July 1, 2021 • 13 mins
We had some leftover questions from our 'Family Feud' and try not to FIGHT over this round!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show? This is so good? Do you guys want
to buy? Is? What do you got? Are we on? Sorry? Hi? Hi?
(00:24):
My friend John, who's Brazilian, drops these incredible egg custard
cups off of you had these are these are called
They're called pestistanada. They're still warm from the oven and
my and my big man boobs are jugs. I don't
any more of this ship. I'm like, and always tell
(00:44):
me John, do not bring these by. He's like, oh,
enjoy Portuguese. This Portuguese bakery in Newark and they make
those two I know exactly the taste and what those are.
They're still warm, the warm out of the oven. My
friend Lisa's mom dad did that to me the other day.
They're like, hey, um, stop by our house. On the
way home. We went to this Polish bakery and they
(01:07):
had all these breads and all these things. So I
was like, no, I don't really okay, And you should
have seen the cheesecake, the god and the bread and
I didn't need it, but it was good. My tits
are dragging the ground. Yeah, I gotta stop this. You know.
There was a big article out the other day, I
was reading about how people are like, oh my god,
where have I been doing the past year. I haven't
(01:28):
worked out, I've I've been drinking like a like a drunk.
I've been eating nothing but awful things. So people are
starting to kind of pay attention to that thing. And
by the way, my tits used to direct the ground.
But thanks to my wonderful surgeon, they're in. Maybe you
can give his number. All right, well here we go.
(01:48):
H You know, I don't know if you heard our show,
the Wednesday Show live, but we did. Uh the Family
Feud as hosted by Straight and Nate, which is he's
not the best of announcers and host but it's all
we have is a cheater and a liar. You do
help cheat a little, do if he's a man of
dishonor By the way, I tried to let the ladies
cheat today and help them. I don't get any credit
(02:10):
for that. I did say thank you, We said thank you. Mom,
the only one who I was rooting for the ladies.
I wanted them to win. Anyway, I think Nate, the
whole point is that you're supposed to be neutral and
not help either side cheat, So just try that, you guys,
and you did call them the sore losers, the losers.
(02:31):
I tell you what. Let's do. Let's do one more round. Wait,
hold on a second. There's only two of us now
in two women here, so we gotta pick team one.
But now we have Garrett and we have Brody. Uh podcast,
and Scotty b is here alright, Red Rover, Red Rover
and Scotty be over Nate who's on Danielle answers? Well,
(02:52):
that's why she should have picked me. He can't play. No,
you can't play. I found one that Brody doesn't end
the answers to. But I ail us. Since you are
such a fan of the I think you should go
on their team. Okay, yeah, I will be. I will
be the third, and then Garrett is going to be
on the guys team. That's the first, and Scotty is
gonna be on which team girls? We got him and
then we get Scotty would be good at this game. Rody,
(03:13):
you can't play, though, just just said there's a new question. Okay,
there's a new question. All right, So ladies, I'll let
you go first, okay, okay, okay, Well, I don't know
if you tell me something a man might do to
get a woman in the mood? Oh, I think I
(03:37):
have one. Go ahead. By the way, there's there's no
game show energy here at all. It's like there's no
big d there's no like yeah, yell it out, but
got no confiring on the first it's the first shot
and then Nate and you have to like call on
whoever's gonna go? All right? Tell me something a woman
(03:59):
might do to get it's so many something a man
might do to get a woman in the mood. Didn't
you fly her with drinks? Fly her with drinks? Out
of order? Wrong? Sorry? Not on? Can I answer to
suck you? Okay? What about compliment her? Actually not on
(04:21):
the board? Go back to go back to you? Okay?
So Danielle for play kid boy? No, not only okay?
How many? How many answers are there? There are seven answers?
Seed her oysters? Oh? Okay, one it's most popular answer
(04:51):
cook for cook for okay, you don't cook oyster? No,
most give up. I give up. I don't want to
play this game anymore because I'm just going off the
freaking found online. You can cook oysters, but that's not
what we're talking about oysters. Are the aphrodisia? Okay, fine, fine,
(05:16):
next question? Bad? Alright, women, you go again? Cook first.
