You Get A Ticket?

Nate got a ticket early this morning, turns out we have all got tickets for weird reasons?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. Okay, what was the last ticket you guys
got from a police officer? Um behind me? Speeding a

(00:24):
rolling stop? Oh, speeding sped. Mine was like, I didn't
yield for a pedestrian. Oh you hit someone. She didn't
yield for a building. First of all, wait a second,
it's not true. The pedestrian was all the way on

(00:46):
the other side to hit him. He was on the side.
And it was right when my dad was sick or
and dying and I was in another it was my
first day back at work. This happens that he's pulls
me over and I'm explaining. I'm like, look, I'm really sorry.
I'm like, they were all the way over there. Yeah,
but just don't need to stop. I said, okay, but
I'm so and I was explaining what's going on. They

(01:08):
couldn't care less. They still gave me a ticket. But
because of COVID, they moved my trial date, like you know,
because I pleaded not guilty, So they moved my trial
date and then I moved it again. So it's been
almost it will be almost two years by the time
I actually go and try to fight this ticket. But
I honestly, the pedestrian, I swear to you, was nowhere

(01:30):
near where I went. That's why I was like, what
the hell, Yeah, I never stopped. If they're not near me,
if there on the other side of the street, you
go right. Well, if you're you have to, I guess
I don't know. You should fight that, Danielle. I'm fighting it.
We'll see what happened in California. If there's a pedestrian
anywhere in the crosswalk. Yeah, that's what I think. It
is crazy because if you go to California and you're

(01:52):
from New York and you rent a car and you're driving,
as soon as someone steps off the curb, everybody jams
on their brakes, even if there's no traffic. Right it's
so you cannot get here. In New York City, we
roll over there right, you know where you can make
a right on red because you can't make a right
on red everywhere and I sometimes I don't know New

(02:12):
York City, it's no right on red. En listens a
sign that says you can write in Jersey you can
make a right on red. Yeah. So on the whole
rest of the country, road pretty much island Upstate New York,
New York City, it's too busy. Well, if you don't
know the rules and they give you a ticket, I
I feel like that it's simple. Don't turn right on

(02:33):
red in New York City. I know. If you don't
know that, there's a sign when you enter each borrow,
there's a sign that says no turn on red except
we're posted. Oh really, ever hit a person? No? Okay, everyone,

(02:56):
hold on, Nate, did you hit a person again? Danielle
riding out, admit it? Didn't he admit it. I don't
know if we ever did. On the air, Oh he did.
I do remember him hitting someone. We should change that
subject of those bad questions. I don't hit by a person,

(03:19):
but I think I would have gotten in trouble. Ultimately.
I was making a right don't know. I was making
a left turn and I looked both ways, go to turn,
and on my right side I get hit by a bike.
He was on the sidewalk where you're not supposed to be,
so I wasn't really checking the sidewalk, crashing the side
of my car, flew off, his backpack went flying. I
was like, oh my god, I got out. He gets
up off the ground and goes, my bad. Should have

(03:41):
been doing that as long as my six packs. Okay,
I'm good to go. I was like, ship his backpack,
checked his beer and took off the police. I thought
he meant his stomach. No, he hadn't beer in his backpack.
You want to make sure it was okay. I was like,
I think we should call the cops. Nope, he left.
I wasted. Didn't you hit something with it? But you
and were riding. Did you hit a car or person?

(04:01):
Remember someone opened their door or something. We were running
the bike in the city. Oh no, yeah, no, it
soon opened their cab door and I broke my my pinky.
Oh my god, that's so dangerous. You were with me?
Is that the day I I faded on my bike
in Central Park and I fell over into the grass.
Was great? I just fainted and it was I was

(04:23):
going so slow. It was uptown in Central Park and
it's a hill and I was like really slow, and
all of a sudden I faded and fell over. Was
that the last time you were on your bike? No, Froggy,
who did you hit? So it was late at night
and uh, there was a kid riding a bike in
the middle of the road. It was like ten thirty

(04:43):
at night, and there was it was a two lane road.
There was a big red van waiting to turn and
I don't think he saw me coming, and so right
when he crossed the front of the red van, I
hit him. He went over my car into my sunroof,
no Jesus, and rolled off the back eventually, and when
I when I came to a stop, I opened the
door and I'm like, are you okay, and say I'm
so sorry I didn't see you. I'm so sorry. Please

(05:05):
don't call anybody, please. He started losing. I didn't think
he had snuck out of his house, but we had
to call the cops, and the cops came his mom,
but he was fine, but it was his fault. But
I think he'd snuck out of the house. So it
was similar story. I was in college and I was
people I was coming to hit someone, feel like I'm
missing out on something like that. It was late October.

