June 8, 2021 • 14 mins
Did Nate get ripped off from his hair cut? What celebrity does he look like?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show.
This seems to be the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hey,
I see in the room. We've got Scotty b and
we've got Danielle and Scary and Garrett and Gandhi. Uh,
(00:27):
there's some window in a dark room. Sam, Sam's gone,
and there's Straight and Ate, and there's Brody and there's
Froggy and there you go. Welcome to another whatever the
hell this thing is, fifteen minute morning show? Hey, do
you even hate that feeling where you wake up in
(00:48):
a jolt and you think it's the next day and
you think you're late for work. Well, this happened to
Alex yesterday. We came back from lunch. We had a
glass or two of wine whatever, and it wasn't the
big video. He decided to take an app in the
bed rather than on the couch. So he woke up
convinced it was eight am and he was late for work.
So he called his boss and says, I'm so sorry,
(01:09):
I just I'm just not gonna make it in. And
so his boss thought he meant today, but it was
last night, but he thought it was today. Does that
make sense if I called his boss and said he
he totally messed that up. He's coming in tomorrow. And
then I go to the kitchen this morning and opened
(01:30):
the the drawer of the big deep thing with the
trash can in it, and it's filled with mountains and
mountains of paper towels soaked in red wine. Oh. Yes,
when Uncle Johnny visits, there's always a spill. Okay, So
I started going to every room systematically looking for stains.
(01:52):
I can't find any. So find out he's spilled an
entire massive goblet of wine all over the kitchen floor
this morning. So then as I'm like, Uncle Johnny, can't
you go a weekend without spilling wine all over my house?
Rather than an apology, here's what I get. I'm shyy.
I'm only getting drink vodka from now one in your house? Yeah,
(02:14):
he makes you feel like crap, Right, I won't show
up on the paper towels they do the wait, they
do that in my house. If I say you spilled
something on the floor or the foods on the floor,
well I just won't eat then, Okay, don't don't. That's fine.
Why is it, like, why is it something I've done wrong?
When you spill wine? All over my house. I was like,
(02:36):
I don't know, I'm done. I think I'm gonna lock
up and no one. No one's allowed my house, right answer,
Uncle Johnny is like a fancy dog. Like when you
go into the house and you smell poop and you
don't know where it is, and you hunt everywhere, Like
you see a little bit of red wine, You're like,
Uncle Johnny, would you drop it? And you have to
go on hunt to find this guy's mess. Who wants
to take care of him? Next he can come to
(02:57):
your house. My house is not big enough. We don't
have enough alcohol. I think you takes such good care
of him that he's not going to be happy anywhere else. Like,
there's no way I could be able to provide the
same environment you do. Like first bottle of line gone,
I'd be like, dude, you gotta buy your own. Now
you're done. So it's gonna be an entire day of
(03:18):
cleaning up after Johnny and Alex. That's what I do
every Tuesday. Can we talk about the elephant in the room? Um,
please go ahead make hair. It's in the shape of
a more like a poodle in the room. So Nate
said that he went for a trim, and he paid
forty eight dollars and he wasn't happy. Blah blah. He
said he's either going back today or going to a
(03:41):
different place to get it fixed. So here's a question
for Brodie. So Brodie as Mr Free Dessert, would you
go back and say, hey, I want my money back,
or you gotta fix this? Oh there's no fix in that, Nate.
I would I would super damages yea. Or it would
be better just not go there every and it just
go someplace and get it fixed. You got to face
(04:02):
somebody to fix what they funked up, Like you should
go back and make him fix it or get your money.
See that's my thing. My thing is like I spent
forty eight fifty bucks for this and it looks like ship.
So well, Nate, what about back before you started all this,
you got your hair cut on a regular basis. Why
don't you go to that person? Ah, I guess he
(04:22):
didn't do that, could have a job in the first place.
