June 29, 2021 • 8 mins
Nate is upset with his sausage. Elvis goes over a list of 1st world problems over the past year!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show? Oh, the fifteen minute morning show podcast, the
last one of the week, the Thursday edition. Let's get
it right. There's Froggy, and there's Scotty b rubbing his elbows.
(00:25):
There's Gandhi, her mom and dad's house. There's Garrett, there's
a straight Nate and Scary and Danielle and and there's
Brody in the den and his dog is it Drew?
Can't hear you? Guy? Can't hear me? All? That was
the past couple of minutes of my life. I haven't
touched em. Scary, Scary, didn't have you turned on? Probably
(00:49):
it was scary. So uh, you know, today on the show,
during Froggy's food news segment, we were talking about the
food that's gonna kill you and other foods that we
sounded good. It seems like the foods that are to
kill you sounds like the ones you want to eat. Right,
So Nate has a story. He went on to dinner
and what happened. It's actually breakfast. Okay, we ordered breakfast
(01:12):
and we were gonna go pick it up from this
diner and we were trying this new diner out in
our neighborhood, and I'm like, okay. I look at their
menu and I'm like, oh, they have this omelet with
spicy sausage. Sounds great, right, this is all this other
ship in there. So I go pick it up, get
it home, and I opened up the styrofoam container. I
start eating it, and the spicy sausage wasn't spicy sausage.
It was just a hot dog. Stop and put in
(01:35):
the omelet. I'm like, are you the spicy sauce? Nathan's
check this out? On the streets of New York City
when you go to the Dirty Water Dogs places, you
know why they put the hot dog in with the
umbrella above it. When you order a spicy sausage, all
(01:58):
it is is a larger hot dog with these little
red dots in it, and it's it's a spicy hot dog.
So maybe they were just giving you the subret version
of what they have spicy little red dots. Yeah, little
red dots. When you order a breakfast meal, don't you
assume sausage is expected to be out of breakfast sausage
(02:19):
no matter what shape it said? Yeah, it's interesting though.
You can get other meats and omelets that you wouldn't expect.
Like I randomly ordered a turkey omelet one time and
it was delicious. It sounds awful and disgusting, but it
was really good. Yeah, and I'm fine with that turkey
omelet would have been fantastic, But a fucking hot dog.
Come on, that's just slacking off. I mean, I got
(02:40):
to assume, like diners all the time, they put that
little substitution in there just because it's easy for him
because they can't have everything on that menu and a
diner and you get up charged. Yeah dog, sorry, I
just had to complete. I don't really know where this
is going to go. I'll tell you where this is
going to go. I was reading today about the top
(03:00):
ten first world problems we've been experiencing this past year.
So we think we've got it bad. So look there
there are people starving around the world, and this guy's
all piste off because they put a hot dog in
his omelet. Really okay, So this is a list from
wherever these This is a list of the top ten
(03:21):
first world problems we've had from the past year. Number
one bad weather when you want to go for a walk. Yeah,
is fogging up when you have a mask on. Oh
that's so annoying. Is annoying? Number three, not being able
to hear or understand people when they talk with their
mask on so annoying. Yeah. I didn't realize how much
(03:43):
I read lips until this all started, and I was like, well,
waking up and not knowing what day it is. He's
a big first world problem and we all had that
on this show. Tell me another first world problem. Your
packages arrive late. I'm having it's a problem right now.
It was sent ten by ten pm yesterday and allow
(04:05):
it's nine o'clock in the morning the next day. What's
that guarant So Amazon does this do they over under
promise and over delivered because most packages they say, oh
it will arrive by ten pm, and more times than
none it arrives, you know, sometime in the afternoon. So
you feel happier that you've got to be four ten.
You know. Airlines do that, you know they did last
time I fl But your packages say like that comes
(04:27):
at ten o'clock though, right, like delivered by ten people? Yeah,
but Carolines would say it's gonna be an hour and
a half flight and it only takes an hour to
get there. They're like well look what wait? Did we
got there? About the flight time? Here's one I think
some whiny person on our show was gripping about this
to today. First world problems. You think you have one
when someone doesn't change the toilet paper roll when they
(04:48):
use it up? Oh that's my house? Was that me? Problem?
Video is freaking crazy? Another top Another first world problem
we've had in the you're figuring out what to eat
for every meal? Can we believe we made that a problem?
I can't believe it's a problem. I opened the fridge
(05:09):
and stare at it, like what am I going to eat?
Not being able to wear most of the clothing in
your closet, yeah, I just visited from time to time
to talk to it. Yeah, I can't fit in it anymore.
