.
Term is disgusting and it shouldn't even exist. Still disgusting.
I think you all feel the same way. Yeah, oh,
friends hate friends, terrible terrible show friends not your actual

(08:40):
Yeah no, my own friends are great. The TV show
Friends is terrible and no one can convince me otherwise.
And I watched it and it was still terrible, terrible.
Good for you, anybody else want to chime in? You
don't have enough time for me. So you're a clever guy.
All right, you're homeless. What do you write on your
sign to get spare change? Um? Will not will not

(09:06):
annoy you for food? Wow, you'd be full. Yeah. No,
I actually the opposite. I said, well, not annoy. In
other words, I would annoy people and then if they
feed me, I walk away. No, I guess I would
try to make them laugh for food. That would be
that would be my time, and I try to write
something funny on the sign to prove that I could
do it. That was the question. Yeah, I would need

(09:29):
cash for hookers and coke just because you want to
does always work? Yea, does always work? People, you know,
it's like, that's funny. I'm gonna give this guy some money.
Need cash for bitcoin? That's good. I like, alright, Uh,
let's go to Danielle. Um oh questions the power to

(09:59):
make you instantly horny? I don't know. Oh, yeah, that's
not I think it's a fair question, Danielle. I feel
everyone should answer. Danielle. You like it when your husband
does uh tasks around the house. Yeah. I also like
when his breath smells like beer, which I know is
very strained and I knew you had answers in there. Absolutely,

(10:21):
you do shower hair, like right out of the shower
and just like wet but also gunt leyeah shampoo hair. Yeah,
there's least a breathing count is that that's something you
wouldn't do it if she stopped breathing, right, But if
she's breathing, I'm in the mood. I'm ready to go.
He draws the line somewhere. Okay, Elvis, Yes, and you

(10:47):
have to answer series. What meant the most to you?
What I'd have meant the most to you when you
were fifteen years old? Oh god, uh, I don't it's
been so long, Nate. How can I answer that question?
I would say my record collections? Good answer? Do you

(11:08):
still have it? Or did you get rid of all
the records? They're mostly gone? Yeah? What about you? Nate?
Fifteen years old? Fifteen Golden Girls videotapes? Answer the Golden Girls.
I don't know. I don't know. I can't you know
what I can't remember. I couldn't Scotty be get this question. Well,

(11:30):
it's not it's not what you think it is, Froggy.
He doesn't value that, Teddy Bear. To be quite honest,
my radio was very important. That's when I was super
into radio. I was a radio geek. And my radio
and my telephone so I could be called one hundred um.
That was that was really cool to me at that
stage of my life and I'm with you my CB radio.

(11:55):
I used to be on the CB from my house
the Citizens to handle Mr our friend, the bald Freaquent
was the brainiac. So we and we used to like
do like a like a little radio show illegally over
the Citizens band which is came and described what that is.
That's the breaker one nine thing that used to seeing

(12:15):
people call used to do you know that? That? On
the expressway near my house. It still says Nassau County
Police monitor CBE channel nineteen. Do they still still ubes?
Absolutely they do? Huh okay, uh, you know there's an
emergency the channel channel nine nine. Channel nine is the
emergency and channel nineteen is usually traffic. Correctly, yep, oh wow,

(12:37):
you remember that. I do it cool? Alright, let's go.
It's not cool. It's very uncool. What have you done that?
Nobody else in this zoom room has done? What have
I done? Oh? The radio show on the CB, you know,

(13:00):
a visit to Singapore, but Gandhi was with me on
that trip and I had sex with Robin Goodness? What
have I done? Anybody else means Elton John? Yes, anybody
else have a picture with helping John where it looks
like you'd rather be doing anything in the world rather
than I'm not. I'm not gonna be able to one

(13:22):
up Elvis on meeting celebrity meetings, so I'm not even
gonna go in that direction. Um what about Ali Mirs?
You met Alimers? Anybody help in the zoom room that
has bought a turkey for three hundred dollars? Anyone else? Elvis?
Do you never did that Williams Snoma deal could have Okay,

(13:42):
So yes, I don't know. I don't know if I've
done I think everybody's about wore dress shoes on the
beach in Miami, scaring sold square toad shoes on the beach.
What about throwing their back up because they yawned wrong.
I can't make fun of him there. I threw it
up brushing my teeth one day with hell happened to you,

(14:08):
Danielle threw a wall because the station went off the
air except for you throwing your back out during a
House of Paine jump around. You know what's funny. He
threw me against the wall and I actually threw markers
at his head back in the day. Remember remember that
he was trying to enter you from behind. You ever
trying to lick my neck, and I'm like, dude, I

(14:29):
saw the whole thing happen, and I took the marker
box because that was the closest thing to me, and
I shipped it at him. We were kids, We were
just please preface that it wasn't on. We were kids.
It was not last week. Okay, then I know police
prefaced that it was. Okay, then it's not okay. Now

(14:52):
I think we have filled up our fifteen minute requirement.
Oh did we cool? Nice? I hear the dogs. You
know those are Hi puppies. How are they doing? Brody?
Were they up to? They're balking at somebody coming to
the front door? Show us your puppies. They're upstairs all right,

(15:14):
Well alright, bye okay, bye bye h The fifteen minute
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