I'm worried about what he's gonna do to funck my
ship up. Now. You know, here's the thing. You not
only are owed money from whoever did that to your hair,
whoever sold you the mirror you have in your bathroom
in your house, they should they should give you every
fund too. I can't believe you didn't see that in
the mirror this morning, effective mirror. You didn't say something.
(04:46):
As soon as it was done, walked out the chair. Nate, No, okay,
so that what happened was he cut my hair, but
it was so wet and he had so much product
in there. It didn't look like this, right. So then
I leave and I wash my hair, and I get
out and it's drying, and then it dry and I
take a little bit of a nap and I wake
up and tethertimes and says, oh my god, what happened
(05:07):
your hair? And I look and it looks like this.
So I'm like, oh, I just need to put product in, right,
But put and I use. I used like half of
one of these things and it still looks I still
have products from yesterday and more product in from this
morning and there, so maybe it's too much product. Now?
(05:31):
Can I help you? Can, like the one curly person
in this immediate area, help you. I don't have my
product with me. Product is not going to make a
difference with what is happening with the cut on his head. No,
but it could be improved from where it is not.
I think Nate was a victim of false advertisement because
because the guy showed him, Okay, here it is, Hi, goodbye,
(05:54):
see you later, giving my money. But as soon as
he leaves, the whole thing falls apart. You drive a
car off the lot. It's a lemon and it just
everything such full. And also, you know, Nate, it would
take so much product to fix that. It's not worth it.
It's not worth your time or the amount of money
for the product. I specifically asked. When I go to
this men salon, which was rated extremely well on like
(06:15):
Google and yelping all this ship, I go, hey, I
need the guy that does long hair. They're like, oh,
we'll give you him. He's available at I go there
and he does this. That's where you messed up. Long
hair is not curly hair. Baby. There are two different things.
He does look at a picture and say I want that,
(06:49):
or like no, Because you came in this morning, you're like, hey, buddy,
how's it going? And I didn't even realize you had
anything done. I wanted to see if you would notice
it looks like they cut the back but just left
the side like there, son, So I should just start
from scratch, like maybe this is a thing, Maybe this
is a style that we haven't we haven't a he's
(07:13):
a style forward hair tapledge, Little Lord Fauntleroy's coming back,
look like a curly page boy. I think you look
like a nice, amish lady. It's like, you know, like
those those haircuts that women have when they play soccer.
(07:34):
I feel like it's one of those hair keeping up
your neck you want crusty to clown everything like like like, okay,
Danielle Gandhi Sam, Like, have you had a haircut where
you just cried? Ye? Are you kidding me? It was
(07:55):
my life until I was fifteen years old. And this
is not going to make you feel any better. But
it's because my hair always ended up looking exactly like yours.
Because I have very curly hair. My parents didn't know
how to handle it, so they would just cut it off.
And it was that all the time. Yeah, and people
would ask me if I was a boy or a girl.
They just ask it. By the way, can I just
(08:16):
time out? Gandhi's audio is so loud it is really
turn it down on my side. Yeah, I still look
like a poodle as a kid, because we would get
me perms all the time cause I have like pin
straight hair, and I would come out looking like freaking poodle.
Poodle lady. I looked like the curly cotton swab a
(08:36):
couple of years ago, Nate, she messed me up to anyway,
Say to you getting out of that, getting your hair
done and getting home and you know, doing what you
have to do with it, and then noticing it's so upsetting,
you really owe it to yourself to do something. Go
back and say either go back and say fix it,
or go to someone else and tell them to fix it.
(08:57):
And just what you're looking up? What search term are
you using? It's that clown hair on side that Wait,
it could be worse. It could be this one. What
if Nate did the cruella and then like, why don't
one sign alec Yeah, that would be cool, that would
I don't even know how to fix this. Like what
(09:18):
if you get a T shirt that said I had lice?
