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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show,
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. And we've all gathered today.
There's Froggy and there's Scotty b in the serial library.
There's Scary Jones. There's Danielle in the basement. You may
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hear a cricket down there. Gandhi in her art gallery.
There's straight Nate and his hair. Yeah, and then there's Uh.
There's Garrett in his in his uh cabin, his log
cabin in the woods and Poconos. Uh. Dave Brody has
had his daughter's graduation, so he will not be joining
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us for this our last fifteen minute morning show podcast
before vacation and all I ever wanted anyway, So where
do you want to start? Should we start with the
hassi aggressive nature that Straighten Nate is throwing our way? Yes,
I wouldn't call this passive regular aggressive you, but you
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you turned your camera off and wouldn't even look at
us and make it fun of me. Stop it, listen.
I don't make fun of you when something's wrong with
your appearance. I have to say, you do. But I
have to say most of the time, if I criticize myself,
you actually make me feel better. Well, that's true, so
now to kind of feel really bad. Damn it. What
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we're making fun of Nate is not necessarily you. It's
that you've been back three times to get it fixed,
and I'm not going for I'm not going back four
times to fix my air cut. I'm sorry. And what
are you gonna do? I think you should leave it.
I think it looks good. Yeah, I think it's good.
You fix the flap on the air I said, you
fix the flap. The flap is gone and that was
the big problem and now you just need to put
the product back in. Yeah, I know it's it's gonna
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look good. Why do you fix? You fix the flap
according to cut and start from scrub talk about something else. Yeah,
I'm getting my haircut for vacation, uh earning next week.
I didn't make an appointment, and I'm gonna get it
all just again. There will there will be no room,
no room for complaint. Are you going to go blond again?
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Do you think? No? No, no, no, I won't have
enough hair to go blond. It's gonna be that short.
Remember what I did my hair when Froggy had to
go in for his aneurysm surgery. YEA, yeah, I think well,
I mean without the aneurysm surgery, We're going to revisit that.
I think I'm gonna go platinum blonde next week, and
I'll let you all know. You should. Could you imagine?
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Do it? Do it? I have to get my hair
cut more often now after my surgery. I have to
get a cut more often and shorter. But I still
wear a hat all the time because my hair on
one side of my head grows normal, and another side
of my head it all stops like it justision, so
it looks really strange. So I just wear a had
all the time. That's the same thing that Nate's going
through my hair. I've got all my hair. I can't
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see that for all of you guys, shut Unfortunately it's
not very well. It makes fun, but you know, I
I totally empathize with your position. We can get a haircut,
I can't. I can't grow hair someplace. I don't. I
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don't give a flying funk that I'm losing. Alright, Alright,
moving on, what else you gonna We talk about the
fact that I didn't know smoke a bone meant to
smoke a joint. Well, okay, look, there's no way in
life and our journey on our journey in life that
we can know every single thing about every single thing.
I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's
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more about how you adjust to new information and that
you respond to it. Yeah, this morning, when we talked
about smoking a bone could possibly mean smoking a joint,
people went off like, no, wait, I've never heard that
a heart do you think? I'm like, shut up, idiot,
It's okay that you didn't hear it before. Are you
learned something? I learned something every day today. Today I
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learned Nate's hair looks awful. You know you didn't. You
didn't because Froggy and I had the difference. Okay, there's
the cat. Just move and sit down and be good boy.
Your taking over your shot. What you're saying? So, Froggy
and I were both under the impression that smoking and
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smoking a bone meant to give a blowjob, right right?
It could? It could? It does, yeah, not not in
every case. It doesn't in every case, but there's more
than one meaning. It could also mean, you know, cooking ribs.
What Okay, what I'm trying to say is some of
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you didn't know that smoking a bone giving a blowjob? Well,
I didn't know that. I thought I've only heard the
term smoke a bowl, So I was excited to learn
there's another way of saying it, bone bowl. And what
happened in Elvis? He was going to go smoke a
bone with Nate, So then I really thought, that's what
it mean. How do you know? How do you know
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it didn't mean we were going to barbecue some ribs
or do all three all three while blowing each other.
Don't you think a lot of that stuff could be
regional to Like in some areas, maybe they've heard it
and that's the way they refer to it all the time,
and then in other areas they never do. Like the
word chowed, I didn't know it had two different meanings
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depending on where you came from. I always thought it
was one, But it means something different to everybody. Anyone
want to go for what they think it means. Yeah,
that's right. I first heard smoke a chod or what
is it? Just the word choked? What what is it?
What does it mean to you? A chod smoker is
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what people say that they're going to play cornhole? I
had never heard of the long game with the bean bags,
so I'm like, okay, now I get it. It's kind
of playing that all week. Such a great game. But wait,
back to chowd what region feels? It means what in
their region versus another region? So some people think that
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it chod means that. Wait, there's somebody coming into our
zoom room, and I'm not sure if I should continue
with what it chow is. Hello, Hello, Hello, Cale is here.
We can't talk about what we're talking about. I'm not sure. Yeah,
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do I hear her? Nicole is at you? Hello? Hey,
I can't hear you. Hold on, okay on, hold on,
hold on? Who are you high? Nicole? Okay, bye? Okay
to the wrong meeting? Why don't you have our sign
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in info? Was that never an interview? What's that? Nate?
Can you finish your sentence? Go ahead? Either from the
record label or from Bethany Frankel's she's back connecting to Nicole.
