June 10, 2021 • 11 mins
From Lisa's high school reunion, we talk about the "list" we have all hard over the course of our life!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show? Hello, hell,
hi are we doing this? How long was yesterday's podcast
(00:23):
and the day before his podcast were over by probably
a total together, probably like six minutes. Oak, Welcome to
the nine minute podcast. I like that, And I think
we need to delve into Lisa because we had her earlier,
her on earlier, right, And I just I don't know,
something smells funny with this whole story, so so can
(00:47):
you restate the story quickly and siscinctly. I went to
a reunion, a class reunion last weekend, and there was
this guy here who happened I got to interject something.
By the way, it was classroo union she went to.
Was not her school or her class, continue on, correct everything.
(01:10):
Why didn't you go? Because I happened to be friendly
with two schools in Finellas County and anyway, So I
went back and there was the you know, the typical
hot guy that was hot back in high school. So
I was talking. I was walking up to talk to him.
Some girl steps right in front of me and says,
(01:31):
I went to prom with him. And I'm thinking, I
don't give a flying ship what you did with him,
And so I was like okay, and then I walked
on over to him and I started talking about graduation
and talking talking. She's given me like this look like
this up and down look which, honey, that was over
thirty years ago that we were in high school. Get
the funk over it. And he didn't even go there.
(01:54):
So what's she doing? I don't know. I guess you
want to get her close in him him, didn't even
go to the school or in the class. Why are
you ben there? Friends? Aware? She did you know him though?
But you do know him? Yes? Oh yeah? You know
how he look now? I didn't know him, know him?
How did he look now? He looks great? He still
looks good, take care of himself, kind of like Gandhi said,
(02:17):
he looks like he smells like sundy. Yeah, he looks
like he smells like a tanning bed. He was. He
was brown like me. But I don't think he's of
any type of brown descendant, a descendant of anyone. Questions
did anything happen between the two of you? Never? Nothing?
Would you like it to? What? Idiot? But now here's
(02:39):
this the follow up question, had something happened between the
two of you, would you have told froggy. Are you
talking about like prior, like a long time ago? Yeah,
like a few years ago whatever. Under the bleachers he's
got the list. I don't know. Probably you guys actually
have that list? Does that exist in your marriage? The
(03:01):
lead she has the list, but she can't find She
claims she can't find it. Now it's you don't know
who's honest? Two pages? But have you really put this
stuff down? No? I wasn't talking about that list. I
was talking about a list of people you could cheat
on each other with. I wasn't talking about that board
in traffic when we live in South Florida and she
(03:22):
made the list on the way home, I'm like, who
the funk does that? I had a jar my memory
a little bit when the list of everyone you've slept with? Yeah? Yeah,
the pen ran out of inc and she ran out
of paper. Here's a question for everybody, Okay, So if
you run into somebody that you hooked up with in
the past, do you tell your significant other or do
(03:44):
you just say nothing happened just to avoid the No,
I always say it. So. I made the mistake of
telling an ex boyfriend once because we were talking to
this guy and then as we were walking away, I
was like, oh, by the way, I made out with
him in high school. Literally that was all to happen.
And the boyfriend the funk out. Why would you wait
until we were done talking to him? I was like,
what are you gonna punch him in the face? Like,
(04:05):
cut the conversation short, give me a break. It's so stupid.
So now I will not agree. Gandy, have we ever
run anybody? And you lied to me and told me
you didn't do anything with him when you in facted
why don't we've been together twenty four years. I don't
have a don't like, maybe it's possible happened. It's possible,
(04:28):
Lisa ya When you made the sex list, it's a
two part question. Did you write it in chronological order
or in good sex order? And if that's the case,
where was Froggy on the list? Now? It wouldn't be
in good sex order now order and I wasn't the
last name. I was asking if I could take a
(04:52):
few off maybe and just forget. But in my now experience,
I would suggest to anybody not to share all the
inform nation with your significant other. Just say I don't
off the list because it was really small, like that
doesn't matter many you didn't feel it, my girl. I
(05:14):
don't think. I don't think Sheldon and I have ever
sat down and actually said how many partners have you had?
How many? He knows that my list isn't great, but
I don't think we've ever really because we've always thought
the past of the past it is. I mean, I'm sure,
first of all, hold on, I don't want my kids
to here in the UK. They start a lot sooner
(05:37):
than they start here. Let's in Miami too. Yeah, it's
just like the UK, UK in Miami are very similar.
