Meet Tattoo Bob

We welcome our listener 'Tattoo Bob' who reveals his drawings of the morning show!

Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
minute morning Show, the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Here
we go. There's Foggy, there's Scotty b there's Gandhi's, there's Danielle,
They're Scary, there's Straight and eight. There's Tattoo Bob, there's David.

(00:25):
Tattoo Bob. Tattoo Bob is here. How you doing, Tattoo Bob? Great?
How you guys doing? Man? I listened you guys all
the time, and it's like, I know everything about every
one of you guys. It's it's I'm so excited to
be on here today. Well, it's creepy. You know way
too much about us. Now we got to know more. Hey, So, Garrett, Garrett,
you officially invited Bob on today. Tell everyone in the

(00:46):
story about Bob, how we got to meet him originally,
and what he's going to do to change our lives today.
All right, So we've talked about it earlier in the week.
Tattoo Bob was kind enough to draw some pictures of
everyone on the Morning show, and we've we've seen the
picture of Scary Brody Brodie and Scary Gandhi has shown
a picture that Tattoo Bob has drawn of her on
her Instagram. So Tattoo Bob said, hey, I'm during the

(01:08):
rest of the morning show, So we figured why not
show off his creations right here in our zoom room
for the first time for everyone I've seen. I just
got a first look. I think they're they're there. You
guys are gonna be blown away by what Bob has created.
So you're you're going to see. Okay, time now, Tattoo Bob,
the photo of the drawing you did of Scary and

(01:29):
Brody and I posted it they Brody was very upset.
Scary they were very upset. So I have a question
you do You do have a lot of tattoos, but
you don't draw tattoos, do you. No? No, no, I'm
not a tattoo. My name is Bob, and I have tattoos. Okay,
because after seeing your drawing of Scary and Brodie, I
don't think you should be doing anyone's tattoos. He is

(01:52):
such a huge fan though, Possession Tattoo. Hold on, here's
what you're gonna like A Z that's good? So what's
that one loser? So we had a contest called the

(02:12):
tin k Cash Cam or something where he Bob was
a part of that contest. He didn't win the money,
but he has the tattoo. Wait hold on, let me
show you Brody and Scary. So Brody got really mad
that I posted it. Why Brodie, what's wrong? Well? You
know how sometimes there are caricatures and you go to
the the museum park and they give you big muscles, right, well,

(02:36):
they give you big boobs and they accentuate things that
are very positive. I feel like Bob he has artistic talent.
I could I could see that. It's it's definitely me there.
But I feel like he accentuated things that maybe I
wouldn't have accentuated, like the body of Slim. I don't know.

(02:57):
And hold on, Scary, what about you? Because I do that,
I can tell that you definitely figure that out. It
looks like someone beat the ship out of me in
a fight of the shovel. So I think it work
is beautiful. I can't wait to see what you've done. Okay,
So basically, and again, I got all the picture I'm
holding up one at a time really close. This is

(03:19):
the picture that yeah, yeah, this one, basically, I guess
is the reason I'm on the show because it is
funny as hell. Uh so you guys were cursing? Can
we curse? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I didn't know. Okay, great, alright,
So al right, so this one, basically I'm gonna give
a redemption to uh Scary, so I individually drew him again.

(03:41):
So this is I look like that creepy clown that
they have in Coner. Totally. I thought the same thing, chilly.
Look how very accurate Scary would sell his mother. It's

(04:04):
kind of like pee Vermin is now, Oh my god,
looks awesome. That's okay, it's scary. That's scary and all right.
So now I got Brudy. Brudy is here too, So
I got a body, Bob, can I interrupt? He's on
a roll for two ohs, it's just Brudy, come on, alright.

(04:45):
He always wears his black T shirt up to his neck.
Under his shirt, he's got a bag on his head.
He looks like the bub guy for men in black.
All right, you know we could just stop there. We
don't have to see Okay, all right, you know it's

(05:07):
now try first to investigate some some news, some new me.
What do you have tattoo? Bob? Okay, all right, so
now this this one here, this is Gary by Edward Cullen,
is on some kind of upper like my inspiration. Basically,
I kind of go through you guys Instagram and I

(05:28):
kind of choose a picture. So this one was definitely
one off of his and uh but Broody's he has
no pictures on on his Instagram. I had to go
online and I pulled up his tender account and that
was the only picture I can find as if, as
if I could get a date on, tend to it right,
So basically gonna we got Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson, I

(05:54):
mean that was Gondai. I'm sorry, go ahead, I was Gondhi.
Now this one basically is a sky big one. I
was drawing this one basically like corn Holio, Ken Bob,
what was you? Why did you drive draw Scotty Be

(06:14):
with a mask on? Because basically, I guess I see
one of his Instagram pictures where he was on his
way to meet straight Nit or something. They were in
a snowstorm in the blizzard and he had it all
with the mask and everything. So I kind of looked
like I was easy to draw. It was kind of fun. Looks.
Let's see, let's see it again. Let's take our time
with these, because the person anytime Scotty scared of anything

