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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms show. As we begin the fifteen minute morning show podcast,
we hear Scotty Be rolling up another package of cereal.
I guess what was that. It was a Cascadian Farm
(00:25):
cinnamon apple granola. I don't like the cereal at all.
I just picked the apples out and eat them dry. Okay,
did I throw the cereal away? Hey? What's that Pride
cereal you had from Kellogg's that supports Glad. Yes, it's
together with Pride from Glad and they have all the
Kellogg's mascots all together on the front of the box.
And uh, most participating stores have these on the show. Yes,
(00:47):
you can find the usually on the end caps in
the supermarket. So you have to go to the front
or the back of the aisle and you'll see you display. Okay. Cool.
So there's Scotty Be in the serial room, and there's
Froggy Beautiful Jacksonville, Florida. There's Gandhi and Tampa Floor Area.
Straight Nates on the phone with someone getting a winner
for the pay the phrase it pays contest. I'm sure Danielle, Hi, Danielle,
(01:08):
do you have a puss nearby. No pusses over here
right now. When Daniel gets up to go get something
to drink, the cat always jumps right into the zoom
photos shot. It's pretty good. They're scary. Hi. There's producer
Sam Garrett showing us his guns today, and there's Brodie
(01:29):
not showing any guns at all. Come on, Brodie, show
your guns. There they are days the beach. Can you
show us the beach? Something like that. You know, we
did something really fun on the show The Big Show yesterday.
(01:51):
We said, hey, what do you want to talk about?
Give us your topics, and so people texted in, I
mean millions of really cool idea is things we didn't
get too. Should we try a few of these? Yeah,
but I actually recorded some of these. Thank you. Brodie.
Sure if you were to pass away, do you have
a friend that's supposed to dispose of something like a
cell phone photos? Any evidence? You know? We had this
(02:14):
topic on our show years ago and it went very well.
We found out that nine and a ten of us,
not only us here on the show but listening, have
something that needs to be neutralized upon death. I have
a friend who specifically requested and she told me where
all of her sex toys and weird sex things are
and that if she were ever to die, I have
(02:35):
to get to her house before her family does and
destroy them all. So does she live close by? I
mean she does not. I have to fly there. So
I hope I get this information asapp If you couldn't
make it, would you actually called someone else to go
do it for you? I would. I would try because
I promised her promises a promise I have to keep it.
Even though I moved away, she still needs to have that,
(02:56):
you know, protecting her if she passes away. Now, Gandhi,
do you have anything hidden that you want mind and destroyed? No?
I don't think so. I mean at this point, with
us having our whole lives on the radio, I think
nobody would be shocked by anything they find anywhere. So
it is what it is. Good luck. I know. When
I brought this topic up, the heaviest laughter came from
(03:19):
Nate the bodies. Okay, so I just remembered something. So
I don't have anything that I need to dispose of.
But I do have an agreement with one of my
friends that if he ever calls me in the middle
of the night and says, hey, don't ask any questions,
but bring some trash bags, shovel and bleach. I would
(03:41):
do it like that level of friendship so crazy. It's
a joke, Danielle. But I mean, I hope he never
tests me. What you get called tonight, Nate? It's over
there with trash bags and a shovel. I mean, what
do you want? Well about your It says a lot
about your friendship. What's that? Brodie? It's a joke, but
(04:03):
we all know Nate has garbage bags of shovel and
bleach and the duct tape. Don't forget the duck. You know,
like when your wife is pregnant, you have the bag
ready to go to the hospital. Nate is ready to
get rid of a body. I do in my car.
I do have those huge contractor trash bags and at
all times put your contractor in them contractor size. You
(04:27):
know what. Alex actually came to me one day and said, hey,
you know, is there we have a lot of hiding
places where we live, and you know, is there something
I need to know about just in case? And I
thought about it. I have nothing. I don't have anything
on my phone, I have nothing in the cloud, I
have nothing in my house. Hidden in my car I
have I have nothing, And at that point I became
kind of sad. I'm like, oh my god, I need
(04:50):
something daring in my life. I'm boring the same thing.