(05:29):
I was coming home from a catering my catering job.
It was a Saturday night and it was raining and
the leaves were on the ground and you know how
slippery those can be. I was on a dark street
and two girls were I guess underage drinking at a
Halloween party and they were handcuffed to one another dressed
his black alley cats on a pitch black street and

(05:50):
I saw them and they just kept running through the
into the middle of the street. I slammed on the brakes.
Luckily I was only going twenty five. They hit the
hood of my car, went up on the hood and
then rolled down. Then they rolled in front of my
car out of this was a two o'clock in the
morning on a Saturday night. I was. I was again.
It was like in the nineties. I get out. You

(06:11):
know what's going on? You guys? Okay? I was like,
let's call somebody. They obviously, like Froggy, probably were doing
something they shouldn't have been doing. They must have been out.
They stuck out of the house. They were definitely underage
drinking at a Halloween party. And you got their number.
They are you sure? This wasn't like like a fetish
They ran and they and they read they bolted. They

(06:31):
ran away like like a nightmare, still handcuffed together, the
handcuffed together alley cats. One of them ran away, the
other one was dragged behind. No, they bolt up on
the hand. Um, I am going to leave this fifteen

(06:53):
minute morning show podcast. Literally I have to go take
care of something. But carry on, please, can I really
have to go? I'll back. Danielle. Remember when we almost
saw a shopping cart run over an old woman. You
know what's so funny. I was just going to bring
this up because yesterday so wait, so Froggy and I
were driving, We're in the car together and we saw
a shopping cart. Wait, let Danielle try to tell it.

(07:18):
Let Dylan Danielle try to tell it. We were sitting
in a stoplight and it the target is up on
a hill. Okay, there's a very elderly woman. She was
doing these stereotypical halften over walking down the hill really slow.
At the top of the hill, here comes a rogue
target shopping cart and this thing is picking up speed

(07:39):
as it's coming down the hill and Danielle and see
it at the Saint is Cauli gatass down the hill
and it just, I mean, it just misses her. HiT's
the curb before her, and it just misses her. And
daniel and I try to convince ourselves that we would
have jumped out and stopped it. Prior to it hitting her.
But I don't think we would have, but you didn't.

(08:00):
I don't think we couldn't have, though, I think it's
where we were stopped. We couldn't have. But she wasn't hurt, thankfully,
Everything was okay. But I was cracking up because last
night there was a rogue shopping cart at Target again
and it was like really windy, and it was going
out into the middle of the street and almost sixteen
year old son, he's running, just stopping before it hits

(08:22):
someone and out well, I could think it was like
my kids got a great art, got a shopping cart story. Yeah. Yeah.
This is probably about six months to a year ago.
And I was driving home on Dalancey Street, which is
you know, before you get to the bridge to go
from Manhattan to Brooklyn, and uh, I would say, there's
a little bit of a homeless problem over there. So
I was stopped at a red light and all of

(08:43):
a sudden, this shopping cart comes from out of nowhere
full of bottles, empty bottles. So he was going your
dream and I didn't return. Then I didn't. I didn't
I have many options because I was stopped. Just do
I opened the door and try to stop it and
break my hand or was just going too fast. Things
slammed into the side of my door. Some dude with
one tooth comes over and says that thing I got

(09:05):
no insurance, and I was like, it was like the
day could not have been worse, but that the thing
was fus We couldn't and we were like, well, there's
no way we can even get out of the car
and stop this. Like where we were. We were also
laughing so fucking hard that we couldn't move. Okay, you
try to scream, like watch out, lady, I'm nothing. So