But I still we've never got there are girls that
pop up, or is something like I know his one
of his ex girlfriends who's married now and has kids.
She sends us Christmas cards and Birthday cards all the time,
(05:57):
and I'm like, okay, whatever, And if she actually came here,
because she still lives in the UK, I wouldn't mind
getting together with her and going out and hanging out.
I know he was kind of hanging out with her,
but I don't know. It's been there, done that. Yeah,
everybody in this room, if you had to make a
list of your sexual partners, would it be on like
a post it note, college rule, legal pad, like where
(06:20):
exactly what type of would you need? Scroll? Yeah? Now,
let me ask you a question. Are we filing a
computer full doing it such? Are we just saying like
suck such a feeling? It's different sections. It's different sections,
aren't Wait? Are you talking about sex or like sex
and lollipoppy because that's a form of sex. You can
(06:42):
ask some former presidents about that. I think every four
everything can have mind separated mind animals. Man, you are
just too much have it separated. Mine is making out,
(07:02):
then it's all other stuff, and then sex, well, I
know is sex. It's so weird that you know these subtects.
Remember the people that you made out with? Every person
who ever made out with? No, not every, but I
mean I would make the list as I went along.
It's yeah, I mean I had it in my desk
drawer about the dog with the dog food. Where does
that go on the list? That's that middle category. It's
(07:25):
everything in the middle leg. I don't know what you're
talking post it that we don't show people. I don't
know what you mean. Nine minutes yet not even close?
Why the beast reality? I tried cutling short. Did my
tongue on all this? Yeah? You did? Scar to real quiet?
(07:46):
Would you do seven minutes and just call it seven
minutes in Heaven? Just titled the podcast including you, Lisa,
everybody in this room? Who do you think has the
longest list? Oh? Out of everybody? Just live out of
the camera viewing. I'm going to say scary. I'm gonna
(08:06):
say scary, Nate. I think I think scary is the
shortest list out of all themes. I think, Nate, I'm
going to think nt Yeah, all right, we're done. But
I think Scotty's list would be me. That's not true, now,
(08:28):
no way. I remember Scott trying to get Scotty hooked
up with some of my friends, and it was not
an easy thing. Scotty one. Scotty was always picky, and
Scotty wasn't just throwing it out there he was. I
was afraid. I was always afraid. Anyway I would I
would ruin it, forget. I got a very very late
last start, so like how late, like how old were
(08:48):
you when you lost your virginity? Late? You were twenty?
I was, and I thought I was so late. He
showed me where it was greatly on this list Nate
and the butt he showed to his butt. It's weird.
I'm not gonna say, but what I will say is this.
I would say, any of the ladies here, your list
could be way longer than us, right, if you choose
(09:10):
to Mine's not sure it could be, but that doesn't matter.
Let's play greater than greater than I left. The man
(09:30):
has spoken. It was just slinging wener for a long time.
My list could be much longer. But I always had
nervous stomach, So that was that kept my list that. Yeah,
that's right. I would get nervous, and I would get
(09:51):
nervous stomach. I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna fart,
I'm gonna ship. I can't do this, and I would bail.
Oh my god, you are so trying to do scotty anything.
I just thought that thought of like spending the night
at a girl's house. Sometimes I would get nervous stomach
and I would either have to leave or just bake
in it or something. You know, there was so much
to give me diarrhea here. How many minutes the podcast.
(10:17):
I suffered evacuation some girl's house in California one time,
and the only bathroom was in her roommate's room, and
there was a guy in there, and I had my
stomach was gargling. I was like, oh my god, am
I gonna hook up with this girl? So I went
out on the balcony. I told her I had to pee,
and I pretended to pee and I let out the
biggest fart, and I'm like, I just I can't do this.
(10:39):
I don't wanna. I didn't want to. Ladies, he's married.
You're out of luck. My god, that's in the middle
of the list minutes. What do you think that story?
They want to go have sex again? You want to
go burn the list? Yeah? No, you can see Nate
behind Sam. He just didn't want to these questions anymore.
