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July 5, 2021 16 mins

We let Garrett and Brody have a rebuttal to yesterday's podcast. Then we got extremely dirty so we suggest you listen with headphones or not at all!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presenting show? Who's starting? I did it started together. We'll say,
welcome to the fifteen minute morning show podcast. No, I'm

(00:26):
not doing that. Claim my time. We still have Elvis's
microphone on and his zoom even though he's not here.
Let me remove your Nate, Yeah, let me remove them
ready and watch it. Watch how quick this goes? By? Bye? Oh?
I don't want to report him though, Okay, going, yeah, Nate. Now, look,

(00:46):
Nate's not in his chair and everybody by everybody said
by natechnology kind of satisfying Brody's pists because nobody told
him we were starting. Brodie, we're starting. I don't thanks,
you're welcome the invitation to know that every morning around.
So did that on purpose because he didn't want you

(01:08):
to be Imagine Brodie showed up at one, we would
be almost done that scared off. Yeah, so maybe Brodie
needs his chance to But I thought maybe we could
give Garrett a chance to Rebut because yesterday we sort
of ended the podcast with us all taking a crap
on him and saying he was the creepy one, and

(01:30):
then we just said by he didn't really get a
chance to state his case. Felt bad for you, Garrett.
We can't hear Scotty. Well, it started with Scotty. That's
the promise all the time. Okay, there was something wait,
there was something else that Scotty said at the end
of the podcast yesterday, and we said, oh, this goes

(01:51):
into tomorrow. No, no, we can't talk. We shouldn't talk
about that story. We shouldn't. I don't remember what it was.
It was. It was the tampon store, your tampon story.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we can't sell that same But
I mean between the recording between not not but between
the Hole and the Bear and an Alpo, I mean, Scotty,
You've done things that are not normal. Dude. Look, I

(02:12):
love you. Has everybody has done these type things, they
just don't talk about it. No, No, I've never done
the album. I've never done the Alpo trick ever, not
one time. I never did the tampon thing either. I
just I just love the fact that me recording scary
snoring or chewing relates to you hiding a microphone in
the tampon island and listening to who gets tampons. It's

(02:35):
not the same thing. We're going to talk about that, okay, hypothetically,
just in a nutshell. I'll tell the story real quick.
I used to work in a variety type store that
sold health and beauty aids also, and I was thirteen
when I worked there, so I was a perverted little
kid that just hit puberty. And there was an isle
with tampons and Maxi pads. So I hooked up my

(02:55):
whisper two thousand and I ran the wire all the
way into the back room, and any time girls were
in the tampon aisle, I put my headphones on because
he might say vagina. So so that story is the
same as me getting audio from Danielle's family of her,
you know, farting or that stuff is actually funny when

(03:18):
you do that stuff. I think we all ask me.
I think we were talking about yeah, no video, but
we were talking about, well, I was talking about I
can't speak for anybody else the time that Jake, remember
producer Jake, of course everybody does. He broke a lamp
of Elvis's and we kind of all decided no one
was going to say that Jake did it because Jake
was so scared of getting in trouble, so we all

(03:39):
just went with it, But then you and t recorded
Jake confessing to it, and then you turned that audio
over to Elvis, and all of us were in on it,
and we all lied about it. And Jake still kind
of he didn't get in trouble because Elvis was more
annoyed that we all lied about it. But that's what
I was talking about, not thee that. That's more of
the in show content. Family only fights that you know,

(04:01):
I think the listeners. I think listeners would enjoy that more.
You know, if it was very incriminating, if Jake actually
killed someone and I did that, then yes, I'm a
bad I'm a bad guy for recriminating. It incriminated all
of us. Not just the difference between Garrett and Scotty
is that Garrett taped Jake for the sake of the show.
Scotty would have taped Jake in the bathroom. See that's

(04:23):
the difference. No, No, he Flinn's unless he was in
the tampon aisle. Jake was using tampons, he would have recorded.
I know all about toxic shock syndrome. How has that
benefited you through life? I just like looking at the
little diagram in the box. Do I need to talk

(04:48):
to Amy about like giving you more. No she no,
no, no no, she knows. That's why she doesn't give him more.
She knows all this, honestly, that's why she married him.
She thought that was endearing. Was that, Yeah, it's like,
you know what, you know what he's You know, he's
a cool guy because he could, you know, he could
he could put his feelings out there turns of vaginas