(09:29):
but she was fine. Thank god she didn't get hit.
I was in a target parking lot one time, and
do you know put the cart back people. It was
one of those cart locomotives that they have that pushes
the carts. So this guy is pushing it and stops
it because he's going to get other carts. All of
a sudden, the thing starts going off itself and it's

(09:53):
heading towards this old woman. I'm like, oh fuck, it's
gonna hit this. She has no clue, so I run
that the attendants like clueless. I run and pull it
out of the way from this woman and it just
misses her in the nick of time, and she looks
at me, she goes get away from me. So you

(10:16):
didn't bang ornate. There was a Walmart parking lot and
I parked my car, which I rarely do, next to
the cart return, and so a person across the aisle,
you know, across the row of cars, pushed their shopping cart,
you know, across like they were aiming for the cart return.

(10:38):
So I heard it. I turned around and started going
right from my car. So I ran yelling no, and
I as I got there, the cart went right into
the cart return and missed my car. And the guy
looked at me like, I wasn't even close to your car, asshole,
But you don't know from an angle when you're running.
And I was like, no, I wouldn't have hit my car.

(11:00):
So I was that was I wasted my run. I
don't park near the cart return for some that reason,
because I don't want carts even in the vicinity of
my car. Damn you guys, put with your cart. So
what I mean, so like, I'll take the cart and
game it towards the cart returns from like a hundred
feet away and do this. Yes, I got a perfect

(11:26):
run into the other cart. It was the best. That's
exactly because people like people like hole and one. What
about the other times, Nate it didn't work out? So yeah,
bounce off. The cars are fine. Also, I don't want
to see like an old But those shopping carts are expensive,
and then the grocery store has to pay to replace
all the broken shitty parts because people like you were

(11:48):
ramming them into the curb when you miss your hole
in one? Do you always get that jankety shopping car though?
I always ye? That sounds like right. And I'm going
through this. Everyone's looking at you. Everyone looks at you
like we really that's the card you picked high on

(12:11):
the jackass. I had the car I couldn't make a
left the front tire on the Friday when I went shopping,
I couldn't make a left. I had to pick the
card up and rotated. And sometimes those wheels will lock
up on you when they're not They that it? How
does it know? How does it? I don't know? I

(12:31):
don't know. I always wonder the same thing. Danielle crashed
cards into people to like car. No, daniel does not,
and I do not crash. I do not crash into people.
Thank god, she's the only one of us. Apparently they
didn't have someone. But honestly, that is my biggest fear
that that will happen, because it's terrified. That scares the
ship out of me. Yeah. I wonder what that guy's

(12:54):
up to now, Okay, I hope, I mean hopefully. Oh there.
I got to an accident once, actually to the first one.
The guy was asked, like he hit me or I
hit him? What? I think it was my fault? He
had he had some to shut up, he had some

(13:14):
damage to the car. Scary but you'll appreciate this. But
somehow we were talking and he found out I worked
for the station, and he let me go. He's like,
don't worry about the damage. I love your radio station.
And he just went. And then the next time, the
next time, we were getting on to the West Side
Highway going down to Manhattan and I was changing lanes
and it was my fault and the people just kept going,

(13:35):
and so my husband said something. Yeah, He's like, they're
either don't have insurance or it's a stolen vehicle, but
they are not stopping for a reason because they would
have stopped. So I got away somehow with that one,
Danielle didn't we get into an accident in the parking
lot of a zoo. No that No, do you know
what happened? This was the worst. I went in with

(13:56):
a beautiful vehicle, but this the only remember because I
was there. Yes, Garrett, you remember we went to the zoo.
We we went into the zoo and the car was
fully intact. But one time, she doesn't get into an accident.
She got We came out from the zoo and I
couldn't find my car. I'm like, where the freke did

(14:17):
we park this car? And I'm looking everywhere? Why Because
I couldn't recognize it. Somebody smashed into it and just
rode away, and so there was so much damage to
the side of this car. I'm like, you gotta be
kidding me. No, note nothing, They just whatevery case. All
I remember saying that Danielle is no one's going to
believe you. Yes, and I did not write assholes whoever

(14:40):
that was, I wish diarrhea upon you. Yes. Wow By
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