Long delays when you get food delivered, awful problem. And finally,
Netflix freezing or taking a long time to load. That's annoying.
(05:32):
It really is my first world problems. Though, if you
would looked at this list two years ago, you would
have said, who the fuck is mad at this stuff?
I got something much worse than all of that, Elvis,
what's that? God? Well, last night we ordered from door
Dash and uh we ordered smash burger, and I ordered
a hamburger with tomato, and the tomato wasn't cord, so
(05:57):
they sliced it and it had the corn and tomato.
But because it was door dash, I couldn't complain to them,
and I couldn't complain to the store, and I was
stuck not being able to complain, and I had the
green part in my tomato. Now you talk about problems,
I rest my case. Can you complain on the app?
There's a there's a spot. Why are you complaining? Tomato?
(06:21):
It's hard, yeah, yeah, but you got to bite it,
and you bite the part that's supposed to dig out.
It was right in the slice. That is the first
world problem. Thank you? Could you find the world that's
more first than that? Nothing's worse than that. Nothing, Jesus
mine is I have a room in my house that
like can't connect to the internet. So I have a
whole house that connects to the internet except for one room.
(06:42):
So if I if I go to that room, I
know I'm not getting internet, and then so Netflix doesn't
work on my I have to go on my would
spend more time in that room, so people can't get
in touch with me. All right. I tried to take
a nap yesterday, so I put my phone on Do
not disturb. That's why you couldn't get through, man, you know.
I but I bought a case of bottled water and
I went to go put it on the shelf, and
(07:04):
the bottles won't stand up because they barely use any
plastic anymore. So the bottles were like tilting. I was.
It was the worst thing ever. I can't believe it.
So I had to hold on back up. That's the
worst thing ever. It's the first world problem, the bottle.
You can't kill the environment the way you used to
get a filter. We really are spoiled, little assholes. Those
(07:32):
That was one of my favorite shows on Netflix, the
Ballet Show. Right, that's what it was one of my
favorite Season two. All right, how much time do we have?
I don't think we're going to fill up our entire
fifteen We get on here and bitch and goodbye, and
I think we we've given them more in the past.
(07:54):
Couple of things. We went over for something. This is
gonna be a first world problem for the people watch
and listening to this, Oh my god, they didn't give
me a full fifteen minutes on the fifteen minute Morning Show.
I said, have a beautiful day. We love you. Twelu
(08:17):
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show? Oh, the fifteen minute morning show podcast, the
last one of the week, the Thursday edition. Let's get
it right. There's Froggy, and there's Scotty b rubbing his elbows.
(00:25):
There's Gandhi, her mom and dad's house. There's Garrett, there's
a straight Nate and Scary and Danielle and and there's
Brody in the den and his dog is it Drew?
Can't hear you? Guy? Can't hear me? All? That was
the past couple of minutes of my life. I haven't
touched em. Scary, Scary, didn't have you turned on? Probably
(00:49):
it was scary. So uh, you know, today on the show,
during Froggy's food news segment, we were talking about the
food that's gonna kill you and other foods that we
sounded good. It seems like the foods that are to
kill you sounds like the ones you want to eat. Right,
So Nate has a story. He went on to dinner
and what happened. It's actually breakfast. Okay, we ordered breakfast
(01:12):
and we were gonna go pick it up from this
diner and we were trying this new diner out in
our neighborhood, and I'm like, okay. I look at their
menu and I'm like, oh, they have this omelet with
spicy sausage. Sounds great, right, this is all this other
ship in there. So I go pick it up, get
it home, and I opened up the styrofoam container. I
start eating it, and the spicy sausage wasn't spicy sausage.
It was just a hot dog. Stop and put in
(01:35):
the omelet. I'm like, are you the spicy sauce? Nathan's
check this out? On the streets of New York City
when you go to the Dirty Water Dogs places, you
know why they put the hot dog in with the
umbrella above it. When you order a spicy sausage, all
(01:58):
it is is a larger hot dog with these little
red dots in it, and it's it's a spicy hot dog.
So maybe they were just giving you the subret version
of what they have spicy little red dots. Yeah, little
red dots. When you order a breakfast meal, don't you
assume sausage is expected to be out of breakfast sausage
(02:19):
no matter what shape it said? Yeah, it's interesting though.
You can get other meats and omelets that you wouldn't expect.
Like I randomly ordered a turkey omelet one time and
it was delicious. It sounds awful and disgusting, but it
was really good. Yeah, and I'm fine with that turkey
omelet would have been fantastic, But a fucking hot dog.