I was like, what should I put something somewhere? Because
there's really nothing into a big old dildohe you have
a great hiding spot in that Buddha belly. There there's
a Buddha that you have in your house where you
can hide so many things. No one would check to
(05:11):
Buddha belly. I have nothing to hide. Yeah, but clearly
Alex does because he thought to ask you, which means
he has some things. Well, he didn't. He didn't cough
anything up once you mentioned it, once you mentioned it
all this, I would actually like somebody to wipe my phone.
I would like all of the text messages in search
history cleared. Now that you bring that up. Yep, that
(05:34):
could go away. Okay, all right, who's in charge of that? See?
Is it stuff? Stuff you don't want Brandon to see?
So you have to find your sister. It would have
to either be my sister or Brandon wiping it. Anyone
else knew Daniel would wipe it for you. Of course,
what's up. Am I the only one that Once I'm gone,
(05:56):
I don't give a ship what you find. I don't care.
Are you gonna be the laughing You're the one that's
gonna be laughing, right, you'd be like, I knew it? Okay, Great,
he's gone. What are you gonna do? You don't want
to shame upon your family? There is right? Do you
guys believe that when you go you know all? Like
I am under, I think that once you die, anything
that anybody hid from you, secret, like things they did
(06:19):
to you, you find out about and you know everything
and and you see everything from now on. So I
think about my dad and I'm like, oh my gosh,
what he must know right now? I hate to admit it,
but I already know it. He went through your phone.
You know. We've been talking to Uncle Johnny a lot
lately about because he's getting older. He's like, you're not.
(06:42):
You know, we need we need to pass away. You
learn everything, you know the secret? And I said, well,
then when you pass away, if you if you gone forbid,
passed away before us, will you come back and tell
us a secret? I don't think I can do that.
How do you know you find out everything, and Okay,
(07:07):
Uncle Johnny's gonna come back and haunt your ass. He's hating.
I figured out the meaning of life my second second stroke.
Get to thirty in the morning and it just hit
me and I figured out life. What is it? I
called Heather and I'm like, hey, I just figured out life.
She goes, you want me to write it down. I'm like, no,
(07:27):
there's no way I'll ever forget this. And I forgot it.
That's awesome, but you know, you know it. You just
can't treat it right next time, write it down, next write.
My mom believes in, like you know, spirits and all
(07:50):
ghosts and all that stuff, right, and my husband doesn't
believe in any of that stuff. So my mom always
thinks there's orbs and pictures and whatever. So she keeps
telling him when I go, I am going to haunt you,
and I am going to prove to you that their
spirits and ghost you are in so much trouble when
I go. So she has plans from my husband when
(08:10):
she's gone. I like it. Look, we started talking about
stuff that we want hidden after we croak. Now we've
gone on to the afterlife. Yeah. See, that was one
topic from a listener that actually kind of grew grew
another arm or two and continued, let's see, um, we
(08:31):
should discuss what our animals do all day while we're gone.
You know what my favorite beers of all time is
when Scotty b lived in Iowa and he when you
remember you had your dog Boomer Blazer Blazer his first puppy.
He set up cameras in the kitchen and that dog
went to town with open drawers and eating trash bags.
(08:53):
That he pulled open the drawer that had all the
plastic bags in it and tore up an entire roll
of ian roll of trash bags. They were all over.
Then he went up to the bathroom and did this
to the toilet paper and boredom or rebellion or he
was blowing attention. He was bored out of his mind
because I left him for six seven eight hours a day.
Oh god, Well, there that's their play they're playing. Yeah, yeah,
(09:18):
I come home and find stuff ripped the ship off.
My dog can do something weird where she could take
the laces out of my shoes without eating my shoe.