(11:02):
I think if Elvis was here he would take He
would have the most. Oh yeah, yeah, exactly probably and
he would. So let's bring it back on Monday and
just focus on Elvis's know. If William and I screw
this up, it's all over. I'm going to be all
you bitches with my member. Sam's by sorry. The fifteen
(11:26):
Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show? Hello, hell,
hi are we doing this? How long was yesterday's podcast
(00:23):
and the day before his podcast were over by probably
a total together, probably like six minutes. Oak, Welcome to
the nine minute podcast. I like that, And I think
we need to delve into Lisa because we had her earlier,
her on earlier, right, And I just I don't know,
something smells funny with this whole story, so so can
(00:47):
you restate the story quickly and siscinctly. I went to
a reunion, a class reunion last weekend, and there was
this guy here who happened I got to interject something.
By the way, it was classroo union she went to.
Was not her school or her class, continue on, correct everything.
(01:10):
Why didn't you go? Because I happened to be friendly
with two schools in Finellas County and anyway, So I
went back and there was the you know, the typical
hot guy that was hot back in high school. So
I was talking. I was walking up to talk to him.
Some girl steps right in front of me and says,
(01:31):
I went to prom with him. And I'm thinking, I
don't give a flying ship what you did with him,
And so I was like okay, and then I walked
on over to him and I started talking about graduation
and talking talking. She's given me like this look like
this up and down look which, honey, that was over
thirty years ago that we were in high school. Get
the funk over it. And he didn't even go there.
(01:54):
So what's she doing? I don't know. I guess you
want to get her close in him him, didn't even
go to the school or in the class. Why are
you ben there? Friends? Aware? She did you know him though?
But you do know him? Yes? Oh yeah? You know
how he look now? I didn't know him, know him?
How did he look now? He looks great? He still
looks good, take care of himself, kind of like Gandhi said,
(02:17):
he looks like he smells like sundy. Yeah, he looks
like he smells like a tanning bed. He was. He
was brown like me. But I don't think he's of
any type of brown descendant, a descendant of anyone. Questions
did anything happen between the two of you? Never? Nothing?
Would you like it to? What? Idiot? But now here's
(02:39):
this the follow up question, had something happened between the
two of you, would you have told froggy. Are you
talking about like prior, like a long time ago? Yeah,
like a few years ago whatever. Under the bleachers he's
got the list. I don't know. Probably you guys actually
have that list? Does that exist in your marriage? The
(03:01):
lead she has the list, but she can't find She
claims she can't find it. Now it's you don't know
who's honest? Two pages? But have you really put this
stuff down? No? I wasn't talking about that list. I
was talking about a list of people you could cheat
on each other with. I wasn't talking about that board
in traffic when we live in South Florida and she
(03:22):
made the list on the way home, I'm like, who
the funk does that? I had a jar my memory
a little bit when the list of everyone you've slept with? Yeah? Yeah,
the pen ran out of inc and she ran out
of paper. Here's a question for everybody, Okay, So if
you run into somebody that you hooked up with in
the past, do you tell your significant other or do
(03:44):
you just say nothing happened just to avoid the No,
I always say it. So. I made the mistake of
telling an ex boyfriend once because we were talking to
this guy and then as we were walking away, I
was like, oh, by the way, I made out with
him in high school. Literally that was all to happen.
And the boyfriend the funk out. Why would you wait
until we were done talking to him? I was like,
what are you gonna punch him in the face? Like,
(04:05):
cut the conversation short, give me a break. It's so stupid.
So now I will not agree. Gandy, have we ever
run anybody? And you lied to me and told me
you didn't do anything with him when you in facted
why don't we've been together twenty four years. I don't
have a don't like, maybe it's possible happened. It's possible,
(04:28):
Lisa ya When you made the sex list, it's a
two part question. Did you write it in chronological order
or in good sex order? And if that's the case,
where was Froggy on the list? Now? It wouldn't be
in good sex order now order and I wasn't the
last name. I was asking if I could take a
(04:52):
few off maybe and just forget. But in my now experience,
I would suggest to anybody not to share all the
inform nation with your significant other. Just say I don't
off the list because it was really small, like that
doesn't matter many you didn't feel it, my girl. I
(05:14):
don't think. I don't think Sheldon and I have ever
sat down and actually said how many partners have you had?
How many? He knows that my list isn't great, but
I don't think we've ever really because we've always thought
the past of the past it is. I mean, I'm sure,
first of all, hold on, I don't want my kids
to here in the UK. They start a lot sooner
(05:37):
than they start here. Let's in Miami too. Yeah, it's
just like the UK, UK in Miami are very similar.