This is the biggest load of ship. That's number seven.
You guys want to pass your even though I'm not you,
I think we play the woman to cook for hers
on there. We have a we have an idea. Okay, stuff,
(05:37):
I would say, since I'm on the women's team. Uh like,
do some handyman work around the house. Oh good, answerer
hangman work. Let's see if that's on the board. Too happy?
Six more? There are six more that you guys have
no should like handy man. But it's Scotty's turn. Alright, Scott,
(05:59):
come something? Rub her neck? Rub her neck or massage? Yes,
answer massage. I think we're back to Danielle. Right, yeah,
are we okay? Um? Damnit? Um? Oh? How about rub
(06:22):
her feet? Probably the same the same thing. Yeah, um,
I told you we should have passed. Oh okay, whisper
in her ear go. Until this moment, I didn't realize
how some people can give such stupid answers for one morning.
(06:50):
Is something a man might do to get a woman
in the mood. I'm going to say, by her flowers,
or gifts. Oh that's a good good answer. Answer, that's
a good answer. Yeah, the members six most popular answer. Okay,
So now it's on to you. Elvis Great asked the
gay guy, how do I get a woman in the
(07:11):
mid Tell her I'm straight. I want to go ahead
and just say that's not on there. I'm kidding. That
was a stunt answer. Uh, tell her how much I
love her and how much she means to me. Good answer, Okay,
good answer, okay, Elvis, odes of love. Get her in
(07:34):
the mood. He did this. It's wrong, all right, guys?
Are there no guys we can steal us? Okay, So
we need to come up with one answer. So you
get her drunk play I'll play music for her. Let
put music on. Romantic music. You're talking, guys, talk dirty.
(07:58):
H No, I'm going I like romantic music. What about you?
But I like romantic music. Don't tell by her jewelry music? Music?
Take your shopping is scary? Would slipper or something? What
do you think I like? Take your shopping or music? Yeah? Music,
romantic music scary? Say I'm a radio personality. My guys,
(08:21):
we agreed on romantic music. Music musmantic music, let's see
to take control and win the round? Is it on? There?
Have this game? Kiss kissing, kissing, kiss her on the lips,
take her on vacation, take Why don't you reveal the board? Okay,
(08:43):
so to finish at the board, the number five answer
is turned down the lights? What number answer? The number
last call is stripped. I was gonna that's not gonna works.
To work. That's not gonna work. If I would have said,
(09:04):
pull out your cock, would you have counted that for
shipping your knob? That's terrible? And then the number two
most popular answer of what a man might do to
get a woman in the mood is light candles. Scary
you have so many candles in your house. I thought
you you should have come up with that one. I'm
surprised where great cologne is not on there? You know
(09:27):
a lot of things you can do to get is
a dumb counter. It really shows you how romantic ours
show me grabber boots, bob. So that's it. That's the
end of it. That's what was The number one. Number
one was kiss her? Wait a second, doesn't it has
to be in the mood. You know what, if you're
(09:48):
not in the mood, you just go up to somebody
start kissing them. That's not consensual. That's terrible. One year
was that question written, shove your tongue down a throat.
I assume this is for people in relationships. I don't
think you just up to somebody and start kissing them
or stripping in front of them or for them. But
imagine just seeing your face come up to someone like this.
This is going to turn someone on, Like, do not
do it. Do not put your face into that camera.
(10:10):
Wait the sound the sounds sound sound. Elvis requested, I
not do it. It's so disgusting. He said, you can't
do it on the air. That's a podcast. No, no, no,
I said no. If you know those whole this whole
podcast is a piece of crap. We got three minutes left.
(10:32):
I think we're out of gas. Well, yesterday we went
way over. Yesterday we went way over. So we're o.