So like I'll have one shoe just with no laces
and it's all chewed up on the side like, why
didn't you just eat the rest of the shoe at
this point, well, I thank god she didn't. You know,
(09:39):
my Alex. Alex is a big troublemaker. He loves to
pull practical jokes. He is this thing where he'll take
my shoes, he'll unlace them and he'll relace them where
the tide open parties at the bottom of you can't
put your shoes on. And guess what now the dogs
chew his shoelaces like yours, Garrett, he can't put them on.
(10:00):
I'm like, fuck you. I love that. One of my
friends actually had a dog and she well she still
has this dog. She came home and there was just
a little like, you know, the inside of a bean bag,
those little bean things whatever, they were all over her house.
(10:22):
So she goes to the camera, looks up. What happened?
The dog got ahold of a travel pillow. And the
video is maybe one of the funniest videos I've ever seen,
because as soon as the hole was punctured, her dog
didn't know what was going on, so it just started
shaking and freaking out. This stuff flew everywhere, and the
dog just ran back and forth with that pillow all
over the house. I know I'm not on the list,
(10:45):
But does anybody believe in time travel? Because I didn't
up until I watched CBS Sunday morning this week. Oh,
I didn't see that. What was the story about? So
they say time travel does exist in the sense that
if you go into outer space for six months straight
and then make a you turn and come back another
sick two months, you will have gained like almost a
second to two seconds on your life. Uh. They said,
(11:07):
the two astronauts that are brothers, that are twins, one
of them that went into space the Kellys, yes, and
one of them gained time on his brother to catch up.
They were born like six seconds apart, and now they're
only like three seconds apart. So they say time travel
does exist. It's a lot for a couple of seconds. Yeah,
(11:28):
but time travel though. But but Brody on that. See,
I love that these topics bring up other topics. Brodie,
was it you that sends us a story about how
identical twins one of them actually takes initiatives saying I'm
the older one, so I'm in charge, even though they're
only six seconds older. Whatever. So I was in a
supermarket and the woman behind me I had to wait
(11:49):
while I rang up two orders. So I started a
conversation with her, and then she says, hold on a
second and tells the woman behind her, who looked exactly
like her, go ahead and start bagging and give the
credit card to the woman. And so the other woman,
her twin sister, goes and starts bagging the groceries, and
she pays for the groceries. So I said to her,
you're the younger one, right, Yeah, how'd you know four minutes?
(12:11):
And I said, because because she's she's had held us
over your head your whole life, right, She's yeah, she's
the oldest sister and I'm the younger sister. And so, uh,
we talked about it on Brooklyn Boys and then we
I got like d ms from people who said they
have triplets. Uh, they have twins and their kids do
the same thing. One woman had six six year old
triplets and in birth order a couple of minutes apart,
(12:32):
the oldest one bosses the middle one, and the middle
one bosses the younger one, and they're only a couple
of minutes apart. Okay, so if you're only a couple
of minutes apart the triplets. If you're the second born,
is it really like I'm the middle child? I mean, no,
you're not equal, but that's their pecking order as far
as who rules the roost, I guess right. Yeah, this
(12:54):
poor woman has lived as the younger sister and been
bossed around and they had to be in like their seventies.
And she said, ever since we were born, she bosses
me around because of four minutes. Weird. Her whole life
is different, all right. Another topic that was sent to us,
Please talk about the digestive system of a giraffe? Ke
(13:15):
a lot? Well, yeah, other than joking on, I mean,
is there something we don't know about the digestive system
of a giraffe in the neck, so it's digested by
the time it gets to the belly. Maybe digestion begins
in the mouth, the saliva starts to break the food down.
Then you start chewing it and turning it. Thank you,
thank you. For a long time you watch them and
(13:35):
they make that that face like that anything what's that?
Do they eat anything else aside from leaves? Because that's
all you see? They eat like trees? Like do they
eat like hay or hate? Too far below can they
reach down to the ground, Yeah, they can't. They come
(13:57):
long necks. Uh spaghetti. I'll tell you what. The giraffes
are terrifying. I don't know if you've ever seen them
get into a fight with one another or stomp a
lion to death, but I would never mess with a giraffe.