(06:36):
and he high pitched lady scrays, he flails his arms.
All right, there's Scotty love it. Why don't you show
Nate since they you know, you've got the inspiration from
Scotty bee from Okay, So now this is basically a
straightening that looks like scary. Who's in the background, who's

(07:04):
beach with? Who? Who he was at the beach? What
he was at the beach, and that's the sand up
to his neck? Literally put to the instagrams and pull
these pictures off. Was awesome, like heat met Ronald McDonald

(07:25):
and like Bob has a future making bobble heads that
you're just gonna be the first broody. Okay, so this
this one's up for you, Daniel. I really had fun
drawn this one. Oh that's what d the killing clown

(07:47):
that was no makeup Monday, right there, Quinnome, these are
beautifully that one. Thank you. Okay, So now, Froggy, this
this one. Actually I just do this one last night.
Most of these I drew up a while ago. But
here's Froggy. It's actually very good. God, I wish I

(08:22):
looked that good. I can't wait to set up. I
can't wait to set up the tattoo Bob Art. Okay,
this this one basically saved the best for last. All right, here,
you got things ready there, I am dressed up, dressed
up like a woman. Yeah, I'm writing the top of

(08:45):
the Empire State Building where my uh my costume from
our our pirate video in the Let me see the face.
Get the face closer, Bob, let me see, let me
see my face. It looks just like me. But we
have we have a surprise, Elvis. We still have a surprise. Okay,
I got one more, and this is for a hold on,

(09:10):
I gotta take a picture. Hold on Alex's button the window.
It was just like his ass. I'm gonna want to
send all you guys all the originals, so you guys
got the original. I also sent Garrett PDF better quality,

(09:32):
so you've actually yeah today, I can't wait. There's that
company you can send PDF two and they etch it
in glass or something. Let's get like some really classy
So have you been drawing caricatures all your life? No? No,
I have been drawn in forty years. I just started
drawing a couple of months ago. Really would never still

(09:58):
color because I'm like, as fucking that picture. Well, No,
that was before I didn't have the right color magic markers.
So for Christmas I got a whole bang and set
of new magic markers. So I'm getting a little bit better.
I love them, you know what I gotta say. You
can you can definitely see features, original features from people's face.
I could never do that. I don't know it, but

(10:22):
I kind of see you in there, not point. It's ugly,
but it's not blinding. The glasses are nice. Having do
it on time, Frog, We've got four minutes left, all right?
You know so too, Bob. We met you through the
contest and then we just one day you would connected
with Garrett and started sending these caricatures. So here you're now.

(10:43):
What do you do? What is it you do with
your day? I'm basically a construction I I build houses,
fixed things, mess things up. Basically, That's basically about it.
What's the body? I asked if the houses were straight?
He's building caricature house. Bob, do you have any advice
for Nate for his dumpster outside his house? Since you

(11:04):
work in construction, you probably see this ton. Yeah, people
are putting their ship in his dumpster at night and
now it's it's it's it's filling it up he needs
I was actually there last night. So no, I don't
know how many tattoos. How many tattoos do you have,
Bob completely covered? Are you gonna do? No? No, no, no.

(11:26):
I got my daughter's name on my neck. That that's
about it. Have a tick to dick to tattoo on
his well look like basically, anyone that follows me at
a tattoo Bob TV, Basically I will draw anyone anyone
that follows me, I will draw them for free. So

(11:48):
if you do, you gotta start off with something free.
So to hold on tattoo TV. One of the drawings
you did that you posted is actually it's really good
as opposed to these others, as opposed to Biden. Okay,

(12:12):
one at a time, one at a time. That was awesome.
You did that. That was my first portrait I did.
I just did this are two lights? That's amazing for you?
How the fun did you draw that? And then you
made me look I got a fucking cone head? Like,
how does that happen? Cartoon cartoons are more fun Okay, guys,

(12:33):
tattoo Bob, I can't find you on Instagram. Tattoo Bob
TV TV A TV TV. Yeah yeah, it's here. T
A T t O right, t A T t o
bob TV. There's two teas in tattoo We just followed

(12:53):
you back, buddy, I got you. Are you all right? Great? Scary?
This was a lot of fun today, tattoo Bob. It's
a pleasure to have you here, and thank you so
much for your spending all that time on your art work.
It's fabulous and looking at your serious stuff. Wow, man,
that's that's amazing stuff. Congratulate Thanks again. Maybe I'll come
back again sometimes. Appreciate having me on. I just say

(13:16):
you go a little more gruesome on your on your caricatures,
and you've always have a seat at the table. Maybe
I could do one of the week we would love
so I'll follow tattoo Bob at tattoo Bob TV on Instagram.
All right, we gotta get out of here. Thanks for coming.
Tattooed Bob our special guests right fifteen minute Morning Show