What Would You Do?

Our listener Kristina calls in to ask a question about money she found. The show had fun and decided to ask her some butt hurt questions.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
morning show? Well, I think it's time for the fifteen
minute Morning Show podcast. What do y'all? Y'all? There's Froggy

(00:23):
and look swallow that banana. Scotty East. Yeah, there it goes.
I'm posting him eating this banana on my you should.
There's a straight Night with his rocking new boy haircut.
There's a Scarry and there's Danielle, and there's Garrett and
of course there in the den there's Dave Brody. Where's Gondhy?

(00:43):
I'm here, I just I don't know what has happened
to my zoom room. So I'm restarting my computer and
trying to get back in where. If you're listening to
the podcast, which a lot of people do listen, then
it's like nothing's wrong. Right. Hey, let's start out with
a call from Christina. She has a question for the
Morning Show. Hey, Christina, I welcome to the fifteen Minute

(01:04):
Morning Show Podcast. We're making you a part of our
podcast rather than the live show. How do you like that?
Oh my gosh, I love you guys. I'm like shaking.
The good news is because we're on the podcast, you
can use foul language. What's your favorite dirty word? What's
your favorite dirty word? I'm know good like hot sucker
or like, okay, just nicknames dirty words? These people we know?

(01:30):
Do we know these people anyway? So what is your
question for the morning show? Christina? So this morning I
was out walking the dog and I found a hundred
dollar bill in my apartment complex. Congratulations, keep it. So
it was like a ten or twenties. I probably would
have just like kept it, but my husband says keep it,

(01:54):
and I say, I live on like in like a community, right,
I have a community for So I'm like, should I
post it and say like that anyone find that it
was anything? It also was like pretty early this morning,
so I'm wondering if it was like a maintenance man, right.
So I'm just I'm sort of conflicted and like what

(02:15):
to do? I would be too well, let me ask um, Hey, Froggy, Lisa,
your wife Lisa used to work in management property management, right.
I wonder what they suggest you do if you take
it to the office. Isn't there a chance if they
don't find who it belonged to, they're just going to
keep with themselves. They're gonna tell you, Oh, yeah, somebody

(02:35):
came and claimed it. Can no matter what, can I
give you a suggestion, just keep it because that time
when I found seven hundred dollars sitting next to the
A t M. I went to the police and they're like,
don't give it to us, because if you do, you'll
never see it again and it'll probably just go to
the county. So you know, if someone comes looking for it,
that's one thing. You know, if you hear rumblings of hey,

(02:58):
you know somebody lost so thing, then maybe if they
could tell you what it was, give it back. But
otherwise you have a party you know what. I don't know,
but you bring up a good point, Christina. What if
it's someone who is in maintenance and someone who you are,
someone that directly affects your life and keeps your your
area looking great in your complex, you don't want to

(03:19):
take out of their pocket. I see how you can
be conflicted any other gone, you're here with us, What
do you think? Yes, hello, I kind of think she
should keep it too. I think it's tricky. Part of
me wants to say go to the front office and
just tell them, hey, if anybody lost a hundred bucks,
tell them to reach out to me, but you know
you can't. Think you can. Then if anyone lost money,

(03:40):
reach out to me, and then maybe the complex can
just send out an email and you can somehow verify
like where was it? I don't know. I'd feel guilty
too if it was a maintenance guy. But I also
want to keep it, so I don't know. Got an
easy solution. What's that, Broady? Just have them tell you
what the serial number on the dollar goes for identify it. Okay,
that attracts all the serial numbers, so he would do it.

(04:02):
He's weird. I think I'm with Gandhi. I would give
it some time. I would tell the I mean the
posts like something maybe that said anybody lose anything, but
not say the monetary value because everyone's gonna say it
was me, but they give it. It's like, maybe give
it a week or something, and then if in a
week you haven't heard, keep it. So what are you
gonna do? Christina? What are you gonna do? What are
gonna do? What are gonna do? That's what I was thinking,

(04:24):
just saying, like I found something, let me know if
you found it, you know, if you lost something, um
and like let me know how much it was, because
then we'll see I don't know, I feel bad, although
we did just get married and spent a lot of
money and so we could use extra. You keep your
karma cloud clean if you just tell somebody, hey, I

(04:45):
have this. If somebody needs to tell them to come
to me, and then if they don't, that's any happy
wedding congratulations. Don't say don't say it was money, because
they could always just guess a hundred to just say
something yeah, resident, that took a stab at it and
be like us, hunt you bucks. Christina, what's your day
all about? Today? We love having someone on the phone

(05:08):
like a whole new fresh person on our podcast What
are you doing? What's your life all about? Today? Is
my first official day of summer break, so I just
start with grooming and I am just having a me day. Um.
I worked in the school a school social worker all year,
so I need this summer break. You don't you deserve it? Um? Hey,

(05:34):
you know what, let's play butt hurt with Christina. Yeah,
all right, we're letting. We're letting you into the inner
sanctum as we play button nice. Do you have a
butt hurt card? Ready to go? On? Straightening? Oh, let's
see Okay, now, No, Christina, you listen to the show
all the time. I'm assuming, right, yes, And I move
from New York City to Austin, Tactas and I still

(05:56):
listen to you guys on the nice Okay. So in
the zoo room right now, we have Scary myself, Froggy,
Scotty b Elvis, Danielle Garrett, David Brody and Gandhi. So
I'm gonna ask you a question. You have to pick.
Who is the answer to that question? All right? Who is? Sorry?
Who would be the one that fits the description? All right?