I'll tell you what. If you're watching this on on Instagram,
Elvis Drain Show, give us, give us a topic for
tomorrow and we'll try to find it. We'll do a
pole and we'll get the answers and we'll put it
on tomorrow. We'll do it another few tomorrow. Where do
we Where do we go wrong? Today? Elvis? Where do
(10:52):
we go wrong? Something? When we started? I think it
all it all began this morning when the alarm went off,
damn alarm, all the alarms fault. I don't know it was.
It's okay, it was okay. You know what I gotta
tell you. When we do it here in the podcast,
we don't. We can't play all the dings and the buzzers,
and we can't play the theme song. And we got
(11:14):
to figure out how to do that. We need to
elevate the production quality on this podcast. Yeah, well, if
you send it to me, I can load it here
and I can play because I you know, I have
the sound effects and are on this thing. Like what
sound effects do you have currently? Well, you don't want these,
they're bad. Like, oh that was a funny that laughter.
(11:35):
Everybody we never hear on our a good man? All right,
I get it? Bad answer that answer? Yeah, alright, let's
let's put some better ones in there. Okay, it sounds
about right. What's my weather going to be like out
(11:57):
here at the Pharma? Today's scary? Uh, it's gonna be
seventy degrees with some high clouds developing later in the day,
but so so sun early clouds later. I'm gonna go grilling.
What's your suggestion? What's Elvis grilling oysters? Oysters? You can
grill oysters, steak, steak, corn on the cob. Corn is
(12:20):
my favorite thing. Corn is not ready yet, strip on
the barbie. Al right, back to crustacean gandy. You have
to go with the shellfish or like a lobster or something,
because Alex isn't around, so you don't have to worry
about kissing him and killing him the only time I
can eat shellfish. All right, thank you? All right, I
try to fill up some more time on this. By
(12:40):
the way, I meant Bubba Burgers aren't Bolga Burger's vegetarian. Yes,
Bubba burgers with onions, those are the best. Yeah, good Hamburger.
By what are you grilling today? My heart out? Your
heart on, heart on already eat my heart out. I
think jealous of what you're doing. What you should Probably
(13:02):
we should probably end this thing because split I got
left off. A chicken could hold coming over. The fifteen
minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show? This is so good? Do you guys want
to buy? Is? What do you got? Are we on? Sorry? Hi? Hi?
(00:24):
My friend John, who's Brazilian, drops these incredible egg custard
cups off of you had these are these are called
They're called pestistanada. They're still warm from the oven and
my and my big man boobs are jugs. I don't
any more of this ship. I'm like, and always tell
(00:44):
me John, do not bring these by. He's like, oh,
enjoy Portuguese. This Portuguese bakery in Newark and they make
those two I know exactly the taste and what those are.
They're still warm, the warm out of the oven. My
friend Lisa's mom dad did that to me the other day.
They're like, hey, um, stop by our house. On the
way home. We went to this Polish bakery and they
(01:07):
had all these breads and all these things. So I
was like, no, I don't really okay, And you should
have seen the cheesecake, the god and the bread and
I didn't need it, but it was good. My tits
are dragging the ground. Yeah, I gotta stop this. You know.
There was a big article out the other day, I
was reading about how people are like, oh my god,
where have I been doing the past year. I haven't
(01:28):
worked out, I've I've been drinking like a like a drunk.
I've been eating nothing but awful things. So people are
starting to kind of pay attention to that thing. And
by the way, my tits used to direct the ground.
But thanks to my wonderful surgeon, they're in. Maybe you
can give his number. All right, well here we go.
(01:48):
H You know, I don't know if you heard our show,
the Wednesday Show live, but we did. Uh the Family
Feud as hosted by Straight and Nate, which is he's
not the best of announcers and host but it's all
we have is a cheater and a liar. You do
help cheat a little, do if he's a man of
dishonor By the way, I tried to let the ladies
cheat today and help them. I don't get any credit
(02:10):
for that. I did say thank you, We said thank you. Mom,
the only one who I was rooting for the ladies.
I wanted them to win. Anyway, I think Nate, the
whole point is that you're supposed to be neutral and
not help either side cheat, So just try that, you guys,
and you did call them the sore losers, the losers.