Forgive me, shade it off, just start over. I think
that's what I have to do. You can get a
short cut that you used to have. You go back
to that Yeah. What sucks is you've had this now
for eighteen months, you've been growing it out. I feel
(09:39):
really bad for you. It's like mushroom cloud. Why don't
you get the way you used to have a cut
when you were Michael Jake Cox? Why don't you cut
it that seemed to work well for you? Yeah? I did.
I just don't like who would do this? Like, who
would you cut the hair and say this is gonna
look good? Someone who doesn't know curly hair? Or you
(10:00):
didn't work for curly hair. I mean, you didn't ask
for the curly hair specialist. You asked for the long
hair problem. Was the guy wearing black glasses and walking
with a stick? Curious? Okay, can we talk about something
else now? What else is there? Internet outages? I don't know,
didn't cause it this morning, could be I don't know,
(10:23):
you know what. We thought the day's biggest story would
be Nate's hair, and it turned out to be the
biggest story. But also means this internet outage thing, it's
it's I'm still trying to figure out the logistics behind
if it wasn't just one company affecting so many other companies.
I don't know, see It's weird because some websites work
(10:45):
sometimes and not others. Like now my Amazon has gone again.
I can't get on Amazon, but I can get back
on porn Hub. So I'm good. Yeah, I have a
little mini exercise for all of us if you care. Um,
I think I may have a problem. Uh. You know,
I checked out my internet, you know, my Instagram search
on my you know Instagram on Instagram. The discovery page.
(11:06):
This is what it gives me. This is what it
populates on the search. It's all cats. A cat. I've
been looking looking at too many cat videos, cat reels
on Instagram. It's it's all it shows me in the discovery.
That's a little magnifying glass there. So, so why don't
you get a cat? Don't know what you guys? What's
(11:28):
on yours? You see what's on mine? You know, Oh,
hot guys, hot guys, hot guys, guys, guys, guys, dancing dogs.
Scotty's got all dogs on his I think gave up
on me. I don't know. I got a lot of
(11:48):
elephants and oh, this really weird looking monkey. What is
that thing? Who's this lady suggestion for you? I've seen
videos of her before, yes she does. She's a really
good dancing. I'm just afraid she's gonna fall down that hill.
I swear I didn't search dogs nursing, but that's what
(12:11):
came up on mine. Oh that's so cute. What's this
dog doing? Oh my gosh. Oh it looks like it
got into my side drawer. It looks like Ne's hair.
Look at this guy. Look at this this guy. Oh yeah,
oh I love him. No Brettman, that guy starts every
(12:37):
video with good motherfucker in big every time. I have
a little too much Cruella coming up. Oh, Danielle, I
thought you look so great in your Cruella hair, and
yeah it looks awesome. Oh thank you. Dina with the
pink hair. Did the hair? Did the makeup from Mac Cosmetics?
Because it's actually their Mac Cosmetic Cruella line. Thought it
(12:59):
was your hair. A lot of people did think I
dyed my hair. No, they were Wiggs. But did you
go out after you had did not? I did not
look Gandhi for you. An elephant. Yes, that's a he's
got a giant penis. Yes, that's the whole point of
that video. That's yep. Oh my goodness, so is it
(13:25):
on my search because of the penis or the elephant.
Your husband was sending me some hilarious videos yesterday, the
what kind of tick is this? Did anyone else get that?
It's just me? Should I show it to the room
the hot guys making salads? Hey? Okay, this is the
(13:51):
first thing your hubby sent me. He said, Hey, what
kind of tick is this? Oh no, there's a tick
right there on the top of that. Not the middle leg,
giant wiener in between the thighs, by the way, that
(14:14):
is not real. We know who that is, and we
know that he's superimposed that. Oh yes, the tick looks
like the most photoshop thing I've ever seen in my life.
But the other thing was also quite astounding. That one
is superimposed as well. That's what Elvis searched, But the
elephant came up. Whenever I get a text from Alex,
(14:34):
I always know it's gonna be something that will make
me last. It's good to be married to a guy
who every time he texts someone they're expecting something dreamy
and dirty. Alright, time, all right, we didn't do anything, Okay,
Candy fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show.