But I still we've never got there are girls that
pop up, or is something like I know his one
of his ex girlfriends who's married now and has kids.
She sends us Christmas cards and Birthday cards all the time,
(05:57):
and I'm like, okay, whatever, And if she actually came here,
because she still lives in the UK, I wouldn't mind
getting together with her and going out and hanging out.
I know he was kind of hanging out with her,
but I don't know. It's been there, done that. Yeah,
everybody in this room, if you had to make a
list of your sexual partners, would it be on like
a post it note, college rule, legal pad, like where
(06:20):
exactly what type of would you need? Scroll? Yeah? Now,
let me ask you a question. Are we filing a
computer full doing it such? Are we just saying like
suck such a feeling? It's different sections. It's different sections,
aren't Wait? Are you talking about sex or like sex
and lollipoppy because that's a form of sex. You can
(06:42):
ask some former presidents about that. I think every four
everything can have mind separated mind animals. Man, you are
just too much have it separated. Mine is making out,
(07:02):
then it's all other stuff, and then sex, well, I
know is sex. It's so weird that you know these subtects.
Remember the people that you made out with? Every person
who ever made out with? No, not every, but I
mean I would make the list as I went along.
It's yeah, I mean I had it in my desk
drawer about the dog with the dog food. Where does
that go on the list? That's that middle category. It's
(07:25):
everything in the middle leg. I don't know what you're
talking post it that we don't show people. I don't
know what you mean. Nine minutes yet not even close?
Why the beast reality? I tried cutling short. Did my
tongue on all this? Yeah? You did? Scar to real quiet?
(07:46):
Would you do seven minutes and just call it seven
minutes in Heaven? Just titled the podcast including you, Lisa,
everybody in this room? Who do you think has the
longest list? Oh? Out of everybody? Just live out of
the camera viewing. I'm going to say scary. I'm gonna
(08:06):
say scary, Nate. I think I think scary is the
shortest list out of all themes. I think, Nate, I'm
going to think nt Yeah, all right, we're done. But
I think Scotty's list would be me. That's not true, now,
(08:28):
no way. I remember Scott trying to get Scotty hooked
up with some of my friends, and it was not
an easy thing. Scotty one. Scotty was always picky, and
Scotty wasn't just throwing it out there he was. I
was afraid. I was always afraid. Anyway I would I
would ruin it, forget. I got a very very late
last start, so like how late, like how old were
(08:48):
you when you lost your virginity? Late? You were twenty?
I was, and I thought I was so late. He
showed me where it was greatly on this list Nate
and the butt he showed to his butt. It's weird.
I'm not gonna say, but what I will say is this.
I would say, any of the ladies here, your list
could be way longer than us, right, if you choose
(09:10):
to Mine's not sure it could be, but that doesn't matter.
Let's play greater than greater than I left. The man
(09:30):
has spoken. It was just slinging wener for a long time.
My list could be much longer. But I always had
nervous stomach, So that was that kept my list that. Yeah,
that's right. I would get nervous, and I would get
(09:51):
nervous stomach. I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna fart,
I'm gonna ship. I can't do this, and I would bail.
Oh my god, you are so trying to do scotty anything.
I just thought that thought of like spending the night
at a girl's house. Sometimes I would get nervous stomach
and I would either have to leave or just bake
in it or something. You know, there was so much
to give me diarrhea here. How many minutes the podcast.
(10:17):
I suffered evacuation some girl's house in California one time,
and the only bathroom was in her roommate's room, and
there was a guy in there, and I had my
stomach was gargling. I was like, oh my god, am
I gonna hook up with this girl? So I went
out on the balcony. I told her I had to pee,
and I pretended to pee and I let out the
biggest fart, and I'm like, I just I can't do this.
(10:39):
I don't wanna. I didn't want to. Ladies, he's married.
You're out of luck. My god, that's in the middle
of the list minutes. What do you think that story?
They want to go have sex again? You want to
go burn the list? Yeah? No, you can see Nate
behind Sam. He just didn't want to these questions anymore.
(11:02):
I think if Elvis was here he would take He
would have the most. Oh yeah, yeah, exactly probably and
he would. So let's bring it back on Monday and
just focus on Elvis's know. If William and I screw
this up, it's all over. I'm going to be all
you bitches with my member. Sam's by sorry. The fifteen
(11:26):
Minute Morning Show
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