Ever fed them. It's so cool to feeding them is great,
but to watch them out on the like if you're
(14:17):
in Africa, to watch them out there doing their own thing,
and uh, it's just fascinating to see how they actually
depend on other animals. Other animals depend on them, because
it's like it's definitely the circle of life out there.
I mean, one eats a seed and then a fruit
rather than they ship the fruit out and then the
seeds becomes something for another animal, and you know you're
(14:37):
you're eating other animals. Crap, circle of live. I have
a draft story. So my dad used to run a
toy store, Toys r Us and I was in high
school in the grand opening, and he asked me to
wear Jeffrey the Giraffe the costume. And when you put
on a costume, I don't know what it is about
little kids and they just want to attack you. I
fell over in that costume. You want to try getting
(15:01):
up with a giraffe head. It's not easy. It sounds terrible.
Kids are brutal. When I used to be Chucky Cheese,
people would pull my tail, punched me in the head.
I was when I used to do. That's what I
used to do for a living for years. And yes,
I remember being the Pink Power Ranger and kids chuck
(15:23):
rocks at my head. Yeah, that was in a tough
neighborhood when I did one of the parties, and yeah,
they would rock. I remember I was an inflatable walkman
for another radio station and I fell over and couldn't
get Wait it was Scott Long Island. Didn't you get
(15:44):
into the fight with the mascot from another station? You
were the woking inflatable radio and what was the other person?
The other one was the the Cajoy duck and I
was Lucky the duck and I was in the walking
costume and I fell over and the duck came over
and just went, this is just this. I'm telling you
(16:07):
this business we're in so fucking embarrassing. Well, we've done
well by your topics. Keep them coming in text them
in anytime you wanted to be. We gotta get out
of here. We'll see you next week. Enjoy you, love you,
Bye bye. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms show. As we begin the fifteen minute morning show podcast,
we hear Scotty Be rolling up another package of cereal.
I guess what was that. It was a Cascadian Farm
(00:25):
cinnamon apple granola. I don't like the cereal at all.
I just picked the apples out and eat them dry. Okay,
did I throw the cereal away? Hey? What's that Pride
cereal you had from Kellogg's that supports Glad. Yes, it's
together with Pride from Glad and they have all the
Kellogg's mascots all together on the front of the box.
And uh, most participating stores have these on the show. Yes,
(00:47):
you can find the usually on the end caps in
the supermarket. So you have to go to the front
or the back of the aisle and you'll see you display. Okay. Cool.
So there's Scotty Be in the serial room, and there's
Froggy Beautiful Jacksonville, Florida. There's Gandhi and Tampa Floor Area.
Straight Nates on the phone with someone getting a winner
for the pay the phrase it pays contest. I'm sure Danielle, Hi, Danielle,
(01:08):
do you have a puss nearby. No pusses over here
right now. When Daniel gets up to go get something
to drink, the cat always jumps right into the zoom
photos shot. It's pretty good. They're scary. Hi. There's producer
Sam Garrett showing us his guns today, and there's Brodie
(01:29):
not showing any guns at all. Come on, Brodie, show
your guns. There they are days the beach. Can you
show us the beach? Something like that. You know, we
did something really fun on the show The Big Show yesterday.
(01:51):
We said, hey, what do you want to talk about?
Give us your topics, and so people texted in, I
mean millions of really cool idea is things we didn't
get too. Should we try a few of these? Yeah,
but I actually recorded some of these. Thank you. Brodie.
Sure if you were to pass away, do you have
a friend that's supposed to dispose of something like a
cell phone photos? Any evidence? You know? We had this
(02:14):
topic on our show years ago and it went very well.