(05:12):
because I wasn't paying attention. Are you are we playing
the show right now? I am? Yeah, Okay, so the
phone tap is running. We're in good shape. Yeah, it's
running here. Okay, it's running here, it's running here. To on.
I'm sorry, Okay, Can I just defend Scottie for a second.
I know that like he tells us the craziest things
and the creepiest things and whatever. But I think he's

(05:34):
way less creepy because he tells us all of that,
so we know exactly who he is. Yeah, he doesn't
hide it. He's not weird about it. I think there's
a lot of people that don't talk about shit. I
think this is the ship. He tells you. What is
he doing? He doesn't tell us? No, I think he
tells us everything. That's a good point. I think he
tells because I don't think he tells us, like why
would he tell us that ever in the world. He

(05:56):
there's no reason, so why would I don't think he
hides those Scott knows us because then he follows it
up with everybody does that though, right, everybody did myself
out there a while back on this podcast because I said,
you know, you know, when we were kids as guys,
you know, we would try and you know sr own ds,

(06:18):
you know, like kind of like we're on the podcast.
I think you can say it, did you all really
try to do trying to suck it? See how far
down we could go on our shelves and how right
And no doubt he means the table to defend me,
and I look like an idiot that time when I
know Dan well that everybody, every guy has tried that.
Scotty just said he did. He tried because he's the

(06:40):
only honest one. Froggy, of course you've tried it. I'm
trying to Garrett shaking his hold. I'm trying to try
right now. Hold on, hold on, I wrote Instagram. Instagram
can't see it either. I'm not is to lay on

(07:02):
your back right. You're supposed to lay on your back
and fold yourself in half. Either I'm not or I'm
not long enough one or the other. I think it
might be a combination of this. And then there's just
to admit it. If you admit what I wanted to
suck my own deed, dick, no way get out of here? Like,
what can I say if I was a guy to

(07:22):
make you feel better? Scary, I probably would have tried
it too. I tried say that as a woman who's
done that, I'm assuming, so you don't know what it's like. Like,
it's not yours. There's really no comfortable if it was
mine more comfortable because never tried on that. I think, Ganda,
you're more comfortable with the thought of if you were
a guy, because as a woman, I'm pretty sure you've

(07:45):
done that to guys. Therefore the thought of it doesn't
bother you. It's your own dick. Who cares? Don't They
say if you could suck your own you'd never leave
the house, That's sure. They say that. Yeah, as a
as a young I tried that. It's not like Brody,
you watch you wash your own dick. You don't watch

(08:05):
other dudes dicks, So it's not day if it's your
own something. You know what, dad tried it. I thot
your dad tried scary according to you, now scary. The
question is though your mom texts you later or no?

(08:28):
The phone rings and it's your mom, do you pick up? Yeah?
I do? But okay, do you know what your own
she's always like? Are you always saying crash things on
the podcast? You're so different on the podcast than you
are on the show. Stop it. You're sharing everything, You're
airing your dirty laundry, Anthony, don't do that. I just
think that the podcast has a different texture than the

(08:51):
radio show. Think right. I mean, I would say it does.
You guys are shaking your heads. It doesn't does have
a different he agreed. Why did you elaborate, GONDI, No,
it's just we're a lot more free here. We're more
loose with the language. We're definitely dirtier. The day my
parents figure out that this is available to watch, I

(09:11):
will no longer do it. So I get it totally.
And I just texted my boyfriend as a kid, did
you ever try to suck your own dick? And see
what he says. I don't know, And the best part.
He won't even write back. Why are you asking me?
This'll just give me the answer to you. They're so
used to us. But if, but if he says no,
will you do what scary doesn't like? Nope, you're lying. No,
He's pretty honest about and what a little bit. I

(09:34):
do know Brandon, I don't know him very well, but
I'm gonna go Yeah, it's a very short line. Um,
I'm gonna I'm gonna say that he has literally just
wrote back. Of course, get my son and my husband yet,

(09:55):
but he's not home. I think veniently I got the dots.
Don't write if you had to answer for Sheldon. Do
you think he has when he was young? I don't know.
I mean, when you're not home, it doesn't mean he
did it. It just means he thought about it and tried.
If you tried, so I'll say you tried, Maybe he did.
Maybe It's here's the thing. You're always saying how big

(10:17):
he is. That means it was easy for him. It
was right there. I'm sure it was very easy. I
couldn't help him. Or maybe it wasn't that big back
when he tried it back then. Maybe he's tried it
now he could. I mean, I'm sure it's been the
size pretty long time. Wait, so, Brodie, then you're saying no,
you never tried it, not only because as a kid

(10:38):
I couldn't even touch my toes and trying and I'm Jewish.
You want me to call him, daniel Yeah, call him here,
hold on the client. I hope I'll try to talk
my own like it's you two talking like, no, he's you.