(02:31):
I tell you what. Let's do. Let's do one more round. Wait,
hold on a second. There's only two of us now
in two women here, so we gotta pick team one.
But now we have Garrett and we have Brody. Uh podcast,
and Scotty b is here alright, Red Rover, Red Rover
and Scotty be over Nate who's on Danielle answers? Well,
(02:52):
that's why she should have picked me. He can't play. No,
you can't play. I found one that Brody doesn't end
the answers to. But I ail us. Since you are
such a fan of the I think you should go
on their team. Okay, yeah, I will be. I will
be the third, and then Garrett is going to be
on the guys team. That's the first, and Scotty is
gonna be on which team girls? We got him and
then we get Scotty would be good at this game. Rody,
(03:13):
you can't play, though, just just said there's a new question. Okay,
there's a new question. All right, So ladies, I'll let
you go first, okay, okay, okay, Well, I don't know
if you tell me something a man might do to
get a woman in the mood? Oh, I think I
(03:37):
have one. Go ahead. By the way, there's there's no
game show energy here at all. It's like there's no
big d there's no like yeah, yell it out, but
got no confiring on the first it's the first shot
and then Nate and you have to like call on
whoever's gonna go? All right? Tell me something a woman
(03:59):
might do to get it's so many something a man
might do to get a woman in the mood. Didn't
you fly her with drinks? Fly her with drinks? Out
of order? Wrong? Sorry? Not on? Can I answer to
suck you? Okay? What about compliment her? Actually not on
(04:21):
the board? Go back to go back to you? Okay?
So Danielle for play kid boy? No, not only okay?
How many? How many answers are there? There are seven answers?
Seed her oysters? Oh? Okay, one it's most popular answer
(04:51):
cook for cook for okay, you don't cook oyster? No,
most give up. I give up. I don't want to
play this game anymore because I'm just going off the
freaking found online. You can cook oysters, but that's not
what we're talking about oysters. Are the aphrodisia? Okay, fine, fine,
(05:16):
next question? Bad? Alright, women, you go again? Cook first.
This is the biggest load of ship. That's number seven.
You guys want to pass your even though I'm not you,
I think we play the woman to cook for hers
on there. We have a we have an idea. Okay, stuff,
(05:37):
I would say, since I'm on the women's team. Uh like,
do some handyman work around the house. Oh good, answerer
hangman work. Let's see if that's on the board. Too happy?
Six more? There are six more that you guys have
no should like handy man. But it's Scotty's turn. Alright, Scott,
(05:59):
come something? Rub her neck? Rub her neck or massage? Yes,
answer massage. I think we're back to Danielle. Right, yeah,
are we okay? Um? Damnit? Um? Oh? How about rub
(06:22):
her feet? Probably the same the same thing. Yeah, um,
I told you we should have passed. Oh okay, whisper
in her ear go. Until this moment, I didn't realize
how some people can give such stupid answers for one morning.
(06:50):
Is something a man might do to get a woman
in the mood. I'm going to say, by her flowers,
or gifts. Oh that's a good good answer. Answer, that's
a good answer. Yeah, the members six most popular answer. Okay,
So now it's on to you. Elvis Great asked the
gay guy, how do I get a woman in the
(07:11):
mid Tell her I'm straight. I want to go ahead
and just say that's not on there. I'm kidding. That
was a stunt answer. Uh, tell her how much I
love her and how much she means to me. Good answer, Okay,
good answer, okay, Elvis, odes of love. Get her in
(07:34):
the mood. He did this. It's wrong, all right, guys?
Are there no guys we can steal us? Okay, So
we need to come up with one answer. So you
get her drunk play I'll play music for her. Let
put music on. Romantic music. You're talking, guys, talk dirty.
(07:58):
H No, I'm going I like romantic music. What about you?
But I like romantic music. Don't tell by her jewelry music? Music?