We found out that nine and a ten of us,
not only us here on the show but listening, have
something that needs to be neutralized upon death. I have
a friend who specifically requested and she told me where
all of her sex toys and weird sex things are
and that if she were ever to die, I have
(02:35):
to get to her house before her family does and
destroy them all. So does she live close by? I
mean she does not. I have to fly there. So
I hope I get this information asapp If you couldn't
make it, would you actually called someone else to go
do it for you? I would. I would try because
I promised her promises a promise I have to keep it.
Even though I moved away, she still needs to have that,
(02:56):
you know, protecting her if she passes away. Now, Gandhi,
do you have anything hidden that you want mind and destroyed? No?
I don't think so. I mean at this point, with
us having our whole lives on the radio, I think
nobody would be shocked by anything they find anywhere. So
it is what it is. Good luck. I know. When
I brought this topic up, the heaviest laughter came from
(03:19):
Nate the bodies. Okay, so I just remembered something. So
I don't have anything that I need to dispose of.
But I do have an agreement with one of my
friends that if he ever calls me in the middle
of the night and says, hey, don't ask any questions,
but bring some trash bags, shovel and bleach. I would
(03:41):
do it like that level of friendship so crazy. It's
a joke, Danielle. But I mean, I hope he never
tests me. What you get called tonight, Nate? It's over
there with trash bags and a shovel. I mean, what
do you want? Well about your It says a lot
about your friendship. What's that? Brodie? It's a joke, but
(04:03):
we all know Nate has garbage bags of shovel and
bleach and the duct tape. Don't forget the duck. You know,
like when your wife is pregnant, you have the bag
ready to go to the hospital. Nate is ready to
get rid of a body. I do in my car.
I do have those huge contractor trash bags and at
all times put your contractor in them contractor size. You
(04:27):
know what. Alex actually came to me one day and said, hey,
you know, is there we have a lot of hiding
places where we live, and you know, is there something
I need to know about just in case? And I
thought about it. I have nothing. I don't have anything
on my phone, I have nothing in the cloud, I
have nothing in my house. Hidden in my car I
have I have nothing, And at that point I became
kind of sad. I'm like, oh my god, I need
(04:50):
something daring in my life. I'm boring the same thing.
I was like, what should I put something somewhere? Because
there's really nothing into a big old dildohe you have
a great hiding spot in that Buddha belly. There there's
a Buddha that you have in your house where you
can hide so many things. No one would check to
(05:11):
Buddha belly. I have nothing to hide. Yeah, but clearly
Alex does because he thought to ask you, which means
he has some things. Well, he didn't. He didn't cough
anything up once you mentioned it, once you mentioned it
all this, I would actually like somebody to wipe my phone.
I would like all of the text messages in search
history cleared. Now that you bring that up. Yep, that
(05:34):
could go away. Okay, all right, who's in charge of that? See?
Is it stuff? Stuff you don't want Brandon to see?
So you have to find your sister. It would have
to either be my sister or Brandon wiping it. Anyone
else knew Daniel would wipe it for you. Of course,
what's up. Am I the only one that Once I'm gone,
(05:56):
I don't give a ship what you find. I don't care.
Are you gonna be the laughing You're the one that's
gonna be laughing, right, you'd be like, I knew it? Okay, Great,
he's gone. What are you gonna do? You don't want
to shame upon your family? There is right? Do you
guys believe that when you go you know all? Like
I am under, I think that once you die, anything
that anybody hid from you, secret, like things they did
(06:19):
to you, you find out about and you know everything
and and you see everything from now on. So I
think about my dad and I'm like, oh my gosh,
what he must know right now? I hate to admit it,
but I already know it. He went through your phone.
You know. We've been talking to Uncle Johnny a lot
lately about because he's getting older. He's like, you're not.
(06:42):
You know, we need we need to pass away. You
learn everything, you know the secret? And I said, well,
then when you pass away, if you if you gone forbid,
passed away before us, will you come back and tell
us a secret? I don't think I can do that.