Come on, that's just slacking off. I mean, I got
(02:40):
to assume, like diners all the time, they put that
little substitution in there just because it's easy for him
because they can't have everything on that menu and a
diner and you get up charged. Yeah dog, sorry, I
just had to complete. I don't really know where this
is going to go. I'll tell you where this is
going to go. I was reading today about the top
(03:00):
ten first world problems we've been experiencing this past year.
So we think we've got it bad. So look there
there are people starving around the world, and this guy's
all piste off because they put a hot dog in
his omelet. Really okay, So this is a list from
wherever these This is a list of the top ten
(03:21):
first world problems we've had from the past year. Number
one bad weather when you want to go for a walk. Yeah,
is fogging up when you have a mask on. Oh
that's so annoying. Is annoying? Number three, not being able
to hear or understand people when they talk with their
mask on so annoying. Yeah. I didn't realize how much
(03:43):
I read lips until this all started, and I was like, well,
waking up and not knowing what day it is. He's
a big first world problem and we all had that
on this show. Tell me another first world problem. Your
packages arrive late. I'm having it's a problem right now.
It was sent ten by ten pm yesterday and allow
(04:05):
it's nine o'clock in the morning the next day. What's
that guarant So Amazon does this do they over under
promise and over delivered because most packages they say, oh
it will arrive by ten pm, and more times than
none it arrives, you know, sometime in the afternoon. So
you feel happier that you've got to be four ten.
You know. Airlines do that, you know they did last
time I fl But your packages say like that comes
(04:27):
at ten o'clock though, right, like delivered by ten people? Yeah,
but Carolines would say it's gonna be an hour and
a half flight and it only takes an hour to
get there. They're like well look what wait? Did we
got there? About the flight time? Here's one I think
some whiny person on our show was gripping about this
to today. First world problems. You think you have one
when someone doesn't change the toilet paper roll when they
(04:48):
use it up? Oh that's my house? Was that me? Problem?
Video is freaking crazy? Another top Another first world problem
we've had in the you're figuring out what to eat
for every meal? Can we believe we made that a problem?
I can't believe it's a problem. I opened the fridge
(05:09):
and stare at it, like what am I going to eat?
Not being able to wear most of the clothing in
your closet, yeah, I just visited from time to time
to talk to it. Yeah, I can't fit in it anymore.
Long delays when you get food delivered, awful problem. And finally,
Netflix freezing or taking a long time to load. That's annoying.
(05:32):
It really is my first world problems. Though, if you
would looked at this list two years ago, you would
have said, who the fuck is mad at this stuff?
I got something much worse than all of that, Elvis,
what's that? God? Well, last night we ordered from door
Dash and uh we ordered smash burger, and I ordered
a hamburger with tomato, and the tomato wasn't cord, so
(05:57):
they sliced it and it had the corn and tomato.
But because it was door dash, I couldn't complain to them,
and I couldn't complain to the store, and I was
stuck not being able to complain, and I had the
green part in my tomato. Now you talk about problems,
I rest my case. Can you complain on the app?
There's a there's a spot. Why are you complaining? Tomato?
(06:21):
It's hard, yeah, yeah, but you got to bite it,
and you bite the part that's supposed to dig out.
It was right in the slice. That is the first
world problem. Thank you? Could you find the world that's
more first than that? Nothing's worse than that. Nothing, Jesus
mine is I have a room in my house that
like can't connect to the internet. So I have a
whole house that connects to the internet except for one room.
(06:42):
So if I if I go to that room, I
know I'm not getting internet, and then so Netflix doesn't
work on my I have to go on my would
spend more time in that room, so people can't get
in touch with me. All right. I tried to take
a nap yesterday, so I put my phone on Do
not disturb. That's why you couldn't get through, man, you know.
I but I bought a case of bottled water and
I went to go put it on the shelf, and
(07:04):
the bottles won't stand up because they barely use any
plastic anymore. So the bottles were like tilting. I was.
It was the worst thing ever. I can't believe it.
So I had to hold on back up. That's the
worst thing ever. It's the first world problem, the bottle.
You can't kill the environment the way you used to
get a filter. We really are spoiled, little assholes. Those
(07:32):
That was one of my favorite shows on Netflix, the
Ballet Show. Right, that's what it was one of my
favorite Season two. All right, how much time do we have?
I don't think we're going to fill up our entire
fifteen We get on here and bitch and goodbye, and
I think we we've given them more in the past.
(07:54):
Couple of things. We went over for something. This is
gonna be a first world problem for the people watch
and listening to this, Oh my god, they didn't give
me a full fifteen minutes on the fifteen minute Morning Show.
I said, have a beautiful day. We love you. Twelu
(08:17):
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