Are you with Bethany? Okay? Well, this is the room,
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the waiting room or something. Hold on, done, she's in.
We can't hear you. Okay, good, So back to the
chode you can talk. So I first learned that it
Chode was a wiener that is wider than it is long.
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That that's what it Chode was. Apparently everybody else thinks
it's the taint. And Nicole is back. So I'm glad
I just got that out. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on now she's gone, all right, she's gone now
all right. So I don't know if if you're listening
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to this. We're all doing the podcast in the zoom room,
and we have some strange people joining us. You don't
know what they are, what we're talking about, short fat
dis their opinion on that. Yeah, no, no, I just
I love how God he was in mid sentence describing
a taint and all of a sudden, okay, So I
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have never heard that a showed can be a taint.
So but I'm open minded enough to think, okay, then
maybe if someone thinks that I'm okay with that, sure,
why not reason to get upset? Coming back after? We
need to find out what Nicole thinks a taint. I
think I was in the wrong room with some stuff.
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You don't believe what they were talking about in that
room I went in. So I want to ask a
question that leads me to the last fifteen months or show.
Has any of you been on a meeting where someone
just accidentally dropped into the wrong meeting? Yeah? Really, And
I thought they had, especially in Zoom, they had a
way to make sure that all the codes are nowhere
near other codes. I mean, you'd have to you'd have
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to make major smart mistake to get into someone else's room. No,
two meetings we were in twice two times. Has anybody
seen anybody doing something they shouldn't be doing like that
was the guy at CNN who was caught whacking his
willy oh j Jeffrey Tuber. Yes, he was definite unfortunate.
Last name. Yeah, has anybody seen anybody doing something he
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shouldn't be doing it? I mean, tub you know I haven't?
You know? Then we could do it right now? Who
wants to start doing Over there in a cabin in
the woods, he's taking a shirt off. I got uncomfortable. Okay,
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now what you're a move scared? No? No, no, no,
don't pass it to me. Don't pass to me. So,
if you're listening to this podcast, Garrett's taking off his
clothes in the cabin in the woods. He's about to
give us a show I Nicole tries to sign in
again and it's extra confused. Go on, oh lord, you
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can alway. You can tell we're a little a little
crazy because we're all about to go on vacation and
it's always like this the week before vacation. Everyone just
gets a little nutty. Uh, And I think we're extra nutty. Yes,
I think Scotty would take a shirt off next it.
Come on, I've been eating a lot. Yeah me too.
Scotty was complaining about his boobs the other day and
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then squeezed them and showed us all. Well, I mean
it just it what shirt I wear. When I wear
just a blank tea, they're much more visible. So now
I have to wear logo teas so the logo covers
it up. Yes, yeah, I didn't know that. I know,
I know that trick. I'm the same thing. I mean,
someone actually referred to me as a milker when I
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walked through the room the other day. I'm like to
stop it. They did not. My breast are so large
that you can actually get milk to come out of them.
Your cat's whiskers are just tell you. All I've been
doing is moving him off of the computer because he
mutes me. He's stepped, he disconnects me. But all he's
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rolling over because he wants me to like scratch his
head is like he loves He doesn't understand the concept
of a fifteen minute morning show podcast. Speaking of how
much time is left in the how much time do
you want there to be left you? I asked you first,
how much time has left on your clock? Three minutes?
Oh thank god, this is where you're supposed to lie
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frog and be like, oh, we're done, We're done, because
when I do that, then they're gonna post and people
are gonna go all right, Froggy can't. Yeah, you got
to take that for the team. You just have to
follow that. Scar. I'm must detash get here. I'm we're
gonna go jump in a lake naked and bagel can
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the fact that Garrett is actually taking vacation earlier than
we have, No, he's not. He's been working. He's working
way don't you gonna week? No? No, no, no no,
I'll be back in gergy first. Is that a gluten
free bagel? It is very good? Actually, you if I
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gave it to you blind taste tests, you wouldn't know
the difference. Okay, all right. I can't wait. I can't
wait till Garrett to give it to me with a
blind taste taste. I want to be where Garrett is
right now. You're just making fun of me. Now you
want to beat with me, make up mind? Scary, I'm jealous.
You'll be gone soon enough. Scary, you'll be uh in
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Tampa Bay. You'll be insane before you. Where's everybody else going?
We're not telling. Everyone's talking one. I can't hear anyone.
So there, and I'm glad for once, I'm glad everyone's talking.
Elvis is coming out to my Pocono cabin or spending
the week together. We're gonna put the neck. I'll be
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weeding vegetable garden. That's my vacation. Very okay, that's exciting.
Sounds good. That sounds good, Danielle. You've got a lot
of places you're going to. We're going down the shore,
We're going to Nashville, We're going all over the place. Great.
I'm going to be semi near to where I think
Elvis is going to be, but I'm not going to
be crashing his party. Yes, Nate, where are you and
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your hair are going to vacation? Did you decide, you
go to where you're going. Elvis, you should vacation and Supercuts,
that's off. He left wherever you're going, even you Straight
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and Nate, I hope you have a very very fabulous
time out. You all deserve it. You've all been working
so hard and you're we're all brain dead and we
need to go refresh and thank you, recharge and I
hope you have a great vacation. Let's get I love you,
nat Im sorry whatever. The fifteen Minute Morning Show