How do you know you find out everything, and Okay,
(07:07):
Uncle Johnny's gonna come back and haunt your ass. He's hating.
I figured out the meaning of life my second second stroke.
Get to thirty in the morning and it just hit
me and I figured out life. What is it? I
called Heather and I'm like, hey, I just figured out life.
She goes, you want me to write it down. I'm like, no,
(07:27):
there's no way I'll ever forget this. And I forgot it.
That's awesome, but you know, you know it. You just
can't treat it right next time, write it down, next write.
My mom believes in, like you know, spirits and all
(07:50):
ghosts and all that stuff, right, and my husband doesn't
believe in any of that stuff. So my mom always
thinks there's orbs and pictures and whatever. So she keeps
telling him when I go, I am going to haunt you,
and I am going to prove to you that their
spirits and ghost you are in so much trouble when
I go. So she has plans from my husband when
(08:10):
she's gone. I like it. Look, we started talking about
stuff that we want hidden after we croak. Now we've
gone on to the afterlife. Yeah. See, that was one
topic from a listener that actually kind of grew grew
another arm or two and continued, let's see, um, we
(08:31):
should discuss what our animals do all day while we're gone.
You know what my favorite beers of all time is
when Scotty b lived in Iowa and he when you
remember you had your dog Boomer Blazer Blazer his first puppy.
He set up cameras in the kitchen and that dog
went to town with open drawers and eating trash bags.
(08:53):
That he pulled open the drawer that had all the
plastic bags in it and tore up an entire roll
of ian roll of trash bags. They were all over.
Then he went up to the bathroom and did this
to the toilet paper and boredom or rebellion or he
was blowing attention. He was bored out of his mind
because I left him for six seven eight hours a day.
Oh god, Well, there that's their play they're playing. Yeah, yeah,
(09:18):
I come home and find stuff ripped the ship off.
My dog can do something weird where she could take
the laces out of my shoes without eating my shoe.
So like I'll have one shoe just with no laces
and it's all chewed up on the side like, why
didn't you just eat the rest of the shoe at
this point, well, I thank god she didn't. You know,
(09:39):
my Alex. Alex is a big troublemaker. He loves to
pull practical jokes. He is this thing where he'll take
my shoes, he'll unlace them and he'll relace them where
the tide open parties at the bottom of you can't
put your shoes on. And guess what now the dogs
chew his shoelaces like yours, Garrett, he can't put them on.
(10:00):
I'm like, fuck you. I love that. One of my
friends actually had a dog and she well she still
has this dog. She came home and there was just
a little like, you know, the inside of a bean bag,
those little bean things whatever, they were all over her house.
(10:22):
So she goes to the camera, looks up. What happened?
The dog got ahold of a travel pillow. And the
video is maybe one of the funniest videos I've ever seen,
because as soon as the hole was punctured, her dog
didn't know what was going on, so it just started
shaking and freaking out. This stuff flew everywhere, and the
dog just ran back and forth with that pillow all
over the house. I know I'm not on the list,
(10:45):
But does anybody believe in time travel? Because I didn't
up until I watched CBS Sunday morning this week. Oh,
I didn't see that. What was the story about? So
they say time travel does exist in the sense that
if you go into outer space for six months straight
and then make a you turn and come back another
sick two months, you will have gained like almost a
second to two seconds on your life. Uh. They said,
(11:07):
the two astronauts that are brothers, that are twins, one
of them that went into space the Kellys, yes, and
one of them gained time on his brother to catch up.
They were born like six seconds apart, and now they're
only like three seconds apart. So they say time travel
does exist. It's a lot for a couple of seconds. Yeah,
(11:28):
but time travel though. But but Brody on that. See,
I love that these topics bring up other topics. Brodie,
was it you that sends us a story about how
identical twins one of them actually takes initiatives saying I'm
the older one, so I'm in charge, even though they're
only six seconds older. Whatever. So I was in a
supermarket and the woman behind me I had to wait
(11:49):
while I rang up two orders. So I started a
conversation with her, and then she says, hold on a
second and tells the woman behind her, who looked exactly
like her, go ahead and start bagging and give the
credit card to the woman. And so the other woman,
her twin sister, goes and starts bagging the groceries, and
she pays for the groceries. So I said to her,
you're the younger one, right, Yeah, how'd you know four minutes?