This seems to be the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hey,
I see in the room. We've got Scotty b and
we've got Danielle and Scary and Garrett and Gandhi. Uh,
(00:27):
there's some window in a dark room. Sam, Sam's gone,
and there's Straight and Ate, and there's Brody and there's
Froggy and there you go. Welcome to another whatever the
hell this thing is, fifteen minute morning show? Hey, do
you even hate that feeling where you wake up in
(00:48):
a jolt and you think it's the next day and
you think you're late for work. Well, this happened to
Alex yesterday. We came back from lunch. We had a
glass or two of wine whatever, and it wasn't the
big video. He decided to take an app in the
bed rather than on the couch. So he woke up
convinced it was eight am and he was late for work.
So he called his boss and says, I'm so sorry,
(01:09):
I just I'm just not gonna make it in. And
so his boss thought he meant today, but it was
last night, but he thought it was today. Does that
make sense if I called his boss and said he
he totally messed that up. He's coming in tomorrow. And
then I go to the kitchen this morning and opened
(01:30):
the the drawer of the big deep thing with the
trash can in it, and it's filled with mountains and
mountains of paper towels soaked in red wine. Oh. Yes,
when Uncle Johnny visits, there's always a spill. Okay, So
I started going to every room systematically looking for stains.
(01:52):
I can't find any. So find out he's spilled an
entire massive goblet of wine all over the kitchen floor
this morning. So then as I'm like, Uncle Johnny, can't
you go a weekend without spilling wine all over my house?
Rather than an apology, here's what I get. I'm shyy.
I'm only getting drink vodka from now one in your house? Yeah,
(02:14):
he makes you feel like crap, Right, I won't show
up on the paper towels they do the wait, they
do that in my house. If I say you spilled
something on the floor or the foods on the floor,
well I just won't eat then, Okay, don't don't. That's fine.
Why is it, like, why is it something I've done wrong?
When you spill wine? All over my house. I was like,
(02:36):
I don't know, I'm done. I think I'm gonna lock
up and no one. No one's allowed my house, right answer,
Uncle Johnny is like a fancy dog. Like when you
go into the house and you smell poop and you
don't know where it is, and you hunt everywhere, Like
you see a little bit of red wine, You're like,
Uncle Johnny, would you drop it? And you have to
go on hunt to find this guy's mess. Who wants
to take care of him? Next he can come to
(02:57):
your house. My house is not big enough. We don't
have enough alcohol. I think you takes such good care
of him that he's not going to be happy anywhere else. Like,
there's no way I could be able to provide the
same environment you do. Like first bottle of line gone,
I'd be like, dude, you gotta buy your own. Now
you're done. So it's gonna be an entire day of
(03:18):
cleaning up after Johnny and Alex. That's what I do
every Tuesday. Can we talk about the elephant in the room? Um,
please go ahead make hair. It's in the shape of
a more like a poodle in the room. So Nate
said that he went for a trim, and he paid
forty eight dollars and he wasn't happy. Blah blah. He
said he's either going back today or going to a
(03:41):
different place to get it fixed. So here's a question
for Brodie. So Brodie as Mr Free Dessert, would you
go back and say, hey, I want my money back,
or you gotta fix this? Oh there's no fix in that, Nate.
I would I would super damages yea. Or it would
be better just not go there every and it just
go someplace and get it fixed. You got to face
(04:02):
somebody to fix what they funked up, Like you should
go back and make him fix it or get your money.
See that's my thing. My thing is like I spent
forty eight fifty bucks for this and it looks like ship.
So well, Nate, what about back before you started all this,
you got your hair cut on a regular basis. Why
don't you go to that person? Ah, I guess he
(04:22):
didn't do that, could have a job in the first place.