(11:02):
Don't hold on. I'm gonna pulled up on my board
so it'll be a better quality. Hold on, Here we go.
He might be with the client. I don't know. That's
even better here. Yeah, did you ever ask your brother
if he did? No? I never did. Do you think
you ever? Did he ever ask you like as your
big brother, big brother? Oh my gosh, it was the answer.

(11:25):
Now though, wait a minute, I think his brother did
ask him so loud? Right here we go. You may
not answer showing the house right now? Answer frog, he's calling.
Hold on one second. You might think it's some sort
of emergency. Good for me to leave him a message.

(11:47):
If he doesn't answer, sure, sure, hello right now, Danielle
can't come to the film right now, I'm sucking my okay,
hold on me. No, I am very much at the

(12:13):
tel and please record your methode. When you finished recording,
you may hang up for more options. A Sheldon, it's Frog.
We're doing the fifteen minute morning show. We have a question,
but since you can't answer here, I just want you
to hear what the question would be um when you
were younger or maybe maybe even recently. Have you ever

(12:33):
tried to suck your own d? Okay? Thanks? Just shot
feel free just to shoot me in text and let
me know. I'll report next. Thanks. Everybody, say bye bye, Daniel,
tell me I love you, Cheerio okay bye. Should we
call Elvis's husband? Should we ask Alex? I bet he's
tried it. You want me to? You want me to

(12:54):
try to call him? Yeah? And then Uncle Johnny? No,
Uncle john tried. He told me he thinks Alex, this
was your idea. You take over. If he answers, okay,
can you hear me though, Alex? Hey, Alex, can you
hear me? Okay, no, you gotta do it, Alex. Can
you hear gandhi or no? Yes? Okay, go ahead gandhi?

(13:17):
Oh okay, Alex, we are answering a question that a
lot of guys say everybody's done, and a couple of
guys say no, they haven't tried it as a child
or even as an adult. Have you ever tried to
mouth ify your own wank? Yes? Okay, yes, he's not

(13:37):
even a shame to say. Yes, thank you, Alex. And
I was able to do it what you go on?
So that means you're either really long or flexible or both.
When I was in the jiu jitsu. When I used
to take jiu jitsu, you know, I was able to
do it very flexible. Yeah, Alex, why would you ever

(13:59):
leave your house? Would you that every guy has at
least tried it once? How every guy? See? But he
thinks every guy has no Brody says he hasn't tried.
I can tell you I haven't. Like I would know
if I suck my own d you know, like I
was like, oh I remember that, not done it? But
did you try again? I would know, like think about it,

(14:23):
because you would have to get like in some type
of like you know, actually, hey Alex, so did you
is it? Gandhi said she read that you should lay
down on your back into it? Is that how you
did it? No? No sitting down and bending forward. Yes, Alex,

(14:43):
should we tell him that this is on the podcast,
and we already tell him that in case he doesn't
want to be right, I'm fine with that. Okay, good exactly, Alex. Alex,
while you here, do animals do it? Well? I'm sure
you know you've seen dogs liking themselves and stuff, that's

(15:07):
liking themselves to clean themselves, and yeah, that's what they
tell you. That's what just curious. I'm assuming Scotty has
video of dogs doing that, so I don't. But I'm
just I'm just picturing like an elephant to the zoo,
like trying to get up. I'll stop texting me. Do
we do? We have to put a disclaimer on this.

(15:27):
I have to click the NAZI for work button on kids. Okay,
all right, Alex, thank you very much. Sorry to disturb
you at the zoo. We love you. Okay, all right?
Is there anybody else you want me to dial up
on the Did you stuck your own d hotline? Or no?
Do you have Marilyn Manson? Because I've been always curious.
I mean, the rumor was that that's what That's what

(15:49):
Brandon just texted me. He said there was a rumor
that Marilyn Manson removed his rib to do it. So
I remember it being a thing after that, and everyone tried.
I didn't someone else do with the how to get
their stomach pumped or something? Remember that story from the
eighties that was Rod Stewart and a dog. Guess we're
out of time, Thank god. Okay, everybody, but bye or

(16:17):
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