(12:11):
And I said, because because she's she's had held us
over your head your whole life, right, She's yeah, she's
the oldest sister and I'm the younger sister. And so, uh,
we talked about it on Brooklyn Boys and then we
I got like d ms from people who said they
have triplets. Uh, they have twins and their kids do
the same thing. One woman had six six year old
triplets and in birth order a couple of minutes apart,
(12:32):
the oldest one bosses the middle one, and the middle
one bosses the younger one, and they're only a couple
of minutes apart. Okay, so if you're only a couple
of minutes apart the triplets. If you're the second born,
is it really like I'm the middle child? I mean, no,
you're not equal, but that's their pecking order as far
as who rules the roost, I guess right. Yeah, this
(12:54):
poor woman has lived as the younger sister and been
bossed around and they had to be in like their seventies.
And she said, ever since we were born, she bosses
me around because of four minutes. Weird. Her whole life
is different, all right. Another topic that was sent to us,
Please talk about the digestive system of a giraffe? Ke
(13:15):
a lot? Well, yeah, other than joking on, I mean,
is there something we don't know about the digestive system
of a giraffe in the neck, so it's digested by
the time it gets to the belly. Maybe digestion begins
in the mouth, the saliva starts to break the food down.
Then you start chewing it and turning it. Thank you,
thank you. For a long time you watch them and
(13:35):
they make that that face like that anything what's that?
Do they eat anything else aside from leaves? Because that's
all you see? They eat like trees? Like do they
eat like hay or hate? Too far below can they
reach down to the ground, Yeah, they can't. They come
(13:57):
long necks. Uh spaghetti. I'll tell you what. The giraffes
are terrifying. I don't know if you've ever seen them
get into a fight with one another or stomp a
lion to death, but I would never mess with a giraffe.
Ever fed them. It's so cool to feeding them is great,
but to watch them out on the like if you're
(14:17):
in Africa, to watch them out there doing their own thing,
and uh, it's just fascinating to see how they actually
depend on other animals. Other animals depend on them, because
it's like it's definitely the circle of life out there.
I mean, one eats a seed and then a fruit
rather than they ship the fruit out and then the
seeds becomes something for another animal, and you know you're
(14:37):
you're eating other animals. Crap, circle of live. I have
a draft story. So my dad used to run a
toy store, Toys r Us and I was in high
school in the grand opening, and he asked me to
wear Jeffrey the Giraffe the costume. And when you put
on a costume, I don't know what it is about
little kids and they just want to attack you. I
fell over in that costume. You want to try getting
(15:01):
up with a giraffe head. It's not easy. It sounds terrible.
Kids are brutal. When I used to be Chucky Cheese,
people would pull my tail, punched me in the head.
I was when I used to do. That's what I
used to do for a living for years. And yes,
I remember being the Pink Power Ranger and kids chuck
(15:23):
rocks at my head. Yeah, that was in a tough
neighborhood when I did one of the parties, and yeah,
they would rock. I remember I was an inflatable walkman
for another radio station and I fell over and couldn't
get Wait it was Scott Long Island. Didn't you get
(15:44):
into the fight with the mascot from another station? You
were the woking inflatable radio and what was the other person?
The other one was the the Cajoy duck and I
was Lucky the duck and I was in the walking
costume and I fell over and the duck came over
and just went, this is just this. I'm telling you
(16:07):
this business we're in so fucking embarrassing. Well, we've done
well by your topics. Keep them coming in text them
in anytime you wanted to be. We gotta get out
of here. We'll see you next week. Enjoy you, love you,
Bye bye. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
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