(06:18):
So who is the biggest slob? The biggest slob um
scary dog? Actually? Right? Why is it stew dull like that? What? Chris? Chris?

(06:41):
It's her perception? Are you? Your perception of You always
talk about him leaving the you know, the room and
mat with no one's there. So I'm gonna scary Okay,
I chew with my mouth open. There's that. So what's
your next? Okay? Who like Christine to be a peeping tom?

(07:05):
Oh um? Okay, I don't want to say Danielle, but
I'm gonna say me. Okay, but hurt, she doesn't know me?
That well, yeah, Scotty's definitely the perv. All right, okay,

(07:29):
who go ahead, go ahead, Nate? Who is most likely
to have had anal sex side from the obvious? And
what's the obvious? Scary? Nothing? There's nothing obviously. Come on,

(07:53):
I'm kind of curious to know what. Um Okay, well,
I mean I think I know what you're talking about
when you say vious, but I'm gonna I'm gonna say,
god fun facts or maybe not so fun. I've never
done it. Well, right now, you automatically assume the gay

(08:16):
guy is the annual sex girl. That makes sense as today,
whether it was pitching or catching, she just said it was,
have you done it doesn't matter which week? Oh? Then
I would say, Garrett, you're welcome. What is what makes
her think that I'm doing but stuff? More than anyone else,

(08:37):
You're just open and free and all about explorations. So
I feel like maybe once or try to try it too.
It sounds complimentary, Actually is it? Actually does? Now I
need to text the boyfriend Christine. Open and free Christine
has been a lot of fun hanging out with you.

(08:58):
Thank you so much for listening to us, and good
luck with that. With that hundred dollar bill. Okay, thank you,
love you guys so much. All right, you take it easy,
Thanks for listening. There you go. That was so cool.
I enjoy having a caller on our fifteen minute Yeah,
that was cool, the fun. Yeah, you might want to
have right down her number so Brandon can call her
and thank her later. How do you know it doesn't

(09:22):
go the way exactly either way he's gonna thank her.
What was that video that came out years ago where
the woman straps it on and fux her boyfriend bend
over boyfriend. Yeah, something like that. I wonder. I wonder
if Christina knew when she woke up this morning and

(09:43):
she was going to talk to her favorite morning show
about but stuff and curse and curse were pretty good.
Oh my gosh, how do you get out of this one?
What do you go from here? Nate? But but hurt?
I don't know. We over? I think, no, we're not
close to over, but we were over the last two days.
Your math doesn't it's called the fifteen minute morning show

(10:06):
just because we do sixteen minutes the day before. It
doesn't mean Yeah, so that's a lot like you know,
if you open the New York Post the famous New
York Post and look for page six. It's never on
page six, so it's just a name. Just sixty minutes
isn't really sixty minutes because there's commercials in there at
A sixty minute massage is never a sixty hit massage.

(10:28):
I don't know set up time and all that crap too.
Is today Thursday? Yeah? Alright, just checking Friday Jr? Alright?
What else I'm born? Christina just took it all out
of us. Well, we should have kept her around a
couple more minutes and finished playing the butt heart game.
It's time to move on. Although I think somebody's butter

(10:48):
hearts in Gandhi's house later on. But I'm not all
of you. Text me, text me, I love that, she said,
I felt like it was I felt like it was you, Gandhi,
because you're so open and free. And so she's implying
that anal sex people are more fun and more open

(11:09):
and yeah, anal sex people sex people exploratory and discovery.
Yeah that's nothing to do with anal sex. Um. How
does your girlfriend like you new haircut? Your fiance loves it?
She loves it. She I was starting to look like
a homeless person. I mean, you know, I actually got

(11:30):
mistaken for a homeless person that a dinner one yet,
I mean, she was just so excited that I didn't
look like that. From this angle, looks like you have
a scrunchy on your head. It does questions, free, open
and free. I have not had it. Okay, let's you

(11:55):
don't want to go you don't want to go up
that road, if you know, I've never seen him flustered
like that, though, oh I have. He's easy to fluster. Hey,
we have to make a date at Odeon for lunch
soon because it is summer corn season. Yeah, that corn ravioli,
I'm telling you. But if you it's one of the

(12:17):
best things you'll ever put in your mouth. But Scary,
let's go today. Yeah, it's not really good for you.
It doesn't really do anything. Doctor, I still love that.
On today's show, Scary once again tried to be like
the guy who knows about nutrition and as he eats
two entimate chocolate covered doughnuts, I think I just had

(12:39):
heard they say. I don't know, it's yesterday, but they
say that corn doesn't have a lot of nutritional value.
They because they're they're wrong. Doctor, Instagram came to the rescue.
Why don't you have things happen during your commute or
something so you know you're on time without looking at
the clock. I know when it's six forty five because

(13:01):
I hear scary pouring. Eminem's into it every morning. Tell
me five without looking at the sound. And he sounds
like a little squirrel when he does it, So I
think we're done. You have a beautiful, beautiful day, And
uh there you got your fifteen minute morning show podcast

(13:22):
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