Take your shopping is scary? Would slipper or something? What
do you think I like? Take your shopping or music? Yeah? Music,
romantic music scary? Say I'm a radio personality. My guys,
(08:21):
we agreed on romantic music. Music musmantic music, let's see
to take control and win the round? Is it on? There?
Have this game? Kiss kissing, kissing, kiss her on the lips,
take her on vacation, take Why don't you reveal the board? Okay,
(08:43):
so to finish at the board, the number five answer
is turned down the lights? What number answer? The number
last call is stripped. I was gonna that's not gonna works.
To work. That's not gonna work. If I would have said,
(09:04):
pull out your cock, would you have counted that for
shipping your knob? That's terrible? And then the number two
most popular answer of what a man might do to
get a woman in the mood is light candles. Scary
you have so many candles in your house. I thought
you you should have come up with that one. I'm
surprised where great cologne is not on there? You know
(09:27):
a lot of things you can do to get is
a dumb counter. It really shows you how romantic ours
show me grabber boots, bob. So that's it. That's the
end of it. That's what was The number one. Number
one was kiss her? Wait a second, doesn't it has
to be in the mood. You know what, if you're
(09:48):
not in the mood, you just go up to somebody
start kissing them. That's not consensual. That's terrible. One year
was that question written, shove your tongue down a throat.
I assume this is for people in relationships. I don't
think you just up to somebody and start kissing them
or stripping in front of them or for them. But
imagine just seeing your face come up to someone like this.
This is going to turn someone on, Like, do not
do it. Do not put your face into that camera.
(10:10):
Wait the sound the sounds sound sound. Elvis requested, I
not do it. It's so disgusting. He said, you can't
do it on the air. That's a podcast. No, no, no,
I said no. If you know those whole this whole
podcast is a piece of crap. We got three minutes left.
(10:32):
I think we're out of gas. Well, yesterday we went
way over. Yesterday we went way over. So we're o.
I'll tell you what. If you're watching this on on Instagram,
Elvis Drain Show, give us, give us a topic for
tomorrow and we'll try to find it. We'll do a
pole and we'll get the answers and we'll put it
on tomorrow. We'll do it another few tomorrow. Where do
we Where do we go wrong? Today? Elvis? Where do
(10:52):
we go wrong? Something? When we started? I think it
all it all began this morning when the alarm went off,
damn alarm, all the alarms fault. I don't know it was.
It's okay, it was okay. You know what I gotta
tell you. When we do it here in the podcast,
we don't. We can't play all the dings and the buzzers,
and we can't play the theme song. And we got
(11:14):
to figure out how to do that. We need to
elevate the production quality on this podcast. Yeah, well, if
you send it to me, I can load it here
and I can play because I you know, I have
the sound effects and are on this thing. Like what
sound effects do you have currently? Well, you don't want these,
they're bad. Like, oh that was a funny that laughter.
(11:35):
Everybody we never hear on our a good man? All right,
I get it? Bad answer that answer? Yeah, alright, let's
let's put some better ones in there. Okay, it sounds
about right. What's my weather going to be like out
(11:57):
here at the Pharma? Today's scary? Uh, it's gonna be
seventy degrees with some high clouds developing later in the day,
but so so sun early clouds later. I'm gonna go grilling.
What's your suggestion? What's Elvis grilling oysters? Oysters? You can
grill oysters, steak, steak, corn on the cob. Corn is
(12:20):
my favorite thing. Corn is not ready yet, strip on
the barbie. Al right, back to crustacean gandy. You have
to go with the shellfish or like a lobster or something,
because Alex isn't around, so you don't have to worry
about kissing him and killing him the only time I
can eat shellfish. All right, thank you? All right, I
try to fill up some more time on this. By
(12:40):
the way, I meant Bubba Burgers aren't Bolga Burger's vegetarian. Yes,
Bubba burgers with onions, those are the best. Yeah, good Hamburger.
By what are you grilling today? My heart out? Your
heart on, heart on already eat my heart out. I
think jealous of what you're doing. What you should Probably
(13:02):
we should probably end this thing because split I got
left off. A chicken could hold coming over. The fifteen
minute Morning Show
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