I'm worried about what he's gonna do to funck my
ship up. Now. You know, here's the thing. You not
only are owed money from whoever did that to your hair,
whoever sold you the mirror you have in your bathroom
in your house, they should they should give you every
fund too. I can't believe you didn't see that in
the mirror this morning, effective mirror. You didn't say something.
(04:46):
As soon as it was done, walked out the chair. Nate, No, okay,
so that what happened was he cut my hair, but
it was so wet and he had so much product
in there. It didn't look like this, right. So then
I leave and I wash my hair, and I get
out and it's drying, and then it dry and I
take a little bit of a nap and I wake
up and tethertimes and says, oh my god, what happened
(05:07):
your hair? And I look and it looks like this.
So I'm like, oh, I just need to put product in, right,
But put and I use. I used like half of
one of these things and it still looks I still
have products from yesterday and more product in from this
morning and there, so maybe it's too much product. Now?
(05:31):
Can I help you? Can, like the one curly person
in this immediate area, help you. I don't have my
product with me. Product is not going to make a
difference with what is happening with the cut on his head. No,
but it could be improved from where it is not.
I think Nate was a victim of false advertisement because
because the guy showed him, Okay, here it is, Hi, goodbye,
(05:54):
see you later, giving my money. But as soon as
he leaves, the whole thing falls apart. You drive a
car off the lot. It's a lemon and it just
everything such full. And also, you know, Nate, it would
take so much product to fix that. It's not worth it.
It's not worth your time or the amount of money
for the product. I specifically asked. When I go to
this men salon, which was rated extremely well on like
(06:15):
Google and yelping all this ship, I go, hey, I
need the guy that does long hair. They're like, oh,
we'll give you him. He's available at I go there
and he does this. That's where you messed up. Long
hair is not curly hair. Baby. There are two different things.
He does look at a picture and say I want that,
(06:49):
or like no, Because you came in this morning, you're like, hey, buddy,
how's it going? And I didn't even realize you had
anything done. I wanted to see if you would notice
it looks like they cut the back but just left
the side like there, son, So I should just start
from scratch, like maybe this is a thing, Maybe this
is a style that we haven't we haven't a he's
(07:13):
a style forward hair tapledge, Little Lord Fauntleroy's coming back,
look like a curly page boy. I think you look
like a nice, amish lady. It's like, you know, like
those those haircuts that women have when they play soccer.
(07:34):
I feel like it's one of those hair keeping up
your neck you want crusty to clown everything like like like, okay,
Danielle Gandhi Sam, Like, have you had a haircut where
you just cried? Ye? Are you kidding me? It was
(07:55):
my life until I was fifteen years old. And this
is not going to make you feel any better. But
it's because my hair always ended up looking exactly like yours.
Because I have very curly hair. My parents didn't know
how to handle it, so they would just cut it off.
And it was that all the time. Yeah, and people
would ask me if I was a boy or a girl.
They just ask it. By the way, can I just
(08:16):
time out? Gandhi's audio is so loud it is really
turn it down on my side. Yeah, I still look
like a poodle as a kid, because we would get
me perms all the time cause I have like pin
straight hair, and I would come out looking like freaking poodle.
Poodle lady. I looked like the curly cotton swab a
(08:36):
couple of years ago, Nate, she messed me up to anyway,
Say to you getting out of that, getting your hair
done and getting home and you know, doing what you
have to do with it, and then noticing it's so upsetting,
you really owe it to yourself to do something. Go
back and say either go back and say fix it,
or go to someone else and tell them to fix it.
(08:57):
And just what you're looking up? What search term are
you using? It's that clown hair on side that Wait,
it could be worse. It could be this one. What
if Nate did the cruella and then like, why don't
one sign alec Yeah, that would be cool, that would
I don't even know how to fix this. Like what
(09:18):
if you get a T shirt that said I had lice?
Forgive me, shade it off, just start over. I think
that's what I have to do. You can get a
short cut that you used to have. You go back
to that Yeah. What sucks is you've had this now
for eighteen months, you've been growing it out. I feel
(09:39):
really bad for you. It's like mushroom cloud. Why don't
you get the way you used to have a cut
when you were Michael Jake Cox? Why don't you cut
it that seemed to work well for you? Yeah? I did.
I just don't like who would do this? Like, who
would you cut the hair and say this is gonna
look good? Someone who doesn't know curly hair? Or you
(10:00):
didn't work for curly hair. I mean, you didn't ask
for the curly hair specialist. You asked for the long
hair problem. Was the guy wearing black glasses and walking
with a stick? Curious? Okay, can we talk about something
else now? What else is there? Internet outages? I don't know,
didn't cause it this morning, could be I don't know,
(10:23):
you know what. We thought the day's biggest story would
be Nate's hair, and it turned out to be the
biggest story. But also means this internet outage thing, it's
it's I'm still trying to figure out the logistics behind
if it wasn't just one company affecting so many other companies.
I don't know, see It's weird because some websites work
(10:45):
sometimes and not others. Like now my Amazon has gone again.
I can't get on Amazon, but I can get back
on porn Hub. So I'm good. Yeah, I have a
little mini exercise for all of us if you care. Um,
I think I may have a problem. Uh. You know,
I checked out my internet, you know, my Instagram search
on my you know Instagram on Instagram. The discovery page.
(11:06):
This is what it gives me. This is what it
populates on the search. It's all cats. A cat. I've
been looking looking at too many cat videos, cat reels
on Instagram. It's it's all it shows me in the discovery.
That's a little magnifying glass there. So, so why don't
you get a cat? Don't know what you guys? What's
(11:28):
on yours? You see what's on mine? You know, Oh,
hot guys, hot guys, hot guys, guys, guys, guys, dancing dogs.
Scotty's got all dogs on his I think gave up
on me. I don't know. I got a lot of
(11:48):
elephants and oh, this really weird looking monkey. What is
that thing? Who's this lady suggestion for you? I've seen
videos of her before, yes she does. She's a really
good dancing. I'm just afraid she's gonna fall down that hill.
I swear I didn't search dogs nursing, but that's what
(12:11):
came up on mine. Oh that's so cute. What's this
dog doing? Oh my gosh. Oh it looks like it
got into my side drawer. It looks like Ne's hair.
Look at this guy. Look at this this guy. Oh yeah,
oh I love him. No Brettman, that guy starts every
(12:37):
video with good motherfucker in big every time. I have
a little too much Cruella coming up. Oh, Danielle, I
thought you look so great in your Cruella hair, and
yeah it looks awesome. Oh thank you. Dina with the
pink hair. Did the hair? Did the makeup from Mac Cosmetics?
Because it's actually their Mac Cosmetic Cruella line. Thought it
(12:59):
was your hair. A lot of people did think I
dyed my hair. No, they were Wiggs. But did you
go out after you had did not? I did not
look Gandhi for you. An elephant. Yes, that's a he's
got a giant penis. Yes, that's the whole point of
that video. That's yep. Oh my goodness, so is it
(13:25):
on my search because of the penis or the elephant.
Your husband was sending me some hilarious videos yesterday, the
what kind of tick is this? Did anyone else get that?
It's just me? Should I show it to the room
the hot guys making salads? Hey? Okay, this is the
(13:51):
first thing your hubby sent me. He said, Hey, what
kind of tick is this? Oh no, there's a tick
right there on the top of that. Not the middle leg,
giant wiener in between the thighs, by the way, that
(14:14):
is not real. We know who that is, and we
know that he's superimposed that. Oh yes, the tick looks
like the most photoshop thing I've ever seen in my life.
But the other thing was also quite astounding. That one
is superimposed as well. That's what Elvis searched, But the
elephant came up. Whenever I get a text from Alex,
(14:34):
I always know it's gonna be something that will make
me last. It's good to be married to a guy
who every time he texts someone they're expecting something dreamy
and dirty. Alright, time, all right, we didn't do anything, Okay,
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